ESCORT TALES: REAL Prostitute Stories - UPDATE - GAME ON AGAIN!!!

[geechiedan]

Just a Overall fantastic delicious damn day, if you like handsome latin women and big booty White girls, you must give Dawn and Little M a try. They had me gasping for air, great headache relief, great big ass being thrown up against your cock, what more could a man ask for on Sunday other than going to heaven?

Pictures and video are below of Dawn and little M, have fun, be safe and PM me for any numbers, your colleague, HornyNurse.

Little M and Dawn Part vagina breathing.

July 17,2016.



Little M and Dawn Part 2.

July 17,2016.



Little M and Dawn Part 3.

July 17,2016.

 

[geechiedan]

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[cli-terminator]

Something to share.
Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

This is frigging hilarious

 

[geechiedan]

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[geechiedan]

19 YO College Mayan Indian Angel

I emailed this 19 year old college girl from NY back and forth for a while and she told me she was aspiring to a modeling career however as most find out it is not easy to get through the door. After many discussions including the fact that she and I both had recent verification papers, I told her I would want it all from top to bottom since she was only willing to accept a NY style negotiation and rarely hooks up. She told me she was going to visit her college girlfriend last week in Providence and stay for a few days and asked if I could come pick her up. I picked her up on Elmwood Avenue at the Victorian house just off the main street. Took her to my secret place and all I can say is that she was the finest sexual experience I have ever encountered or endured in my entire life! She rocked my world with great love and sex and the WOW factor. The downfall is she rarely has time to hook up and go out since she has a BF and the fact she is big money compared to RI girls. However once in a while I like to go to Hemingway's to dine on filet-mignon.

 

[geechiedan]

I posted this in the SW section too, as that's where I found her. However since this is where she'll most likely get recognized and she IS after all a BP girl, thought it should be here too. Sorry for he double post for those of you who follow both. And, I'm totally not a BP guy, at ALL (other than SW's I saw as SW's, before they became BP girls). So there probably won't be many times I'm in this section rambling aimlessly.

The Mongering Gods were looking down on me tonight, I'm sure that's somehow blasphemous, but it fits. So sometimes things go much better than planned, and usually that revolves around finding a new girl out there (at least for me). Heading north of Mile Stretch around 10 I noticed a girl who I didn't not recognize, walking north. I broke one of my biggest "Don't be obvious" rules and went from right lane across three lanes to the turn lane to spin back around. I pulled down a street to turn around and wait for her. As I'm about to turn around I notice another monger pull into the parking lot. I decided to circle around one more time through the neighborhood just to see if he didn't scoop her. I was sarcastically chuckling to myself thinking 0 for 1, a continuation of my horrible luck of continuously being out scooped by seconds last weekend. To my amazement he didn't and she was once again walking, but this time there was a white male walking about 20 yards in front of her. I went down 19 and you-turned and waited for her by the Tahitian. As she gets to the Dunkin Donuts, the guy is gone, so I pulled up and asked if she needed a ride. She accepted, jumped in and immediately grabbed junior and said hello (In that order, I think LOL). Said her name was Kara. About 5'5/125 lbs. Dark hair, dark eyes. Very pretty girl. She looked very familiar but I know I hadn't picked her up before. During our small talk she mentioned that she posts on BP from time to time and currently had an ad up. I realized this was the girl that was staying with another girl I scooped last weekend up by Gulf. This girl Michelle from Gulf said she was staying with a BP girl named Kara and I made the connection.

We headed towards my spot, small talking and agreeing on what we want to do and for how much As soon as we get in, she starts to strip down totally naked. Nice body, no scars or candy marks. Small B cups. Nice little ass. Totally shaved pretty kitty. As soon as I saw her kitty I inquired about DATY, which she was more than happy with, I think her quote was "Hell yea!" LOL. She starts with a nice deep BBBJ, as she's on junior her phone rings. She apologizes and leans over to turn it off. I decided it was time to start heading towards the why. I start and she immediately responds and positions herself to better enjoy it. She asked for FIV while dining on the kitty, which I was getting to but was happy to accelerate doing that. She really gets into it, squeezing my head between her thighs as she's thrusting and getting way into it. Even after getting that into it, there was zero odor of ANY kind at all. Like the invisible ink version of a kitty, you know it's there and you're using it but you don't see it. After about 15 minutes she tells me she wants me inside of her, which I was more than happy to do for her. Covered up and started Mish, as she was on her back and I don't think she was wanting to move at all, which was fine with me. Seeing her pretty face while nailing her was a treat. I start slow but as I speed up she responds, and before I Know it, she's got her ankles almost over my shoulders and is leaning to the side with the pillow in her mouth. DAMN HOT. I saw that and busted but stayed inside her for a bit as she kept thrusting back. She finally let me off the hook and pulled junior out of her and cleaned herself up. I brought her back close to her hotel south of ALT19.

