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What's The Oldest Piece of Pussy You Fucked?
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to be young and horny When I was 23 I hit this bitch who was 46 that I met that night in the hole in the wall, took her to the hourly around the corner, the pussy was garbage, body was tight, ended up talking that bitch to give my potna some head, arab who owned the motel was hating talking bout only 2 people allowed in the room, I dipped and I got rib sandwich from the bbq truck
i was 21 she was 37.
she just wanted to know she still had it and she did. was really still built and everything. shit was fun until she started trying to run game on me then i cut her off.
"im moving so would you mind putting the lights in your name just until get settled?"
@ The RoadRunner 
you got it backwards.
the older broads tend to take better care of themselves than these young(er) broads.
hell, most young women don't know shit about their own bodies... broads be dumb as fuck.
I was 15. Lost my virginity to a 35+ year old spanish chick. Was my uncles neighbor, she asked me to hook up her kids Super Nintendo, when I was done, I sat on her bed with my pants on, she barked "no pants on my bed, I sleep here." I jumped up and apologized, she said take them off...The rest is history...It was a great summer. Her husband left for work, I went to play Super Nintendo 
Ended up marrying a Latina a few years older than me. lol
Ended up marrying a Latina a few years older than me. lol
Yall be rawing grandmas ??!?!
I fucked a 85 year old lady Nmaed Ms. Sharp when I was 20. Long story short---> Moving furniture for her---->She put on her nighty, at 6pm she knew what the fuck was up,I fucked. That pussy was dry as shit. Imagine fucking a bag of flour. Never do that again. She made sounds like she was trying to jump start a car or some shit. Still to this day I cant look at a prune the same way!
The funniest post ever,
Damn some of yall got hit up by a pedo bitch.
21 she was late 30s can't remember.
Last one was 12yrs older, I was 23.
She had a Lincoln truck, I thought the bitch had doe. Straight bum bitch, with a bumass job. Private investigator. She used her retired mothers card. Took me with her to pick up her son from school, i didn't know till we got close to the school.
man I ditched that hoe so fast. Called me back on some I'm pregnant shit.
Last I heard of her was from my bros gf, her(bros gf sister) asked for help with a flat. Said three niggas was passed out in the car and she looked thin. When I heard her bro who was a school cop got busted jackin illegals. I looked her name up in county records, bitch got arrested for operating without a security lic. so glad I got away from that shit. Bitch was clingy.
21 she was late 30s can't remember.
Last one was 12yrs older, I was 23.
She had a Lincoln truck, I thought the bitch had doe. Straight bum bitch, with a bumass job. Private investigator. She used her retired mothers card. Took me with her to pick up her son from school, i didn't know till we got close to the school.
man I ditched that hoe so fast. Called me back on some I'm pregnant shit.Last I heard of her was from my bros gf, her(bros gf sister) asked for help with a flat. Said three niggas was passed out in the car and she looked thin. When I heard her bro who was a school cop got busted jackin illegals. I looked her name up in county records, bitch got arrested for operating without a security lic.
so glad I got away from that shit. Bitch was clingy.
Last year and still ongoing.
I was 31 and she was 43. Met her at my gym and her workout routines are a beast. One day I approached her and told her about the respect i have for her work out routines and somehow we got engaged in a thirty minute conversation about everything. Once we were done, she invited me to her place and she cooked for me. The woman can cook her ass off. We had a few laughs and I left. One week later, I was deep sea level in that pussy searching for lost treasures.
Right now I'm tied up with my youngest, who's 21 years of age.
Your early 30s are your peaks in life fellas. Ride that shit!
This...
The hate shows there's still some life in those old bones.
* two cents *
Bump for comedy
Lmaoooo niggas was out here bum fucking
Why y'all laying up in these old women houses?
Y'all didn't have cribs at 22?
I don't do away games since I have my my own crib
This thread is crazy
Why y'all laying up in these old women houses?
Y'all didn't have cribs at 22?
I don't do away games since I have my my own crib
This thread is crazy
I fucked a 85 year old lady Nmaed Ms. Sharp when I was 20. Long story short---> Moving furniture for her---->She put on her nighty, at 6pm she knew what the fuck was up,I fucked. That pussy was dry as shit. Imagine fucking a bag of flour. Never do that again. She made sounds like she was trying to jump start a car or some shit. Still to this day I cant look at a prune the same way!
I want to say 46 when I was 34.
I'm looking for the post where some nigga said he smashed some old bitch who had a son his age. He said he spent the night after smashing, then in the morning her son came into the room and he asked the son some dumb shit like "hey, do you play Xbox"? Lmao. Niggas are straight up clowns here
For a min all i wanted was old bitches with money
Thread has real potential. 
