He already posted it, got covered up by all of the pointless bickering of personal opinions going on in this thread.
Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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The calm before the storm is the only way to explain this emotional heart warming yearbook reunion episode of Game of Thrones. I expect a Helms Deep type of battle next week.... with that said here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 2 ....
- Title sequence is now from perspective of white walkers
- The trial of Jamie Lannister begins
- I ain't apologizing for shit ! The lions of Casterly Rock are defiant on the stand
- Brienne goes full Saul Goodman in defense of the Kingslayer
- Sansa trusts few people outside of Brienne
- Danerys is not happy #1 .... what about my Iron Throne?
- Danerys called Jon the "warden" of the north ?
- Arya want's amazon 2-day shipping on her weapon
- Blue collar metal work seems to make "no one" feel something
- Arya the Count #1 ...how many did you fight a-ha-ha-haaaa
- The northern Westorosi olympic contestant in darts is Arya Stark
- The tree-union at the godswood with Bran and Jamie... dull
- Bran should have some swollen arms ...carting himself around in the snow
- Spikes in the ground help defend against an Ice Dragon how ?
- Podrick been getting to practice early and staying late
- Jorah puts "Slipping into darkness" on his ipod and tries to counsel Danerys
- Sansa and Danerys find common ground - Families are complicated
- Danerys not happy #2 ...the North won't join 7 kingdoms?
- Someone taller.... DROGO will destroy Jon Snow
- Theon showed up to winterfell like Prince and the revolution at First Ave.
- Davos serves up hot and ready soup to newly enlisted common folk
- Plump Gilly ...has been enjoying the abundance of food in the Reach
- Sound the alarm the Nightswatch has arrived
- Tormund hit Jon like Atwater hit Okoye on MNF ....DAMN
- Is the big woman here? ...Tormund is like a bruh after a white girl
- Damn where did they get the Stratego Winterfell edition
- Bran reveals there have been "many" 3 eyed ravens?
- Night King wants to erase history of all men...
- Shoot your shot Tormund #1 - We're all gonna die at least we die together
- Tyrion stays behind to get more info out of Bran ...SMART
- In a world of Dragons and Ice Zombies ...people still hate black people, Poor Missandrei
- Young Obama sings "whenever wherever whatever" to her ...back to Hawaii after this girl
- Ghost snuck back into Winterfell like he's Benji
- Sam pulls out his resume with aliases and experience plus references
- Is this the boy scouts? campfire stories and discussion
- Brienne is Podricks mama? only half a cup son
- Tormund is the MVP brings goats milk to a wine tasting
- Tormund is that one friend who ruins the group chat with his odd texts.
- Jamie is making the same puzzled looks I make when I watch Fox news
- The Hound has no time for B.S. does all his dirt solo
- "I fought for you" Ser Cleagane Westerosi foster dad of the year
- No Sermons or I'll throw you over a wall ....my exact words on Easter sunday 2019
- Arya learns Gendry is King Robert's son
- Arya the Count #2 ...how many women you smash ? a-ha-ha-ha-haaaa
- By the time you undress in northern winters ....you're too exhausted to fuck
- Gayle King will be interviewing Gendry soon.... Arya looks under 17
- I googled Maisie Williams to make sure I don't have child porn on my hard drive
- Tyrion "I think we might live" ...what did Bran tell you ?
- Fuck Tradition.... Tormund the wildling feminist
- Shoot your shot #2 Tormund ...I'd knight you ten times over
- Brienne becomes a Ser ....without the surgery
- First smile from Brienne of Tarth all series... looking like a bad jack-o-lantern
- Jorah will die but he has a Valaryan sword to go out honorably
- Podrick been going Maxwell on these hoes the whole time?
- Winter may have come... but I don't think Arya did
- A girl has no drawers... A girl is not a virgin anymore
- Gendry might be added to her kill list after his "performance"
- Meet my moms Khaleesi ....your sister in law !
- Yes I'm a Targaryen ...I fly dragons girl
- Danerys is not happy #3 ...now I'm second in line for Iron Throne
- Incest comes 2nd to having Iron Throne ? Danerys is from Alabama?