She seemed like a fun, nice girl. There could be candy involved but I didn't see any signs. She was way too well kept to be bad on her candy, which was a nice change from most of the girls out there who spend more time getting their candy than making sure they are presentable for 'business'. I've found the one sure way to tell if the girls are bad on their candy is the bottoms of their feet, at least during the summer months (There probably isn't one of our Leisure / Van Doren girls that has clean feet. Just the way it is out there, I suppose).

Not only was she nice, and pretty damn hot, it was nice to head out and scoop and score with the first girl I saw, and I saw her almost right away. She said she usually doesn't walk at all but today as slow on BP so she did. Yesterday she said her phone was blowing up from BP and didn't have time to do anything else even if she wanted to. She also mentioned another girl that she has done doubles with, so that's on the menu too. Damage was. 6 and would definitely repeat.

Her BP ad: http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/karas-wants-to-play-come-see-me-727-364-4568/21129141.

And a few more pics tonight.

Stay safe.

Swede.

 

[geechiedan]

Well, I have managed to survive from a treatment of Sunny yesterday. As I related yesterday, she transformed herself from a meek librarian to a sultry tigress. I kind of prefer the tigress. She is tiny, kind of my type. Don't get me wrong, I'm never going to tell Memphis Nicole, Lady Scarlett, or the New Mimi that they can't suck my dick. In fact, the curvy ladies are right at the top of my list. But there is something about a girl with small breasts that I just find so inviting. And Sunny is very inviting. Not only is she sultry, she is fun to be around with. A friend of mine and I took her to lunch afterwards and she is a delight to talk with. Very intelligent. Does she do a BBBJ, will she do ankles away, will she spread her pussy? Well, what do you think. Her AA policy? She says she only sees AA guys who are older than 35. We know that includes BBT, LOL. Sorry, old pal but I couldn't pass that one up. She also says that she really does not like 20 year old guys of any race. Basically, I have the impression that she probably thinks many of them are full of shit, too rough, and just don't know how to treat a lady. Us old guys rule! At least we know what buttons to push and not to push those buttons too hard. Hey, there is some advantage to making it this far without getting killed or taking a dirt bath. BTW, she says she likes to eat pussy. Maybe another girl on girl is in store for Glockman. Here are some rather tame shots of her. At least by my standards.

 

[geechiedan]

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[Damn Right]

are these the discount hoez?

those hoez look brutal. and dudes are paying THEM to fuk? sheit, with those fuked up bodies and grills seems to me it should be the other way around

 

[geechiedan]

are these the discount hoez?

those hoez look brutal. and dudes are paying THEM to fuk? sheit, with those fuked up bodies and grills seems to me it should be the other way around

unfortunately dudes who can afford them don't tend to write about their experience with 1000 dollar a hour high class hoes..

 

[Mo-Better]

are these the discount hoez?

those hoez look brutal. and dudes are paying THEM to fuk? sheit, with those fuked up bodies and grills seems to me it should be the other way around

I have to agree. I couldn't see myself doing anything but paying these broads no mind. Pull money out of my pockets for that? That would never happen with me. Not even worth $2.00

 

[InTheMind]

Where are you getting the info about theses girls and comments on them from?

 

[geechiedan]

Where are you getting the info about theses girls and comments on them from?

FOR YOU THIRSTY NIGGAS:

DO NOT BLOW UP MY PM FOR INFO ON THESE HOES. READ!! THIS IS C/P FROM ANOTHER SITE.

IN FACT HERES THE LINK: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forum.php IF YOU FIND FUNNY STORIES WITH PICS POST THEM SHITS SO WE CAN ALL GET A LAFF.

