Fucked up neighbor question

[g0nbad real bad]

Tonight me wife and son at home chilling licking our wounds from the Bama game.

I'm in the living room on the couch watching tv and someone knocks on the backdoor. The backdoor is close to the master bedroom where the wife is. I jump up, because we don't have unexpected company like that.

There's a white woman at the door drunk as hell asking for a ride 40 miles away because my neighbor, her ex husband, put her out. I look over at his house and her shits piled up in the driveway.

I tell her I can call the popo and she's like nooooo just take me to the hwy and I'm like I can call the popo. She says do you know any other single men? My wife says welp I'm calling the popo or close the door. I said try 2 doors down and locked the door.

Which one of you would have risked the trip?

 

[therealjondoe]

Not me.
I probably would've spoke thru the door

 

[YoungSinister]

Which one of you would have risked the trip?

not a god damn soul besides Entreprenegro

 

[Dirtylakerie]

not a god damn soul besides Entreprenegro

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

You got some wacky ass neighbors....

A chick's game is all fucked up if it's a dude throwing her out during the holiday season...

That bitch came through like you owed her a favor

Was u hitting that???

 

[mAnDroiD]

Tonight me wife and son at home chilling licking our wounds from the Bama game.

I'm in the living room on the couch watching tv and someone knocks on the backdoor. The backdoor is close to the master bedroom where the wife is. I jump up, because we don't have unexpected company like that.

There's a white woman at the door drunk as hell asking for a ride 40 miles away because my neighbor, her ex husband, put her out. I look over at his house and her shits piled up in the driveway.

I tell her I can call the popo and she's like nooooo just take me to the hwy and I'm like I can call the popo. She says do you know any other single men? My wife says welp I'm calling the popo or close the door. I said try 2 doors down and locked the door.

Which one of you would have risked the trip?

Call the popo and stay out of that bs. That shit is probably gonna be an ongoing saga with her back and forth blowing the ex when she sobers up. So you don't need any bad blood between you and the ex while he's living next door.

 

[Deezz]

I would have closed the door on her ass and let someone else deal w/ that drama.

 

[Autobot8655]

Not me.
I probably would've spoke thru the door

Yep

I'm actually going to use this scenario to teach my wife about always trying to help people.

 

[BGLR1212000]

With Uber available, nobody should be bumming rides.

 

[LSN]

Tonight me wife and son at home chilling licking our wounds from the Bama game.

I'm in the living room on the couch watching tv and someone knocks on the backdoor. The backdoor is close to the master bedroom where the wife is. I jump up, because we don't have unexpected company like that.

There's a white woman at the door drunk as hell asking for a ride 40 miles away because my neighbor, her ex husband, put her out. I look over at his house and her shits piled up in the driveway.

I tell her I can call the popo and she's like nooooo just take me to the hwy and I'm like I can call the popo. She says do you know any other single men? My wife says welp I'm calling the popo or close the door. I said try 2 doors down and locked the door.

Which one of you would have risked the trip?

wish you had my number...I’m in the mood for shitty white bitch tonite...played myself waiting too late to holler @ my come thru...time I hit her up she ain’t wanna come no more

 

[cocobeauty]

wish you had my number...I’m in the mood for shitty white bitch tonite...played myself waiting too late to holler @ my come thru...time I hit her up she ain’t wanna come no more

Take your ass to bed lmao

 

[Ceenote]

bitch could never got my door open.been talkn threw the door.. fuckem...

 

[gene cisco]

I'm not even answering the door. I don't do popups. If Michael Myers chasing you, I'm the door you don't want to knock on. Lights going off. FOH.

 

[THE DRIZZY]

I'm not even answering the door. I don't do popups. If Michael Myers chasing you, I'm the door you don't want to knock on. Lights going off. FOH.

 

[Coldchi]

Which one of you would have risked the trip?

That depends. How does she look? How drunk was she?

 

[yardy]

I'm not even answering the door. I don't do popups. If Michael Myers chasing you, I'm the door you don't want to knock on. Lights going off. FOH.

This all day. Her drunk ass better call somebody.

 

[alexw]

Never get involved in domestic situations. Most homicides if they aren't drug-related they're domestic-related

 

[An RnB Thug]

How's the body and face?

 

[pookie]

I wouldn't even have opened the door. There have been plenty of times that someone has knocked on my door and I've just looked at them thru the peephole until they left

 

[LSN]

Take your ass to bed lmao

too early still up lol

 

[Adam Knows]

hell no.

reason #46534467 why i stay in the nicer 'burbs

 

[nativeneworleanian06]

Sounds like a fence installation is needed for your backyard.

 

[Famous1]

Know your neighbors cuz...
I would help the bitch find a ride...uber,taxi, popo... something.

 

[kain]

...driving a strange white woman in my car and get pulled over by the police.....

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Just have to politely tell them to ...

 

[Goingmark40]

fuck that ....somebody else's problem. and then your neighbor is still your neighbor. muthafucka ain't fin to be watching me out the window mad about his girl and catch me slipping one day. too close for that drama

 

[Ill Paragraph]

Peace,

I hate when people try to make their problems my problems. This woman made a thousand stupid decisions that led up to her shit being in the driveway. Now she wants you to help her. I would have shut the door in her face and called the cops anyway.