The worst experience with a hoe...

[thismybgolname]

The most scarring thing to happen to me was back in the day when I was a youngster.

I walked down to this girls house that stayed down from me and convinced her to come back to the crib.

We get back to my house and i'm sucking on her tits and slowly but surely taking her panties down from her skirt.

I start finger fucking this bitch and I started to smell something.

I pull my fingers out this bitches pussy and almost passed the fuck out from the smell.

I go to hand the bitch her panties and see a shit stain that looked like she didn't wipe her ass at all.

Shortly afterwards I got a dbl cheeseburger from Mcdonalds and attempted to it the shit and threw up because the got damn smell had stained my fucking fingers.

The shit lasted for a got damn week(yea nigga I washed and bathed everyday).

That was years ago and to this day I sometimes have flashbacks when I put my two fingers to my face.

She graduated from a private university, is an AKA and is pre-med.

No matter what she does in life she will always be remember as skid to me and my boys.

What you got to top that?

 

[EATUGOOD1]

wow

 

[ShotOfPatron]

Damn, man, sorry to laugh but you got me over here rollin'....

 

[daLedurO3]

ewwk bitch LMAOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Jubie]

Damn, man, sorry to laugh but you got me over here rollin'....

Same here

 

[Spectrum]

man..wtf... .. LMAO

 

[MissMighty]

this is like the worst pussy thread

 

[S_a_b_o_q]

You're wack...

 

[gameboy]

years ago, i went over this new chicks crib. her phone keeps ringing & ringing, but she never answered. i read between the lines and went to my car and grabbed my gat.

came back in and started fucking ol' girl (first time hitting it). then someone starts pounding on the door while i'm fucking her, "let me in!" she's like, "oh shit! that's my fiance!" fiance? i keep fucking trying to get my nut off. "don't answer the door" i told her.

dude starts pounding on bedroom window "let me in!",,, i keep fucking,,, dude opens the fucking window,,, it wasn't locked. he's watching me pounding the shit out of his girls pussy,,,

he's furious "come outside homeboy! i'm going to fuck you up!" dude was built like a fucking tank. i threw on my clothes and opened the door,,, dude is still barking like he was about to fuck me up,,, once he saw me cock one in the chamber of the gat, he got silent as a mouse.

as i walked to the car,,, i heard old boy smack fire from her ass, and her body hit the floor. wasn't my battle to fight. never saw her again,,, sad thing was, the pussy wasn't all that.

 

[regalt]

Got One A Couple Years Ago Actually 6 Years Ago When I Met My Babys Mother Slash My Fiance Now Ended Up Fucking And I Had Been Pleading With Her To Let Me Cum In Her Mouth We Were Trying New Shit Often And Begged Her For 6 Months To Let Me Do It So Finally The Time Came Skeeted In Her Mouth And She Pretended To Swallow A Couple Seconds Went By And She Kissed Me And Spit The Cum In My Mouth And Laughed So The Next Day When I Was Released From County Jail For Atempted Murder We Got Back Together And Been With Her Ever Since.

 

[MissMighty]

Got One A Couple Years Ago Actually 6 Years Ago When I Met My Babys Mother Slash My Fiance Now Ended Up Fucking And I Had Been Pleading With Her To Let Me Cum In Her Mouth We Were Trying New Shit Often And Begged Her For 6 Months To Let Me Do It So Finally The Time Came Skeeted In Her Mouth And She Pretended To Swallow A Couple Seconds Went By And She Kissed Me And Spit The Cum In My Mouth And Laughed So The Next Day When I Was Released From County Jail For Atempted Murder We Got Back Together And Been With Her Ever Since.

 

[UltimateLurker]

Got One A Couple Years Ago Actually 6 Years Ago When I Met My Babys Mother Slash My Fiance Now Ended Up Fucking And I Had Been Pleading With Her To Let Me Cum In Her Mouth We Were Trying New Shit Often And Begged Her For 6 Months To Let Me Do It So Finally The Time Came Skeeted In Her Mouth And She Pretended To Swallow A Couple Seconds Went By And She Kissed Me And Spit The Cum In My Mouth And Laughed So The Next Day When I Was Released From County Jail For Atempted Murder We Got Back Together And Been With Her Ever Since.