AGAIN DO NOT CONTACT ME ABOUT ANY OF THESE HOES. if you do i WILL post it here.



and now back to the program....

 

[InTheMind]

Okay just was wondering not thirsty that site is full of old ass cacs info anyway! I need a site that tells me that quesha is fresh outta town with no money and sexin for a combo at McDonald's or basheba is sucking for a pill at her gma house or nikeasha is fucking for some weed and her friends fucking for some powder or other shit in the projects!

 

[Black Radical]

this thread would be so much better without the pics. I am traumatized.

 

[PDQ21]

I'd fuck

 

[ShortyCumStain]

this thread would be so much better without the pics. I am traumatized.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Mahlia Milian and I
I had the opportunity to see Mahlia this week. I think she is much prettier in person than she is in her pics. Curiosity got the best of me and I had to go see for myself . I don't recall seeing Mahlia in any movies so for me she was more a pretty young provider that has done some porn rater than a porn star that is providing.
Mahlia greeted me in a sheer robe with a sexy two piece dancers outfit underneath. I immediately noticed how full her breasts were. I am not much of breast man but you have to give props where props are due. Mahalia's natural 34 D's were working for me. Mahlia also has a very pretty face much prettier in person if you ask me. Mahlia has a slight belly but nothing to take notice with. More like she had just eaten a good lunch. She is NOT in any way fat or overweight. At 5'7 if she weighs more than 130lbs I would be surprised. Nice ass and strong healthy thighs complete the package. If you ask me Mahlia's best features are her eyes. They are large and expressive. Kinda doe like in appearance. Very sexy and seductive .

Mahlia Milian Raven Sky
http://www.bgol.us/board/showthread.php?t=803674

http://www.xnxx.com/?k=Mahlia+Milian

 

[geechiedan]

Saw Paige earlier today. Had some lunch break fun with her.

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[geechiedan]

Happened to be traveling through the Cocoa area this week for work and stopped off to visit with Jazmine, I'm glad I did, what a nice young lady and while she's not a spinner she has a rocken body with great tits and a fantastic ass! She was staying at a hotel close to interstate 95 which made things easy for me, communication was good and with in a very short time after making contact I was in her room. After the initial pleasantries I slowly undressed her revealing her nice firm body, she slid her hand into my my pants stroking my cock then pulling them down and started licking my cock until I was fully engorged finally taking me down her throat DTing me until I was rock hard. I was only there for a short visit so I pushed her onto the bed and mounted her mish, her pussy was wet and tight, I fucked her a while then flipped her over for some doggie action, finally told her I wanted to fuck her beautiful asshole, she said it would be extra but I just had to have it. I lubed up and slowly inserted my cock into her ass, man she was tight but after a little while of slowly working my cock in to her ass she loosened up and as I watched my cock start to slam her asshole hard and deep I felt my orgasm start to build, she responded and as I was unloading a huge load of cum in to her nice round butt she pushed her ass hard against my cock taking me as deeply as possible, moaning loudly telling me to "give it all to me baby", it was fantastic. I cleaned up and was out of there in less than thirty minutes. If you guys ever go down south I highly recommend Jasmine, I'll definitely will be repeating with her when I visit the Cocoa area again.

JD.

 

[geechiedan]

Danielle. Saw her today incall. I saw her back when she was new. Very kinky anything goes. She has wised up since. She's really hot and really sweet. Offers greek. But her oral skills aren't all that in my opinion. I have a favorite in nicholasville that is a much better fit for me. But to each their own.don't take this as a negative post. Most guys love her. It's just my opinion.

