N0W THAT I WAS KIND ENOUGH TO ANSWER ALL OF YOUR DERP, PLEASE TELL US WHERE DOES THE MOON GO DURING THE NEW MOON PHASE, AND WHAT THE FUCK CAUSES ECLIPSES ON A FLAT IMAGINARY FLAT DERP?
NO CARTOON PLEASE!
I alluded to this in the post with @MasonPH650 , but it pretty much works similarly to how it works on the globe model, except it's over a flat plane.
Eclipses too. I accept that it's the moon that's eclipsing the sun.
Yep, that was the local moon coming very close to the local sun. That's why they were both in focus together. It's why the flares (solar prominences) from the sun were able to cast highlights onto the moon because they were so close together.
"Told ya I was gone tell ya, didn't I tell ya???? .......Didn't I mutha-fuckin tell ya!!??! ........Sick of this shiiiidd!!!"






Now on a serious note....what the fuck????




Why did the sun and moon pause movement during the eclipse???!!!




I know one thing, it makes way more sense that they would pause on the flat earth model than it does on the globe model, that's for damned sure.



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