The Voice Of Lord Zod. Plus Temple Care For The Females, Remember Ladies, Zod Cares
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Zawd Hammercy 
It's reali feel like i'm a kid that stayed up too late and real tv went off so that's why i'm seeing these commercialsthat 2nd joint can't be real
Bitches need to keep the temple door scrubbed and clean
Zod 69:6-8
6 He came to her, who said to him, “Lord, are you going to wash ass?”
7 Zod replied, “You do not realize now what I am doing, but later you will understand.
8 “No,” she said, “you shall never wash my ass.”
Zod answered, “Unless I wash you, you have no part with me.”
His temple smells like hot ass.
Mistaken you are my child.
The sweet aroma of zrankincense and zyrrh can be achieved if zods teachings are followed
Rejoice for glory is to Zod
Hot. Ass.
Tho I did hear he invests offerings into depends stock and offers his disciples a discount they sign up for monthly home deliveries.
This is true for the undisciplined
Pharassee
"Then I will sprinkle clean water on you, and you will be clean; I will cleanse you from all your filthiness and from all your follicles."
Hoseanus, 12:4
"Once your walls crumble from being used mightily by Zod, you can DEPENDeth on me to protect thy garments for the small fee of $30-60* per month."
Hoseanus 12:12
*Price varies according to individual flatulence levels. Expect higher than normal usage during cold and allergy season. Coming soon: Gapestop™ plugs. Designed for the active disciple to seal the temple doorway which no longer stays closed on it's own. Secure protection. Pricing TBD. See your zodly representative for details.
Blassphemer
Camille is gold in Zod themed threads.
Your penis smells like doggy doo.
that's fear.
"Yea, though you twerk through the valley of the shadow of death, you shall fear no grease: for thou fart with me; my staff shall comfort thee."
Nehemiass, 22:6
'You shall offer a cleansed offering as a soothing aroma to the LORD: twice bathed, twice rinsed, and waxed without defect'
Bumbers 29:3
L'Eau du HOT ASS.
Brothers, this is the war we waged on the lost souls. ZAgh.
Forgive them for they not know of his grace. ZAgh
The halls, temples and walls of zod rejoice when a nonbeliever is born again. ZAgh
Oh blesseithd is he who will bring sister @Camille to the light, for he is a true disciple of zod.
Can I get a Zamen?
Now we have selection from sister @cocobeauty, “what a mighty zod we serve”
Forgive them for they not know of his grace. ZAgh
The halls, temples and walls of zod rejoice when a nonbeliever is born again. ZAgh
Oh blesseithd is he who will bring sister @Camille to the light, for he is a true disciple of zod.
Can I get a Zamen?
Now we have selection from sister @cocobeauty, “what a mighty zod we serve”
If zod is the light, I will reside in the deepest, most pitch black darkness, ever to exist in this universe for the rest of my life.
The TRUE face of zod:
#TeamQuaid
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