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[thismybgolname]

as i walked to the car,,, i heard old boy smack fire from her ass, and her body hit the floor. wasn't my battle to fight. never saw her again,,, sad thing was, the pussy wasn't all that.

I'm not saying that hitting women is ok but in an instance like that I certainly understand.

Somebody could have been killed behind a nut.

 

[Mello Mello]

Worst experience was with this chick who I met at this nursing home my boy worked at. She was decent. We hooked up a couple of times she didn't wanna give me the puss. Finally got the chance to get the pussy. I'm feeling her up kissing on her, I take off her bra and sit on the bed and start sucking her titties while she's standing up. I work on the right breast then move over to the left soon as I got a good suction on the left aureole; I felt a hair on my tongue.

I got fucked up I never knew girls grew hair on their tits. I had to stop and go spit. Told her some story about me not wanting to do this to her because she was a good girl, put on my shit and bounced and never came back.

 

[SupYo]

so i was about 2 bang this chick...it was her first time (virgin). so i don't know, i guess it was some kinda nervous reaction that she had...but we got butt ass naked....about 2 get down 2 business...then she says "hold on, i gotta use the bathroom". Kinda killed the moment, but i was like...ok whatever....it wasn't nothing 2 get the mood going again.....so she was a virgin so she was resisting...big time...finally we was like....let's try doggystyle, maybe that'll be easier 4 you. So she turned around....arched the back.....i got up behind her.....and then it hit me.....the smell of SHIT!!! That's when i realized her "nervous reaction" from a few mins ago....she went 2 go take a shit.....and then she ain't even wipe good!!!! and ugh.....man......i couldn't do it anymore.....i told her 2 put her clothes on and "try another day" and i never saw her again ; /

 

[Grand_Hu$tle]

this has the makings of a classic thread :lol

 

[rerun run]

so i was about 2 bang this chick...it was her first time (virgin). so i don't know, i guess it was some kinda nervous reaction that she had...but we got butt ass naked....about 2 get down 2 business...then she says "hold on, i gotta use the bathroom". Kinda killed the moment, but i was like...ok whatever....it wasn't nothing 2 get the mood going again.....so she was a virgin so she was resisting...big time...finally we was like....let's try doggystyle, maybe that'll be easier 4 you. So she turned around....arched the back.....i got up behind her.....and then it hit me.....the smell of SHIT!!! That's when i realized her "nervous reaction" from a few mins ago....she went 2 go take a shit.....and then she ain't even wipe good!!!! and ugh.....man......i couldn't do it anymore.....i told her 2 put her clothes on and "try another day" and i never saw her again ; /

 

[Deuce_Wyld]

My absolute worst experience was with this chick I was trying to bag for
like a couple years. I was about 18 and still living with Moms she was a couple
years older than me and the daughter of my Moms best friend.
She was'nt a dime piece but she was'nt no ugly broad either, super thick bubble ass
with some firm bouncy 38 DD's.

Anyways after hounding her with what seemed like forever she finally came through
on some gonna let a brotha hit type shit, i'm like
"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE"
We kissing, and fondling each other i'm rubbing on and sucking on those gigantic tits.
She's rubbing my dick and got a nigga harder than chinese algebra.

I pulls off her pants and panties and OMG I swear the smell changed the whole mood.
Its was like a fucked up funk concotion of rotten fish and baby shit
My dick immediately went noodle, i'm like WTF? by this time she's still feeling
frisky talking about "whats up? why you stop?" I did'nt have the heart to tell her
so I was like "I aint got no rubbers and I dont want disrespect my Momma's house" LOL

She actually tried to catch an attitude talking shit about I could'nt hang and how
she got that snapper...............i'm like yeah "RED SNAPPER"
​

 

[Cousin Ray Ray]

9 Years ago while I was in college, I met this older broad who was in my sociology class who “claimed” she was divorced from her husband. She was about 31 and I was 19 and she was a straight MILF with two kids, so basically she & I hooked up while in a study group and got real close. Long story short, I’m spending the night over this chick’s house one Friday night about 10:30 pm, and we’re lying in her bed in the dark and I’m in my boxers in the bed with ol’ girl just chattin after fuckin or what not.