 

[geechiedan]

So my night started off kinda dull with me texting Amanda to see if she'd like to show me what other aspects of her body can do some work, which to no avail led to nothing. After texting with her and waiting to see if she'd come over she just went ghost on me and I left it alone. (She did mention from the previous night of our BJ session that she's open to getting a facial so I was really wanting to do that and review on it LOL) So while scouring the dark reaches of the Al Gore interwebs I come across the one Courtney Darling and say, "Screw it" and shoot her a text. She responds back fairly quickly and then calls me as she was having trouble getting my texts. We speak for a moment and I ask her what she's comfortable with and her goes and no goes. She tells me that everything is on the table except for bb. (Note: She will do BBBJ. But that's for further down the line.) She tells me her donation and that it's a no time limit deal and you pop when you pop but an additional pop will run you 40. I tell her I will think on it and get back to her. I'm here in Lex and she's in Cynthiana so of course I'm weighing the pros / cons of seeing this girl and thinking about hitting up Amber to see what she's up to and maybe have her over. I decide to bit the bullet and ask for Courtney Darling's address to which she shoots it over right away. I inform her of drive time and she just says let me know when you're close.

Now to back up a bit she told me she has kids and at the moment they aren't at her house so getting with her is prime at the moment over the weekend.

I get to her spot and she's standing outside to meet me. Now it's dark out but I can tell that she's a petite girl and we walk inside and she lives in a small apartment almost an efficiency. She takes me back to her bedroom and she starts to undress and does she have a nice body. I ask her to come out into the living room into the light and she says, "Oh you want to get a good look at my body huh?" and I say yes. So after twirling her around some and taking that petite / lithe body in we head back into the bedroom. (Note: She's had 3 kids and you can't even tell by looking at that body.) She asks me what kind of Jimmy hat I prefer, as she packs her own, and I say that I'm open to whatever she has which is Ultra Thins so she wins right there. (Note: She told me that she's allergic to latex so if you pack your own and want to see her keep that in mind.) She asks me if I'd like a CBJ or BBBJ and I tell her to go BBBJ and she gets right at it. She can do some things with that tongue of hers and it does feel very nice. I ask if playing with her is ok and what kinds of kinks she's into and she turns around and allows me to finger her. She then tells me to stop and goes oh I got my toy use this on me and grabs a vibrator from under her bed. (Note: She'll tell you she has a sensitive clit so be gentle when fingering and using the vibrator.) While using her toy she tells me to turn it up so I can already tell that she's getting warmed up. She then asks me where the Jimmy went and I said I think it's stuck on my back as she had the wrapper on the bed and I was laying on it. She grabs it and opens it up and rolls it on down. She asks me how I'd like her and she just jumps right on top. She started off in "Froggy" no better way to put it with her feet on the bed vs on her knees for traditional cowgirl and boy can you get deep in her and she is nice and tight. After a while she dropped to her knees and kept going and then asked me if I'd like to switch. We went to doggy and she actually reached behind her while I was getting into position and grabbed the ole love stick and guided it in from behind. Now when you get her in this position you open up a whole new world. She can take a pounding and she will start moaning and screaming and they aren't like the fake ones like a lot of girls do to get you moving. She grabs / bites the pillow and actually tries to muffle the noises. I smacked her ass some and that seemed to get her fired up even more and then I grabbed her hair, it was in a bun, and she seemed to enjoy that too but I didn't pull her hair for too long. Once I finished she took the Jimmy and tossed it, as she said I don't need my kids seeing this, and got me some tissue to wipe off. We got dressed and then sat in her living room for a moment and just chatted some. (Note: She's big into the History Channel and was watching some of their older episodes of the end of the world stuff.) She mentioned that she will be moving soon, still in Cynthiana, but in a house with a guest house too she told me where she'll do her entertaining. She offered to show me her new place but with it being night time she didn't want to go over there since the folks residing there haven't moved yet.

All in all I would repeat with her. It just sucks that she is so far away and in BFE but the experience alone I think is worth it. If you're looking for a nympho, her own words, then she is the one to see. Everything with her is a pro and no cons except as I said her location being way out there.

I will include her link too.

http://lexington.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/courtney-darling/11311916

 

[geechiedan]