Widest gap might be 30 years. I was about 35 or so. My mom as sick in a hospital after a stroke. I used to sleep in a chair by her side until the nurse reluctantly told me i had to go home after visiting hours. She was about 60 or so. Really cute, half white, half black. Small, soft voice but the church pretty demeanor. My mom had a roommate during rehab so when i would go in i take two of everything, flowers, meals, i would kiss em both on the forehead. The lady's daughter shows up one day, and i could tell it was a setup. We go out, but i dont vibe with her because she smoked cigs. The mom (60 years old or so) said, "if i wasn't so old, id take a run at you myself". Fast forward, I'm leaving one day and she walks me out, tells me I'm a good son and good man, and says she wanted me to call her. I did, she lives near me, stops by, after an hour she gives me head and leaves. She'd never swallowed or had her face painted so she let me. She does it a couple times, then asks if her body would turn me off. (She had 4 kids). So, one night she comes over, gives me head, and i sink into it..RAW
RAW SON
...gave her the kids! My mom as released, she came a few more times, then it stopped.
I had an accountant friend that did my taxes. Went in to do some stuff, she wasn't there. Another lady was in the office. I'm early 30s, this woman is about 50. My friend used to make my taxes RIGHT. This woman clearly wasn't aware of this. So when i bucked, she was offended, so she called my homegirl and got the scoop. I sign some shit, and she goes "You know i normally dont just do things like this." I offer drinks, we meet, drink, go to her crib, she reheats some food, eat, she makes a move, it goes down. She calls a few more times, but i dont wanna go. She asks if i even find her attractive, etc, tears, etc. She goes "I wanna do something "new". Anal. Goddman anal, man! I was skeptical, turns out, it would not go in there. Bitch wasn't lying. She wants it to happen. We achieve it, she cries but tells me to just wait and keep easing it in. Broad was in pain, and i wasn't into it, but i eventually get it in, let her get used to it, then grind her to an orgasm. She was so turned on by the pain that she gushed. My friend found out, had to get a new accountant.
I'm at a resort in florida. Naples, i think, on the island i forget the name of. Old rich retired people. But i didn't know this, Priceline accepted my bid and booked it. I'm salty because the night life is way far from where i am. So I'm at the bar, second or third night, and an old white woman i pass coming out of my room posts up a few stools over. We chat, drink, i sense the vibe but tell myself not to do it. She had a wig on. You could tell she was either married to a rich dude who died or was born into something. She mentions her cancer, addresses the wig, then said she isn't gonna do anymore treatments. The pain is too much for a few more months of life. She's spending, so I'm drinking. Cute, just old AF. possibly Jew. We got back to her room, and as she pulled her shirt over her head, her wig tilted and almost fell off like some Carol Burnett blooper shit. I could see the embarrassment so i told her to just take it off. She stood there completely naked and bald. I give 60 or so. The real skinny, never got fat because her husband would hate it type thin. I notice a camera on her dresser, so i tell her to show how it work, and i took tons of pics of her naked, dressed in whatever, then i strapped up and hit it. Old pussy is really tight and its effortless to make them cum unless they are old swingers or some shit. Bounced, never saw her again.
Widest gap might be 30 years. I was about 35 or so. My mom as sick in a hospital after a stroke. I used to sleep in a chair by her side until the nurse reluctantly told me i had to go home after visiting hours. She was about 60 or so. Really cute, half white, half black. Small, soft voice but the church pretty demeanor. My mom had a roommate during rehab so when i would go in i take two of everything, flowers, meals, i would kiss em both on the forehead. The lady's daughter shows up one day, and i could tell it was a setup. We go out, but i dont vibe with her because she smoked cigs. The mom (60 years old or so) said, "if i wasn't so old, id take a run at you myself". Fast forward, I'm leaving one day and she walks me out, tells me I'm a good son and good man, and says she wanted me to call her. I did, she lives near me, stops by, after an hour she gives me head and leaves. She'd never swallowed or had her face painted so she let me. She does it a couple times, then asks if her body would turn me off. (She had 4 kids). So, one night she comes over, gives me head, and i sink into it..RAW
RAW SON ...gave her the kids! My mom as released, she came a few more times, then it stopped.I had an accountant friend that did my taxes. Went in to do some stuff, she wasn't there. Another lady was in the office. I'm early 30s, this woman is about 50. My friend used to make my taxes RIGHT. This woman clearly wasn't aware of this. So when i bucked, she was offended, so she called my homegirl and got the scoop. I sign some shit, and she goes "You know i normally dont just do things like this." I offer drinks, we meet, drink, go to her crib, she reheats some food, eat, she makes a move, it goes down. She calls a few more times, but i dont wanna go. She asks if i even find her attractive, etc, tears, etc. She goes "I wanna do something "new". Anal. Goddman anal, man! I was skeptical, turns out, it would not go in there. Bitch wasn't lying. She wants it to happen. We achieve it, she cries but tells me to just wait and keep easing it in. Broad was in pain, and i wasn't into it, but i eventually get it in, let her get used to it, then grind her to an orgasm. She was so turned on by the pain that she gushed. My friend found out, had to get a new accountant.
