What you gettin ya side chicks for Valentine’s Day?

DJCandle

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That time is around the corner fellas where it’s all about keeping ya main chick happy, but what about the rest of your roster?

**And yes we know BGOL, we know your standard answers of, “I’m serving up this dick...” or “nigga you get ya side chicks gift? You a simp blah blah blah ...”. We know, we know. You ball with no budget. Save it.**

Back to the real ones that know how to keep a roster in tact, what ideas have you got for the “others” on the team? Dinner in public too much? Chocolate, teddy bear and flowers at her place? Or are you keeping it 3rd grade and buying a box of Vday cards and giving em out? Isn’t there a National Side Chick day or some shit like that?

What do you guys do for those who secretly keep your relationship happy?
 
No side chicks for a minute and this is from the guy who used to say having one chick is too close to having no chicks.

My theme song was "One is the loneliest Number".

Last time I was rolling deep, I went to Victoria's Secret and bought a lil red nightie in small, medium, and large...had a different babe for each one.
 
That sir, has always been THE CHALLENGE.

I used to say: "my dick ain't prison bars and your coochie ain't the penitentiary. We ain't locking each other down."

They might agree, but they be lyin'.

I remember having a conversation with a chick that was fucking with a married man and she swore up and down that she wasn’t catching feelings. I remember saying “So you’re fucking this dude for over a year and you believe that y’all are not in a relationship and have feelings for each other?”

And dude’s wife was dying terminally ill of cancer so it just made the infidelity that much better :rolleyes:

If a person can’t be honest with themselves, I definitely don’t expect them to be honest with me. She just couldn’t bring herself to say that she cared about dude and had expectations other than sex from him.
 
That sir, has always been THE CHALLENGE.

I used to say: "my dick ain't prison bars and your coochie ain't the penitentiary. We ain't locking each other down."

They might agree, but they be lyin'.
That's because you're a realist. I've seen both sides of the spectrum. I used to work with this dude from New York who ended up getting arrested, because he found out his side piece had a boyfriend. Dude took a long lunch break and showed up at his side piece's apartment and showed his whole ass. Cops got called, he got arrested. We were worried about him, until his wife called. She literally said, "That stupid ass nigga in jail. Y'all can go bail him out. Fuck him!", or something to that effect.

On the other side, this one chick decided she had spent one too many holidays alone, so she showed up at her married boyfriend's house on Thanksgiving. That did not end well. A couple of the family members ended up beating her ass in the driveway.
 
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That's because you're a realist. I've seen both sides of the spectrum. I used to work with this dude from New York who ended up getting arrested because he found out his side piece had a boyfriend. Do took a long lunch break showed up at his side piece's apartment and showed his whole ass.

On the other side, this one chick decided she has spent one too many holidays alone, so she showed up at her married boyfriend's house on Thanksgiving. That did not end well. A couple of the family members ended up beating her ass in the driveway.

The one thing people say they can control doing these side relationships is the one thing that ends it all. And that is human emotion. Eventually, it will overpower one or the other person and something will happen.
 
The one thing people say they can control doing these side relationships is the one thing that ends it all. And that is human emotion. Eventually, it will overpower one or the other person and something will happen.
I fucked my married sidepiece for years, and she never tried to dime me out or nothing.
 
Some of those sexy stockings, panties and a garter belt for her to wear when I stop by Saturday afternoon. Vickie Secrets sends gift certificates by email to make sure I get the right size
 
The one thing people say they can control doing these side relationships is the one thing that ends it all. And that is human emotion. Eventually, it will overpower one or the other person and something will happen.
At the courthouse, there is a certain courtroom that handles all of the domestic violence cases. There is a running joke that that shit be full as fuck after the holidays and valentines day.

And an aside, their ain’t no ugly broads in DV court. All big booty redbones for the most part. And dudes over 6’1. Ain’t no short dudes in DV court.
 
some 60 dollar ugg boats she thought was cute.

some chocolate covered strawberries for the other since she loves them
 
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