All of a sudden I hear a noise coming from her front door: BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! She ignores it and just keeps talking, then the noise stops and I hear a really loud BOOM!!! And some dude is shooting a gun off throughout the house yelling at the top of his lungs. She claims it’s her “estranged” husband and I had better disappear ASAP!!! I then try to get my clothes on before he finds me, climb out the window (lucky for me it’s a two-family house on the 1st floor), and run through the backyard to civilization.

As I’m climbing the fence I feel a heavy wind fly past my right ear and at the same time I feel it, I see a big-ass hole appear in the very fence I’m climbing. Still scared shitless, I try my best to do a Gale Devers impression while running and hurdling fences until I can get to a main street. It’s the middle of January and it’s about 20 degrees outside and I ended up tearing my coat while being chased, so I had to dump it. Now all I have on is a sweater, jeans, boots, and no socks (I didn’t have time to find them and put them on).

After catching about 2 buses I finally get home at about 1 am, and get up the next morning thinking I had the wildest dream… only to look in my closet to see that the $300 red nautica coat I just bought was not there, and that was when reality set in.

I never saw that bitch again.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

My absolute worst experience was with this chick I was trying to bag for
like a couple years. I was about 18 and still living with Moms she was a couple
years older than me and the daughter of my Moms best friend.
She was'nt a dime piece but she was'nt no ugly broad either, super thick bubble ass
with some firm bouncy 38 DD's.

Anyways after hounding her with what seemed like forever she finally came through
on some gonna let a brotha hit type shit, i'm like
"LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE"
We kissing, and fondling each other i'm rubbing on and sucking on those gigantic tits.
She's rubbing my dick and got a nigga harder than chinese algebra.

I pulls off her pants and panties and OMG I swear the smell changed the whole mood.
Its was like a fucked up funk concotion of rotten fish and baby shit
My dick immediately went noodle, i'm like WTF? by this time she's still feeling
frisky talking about "whats up? why you stop?" I did'nt have the heart to tell her
so I was like "I aint got no rubbers and I dont want disrespect my Momma's house" LOL

She actually tried to catch an attitude talking shit about I could'nt hang and how
she got that snapper...............i'm like yeah "RED SNAPPER"
​

damn

 

[Damn Right]

got one. met this tight, thin broad with a nice azz. took a long minute to get anywhere NEAR tha pussy though cause sometimes a month would pass between us seeing each other. just stayed connected through phone. so one night we at her pad and i'm sittin on the couch so she gets up to answer her phone, come back and is standin in front of me. i sit up and lift her shirt and start kissin her stomach, lickin round her belly button, etc

up till this point whenever i went for tha goods she move away or is like on the 'naw, i'm good' vibe the few times i went for tha booty the few other times we went out. she only had about another week before i cut her azz off permanately for not givin me tha pussy pass so i figure 'fuk it' and give it 1 more try. start unbuttoning her pants and she starts talkin sheit like 'u been wantin this pussy for a while huh?' all sexy and sheit so to make a long story short, off comes tha pants and panties. lickin that pussy and talkin sheit to her at the same time and tha beatch really gets into it. next thing u know she gripin my head, tremblin and sheit with tha 'oh sheit!' line. she convulses real hard then starts whimperin.

so now i'm like ready to tear that booty up but she hits me with some 'come lay next to me'. i'm like 'say what?' and she hits a brotha with that 'i liked it sooooo much' bullsheit then stands up and pulls her pants up! i was in disbelief like then i stand up and just look at her

man, i was heated! broke out after that but u know that beatch had the nerve to call me next day like she didn't just pull some fuked up sheit tha night before?

 

[Mello Mello]

I pulls off her pants and panties and OMG I swear the smell changed the whole mood.
Its was like a fucked up funk concotion of rotten fish and baby shit
My dick immediately went noodle, i'm like WTF? by this time she's still feeling
frisky talking about "whats up? why you stop?" I did'nt have the heart to tell her
so I was like "I aint got no rubbers and I dont want disrespect my Momma's house" LOL

She actually tried to catch an attitude talking shit about I could'nt hang and how
she got that snapper...............i'm like yeah "RED SNAPPER"
​

 

[Mello Mello]

9 Years ago while I was in college, I met this older broad who was in my sociology class who “claimed” she was divorced from her husband. She was about 31 and I was 19 and she was a straight MILF with two kids, so basically she & I hooked up while in a study group and got real close. Long story short, I’m spending the night over this chick’s house one Friday night about 10:30 pm, and we’re lying in her bed in the dark and I’m in my boxers in the bed with ol’ girl just chattin after fuckin or what not.

