Package Thief Gets Caught In The Act By Homeowner
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Her privilege should get her a pat on the back... excuse me... a “slap on the wrist”
And the homeowner will still get her goods back or the dollar amount it was worth paid by tax dollars.
Win, win!
Damn it’s good to be white in Amerikkka!!!
And the homeowner will still get her goods back or the dollar amount it was worth paid by tax dollars.
Win, win!
Damn it’s good to be white in Amerikkka!!!
Owner should've beat that ass.
Damn... homie broke camp with her half way in the car
Cat dipped out and ain't even look back
This is the sluthobitch who stole the package
Damn he homie had no respect for her ass he act like
The lady was shooting at them or some thing
He ain't even look back.......
He was like better yo ho ass than me
Later bitch......
Fucking heroin addicts need jail time not coddling.
They will be treated alongside the opioid addicts and not get jail time. they're white mostly and will get rehab, job training and placement. Then wells Fargo will give them special rates to increase gentrification in places they used to hang.
that muthaucka peeled out
That’s your first thought?
Uh... yeah!
White on white crime always ends well for both parties when murder is not involved.
I wish I would catch a mofo trying to steal my blu-rays I be ordering. 
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Damn.
Woodchuck swears that you're black, and I'm inclined to believe him.
You seem like the type of black man who'd be sitting in a BBQ joint, surrounded by your CACs buddies in hunting gear, complaining black men are trying to steal all ya'll women.
I wish I would catch a mofo trying to still my blu-rays I be ordering.
same here. i get daily shipments of shit like this every single day. fortunately i have two things on my side. nosy ass neighbors, and a no escape route if someone came this way and stole packages from anyone. i'm on a dead end and there's only 1 long street out and police will be right there sitting for you at the end.
I hate a goddamn thief!!! Its that time of year too. People been complaining on the neighborhoods FB page about their packages coming up missing. It hasnt happened to me, but it became clear on Halloween that people really are oblivious to cameras and still do foul shit. I know how kids are so I wasnt trippin, but I just laughed when that chubby kid in his struggle costume read the note on the door then empties out the bowl looking back and forth like there are people watching from the street. Then I hit him with "Stop stealing my damn candy" I didnt know that fat fucker could move that damn fast.
Little ninja damn near tripped on himself running away. But yeah man, I would be so fucking pissed, if I was at work and saw some brazen muthafucka walk on my porch and steal my shit and there was nothing I could do sitting in the office...
and then what doesn't help the fact any is that ups and fedex drivers give no fucks will just leave shit at the door, won't even attempt to knock or ring the bell. i tell the fucks dawg just ring the doorbell so i know something is here so even if i'm not there i get notification and i can ask the neighbor to grab it or something, they'll just leave the shit up there without second thought still.
They normally don't care can't say that i blame em. Thankfully my neighbors are nosey. We all have a have a system. If they not home i get their packages . If im not home they get my packages. So far knock on wood no packages stolen personally .
Yeah but whomever was driving didnt dip until that package was in the carThat scary ass driver was burning out before she even turned around to head back to the car
"I saw you running like hell. No sense both of us getting our asses kicked."
Peace,
Worst getaway driver ever.
Damn... homie broke camp with her half way in the car
Worst getaway driver ever.
I would've snatched her up by her collar and called 911
It reminded me of Bustin' Loose with Richard Pryor when he tried to convince his mans to help him steal those tv's.
EDIT: I just now realized his mans was Paul Mooney.
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