What are some of the absolute WORST movies you've ever seen (Either got up and left ot sat thru just mad AF)?

Bringing Down the House was the only movie I ever walked out of. Pootie Tang was bad. Soul Place was fucking awful, but was funny in spots.
 
I just saw some bullshit on Netflix a couple of years ago. That was a sci-fi movie. Where the black character got killed off. Within the first 10 minutes. Very unnecessarily and graphic. So I turned that bullshit off. I'll post the name of it if I remember the name of the film.

I never walked out on a movie. That I watched in the theater. But Spiderman 3 Ironman 2, Star wars episodes 7 and 8. Pissed me the fuck off. With Star wars 8. Being the absolute worst, out of all of the movies mentioned.

I remember as a kid, my mom and dad. Took me and my siblings to go see Halloween 6. And that movie was ass. It didn't fit with the story at all. After the movie ended. People in the theater were yelling stuff like "I want my money back" or "this movie sucks" :lol:

Spiderman 3 was horrid

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 with Jamie Foxx and Andrew Garfield as Spiderman was fucking terrible. I cut that shit off. Thank God it was a download
 
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Bgol gonna hate this response but pitch black.. first movie I ever fell asleep on.. I don’t know for how long it was, just know my eyes closed and than I heard laughing, it was my boys laughing like holy shit this nig sleeping, I quickly woke up like wtf..unfortunately the movie was still on and the crap continued.. couldn’t wait till them credits hit.. it did and I was the first person out the door
I actually didn't like that movie either

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I heard that shit was horrible
Just horrible, I stopped midway and deleted it from the Plex and started watching something else.



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The Rundown with the Rock and Stifler from American Pie I think.


Can't even say if the movie is as awful as I remember it being, but I was on a overnight flight from Seattle to NJ, the plane was full, my neck and back were hurting (and my head was hurting from the sore neck) and my seat was stuck in the upright position. The back and neck pain prevented me from sleeping so I figured I would watch to pass time.

All I remember is that it was the loudest flick I ever saw....explosions every other minute and 75% of the dialog was people shouting at each other. I honestly considered jumping to my death over middle America.
 
Okay, which are you two motherfukers do I believe? Is Pootie Tang worth a watch or is it fucking terrible. Mind you I enjoyed Naked Gun, I'm going to get you sucka, don't be a menace
Pootie Tang is actually two movies. The first half is hilarious, the last third with the Pootie at the farm is barely watchable. The director/writer (Louie C.K.) said he got fired halfway thru the movie so that's probably why it fell off so bad
 
So when this movie came out i already knew i would never watch it.

From the fucking commercial you could tell it had racist undertones. Hell it had overt racist overtones. Black men aint shit, wont take care of they women nor they kids, and need an alpha white man to come in and save the day.

Except the alpha white man wasnt even alpha. His ass was mediocre as FUCK. But by virtue of his whiteness he was the baddest of the bad asses.

So fuck that movie, right? Got a phone call from my boy's girlfriend. She was real pregnant, he was at work, could i escort her and her gf to the movies? Im like what yall going to see?

The Bodyguard.

I hung up the phone, you know back when you could ACTUALLY do that shit and the other pefson heard it.

Well after they asses kept calling and begging and guilting me i gave in. Whitehaven was kinda rough back then and i was that friend folks called if shit popped off. How i became him...i dunno.

ANYWAY when i say my worst fears were realized i might as well have been MLK Jr giving his I have a dream speech.

That shit was HORRIFIC. Might as well have been Birth of a Nation. Badly written, badly acted, trite, cliched, justa buncha unbridled BULLSHIT.

I told ol girl if they ever go to see some raw sewage like that again they on they own.

Its got to be 26 years later and im still mad about that shit.
 
The Rundown with the Rock and Stifler from American Pie I think.


Can't even say if the movie is as awful as I remember it being, but I was on a overnight flight from Seattle to NJ, the plane was full, my neck and back were hurting (and my head was hurting from the sore neck) and my seat was stuck in the upright position. The back and neck pain prevented me from sleeping so I figured I would watch to pass time.

All I remember is that it was the loudest flick I ever saw....explosions every other minute and 75% of the dialog was people shouting at each other. I honestly considered jumping to my death over middle America.
I had totally forgotten about that movie all I remember is that the Rock's character refused to use guns so he was just using clubs and 2x4's to bludgeon people for most of the movie
 
The only movie which I actually tried to walk out on was "Escape from L.A." with Kurt Russel. My boy literally grabbed me and held me down. The main problem is I was so hyped because "Escape from NY" was a Sci-Fi classic and all they had to do was recapture the vibe, but they completely blew it. I tried to walk out after the Basketball scene if anyone can remember that BULLshit
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A movie which literally hurt my brain was "Undercover Brotha 2" It was straight to DVD/Streaming but because it starred Michael Jai White I thought it might have some Black Dynomite type humour in it. But Michael Jai White goes into a coma 5 minutes in the movie and the rest of the movie is filled with unknowns and some C-list scary movie actors. IT was awful. I turned it off. I heard Michael Jai white comes back at the end but It wasn't worth watching at all. TURRIBLE
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