All of a sudden I hear a noise coming from her front door: BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! She ignores it and just keeps talking, then the noise stops and I hear a really loud BOOM!!! And some dude is shooting a gun off throughout the house yelling at the top of his lungs. She claims it’s her “estranged” husband and I had better disappear ASAP!!! I then try to get my clothes on before he finds me, climb out the window (lucky for me it’s a two-family house on the 1st floor), and run through the backyard to civilization.

As I’m climbing the fence I feel a heavy wind fly past my right ear and at the same time I feel it, I see a big-ass hole appear in the very fence I’m climbing. Still scared shitless, I try my best to do a Gale Devers impression while running and hurdling fences until I can get to a main street. It’s the middle of January and it’s about 20 degrees outside and I ended up tearing my coat while being chased, so I had to dump it. Now all I have on is a sweater, jeans, boots, and no socks (I didn’t have time to find them and put them on).

After catching about 2 buses I finally get home at about 1 am, and get up the next morning thinking I had the wildest dream… only to look in my closet to see that the $300 red nautica coat I just bought was not there, and that was when reality set in.

I never saw that bitch again.

 

[Mello Mello]

got one. met this tight, thin broad with a nice azz. took a long minute to get anywhere NEAR tha pussy though cause sometimes a month would pass between us seeing each other. just stayed connected through phone. so one night we at her pad and i'm sittin on the couch so she gets up to answer her phone, come back and is standin in front of me. i sit up and lift her shirt and start kissin her stomach, lickin round her belly button, etc

up till this point whenever i went for tha goods she move away or is like on the 'naw, i'm good' vibe the few times i went for tha booty the few other times we went out. she only had about another week before i cut her azz off permanately for not givin me tha pussy pass so i figure 'fuk it' and give it 1 more try. start unbuttoning her pants and she starts talkin sheit like 'u been wantin this pussy for a while huh?' all sexy and sheit so to make a long story short, off comes tha pants and panties. lickin that pussy and talkin sheit to her at the same time and tha beatch really gets into it. next thing u know she gripin my head, tremblin and sheit with tha 'oh sheit!' line. she convulses real hard then starts whimperin.

so now i'm like ready to tear that booty up but she hits me with some 'come lay next to me'. i'm like 'say what?' and she hits a brotha with that 'i liked it sooooo much' bullsheit then stands up and pulls her pants up! i was in disbelief like then i stand up and just look at her

man, i was heated! broke out after that but u know that beatch had the nerve to call me next day like she didn't just pull some fuked up sheit tha night before?

Thats why I get my dick sucked FIRST!!Fuck the dumb shit stingy bitches.

 

[UnderDawg]

whenever i heard guys telling stories about how a girl's pussy stank and they couldnt hit it or whatever, i always used to be like "man, i'd still hit that shit from behind or whatever, it couldnt smell that bad".
It wasnt till a few years back when i met this one chick, went out a few times, she was cool so i didnt mind her holding out on giving up the pussy. So finally one night we go out, come back to my place and shits getting heated, we kissing, dry humping a bit, we're in my bed, got her down to her panties, she got me hard and ready, i get up to put on a condom. so i'm ready to go...i get between her legs and start pulling her panties off, i didnt even pull them all the way off and then it hit me.... that shit stank, i literally fletched when i smelled that shit! but being the good trooper, i was like that shit will pass or i can still do it,gotta complete the mission! so i pulled the panties off all the way but by then it was too late, the stank had killed my hard on. And i got kinda pissed cause i looked at the bitch and she was laying there like NOTHING! waiting for me to mount her, i was DAMN! am i the only one smelling this shit?! i didnt even know how to react i just kinda rolled over and i was like "damn, i just remembered i gotta get up early i gotta go to the field tomorrow"(i was in the army at the time) and shes like oh thats cool do you just want me to suck you off and i actually had to turn the bitch down. i couldnt do it! i wanted that bitch out my house!!!!! that shit is like some sort of pussy defense mechanism against dick, someone gots to market that shit to parents, spray their daughters down with that shit, guarantee they will stay virgins till their 18!

