I bet all the slow kids in your class and short bus thought you were a hilarious
"Shit rags"... Please everybody tap in on this fucking poll
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I heard willow coming back out maybe u can get a part..I’m pretty sure there will be many midget casting calls
Never took the bus but it was some other funny niggas in my class fasheaux
Shittyman did u wash your daily shit rags today?
It is under the rim; that dude who posted the toilet with the kitchen hose said his wife used that hose to wash the cloth diapers over the toilet.
The bidet is hooked up to the fresh water in the bathroom...LOL....it is fresh, clean water, not water from the toilet bowl.
See above.
You’ve been reading the post.. I know you a lil slow..but obviously I would think you know that 80s and 2022 are diff decades, millennium, etc.. I’ve already said use babywipes..lets see if you can comprehend that
Which sippy cup you drinking on today.. which bidet ingredients is mixed in your cocktail
Lol u not saying yes or no
no need to use rags if I have babywpies.. I guess the arc member needs a thumbs up for confirmation
I have nothing to do with a shit rag....but as far as washing their feet and clothes in the toilet is some people who moved from the rural south in the 80's,they were two families that the daughters of one family married the sons of another family,whatever and when they moved to NY state they used their toilet like it was a washing machine and to wash their feet cause they weren't used to having a toilet but rather an outhouse .My father rented them a house,good renters they just was straight outta the country and they did what they were used to doing....they might of had a shit rag if not in that apartment probably in the outhouse for sure.
zod prefers bidets
Thou shalt not trust shit rags. Shit rags will lead you to the trustice league
only enter temples cleaned with flowing streams before she screams and creams. bootyronymy 3:69
How to Use a Bidet Properly
Share on PinterestIllustration by Irene Goddard
A bidet (pronounced buh-day) is a basin used for cleaning yourself after using the bathroom. Bidets are common in Europe, Asia, and South America, so if you’ve ever traveled internationally, you’ve probably seen one.
If you’ve ever wondered about the proper way to use a bidet, now is a great time to learn, as they’re becoming increasingly popular in the United States.
Types of bidets
Bidets come in more forms than ever, which is part of why they’re becoming more popular. With various bidet models in demand in modern bathrooms everywhere, you can never really predict where you might encounter a handheld or built-in bidet.
Freestanding bidet
This is the traditional type of bidet. Freestanding bidets are placed next to the regular toilet, and they look like a large, low sink. Freestanding bidets are sometimes filled with water that rises to the surface of the bowl, and they may be equipped with jets.
Handheld bidet
A handheld bidet, also called a bidet shower or bidet sprayer, is a nozzle that stays attached to the toilet. This type of bidet is manually placed near your private area to clean your genitals and anus after using the toilet, sexual intercourse, or for freshening up. With a handheld bidet, you control the positioning of the stream of water.
Built-in bidet
A built-in bidet is a toilet equipped with a bidet feature. After flushing a toilet with a built-in bidet, the toilet may automatically dispense a vertical stream of water to cleanse you.
Warm water bidet
A warm water bidet can be built-in, free-standing, or a sprayer attachment. A warm water bidet is simply hooked up to the hot water pipe system or has a built-in water warmer which provides a warmer spritz to your bottom when you use it.
How to use a bidet
If you see a bidet “out in the wild,” make a plan for how you’re going to use it before you make an attempt. Try turning the spray nozzle on or flushing the built-in bidet, so you can see where the stream of water will come from and how powerful the water pressure will be.
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Tips for use
Cautions
Bidets can be a great alternative to toilet paper, but that doesn’t mean that there are no drawbacks or risks associated with using them. Bidets are decidedly not for everyone, and if you have a weakened immune system, you might want to wait a bit before trying one out.
If you have male genitalia, using a bidet before having a bowel movement could result in an itchy feeling on your anus. A 2016 studyTrusted Source in Japan strongly linked using the bidet prior to elimination as opposed to just using it afterward to symptoms of itching.
If you have female genitalia, using bidets may increase your risk of bacterial vaginitis. At least one studyTrusted Source has demonstrated that using a warm water bidet aggravates the natural balance of flora in the vagina.
Electric warm water bidets also carry a general risk of bacterial contamination, according to a 2017 studyTrusted Source done in hospitals.
The bottom line
Bidets may take some getting used to, but many people like them so much that they decide to make a permanent switch. If you want to try using a bidet, take a good look around at the equipment and make sure you’re prepared for the jets.
People with conditions such as hemorrhoids or irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) might benefit from giving the bidet a try.
Thou shalt not trust shit rags. Shit rags will lead you to the trustice league
only enter temples cleaned with flowing streams before she screams and creams. bootyronymy 3:69
How to Use a Bidet Properly
Share on PinterestIllustration by Irene Goddard
A bidet (pronounced buh-day) is a basin used for cleaning yourself after using the bathroom. Bidets are common in Europe, Asia, and South America, so if you’ve ever traveled internationally, you’ve probably seen one.
If you’ve ever wondered about the proper way to use a bidet, now is a great time to learn, as they’re becoming increasingly popular in the United States.
Types of bidets
Bidets come in more forms than ever, which is part of why they’re becoming more popular. With various bidet models in demand in modern bathrooms everywhere, you can never really predict where you might encounter a handheld or built-in bidet.
Freestanding bidet
This is the traditional type of bidet. Freestanding bidets are placed next to the regular toilet, and they look like a large, low sink. Freestanding bidets are sometimes filled with water that rises to the surface of the bowl, and they may be equipped with jets.
