Homeboy Pulled Up to Her Crib to Smash - Got a Little Surprise......
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If they are both young what's the problem. I could see if the bitch was 50.
I would fuck a 50yr old standing up. The mattress is a non-factor
That nigga sat back like he was in the barber's chair waiting to get a haircut, while lookin at her stack the logs in the fireplace.
Did you buy a starter log and who actually started the fire?
How was the transition from fire started to fucking?
This literally made me laugh out loud.
"Ay um stop and get some condoms and a bundle of wood"
He prolly hollard out......"hurry up and get that fire goin playa"
Bro by the time I'm your age I'm fucking on leather seats, and silk sheets only.
I would fuck a 50yr old standing up. The mattress is a non-factor
I knocked a chick in July in her apartment that had no power. It had to be 150 degrees in that bitch. Shit happens.
Yall got too much $$ to be on these bum hoes.
A naked chick, an air mattress, and some baby oil is a good time.
"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.'
Bet the nigga didn't leave though
Exactly
Gratefulness is dependent upon your simp level
Before posting a prompt should come up: Is THIS what you want to be known for in your life?
Man you ain't telling no lies... My inspiration for this was the classic Chyanne and Jazmine scene... Fun as FUCK, but hella messy... My ex, she brings that day up often when we chat... Good times , good times indeed
I was fuckin with this African joint that I pulled at the club one night. She was supposed to go to a reggae spot but got stood up. I went to her apartment and she ain't have any furniture. Still got her to put on her little booty shorts and prance around. Face wasn't all that but she had an okay body. Wound up smashing on an air mattress and dipping out. Never got a second shot but I appreciated the fact she was hospitable despite her struggle .
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What is it with niggas that gotta show everything?? I ain't showing nobody shit. It ain't nobody gottdamn business. I'd have plugged that gottdamn mattress up and while it was blowing up I'd have been getting some standing pre mattress fucking going on in the connecting room!!
I’ve happily been there before. As long as the pussy don’t stink, he good.
I was fuckin with this African joint that I pulled at the club one night. She was supposed to go to a reggae spot but got stood up. I went to her apartment and she ain't have any furniture. Still got her to put on her little booty shorts and prance around. Face wasn't all that but she had an okay body. Wound up smashing on an air mattress and dipping out. Never got a second shot but I appreciated the fact she was hospitable despite her struggle
that struggle is real as fuck for everyone.
I used to take pride in telling bitches I was broke as fuck so they can lower their expectations. “Yeah, bitch. I’m broker than a mufucka. All I got is potential. So is we fuckin or not?”
Ran into an old HS ex that had an air mattress.
Yup hit this chick on her air mattress last month. She just moved in and was waiting on her bedroom set to be delivered. Next time I went over whole crib was laid out.
I’m with everybody else ungrateful ass ninja, dude crib probably got a mattress on the floor!
Might as well introduce her to Zod.
Ya GotDamn right!
"Buss off on your couch, now you got Seaman's furniture". - Phife D. Dog
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