 

[Notorious P.I.M.P.]

whenever i heard guys telling stories about how a girl's pussy stank and they couldnt hit it or whatever, i always used to be like "man, i'd still hit that shit from behind or whatever, it couldnt smell that bad".
It wasnt till a few years back when i met this one chick, went out a few times, she was cool so i didnt mind her holding out on giving up the pussy. So finally one night we go out, come back to my place and shits getting heated, we kissing, dry humping a bit, we're in my bed, got her down to her panties, she got me hard and ready, i get up to put on a condom. so i'm ready to go...i get between her legs and start pulling her panties off, i didnt even pull them all the way off and then it hit me.... that shit stank, i literally fletched when i smelled that shit! but being the good trooper, i was like that shit will pass or i can still do it,gotta complete the mission! so i pulled the panties off all the way but by then it was too late, the stank had killed my hard on. And i got kinda pissed cause i looked at the bitch and she was laying there like NOTHING! waiting for me to mount her, i was DAMN! am i the only one smelling this shit?! i didnt even know how to react i just kinda rolled over and i was like "damn, i just remembered i gotta get up early i gotta go to the field tomorrow"(i was in the army at the time) and shes like oh thats cool do you just want me to suck you off and i actually had to turn the bitch down. i couldnt do it! i wanted that bitch out my house!!!!! that shit is like some sort of pussy defense mechanism against dick, someone gots to market that shit to parents, spray their daughters down with that shit, guarantee they will stay virgins till their 18!

 

[Mello Mello]

whenever i heard guys telling stories about how a girl's pussy stank and they couldnt hit it or whatever, i always used to be like "man, i'd still hit that shit from behind or whatever, it couldnt smell that bad".
It wasnt till a few years back when i met this one chick, went out a few times, she was cool so i didnt mind her holding out on giving up the pussy. So finally one night we go out, come back to my place and shits getting heated, we kissing, dry humping a bit, we're in my bed, got her down to her panties, she got me hard and ready, i get up to put on a condom. so i'm ready to go...i get between her legs and start pulling her panties off, i didnt even pull them all the way off and then it hit me.... that shit stank, i literally fletched when i smelled that shit! but being the good trooper, i was like that shit will pass or i can still do it,gotta complete the mission! so i pulled the panties off all the way but by then it was too late, the stank had killed my hard on. And i got kinda pissed cause i looked at the bitch and she was laying there like NOTHING! waiting for me to mount her, i was DAMN! am i the only one smelling this shit?! i didnt even know how to react i just kinda rolled over and i was like "damn, i just remembered i gotta get up early i gotta go to the field tomorrow"(i was in the army at the time) and shes like oh thats cool do you just want me to suck you off and i actually had to turn the bitch down. i couldnt do it! i wanted that bitch out my house!!!!! that shit is like some sort of pussy defense mechanism against dick, someone gots to market that shit to parents, spray their daughters down with that shit, guarantee they will stay virgins till their 18!

Yeah rotten crevice will get you every time. I could have swore this one chick I was fuckin' with could kill flies with her odor. Straight Mary Jane Rotten Crotch.

 

[william busa]

Man, I got so many stories about stanky coochies and smelly booties that it aint even funny!
2 things I have learned in my 30 sommin years on this Earth about sex:

1. Women can not smell themselves.
2. Sex is better when you fresh out the shower.

What do yall expect the puss to smell like after a chic been walking around all day? That thang got an expiration date on it before it goes sour! Sommin like 1 hour after they shower.

Until you learn this, your stories about fish smellin puss will continue to mount up!

 

[Thick Johnson]

Fucked a whore who was on E (Irvings strip club d.c.)

She couldnt stop talking for 2 seconds.

That E pill had that bitch speeding.

I have never had a girl talking while I was fucking her.

It just made me fuck her harder

Needless to say I nutted and robbed the bitch as usual.

I wonder if that blew the bitches high.

I ran into the bitch at another club she didnt even recognize me.(ebony inn)

Asked if i wanted a lapdance and everything.. Stupid bitch was
about to give me the number again I told her I was going to get
a pen and she never saw me again. She had a monster ass. The
kind of ass niggas go crazy for but the pussy wasnt worth SHIT!!

Just another sorry ass lapdancing bitch with mediocre pussy.

 

[LSN]

this is like the worst pussy thread

Yup...