Just upon a dear friends recommendation, I was prompted to see her at her private incall local. I didn't really what to expect, kinda flying blind, Winter and I briefly chatted and seemed sweet and jovial on the other side of the horn. So I made this a two for Friday tryst maybe wanting to get something a little more out of my day verses a first run zinc deficiency. I got to her incall and low and behold, to my surprise, she was even prettier than her pics. She gave me the room number, and I gave me a peck on the check and a hug as I walked in. I complimented her cleanly furnished venue. We within the span of perhaps a better constituent, were like old chums talking about this and that, not only is Winter easy on the eyes, she is also very comfortable to talk to. Highly intelligent, I told her that she had a grounded perspective, a take on life that was unusual for someone so young. She shrugged it off, and with modesty get more comfortable, she downplayed it. I offered for us to get more comfy, which we did. We lightly kissed for a little while, Winter is amazingly clean, and plays it safe gents, so even though everything was covered, she was such a treasure to be with, this more than made up for it. Her disposition speaks abounds, being a beyond cool, articulate well spoken young lady. We played with each other and on went the cover, my favorite positions being mish and k9 were both beautifully exhibited, with Winter being a statuesque 5'6" her shapely legs and sweet tush were far too much of a sight to see. And I released, completely satisfied, not a clock watcher, she gave me a clean towel so that I could freshen up. A genuine charmer.

http://westpalmbeach.backpage.com/F...y-in-the-streets-freak-in-the-sheets/44348651

 

[geechiedan]

http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEsc...l-and-guarantee-im-the-woman-in-pics/21633578
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BRAXTON
I'm posting here becsuse I gave her a ride today after picking her up on Nebraska and Busch. She was looking decent today, not as good as in the past but still great. She has an exotic look to her and a sexy fine body. Her smile is the only issue some may find troubling since smoking something had its toll on her smile. She has some nice tits, sexy ass, nice pussy, and okay blowjob stills. She was very nice to me and sucked me as directed and took my nut in her mouth like a champ. She did start asking a few times if I was close to cumming but she never had an attitude or quit on me like many out there have before. I'll repeat just to fuck that fine ass.

 

[geechiedan]

MEGAN. I've just discovered this thread and just wanted to add that Megan's bbfscip is probably one of the best if you're one of the lucky ones that receive this offering. She told me she does kegals, which makes sense as she's extremely tight. The sex itself was not the best because of how tight she is. I was always trying not to finish quickly.

If anyone can pm me about other great BBFS ladies I'd be very grateful. Also, pm me if you want to know more details about meg that might help you achieve BBFS with her.

bbfscip = BAREBACK FULL SERVICE CUM IN PUSSY

 

[geechiedan]

I Found A Keeper!
I had a fantastic time today with Viet Mandy in Rosemead. A buck twenty to start for covered and BJ. 200 all in for front and back with anal finish. I was a little reluctant to share but I've gotten great leads on this site and I wanted to give back. Enjoy.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/viet-dream/72088249

Bb confirmed. She looks like the same person from the ad. Definitely has a nice body. She's a little milfy and hot. Decent english but not fluent for sure. She offered me $. 20 for hh and when I got there I asked how much and she said how much ever I want to donate, so I just gave her $. 20. I asked for bare and she said to tip her and I asked how much and she said how much ever I wanted to tip her so I just gave her extra. 40 at the end of sesh and she was pleased. She let me anal creampie. Total damage was $. 60. Oh and she said she's leaving back to Hawaii in 5 days, so make it quick boys.

 

[D Town Redd]

This thread is depressing

 

[Varis]

This thread is depressing

I agree I just glanced at some of these ugly hos ,I hope y'all not paying for ugly hos

 

[LSN]

I agree I just glanced at some of these ugly hos ,I hope y'all not paying for ugly hos

man some of these dudes not only pay to fuck these skanks but eat them out too

 

[Varis]

Whoever paid for this needs to jump off the empire state building

 

[LSN]

Whoever paid for this needs to jump off the empire state building

 

[geechiedan]

With all the recent talk about Celeste and my love for tight spinners, I decided to give her a try. My adventure started about 11 AM when I called and left a VM as well as a text message. Silence until about 1:30 PL when she called telling me that her old man was with her when I called and she couldn't talk. We discussed having a dream and she was good as long as it was an outcall. I happen to have a place available so I said hell yeah let's do it. She asked about how many roses I was looking to donate and I said 1 1/2 for a non rushed time. She was happy and said she is jumping in the shower and will start towards my location right away (which is less than 30 min from her location to mine). I asked her to contact me when she's on her way. The time is about 1:40 when we need we get off the phone. At 2:30 I hear nothing so I contacted her, she said that she is en route but has to make a stop that's on her way. Another 30 min go by and I text her to make sure she's OK, I get a text back that she is close by (now it's a little after 3:00). At 3:25 I get a text that she is 5 min away, she arrived about 15 min after that.