- Sound the alarm 3 times for White Walkers ....they're here !!!
- White Walkers brought 2 javelins ...must be aiming at last two dragons
- Everybody gonna die next episode
Well Done!
unfortunately AT&T is about to destroy the BoxOffice TVExactly.You nailed it.
There’s the Movies...
And there’s Network TV...
And there’s Cable TV...
But Game of Thrones has created something like.... “Box-Office-TV”.
If I had to define it... I would say that “Box-Office-TV” is really 4 different things that are wrapped up seamlessly into 1 ‘type’ of description.
1 - It would be a good tv show that follows the approach of a (weekly) episodic format, that is usually seen on regular (Network) broadcast television...
2 - But it’s combined with enough ‘mature content’ that a Cable TV audience would pay a premium price (ie subscription) for...
3 - And it has enough (riveting) storyline elements & characters that keep you ‘wanting more’... which makes it extremely ‘binge worthy’...
4 - And it does all of this with a MAJOR emphasis on the ‘production values’ of (big screen) Hollywood Filmmaking.
“Box-Office-Televsion”.
Sounds like a winner to me.
We should make that a ‘new category’ that started on BGOL.
BOTV @ BGOL
(BOTV = this shit is soo good... you would probably pay to watch it.... if you didn’t have a hookup)
I didn’t even see it, fuckin lames
House zods lords need but only one titleFixed
Now every board member will bend the knee.
Breakers of temples
I love this one!!!
- Theon showed up to winterfell like Prince and the revolution at First Ave.
Showing your age there Stretch. Or have they already rebooted that Franchise too?
He so consistently underestimates Cersei that another infraction would indicate it's intentional. That's how horrible he is with the shit...and for the most part, he's on point UNLESS it's connected to some Lannisters...and that's where he should really be on point because Cersei should at no point surprise him.
Varys probably gonna find out about Jon’s real parents... then he’s gonna get caught ‘conspiring’ (or talking about Dany) behind her back... then Dany gonna ‘keep her word’ and burn him alive.
And people are gonna HATE THE SHIT outta Dany for doing it.
This seems really possible... if dany does that
Fixed
Now every board member will bend the knee.
I refuse to seek favor via lies. Zod is an infidel defeated by Quaid. All who serve him are bound in foul darkness, destined to die there. My original declaration stands.
In other words, it hurt?
I'll never know.
But a woman knows no pain like the pain of pleasure.
You all know the real battle comes after they deal with the night king and head south to kings landing right? I cant figure why they chose to rush the final season into 6 episodes. I'm thinking HBO already paid the actors for 6 seasons and were too cheap to pay them for a 7th.
@KyleBrandt
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5 characters standing next to you in battle. Who you got? Your 5 best fighters, from entire series run. Humans only. No magic, dragons, or dead.
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Jon, Tormund, Brianne, The Hound, Beric (or Arya. I'm not sure if his sword or her faces excludes them because of magic.)
LOL
this is a discussion thread
Entire series?
Hell...
Arthur Dayne
Young Robert Baratheon
Oberyn Martell
Grey Worm
Jon Snow King in the North
2 handed Jaime couldnt take old Ned on his own...
My squad
The mountain
Prince "red viper" Oberyn
Khal Drogo
Bronn of the blackwater
Stannis baratheon
The mountain
Prince "red viper" Oberyn
Khal Drogo
Bronn of the blackwater
Stannis baratheon
What about the old man who went with dany
They said that nigga was the best
Barristan Selmy
Barristan Selmy and Arthur Dayne are really the two goat swordsmen.
That's a good choice too
I pocked brienne and the hound for intimidation they're huge as shit
I picked obe cause he's smooth and can dispatch ppl quickly
I picked Jamie and Jon cause of their heart and skill when shit gets bleak they'll give the rest of us energy to fight even harder seeing your boys fighting thinking we still have a chance gives that adrenaline boost of hope
Actually I fucked up
You can't pick dead people
So
Jon
Brienne
Hound
Jamie
Arya