The Official 2025 And Beyond WNBA Season/Women's Basketball Thread

[REDLINE]

Bro.. I am snapping/roasting/making fun of them chicks.

With everyone sucking on them I’m choosing to make fun of them. I am being the anti-Jon Doe Lobo.

So take it easy. We’ve joked enough here that you should know this.

You totally missed my “spoiled milk” joke, with you old overly serious looking ass.

Sorry it comes across as

But now that I know that’s your shtick, I’ll look at it like that.

 

[REDLINE]

Uh oh

She hit one 3 asshole

 

[therealjondoe]

Boston cooking these hoes

 

[therealjondoe]

She hit one 3 asshole

In the reigning mvp mouf

 

[AwwSchitt]

She hit one 3 asshole

That’s all it takes. She gets one more he gonna bust out that squirt gif.

 

[therealjondoe]

That’s all it takes. She gets one more he gonna bust out that squirt gif.

That's @REDLINE

 

[AwwSchitt]

Aces can’t handle Boston and Mitchell. Salty Mayo ain’t even gotta hit shots. Just distribute to them 2 for the rest of the game.

 

[REDLINE]

That’s all it takes. She gets one more he gonna bust out that squirt gif.

Nah she gotta hit about 3 in a row before y’all get that!

Or before the game, but I didn’t feel like she was gonna be squirtin after her performance last game so y’all didn’t get it!

And based off of her only having 5 points. she hasn’t even dripped one drop

 

[REDLINE]

Aces can’t handle Boston and Mitchell. Salty Mayo ain’t even gotta hit shots. Just distribute to them 2 for the rest of the game.

True

 

[pookie]

Caitlin Clark thinking about that 0-7 from last game, she's hesitating on some of those shots and not taking the shots that are open

 

[therealjondoe]

Nah she gotta hit about 3 in a row before y’all get that!

Or before the game, but I didn’t feel like she was gonna be squirtin after her performance last game so y’all didn’t get it!

And based off of her only having 5 points. she hasn’t even dripped one drop

I'm blaming her period

 

[AwwSchitt]

That's @REDLINE

You two in cahoots together. Thats why he came after earlier for talking about the Spoiled Milk Trio. You two are Lobo and Ruocco.

 

[therealjondoe]

You two in cahoots together. Thats why he came after earlier for talking about them Spoiled Milk Trio. You two are Lobo and Ru0cco.

 

[D'Evils]

They won 2 titles without Hamby so that ain’t it. I think defenses have started to swarm A’ja and others aren’t stepping up enough. Plus they seem to get out rebounded every game. They definitely need a big. They need to play Kitley into shape. Her 6’6” ass can pay dividends in the long run.

Won the 1st with Hamby and 2nd with Candice Parker and Alysha Clark...

Hamby was a perfect compliment to A'ja... Couldn't swarm with Hamby on the court...

Stokes give them no offense which allows defenses to swarm...

 

[D'Evils]

Sky finally competing

Coach finally benched his sidepiece Nurse...

But the game ain't over... He might let her play the whole 2nd half like last game when they blew their lead...

 

[AwwSchitt]

Won the 1st with Hamby and 2nd with Candice Parker and Alysha Clark...

Hamby was a perfect compliment to A'ja... Couldn't swarm with Hamby on the court...

Stokes give them no offense which allows defenses to swarm...

You right playa. That 1st one was with Hamby. Then the "dirtiness" happened with Becky.

But I'm in agreement with ya. And until they find another big its going to continue.

 

[therealjondoe]

 

[AwwSchitt]

Coach finally benched his sidepiece Nurse...

But the game ain't over... He might let her play the whole 2nd half like last game when they blew their lead...

Nurse played for UConn, thus I'm a fan of hers..... but her ass should have been benched a long time ago. She slow and can't jump. After that ACL tear she's nothing more than a spot shooter.. and at this point her shots aint even dropping.

 

[therealjondoe]

 

[REDLINE]

Caitlin Clark thinking about that 0-7 from last game, she's hesitating on some of those shots and not taking the shots that are open

Yep

 

[REDLINE]

Nurse played for UConn, thus I'm a fan of hers..... but her ass should have been benched a long time ago. She slow and can't jump. After that ACL tear she's nothing more than a spot shooter.. and at this point her shots aint even dropping.

Truth

 

[therealjondoe]

 

[REDLINE]

You two in cahoots together. Thats why he came after earlier for talking about the Spoiled Milk Trio. You two are Lobo and Ruocco.

Nah I like all players, I get the schtick so now I understand.

I post and big up all players, not just one.

 

[AwwSchitt]

Nah I like all players, I get the schtick so now I understand.

I post and big up all players, not just one.

I know you do playa. Respect.

 

[REDLINE]

@AwwSchitt come get this muthafucka @therealjondoe

He's highlighting 1 made 3 in the half, fucking ONE!

 

[therealjondoe]

 

[therealjondoe]

@AwwSchitt come get this muthafucka @therealjondoe

He's highlighting 1 made 3 in the half, fucking ONE!

In the mvp moooooouuuuuuuuffffffffffffphf

 

[pookie]

Caitlin Clark AIRBALL!!!!!

 

[REDLINE]

@AwwSchitt

We do need someone to break up JonLobo's glazing

 

[therealjondoe]

I don't want to hear about how the defense figured cc out either.
She's just missing shots

 

[therealjondoe]

What a pass

 

[AwwSchitt]

@AwwSchitt

We do need someone to break up JonLobo's glazing

Jon Lobo needs to be stopped.

 

[AwwSchitt]

I don't want to hear about how the defense figured cc out either.
She's just missing shots

But, she's the greatest shooter ever. What had happened???

 

[therealjondoe]

But, she's the greatest shooter ever. What had happened???

You know anyone that shoots 100%?

 

[AwwSchitt]

So they have the "Tres Leches" thing.... But Mitchell, Boston & Clark are the clear Big 3 in Indiana. Why is there no "Oreo" nickname?