Missing these game because cable has some black out policy bullshit
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BRON!
Yeah, that nigga might need a hug, or something.
Jesus Christ
Are you alone in that assessment or have you seen it somewhere? What are you basing it on?
(Asking about Curry's health, not Kerr's drug abuse)
Does anyone understand how they track obscure shit like this????
There are about 50+ "first player in NBA history to record" stat lines every year and they seem to have them ready before the ink is dry-- It's pretty impressive.
I just figured they have a database with the stats from every game ever played, and they simply perform a search with specific parameters to see when, or if, a certain stat line ever occurred.
"The greatest there ever was, the greatest there will ever be."
IMBUZI!!
Kawhi opting to sit out a critical point in the game late in the 4th was sad.
Its Steve Kerr fault!!!!
It is his fault they cut the lead down and he took everyone out who was hot. So yeah HIS FAULT!!!
The most rational answer is that Draymond is the most underrated player of this era.
Blame Steve Kerr!!!!
nah, their offense has enough firepower to beat anyone that they don't need to play defense which is why they got dame...
Their defense was better under Budenholz and Holiday. Offense struggles also, Middleton and Lopez are inconsistent and long in the tooth. It's obvious no teams are shook of the Bucks
"The greatest there ever was, the greatest there will ever be."
IMBUZI!!
Kawhi opting to sit out a critical point in the game late in the 4th was sad.
The nigga a ho, still side eye him for sitting out Boston game
If roles were reversed this would be proof Kawhi is one of the greatest defenders of all time. But since it's The GOAT everyone will pretend it didn't happen so they can keep the LeBron doesn't play defense narrative going like they lied and keep the flopping narrative going.
December 15:
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Kurt look like he's been kicking with Dr Jinx a little too much...
Why aren't @therealjondoe and @jawnswoop laughing at the Warriors getting blown out by the Raptors the way they laughed at the Lakers the other day? Steph only had 9 points @Amajorfucup. And why no comment on the Lakers today? LeBron haters are always disingenuous and show grace to light skin and whiteness. 
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY BUS STOP - MORNING
The school bus pulls up, and the gang – STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and, of course, CARTMAN – wait for it. CARTMAN, sporting a LeBron James jersey, appears to be in an unusually bad mood.
CARTMAN (outraged) You guys, why the hell aren't you laughing your asses off about the Warriors losing last night? I mean, come on! It's like, Christmas came early, and you're all just standing there!
STAN (reluctantly) Dude, it's just a game. Chill out.
CARTMAN (angry) Just a game?! Do you realize what happened last night? The Warriors got crushed! I've been waiting for this moment for weeks!
KYLE (disinterested) We don't really care, Cartman. Miami's doing pretty well, though.
CARTMAN (fuming) Miami? Miami?! That's the best you can come up with? LeBron James, my friend! He's the GOAT! You should be worshiping the ground he walks on!
KENNY (muffled) (mumbles)
STAN (smiling) Kenny's right, Cartman. You're taking this a bit too far.
CARTMAN (frustrated) Too far?! You guys were all over me when LeBron had a bad game but what about last night?! Where's the justice in that?
KYLE (sarcastic) Oh, forgive us for not celebrating your favorite player's good night. We're not as obsessed as you.
CARTMAN (determined) Well, get ready to be obsessed, because I've got LeBron James highlights queued up for the next decade, and you're all going to watch them!
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY CLASSROOM - LATER
The gang sits at their desks, and CARTMAN continues his LeBron James crusade.
CARTMAN (enthusiastic) I've already created a LeBron fan club on MySpace. You're all invited to join, but only if you promise to praise the King every day!
STAN (sighs) Dude, I don't need a fan club. I just like watching good basketball, no matter who's playing.
KYLE (nods) Exactly. It's not all about one player.
CARTMAN (dismissive) You guys just don't get it. LeBron is the chosen one, the savior of basketball. You'll see.
As the bell rings, the gang heads to their next class, leaving Cartman still obsessing over LeBron James.
FADE OUT.
The school bus pulls up, and the gang – STAN, KYLE, KENNY, and, of course, CARTMAN – wait for it. CARTMAN, sporting a LeBron James jersey, appears to be in an unusually bad mood.
CARTMAN (outraged) You guys, why the hell aren't you laughing your asses off about the Warriors losing last night? I mean, come on! It's like, Christmas came early, and you're all just standing there!
STAN (reluctantly) Dude, it's just a game. Chill out.
CARTMAN (angry) Just a game?! Do you realize what happened last night? The Warriors got crushed! I've been waiting for this moment for weeks!
KYLE (disinterested) We don't really care, Cartman. Miami's doing pretty well, though.
CARTMAN (fuming) Miami? Miami?! That's the best you can come up with? LeBron James, my friend! He's the GOAT! You should be worshiping the ground he walks on!
KENNY (muffled) (mumbles)
STAN (smiling) Kenny's right, Cartman. You're taking this a bit too far.
CARTMAN (frustrated) Too far?! You guys were all over me when LeBron had a bad game but what about last night?! Where's the justice in that?
KYLE (sarcastic) Oh, forgive us for not celebrating your favorite player's good night. We're not as obsessed as you.
CARTMAN (determined) Well, get ready to be obsessed, because I've got LeBron James highlights queued up for the next decade, and you're all going to watch them!
INT. SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY CLASSROOM - LATER
The gang sits at their desks, and CARTMAN continues his LeBron James crusade.
CARTMAN (enthusiastic) I've already created a LeBron fan club on MySpace. You're all invited to join, but only if you promise to praise the King every day!
STAN (sighs) Dude, I don't need a fan club. I just like watching good basketball, no matter who's playing.
KYLE (nods) Exactly. It's not all about one player.
CARTMAN (dismissive) You guys just don't get it. LeBron is the chosen one, the savior of basketball. You'll see.
As the bell rings, the gang heads to their next class, leaving Cartman still obsessing over LeBron James.
FADE OUT.
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