I need a break from dirty ass bitches...

you can still see the fucking blood after I sprayed the shit down...I need to do better...this shit ain’t even funny

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Blood, blood, blood......You killed the bitch didn't you and we are to be your alibi? Okay, we got you this time but you are going to owe us bigtime for this one.
 
was getting some head...chic started spitting up...I’m like w/e spit on my shit I don’t care but after a while she said hold up and there’s blood in her mouth on her arm and on my carpet...I played it off cool as fuck but she DONE and I’m done w/ these low down ho’s...I need to stop tagging everything...now I got to scrub this shit out my carpet smmfh #toooldforthisshit
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Blood, blood, blood......You killed the bitch didn't you and we are to be your alibi? Okay, we got you this time but you are going to owe us bigtime for this one.
Lol, I can see a good episode of Forensic files on this one, with a good mention of BGOL.
 
was getting some head...chic started spitting up...I’m like w/e spit on my shit I don’t care but after a while she said hold up and there’s blood in her mouth on her arm and on my carpet...I played it off cool as fuck but she DONE and I’m done w/ these low down ho’s...I need to stop tagging everything...now I got to scrub this shit out my carpet smmfh #toooldforthisshit

I would have gave her that True Lies look
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Leroy so you didn't care about her spitting up, you said whatever just spit on your shit....nigga did you need your dick sucked that bad??

Just the fact it's blood...:puke: Go get your stuff checked ASAP..

Girl, you know he didn't make this thread immediately after it happened. He probably thought about it and the clowning to come, but did it anyway because he was so distraught. In the meantime, he treated the carpet, made the thread, took the pic, uploaded it etc. THEN it was a FULL 10 min after the first post that it occurred to him he might want to wash up...lmao...

I feel bad, because this is potentially serious, but I'm still cracking up at the cider vinegar and A&D ointment. Wondering why he has it in his house if he doesn't have little babies, and then applying it as tho it is a real solution that will keep the cooties away. That's some natural remedy stuff passed down by ole lady Edna from the scary cabin in the back woods that everyone thinks is a witch. LMAO. He done slathered up and said a prayer. The only thing that could have made me laugh harder if is he had said he put some 'Tussin on it.






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I said I was going to stop. I need to take my behind to bed.
 
...I'm still cracking up at the cider vinegar and A&D ointment. Wondering why he has it in his house if he doesn't have little babies...

apple cider is good for soaking your feet...I had the ointment for tattoos...anyway I’m a big boy I’ll be fine...you’ll get your ‘updates’ in installments...2 weeks...4 weeks...3 months o_O
 
apple cider is good for soaking your feet...I had the ointment for tattoos...anyway I’m a big boy I’ll be fine...you’ll get your ‘updates’ in installments...2 weeks...4 weeks...3 months o_O


Yayyyyy you're back AND alive!!!! WB :yes:


Edit: I understood the cider vinegar, just not the ointment.
 
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