Handheld bidet
A handheld bidet, also called a bidet shower or bidet sprayer, is a nozzle that stays attached to the toilet. This type of bidet is manually placed near your private area to clean your genitals and anus after using the toilet, sexual intercourse, or for freshening up. With a handheld bidet, you control the positioning of the stream of water.
Built-in bidet
A built-in bidet is a toilet equipped with a bidet feature. After flushing a toilet with a built-in bidet, the toilet may automatically dispense a vertical stream of water to cleanse you.
Warm water bidet
A warm water bidet can be built-in, free-standing, or a sprayer attachment. A warm water bidet is simply hooked up to the hot water pipe system or has a built-in water warmer which provides a warmer spritz to your bottom when you use it.
How to use a bidet
If you see a bidet “out in the wild,” make a plan for how you’re going to use it before you make an attempt. Try turning the spray nozzle on or flushing the built-in bidet, so you can see where the stream of water will come from and how powerful the water pressure will be.
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Tips for use
- Check out the bidet before you try to use it. Figure out where the jets of water are going to come from so you’re prepared.
- When you first use a bidet, clean off with toilet paper first before attempting the bidet spray.
- You don’t need to use soap to use a bidet. Some people do use the bidet like a mini-shower after a bowel movement, sexual intercourse, or for freshening up, but it isn’t a requirement.
- Make sure that any clothing items (like underwear, pants, and tunic-style shirts) are out of the way before turning on the bidet jets.
- You may notice a towel hanging within arm’s reach of your bidet. Be forewarned that this is for drying off your hands, never your rear.
- For best results with a bidet attachment, make sure you remember to shut off the T-valve after every use, with no exceptions. Forgetting to turn it off could result in a leaky attachment.
- If you have a vulva, be sure to direct the water front-to-back to avoid getting bacteria into your vulva.
Cautions
Bidets can be a great alternative to toilet paper, but that doesn’t mean that there are no drawbacks or risks associated with using them. Bidets are decidedly not for everyone, and if you have a weakened immune system, you might want to wait a bit before trying one out.
If you have male genitalia, using a bidet before having a bowel movement could result in an itchy feeling on your anus. A 2016 studyTrusted Source in Japan strongly linked using the bidet prior to elimination as opposed to just using it afterward to symptoms of itching.
If you have female genitalia, using bidets may increase your risk of bacterial vaginitis. At least one studyTrusted Source has demonstrated that using a warm water bidet aggravates the natural balance of flora in the vagina.
Electric warm water bidets also carry a general risk of bacterial contamination, according to a 2017 studyTrusted Source done in hospitals.
The bottom line
Bidets may take some getting used to, but many people like them so much that they decide to make a permanent switch. If you want to try using a bidet, take a good look around at the equipment and make sure you’re prepared for the jets.
People with conditions such as hemorrhoids or irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) might benefit from giving the bidet a try.
Laughing at the cautions and actually having negative effects on your health..this is your king
This is one of the funniest lines I've ever read on BGOL. I'm still laughing after seeing it yesterday.
This dude stepped it up. He don't use shitrags no more.
He uses the three sea shells like on Demolition Man
He uses the three sea shells like on Demolition Man
Beshitted rags!
Don’t ever say I don’t look out for the people.. here’s a guide to choosing the best detergent for your casualty of war draws
Why cause everybody can smell your lack of your cleaning ability..don’t worry if you spray your pants with this ..people won’t smell you from a block away anymore
did your pops used to fuck with you about stuff? because this is some of the most ridiculous shit i've ever heard lol
it sounded right to you that niggas was using outhouses in the south when batman and super mario brothers and coming to america and shit were out? that muhfuckas SO COUNTRY THAT THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TOILETS...linked up and coordinated a move to one of the biggest cities in the world, only to arrive and STILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TOILETS?
bgol is a WILD place man lol gotdamn
Aiight, to the folks that used bidets before, I gotta question:
So after you cropdust your asshole with the bidet, how do you dry off all that excess water? Or do you walk around with a soggy ass? I know for damn sure you don't dry your ass with toilet paper after that high pressure shit steaming.
Help a brother out.
So after you cropdust your asshole with the bidet, how do you dry off all that excess water? Or do you walk around with a soggy ass? I know for damn sure you don't dry your ass with toilet paper after that high pressure shit steaming.
Help a brother out.
Compacted shit & other detritus people put in the bowl.
Only reason I know that is because one of my uncles had a backed up drain to his septic & when they came out to fix it, they pulled some shit out that looked a lot similar to that.
Except the guy wore a semi-hazmat suit & the tube of shit had other stuff in it.
I mean logically I figured that but when I saw that nigga was going in raw I was like "oh ok well it can't be that then"
My cousin's dad runs a septic service and I was standing maybe 10 yards from the truck one day when they were on the way to empty it and man I was gagging like a fool
I have changed shitty diapers straight faced and this shit had my eyes watering so bad I couldn't fucking see
yes, you pat yourself dry with toilet paper. you're not dipping your ass in a pool lol
The bidets in luxury hotels in Europe have air dryers.
I didn't use the dryers when we stayed at the Shard in London, but my girl did.
You a bitch ass nigga entirely
I hope u and ya wife never recover from Covid u dry cough bitch
You sound lame as fuck my boy
u saying I drink toilet water?
???
You will always be shittyhands
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