 

[Thick Johnson]

got one. met this tight, thin broad with a nice azz. took a long minute to get anywhere NEAR tha pussy though cause sometimes a month would pass between us seeing each other. just stayed connected through phone. so one night we at her pad and i'm sittin on the couch so she gets up to answer her phone, come back and is standin in front of me. i sit up and lift her shirt and start kissin her stomach, lickin round her belly button, etc

up till this point whenever i went for tha goods she move away or is like on the 'naw, i'm good' vibe the few times i went for tha booty the few other times we went out. she only had about another week before i cut her azz off permanately for not givin me tha pussy pass so i figure 'fuk it' and give it 1 more try. start unbuttoning her pants and she starts talkin sheit like 'u been wantin this pussy for a while huh?' all sexy and sheit so to make a long story short, off comes tha pants and panties. lickin that pussy and talkin sheit to her at the same time and tha beatch really gets into it. next thing u know she gripin my head, tremblin and sheit with tha 'oh sheit!' line. she convulses real hard then starts whimperin.

so now i'm like ready to tear that booty up but she hits me with some 'come lay next to me'. i'm like 'say what?' and she hits a brotha with that 'i liked it sooooo much' bullsheit then stands up and pulls her pants up! i was in disbelief like then i stand up and just look at her

man, i was heated! broke out after that but u know that beatch had the nerve to call me next day like she didn't just pull some fuked up sheit tha night before?

Yeah never let the bitch nutt before you do
Depending on the bitch you might get a dead
fuck if she allready nutted.

You shoulda stole something and left.

 

[ScorpDiesel]

Fucked a whore who was on E (Irvings strip club d.c.)

She couldnt stop talking for 2 seconds.

That E pill had that bitch speeding.

I have never had a girl talking while I was fucking her.

It just made me fuck her harder

Needless to say I nutted and robbed the bitch as usual.

I wonder if that blew the bitches high.

I ran into the bitch at another club she didnt even recognize me.(ebony inn)

Asked if i wanted a lapdance and everything.. Stupid bitch was
about to give me the number again I told her I was going to get
a pen and she never saw me again. She had a monster ass. The
kind of ass niggas go crazy for but the pussy wasnt worth SHIT!!

Just another sorry ass lapdancing bitch with mediocre pussy.

Dayum, stripper bitches on E. Hmm...might have to come thru Irvings one night. But I be hearin' niggas is gettin' shot at that joint. Maybe I'll stick to Penthouse and Skylark.

 

[Deuce_Wyld]

whenever i heard guys telling stories about how a girl's pussy stank and they couldnt hit it or whatever, i always used to be like "man, i'd still hit that shit from behind or whatever, it couldnt smell that bad".

i'm ready to go...i get between her legs and start pulling her panties off, i didnt even pull them all the way off and then it hit me.... that shit stank, i literally fletched when i smelled that shit! but being the good trooper, i was like that shit will pass or i can still do it,gotta complete the mission! so i pulled the panties off all the way but by then it was too late, the stank had killed my hard on.

that shit is like some sort of pussy defense mechanism against dick, someone gots to market that shit to parents, spray their daughters down with that shit, guarantee they will stay virgins till their 18!

LOL @ "pussy defense mechanism against dick"
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What kills me is the whole nonchalantness about the shit
I mean damn, if it stanks that bad NO WAY in hell she dont smell
it too. The broad I mentioned had my whole room foul I had to
literally open windows, turn on my fans and burn some inscents and shit.​

 

[osirianprncpl]

Not a stank episode, but kinda funny.

I was in Oklahoma at this club, about 5 crown and cokes down when I started thinking about Richard Pryor saying how 'Ugly bitches got the best pussy'. So I spot this sista that with the lights dim was reasonably ugly, so I stepped to her and talked her into coming to my motel. Now this chick had a dime body, So I can't wait to get her to the room to see if Rich knew what he was talking about, so we made it and the crown had worn down to about 3 strong when I turn on the room light and take a good look at this chick I was like Good Lord! this woman is UUUUUgly. So we strip down, and mind you, I just could'nt stop laughin at how ugly she really was, so I'm tapping my dick on her pussy trying to get stiff and just when I was about there she comes out with; " Baby I know I aint much to look at but I want some of that dick", I just , had to tell her to get dressed, that I just could'nt do it because I was'nt feeling well. Took her home, and still laugh about that shit to this day.

 

[Peanutbutta]

That is Funny as shit