I'm at a resort in florida. Naples, i think, on the island i forget the name of. Old rich retired people. But i didn't know this, Priceline accepted my bid and booked it. I'm salty because the night life is way far from where i am. So I'm at the bar, second or third night, and an old white woman i pass coming out of my room posts up a few stools over. We chat, drink, i sense the vibe but tell myself not to do it. She had a wig on. You could tell she was either married to a rich dude who died or was born into something. She mentions her cancer, addresses the wig, then said she isn't gonna do anymore treatments. The pain is too much for a few more months of life. She's spending, so I'm drinking. Cute, just old AF. possibly Jew. We got back to her room, and as she pulled her shirt over her head, her wig tilted and almost fell off like some Carol Burnett blooper shit. I could see the embarrassment so i told her to just take it off. She stood there completely naked and bald. I give 60 or so. The real skinny, never got fat because her husband would hate it type thin. I notice a camera on her dresser, so i tell her to show how it work, and i took tons of pics of her naked, dressed in whatever, then i strapped up and hit it. Old pussy is really tight and its effortless to make them cum unless they are old swingers or some shit. Bounced, never saw her again.
yeah, your post was a classic. The funniest shit ever written in the history of this board. That post was the first time I actually cried laughing.
I fucked a 85 year old lady Nmaed Ms. Sharp when I was 20. Long story short---> Moving furniture for her---->She put on her nighty, at 6pm she knew what the fuck was up,I fucked. That pussy was dry as shit. Imagine fucking a bag of flour. Never do that again. She made sounds like she was trying to jump start a car or some shit. Still to this day I cant look at a prune the same way!
LOL.. i'm crying over here... a bag of flour!!!!!
Few months ago 46 year old Italian chick at a Marriott...told me she was 35 found out she was 46 when I facebook searched her phone number
Condom sex so it was boring
Condom sex so it was boring
Old boss when I was 19 or 20
She was some 38 yr old blonde big titty Barbie lookin bitch
My sister told me she was feeling me after she saw how we interacted at work. So I told my sis
“Oh word?? I’m bout to pull this bitch then”
Sure enough about 2 or 3 weeks later she invites me over. I bring my usual, blunts and herb & since she was a army reserve or some shit she got all weird when I started rolling up. Told me if I had some coke she’d be down for some lines...but that’s not me
Ended up takin it down. Pussy was tight and wet and she had some really big natural soft boobs. Only hit twice then later found out she married some white dude in the army.
She was some 38 yr old blonde big titty Barbie lookin bitch
My sister told me she was feeling me after she saw how we interacted at work. So I told my sis
“Oh word?? I’m bout to pull this bitch then”
Sure enough about 2 or 3 weeks later she invites me over. I bring my usual, blunts and herb & since she was a army reserve or some shit she got all weird when I started rolling up. Told me if I had some coke she’d be down for some lines...but that’s not me
Ended up takin it down. Pussy was tight and wet and she had some really big natural soft boobs. Only hit twice then later found out she married some white dude in the army.
I was 32, she was 42. I've never gone above 45. Less hassle than younger broads but the looks and tightness can't compare to the freshness. I need an old broad right now to fund some projects.
11 year gap was the oldest. First chick....I was 22, she was 33. Was working at Sears and this chick was fine as fucking hell. Beautiful heart shaped ass. small titties though. Didn't even think she was interested in me until a co-worker let me know. Only got to fuck once. She was married so we had to sneak around plus I had a GF too. Second chick was a co-worker at a hospital I used to work at. She was 5 years older. Flirted hard with me for years until I said fuck it. She was cute but didn't have a great body. No ass at all. Got me to meet her over her friends crib. Was hanging out in the bedroom and shit gets hot and heavy. Chick was mad horny and pussy was soaking wet. Slid right up in there. Good pussy. Only hit that once too. I just wasn't that attracted to her. She got pissed at me because I was avoiding her. Fucked some young chicks (summer volunteers) at that hospital too.
Y’all niggas bogus
I hit a 50 year old white chick when I was in the army I was only 21 I think. All I remember is her smoking after and saying "you really know how to suck a tittie"
Marion ... she was in her 70s. Unfortunately when her family found out, it caused quite the feud.
