My daughter got detention for arguing over grits.

I cook the stuff I like to eat.
Uh huh :lol:

Y'all dont COOK. Cooking includes employing a variety of different foods using a variety of methods.

You make bread from scratch? Broil game? Make soups from scratch? Make a roux for gravy, gumbo, or shrimp and grits? Use beer and sharp cheddar for your mac n cheese? Use white wine for sauces?

Use blue cheese on the OUTSIDE of your bread for grilled cheese sammiches?

Mayne my wife banned me from baking experimental cheesecakes cause she thought I was trying to make her fat. Ninja I was just having fun :lol:
 
Uh huh :lol:

Y'all dont COOK. Cooking includes employing a variety of different foods using a variety of methods.

You make bread from scratch? Broil game? Make soups from scratch? Make a roux for gravy, gumbo, or shrimp and grits? Use beer and sharp cheddar for your mac n cheese? Use white wine for sauces?

Use blue cheese on the OUTSIDE of your bread for grilled cheese sammiches?

Mayne my wife banned me from baking experimental cheesecakes cause she thought I was trying to make her fat. Ninja I was just having fun :lol:
Oh this nig fancy.. chefboya-buk
 
I cook, there is just some shit I don't like. Farina, cream of wheat, oatmeal I don't like.any of that stuff. I was raised on grits, salt, pepper and butter.

Oatmeal is like hot snot imo.
You pick grits over oatmeal? Grits taste like some shit that was giving out to the masses during the great depression, some shit you give to a serial killer that was sent to the hole for the month, some shit you give to prisoners of war to barely keep them alive. The most extra plain tasting shit in the world. Like they had an overload of that shit and didn't want to waste it so they convinced the world that it was edible and made money off that barely consumable product. Grits yuckkk
 


Deion Sanders son broke a security guard neck like he was Bruce Lee trying to enforce some stupid school rule. Deion had this fool try to take his son phone away and this happened:

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Tried to sue Deion for $70 million and got nothing. Became paralyzed and couldn't walk and urinated on himself. Evidence like the videotapes were disappeared. Conflicting statements from Deion Sanders.
 
Uh huh :lol:

Y'all dont COOK. Cooking includes employing a variety of different foods using a variety of methods.

You make bread from scratch? Broil game? Make soups from scratch? Make a roux for gravy, gumbo, or shrimp and grits? Use beer and sharp cheddar for your mac n cheese? Use white wine for sauces?

Use blue cheese on the OUTSIDE of your bread for grilled cheese sammiches?

Mayne my wife banned me from baking experimental cheesecakes cause she thought I was trying to make her fat. Ninja I was just having fun :lol:


Lol, I make my own soups, sauces and shit like that, I don't make bread, I can bake, but it def not my strong point in the kitchen. My wife can't cook for shit, our gf is a decent cook so I do mostly of the cooking at our house. I live in the blueberry capital of the world and I cant stand blueberries yet they are always trying to get me to make something with blueberries,
 
You pick grits over oatmeal? Grits taste like some shit that was giving out to the masses during the great depression, some shit you give to a serial killer that was sent to the hole for the month, some shit you give to prisoners of war to barely keep them alive. The most extra plain tasting shit in the world. Like they had an overload of that shit and didn't want to waste it so they convinced the world that it was edible and made money off that barely consumable product. Grits yuckkk


Bruh grits, salt, pepper, butter, some bacon and eggs on the side, ninja what ??? Oatmeal is just nasty, the consistency and texture of it is like warm slime.
 
Bruh grits, salt, pepper, butter, some bacon and eggs on the side, ninja what ??? Oatmeal is just nasty, the consistency and texture of it is like warm slime.
Noticed you had to add a power forward and a shooting guard to convince me grits taste like something,, nig said bacon and eggs man that’s a whole fucking assortment of extra shit to disguise that medincine tasting food… I haven’t eating oatmeal in decades but I know it taste better especially when you added some condiment flavors like cinnamon, etc.. but just like your all star team you added to hype up your grits you can add fruits, etc to oatmeal to give it a better taste.. plus it’s good for you.. than you could flip it.. you ever heard of oatmeal cookies yep have you ever heard of grit cookies fuck no..oatmeal for the win
 
Noticed you had to add a power forward and a shooting guard to convince me grits taste like something,, nig said bacon and eggs man that’s a whole fucking assortment of extra shit to disguise that medincine tasting food… I haven’t eating oatmeal in decades but I know it taste better especially when you added some condiment flavors like cinnamon, etc.. but just like your all star team you added to hype up your grits you can add fruits, etc to oatmeal to give it a better taste.. plus it’s good for you.. than you could flip it.. you ever heard of oatmeal cookies yep have you ever heard of grit cookies fuck no..oatmeal for the win

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Bacon and eggs on the side fam !
They like the 6th & 7th man.
Aint nothing you can do to oatmeal to keep it from being a nasty bowl of hot snot.
 
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Bacon and eggs on the side fam !
They like the 6th & 7th man.
Aint nothing you can do to oatmeal to keep it from being a nasty bowl of hot snot.
Bacon damn near makes everything taste better.. it’s like the mj of food.. it can be used for breakfast, lunch, dinner.. hell they done cut it into lil pieces and made a term called bacon bits.. motherfucker even put that in salad.. a whole dish catered to herbivores allowed the bacon bits to come party with them. You got the legends of food on the roster and talking about 6th man blasphemy. Nigs will allow you to put grits on their plate just to get to the bacon
 
Bacon damn near makes everything taste better.. it’s like the mj of food.. it can be used for breakfast, lunch, dinner.. hell they done cut it into lil pieces and made a term called bacon bits.. motherfucker even put that in salad.. a whole dish catered to herbivores allowed the bacon bits to come party with them. You got the legends of food on the roster and talking about 6th man blasphemy. Nigs will allow you to put grits on their plate just to get to the bacon
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I am fucking dead !!!!
 
My 14 yo daughter got 2 day in school suspension for arguing with another girl over what to put in grits. I told her this morning this has to be some of the dumbest shit I ever heard.
My daughter loves grits, it was the first thing she ever learned to cook, and she would eat that shit 7 days a week, 3 meals a day if I let her. She will make them before school and take them for lunch. She is a grits purest, so the only thing she adds is butter black pepper.
The story I got was her and another girl where talking about breakfast food and somehow it lead into a grits conversation. The girl told my daughter that she puts sugar and butter in her grits, which my daughter expressed displeasure to and said only wypipo do that shit and its disgusting.
Apparently it escalated in to a heated argument and turned in to a shoving match on the bus, hence the in school suspension.
I asked her what her problem is and why she arguing over grits and sugar and her response was "daddy its gross and you just dont do that".
I am taking tylenol soon as I leave work because I know this conversation is going to give me a headache,
She's right tho
Making sure we not losing recipes
I got 1 day of lunch on me in support of her heroic fight
 
Next time just have her present this argument

"If I told you something was called grit. Or gritty or if I told you that you needed more grit or had a lot of grit, does that sound like it needs sugar on that?

Ok then why you adding sugar to grit
That shit ain't sweet? "
 
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