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Okay. I wasn’t gonna say anything, but I just saw “Brother Clitsational” (a.k.a. Riding With Kenno) on TikTok again—and this time… brace yourselves… he’s pivoted.

No more insurance company. That dream “expired” like an unrenewed policy. Now he says the government blocked him from insuring “the diaspora” because they were “not ready for a black-owned deductible.”

So what’s next?

AN INSURANCE SCHOOL.


Yes. You read that right.


He said—and I quote—“If I can’t insure the people, I’m gon’ educate the people… so they can insure themselves.”


He’s calling it:

The International Pan-African Insurance Academy for Liberation and Premium Reduction.

(Also known as IPAILPR… pronounced “eye-palper”)



And guess what?
HE. IS. ASKING. FOR. ONE DOLLAR. AGAIN.


“Just one dollar from one million people,” he said. “You spent more than that on black and milds last week, sister.”



This time he’s got flyers, voiceovers, and even a logo that looks suspiciously like it was made in Microsoft Paint at 2AM. The slogan?

“Deductibles are mental shackles.”



He said the curriculum will include:
  • The True History of Co-pay Oppression
  • Understanding Premiums Through the Eyes of Marcus Garvey
  • How to File a Claim Spiritually (he says it’s about “alignment”)
  • “Geckos Are Agents of Misdirection” (a deep dive into insurance ads conspiracy)


And let’s not forget:
“No building. No campus. The school is within YOU.”


Sir.


If you see Kenno walking around with a burgundy blazer, a kufi, and a clipboard labeled “Enrollment Forms,” just know he’s still collecting that ONE dollar. And yes, he still says things like “This ain’t no AllState… this is ALL TRUTH.”


God bless him. He’s persistent if nothing else.


Aint no comimg back from this shit here.


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