When she finally arrived she looked really good, an attractive spinner blonde in a cute black dress. She apologized for being late but assured me that she would take good care I found me. She didn't lie! She started with a great BBBJ with nice DT. I returned the favor with some nice DATY, which she prefers a very light touch. She got incredibly turned on and had her first O. We progressed to covered FS in multiple positions and both slow and sensual and had and athletic. She enjoyed it all and literally begged for more each time! She came two more times. For the finally, she told me that she loves anal and she really wanted to feel me cum in her ass. Who am I to disappoint! She applied lube that she brought and guided me in slowly while in doggy with me standing at the side of the bed. She loved it as the pace slowly picked up and I found out that she can really take it in the backdoor. She begged me to cum so I flipped her over on her back and continued to bang her ass with her legs wide open and her playing with her pussy! She was really squirming in this position and had her last O which made me unload in her tight hole. By this time I was sweating like a pig and drops were falling on her. I apologized but she said not to worry and that I sure burned a lot of calories. All in all we spent over 2 hours in which her focus was on pleasing me! She is not quite GFE but extremely pleasant.

I highly recommend seeing her as long as time is not of the essence.

I don't know what these cats are talking not quite GFE...she had a great attitude, came 3 times and takes it up the ass like a champ...what fucking MORE do you want from someone you just met???

 

[Mo-Better]

Something to share.
Frequently, an escort uses code words to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers here is a guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.

Voluptuous = fat.

Curvy = fat.

Curvaceous = fat.

Thick = fat.

Rubenesque = fat.

Womanly = fat.

Hourglass = fat.

Supersized = fat.

Pic of face only? = fat.

Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.

Gives bra size only? = fat.

Busty = either saggy or fat.

Naturally busty = saggy and fat.

Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.

Svelte = no boobs.

Slender = no boobs.

Dancer's body = no boobs.

Runner = no boobs.

Spinner = no boobs.

Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.

Baywatch = fake boobs.

Playboy = fake boobs.

Model = fake boobs.

Chocolate = black.

Creole = black.

Dominican = black.

Ebony = black.

Eritrean = black.

Ethiopian = black.

Exotic = black.

Hawaiian = black.

Mahogany = black.

Mocha = black.

Mulatto = black.

Nubian = black.

Mature = old.

Courtesan = old.

Gracious = old.

Refined = old.

Elegant = old.

Classic = old.

Conservative = old.

Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:

College Student = late 20's.

Just turned 18 = mid 20's.

19 = possible jailbait.

21 = late 20's.

28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.

Sorority Girl = blonde.

Selective = overpriced.

Exclusive = very overpriced.

Classy = can't afford lingerie.

Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.

Nasty = doesn't shower at all.

Upscale = snooty personality.

All American = all trailer trash.

Princess = I have an attitude problem.

Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.

On fire = active herpes outbreak.

Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.

Coed = plain looking with acne problem.

Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.

Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.

Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.

Energetic = methamphetamine addict.

Down to earth = boring.

College graduate = sleeps with professors.

Open minded = openly accepts tips.

Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.

New to business = changed name.

New to area = changed name and moved across bay.

Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.

Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.

Discreet = I check your I'd.

Discrete = I can't spell.

Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.

Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.

Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.

Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.

I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.

Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.

Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.

Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.

AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.

AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.

You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.

You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.

CMT = good massage, bad sex.

FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:

Unless specified, you can assume:

Hair color = brown.

Hair length = to shoulder.

Eye color = brown.

Age = mature.

Height = short.

Weight = heavy.

Cup size = small.

Measurements = large.

 

[geechiedan]

I saw Jersey Girl in OP within the past week. She's legit. Everything is covered although she said that might open up after she has seen you a few times. Saggy breasts, petite girl, smooth skin, no smells, no signs of drug use, room was clean and orderly. Her room appeared to be a nonsmoking room. She had a slight cigarette smoke smell on her breath, but she may do all her smoking outside. Typical younger provider. Limited skills. No CIM, COF, or Greek. But she was sweet. A bit paranoid.

http://jacksonville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=10524107&oid=10297320

Shaggy.

 

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