Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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She asked me if I could see her in the role of a leading lady in a movie? So, I told her "No" right now you look like an extra on "Green Acres."
I guess she proved me wrong.
I guess she proved me wrong.
Yasmine told me when she goes out guys keep commenting on her ass. Most of the time I see her in sweats and baggie stuff so I'm like really?
She felt the need to prove her point.
She felt the need to prove her point.
You lost a bet to your cousin and have to do his laundry for the week, so you come over Friday night. Since you both are just chilling at his place, you figure you'll do the laundry tonight.
You go downstairs to the laundry room and it's just you and this young lady there. She starts a conversation and then she asks you a strange question. She says, "most guys are attracted to women with big breast, but do you think if they're too big guys might be intimidated?
You go downstairs to the laundry room and it's just you and this young lady there. She starts a conversation and then she asks you a strange question. She says, "most guys are attracted to women with big breast, but do you think if they're too big guys might be intimidated?
Jaki, who lives on the 3rd floor in your building could use a little help with her shopping bags. So you grab a few and help her out, and carry them into her apartment.
Jaki, offers you a tip, and you laugh at that gesture.
Jaki then says, "How about these?"
Jaki, offers you a tip, and you laugh at that gesture.
Jaki then says, "How about these?"
I don't know if it's some type of sibling rivalry or am I being tested, but why does Toni Camille walk around like this when I come over to visit my girl?
Yeah, I know she lives with her 2 sisters, but I keep picturing Toni Camille looking like this.
Yeah, I know she lives with her 2 sisters, but I keep picturing Toni Camille looking like this.
I don't know if it's some type of sibling rivalry or am I being tested, but why does Toni Camille walk around like this when I come over to visit my girl?
Yeah, I know she lives with her 2 sisters, but I keep picturing Toni Camille looking like this.
She's gorgeous, but she has the eyes of someone you can't really trust
I agree, but what's scary is that I know a few women that have "slept" with other women's boyfriends or husbands. Even when they had prior knowledge of the man being in a relationship.
For real.. need to see more of her, for research purposes
for your research monsieur.
You see this petite young lady smiling and waving at you, but you don't know who she is? Turns out, it's Grace Coffey, the sister of Dennis, who you went to elementary school with. You inquire about Dennis and the family and ask her what she's been up to.
She tells you that she models.
Now, Grace has always been on the small side, so you ask her what type of modeling is she doing?
She takes out her phone and shows you a few photos.
Apparently, Grace isn't small all over.
(I told Dennis to do a better job of hiding his father's Playboy Magazines).
She tells you that she models.
Now, Grace has always been on the small side, so you ask her what type of modeling is she doing?
She takes out her phone and shows you a few photos.
Apparently, Grace isn't small all over.
(I told Dennis to do a better job of hiding his father's Playboy Magazines).
You go on vacation (Bahamas) with your 2 nephews, and one of your nephew's meets some girls vacationing there also. He tells you that one of them has an aunt that you might like. So you swing by their room to meet the girls and Elizabeth (the aunt).
Elizabeth seems nice and hopefully the evening ends up with you seeing a whole lot more of her. So the plan is for the group to go to dinner, then the "Joker's Wild Comedy Club." Maybe a dance club or casino afterwards.
So you're walked back to you room to chill for awhile thinking about Elizabeth when...
Lexi Hart sees you passing by and needs you to put some suntan lotion on her back.
Feast or famine, huh?
Elizabeth seems nice and hopefully the evening ends up with you seeing a whole lot more of her. So the plan is for the group to go to dinner, then the "Joker's Wild Comedy Club." Maybe a dance club or casino afterwards.
So you're walked back to you room to chill for awhile thinking about Elizabeth when...
Lexi Hart sees you passing by and needs you to put some suntan lotion on her back.
Feast or famine, huh?
You and your wife work very long hours and sometimes don't take the time to tidy up the place. So you hired, Diana to come in and clean twice a week. Diana is a grad student at Columbia University and appears to be very bookish.
Nevertheless, you're having a small gathering this weekend and you thought it would be nice to invite Diana. You're a bit reluctant because she seems so shy and timid.
You ask her one day after she has finished cleaning and she accepts, and she wants to know if you will be serving liquor?
You ask her if she drinks, and she tells you don't be fooled by my appearance, I do a lot of things.
Nevertheless, you're having a small gathering this weekend and you thought it would be nice to invite Diana. You're a bit reluctant because she seems so shy and timid.
You ask her one day after she has finished cleaning and she accepts, and she wants to know if you will be serving liquor?
You ask her if she drinks, and she tells you don't be fooled by my appearance, I do a lot of things.
Your girlfriend's younger cousin from Brooklyn, who loves to flirt with you when she's not around.
Your nephew is a freshman at the University of Texas, and although he's very smart he could use a little help with his Math 101 class. Sabrina Nichols lives on the same dorm, and he asks if she could tutor him.
She agrees and they arrange to met up in her room on Saturday evening. She's a good teacher and after about 90 minutes they take a break. She's a Biology major, but secretly has aspirations to be on the gymnastics team or be a cheerleader.
What do you think?
She agrees and they arrange to met up in her room on Saturday evening. She's a good teacher and after about 90 minutes they take a break. She's a Biology major, but secretly has aspirations to be on the gymnastics team or be a cheerleader.
What do you think?
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