Lmaoooo @ flush and go
Depends on the toilet my nigga
U made need to save a flush in between the increments
Depends on the toilet my nigga
U made need to save a flush in between the increments
If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?
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Flush-N-Go Method.
Flush as you go is the best method of shitting if you gotta dunk brown in someone else's house. Afterwards my shits be smelling like fresh air and nobody can tell what type of business I took care of in there.
Soon as I shoot a dookie in the water I flush it immediately.
That way the lifespan of the stank is short. When you let them logs pile up on top of each other without flushing as you go the stank intensifies and emanates throughout the whole restroom and it start smelling like you cooking chitlins in the restroom. That funk gets trapped in the walls the bath towels and tooth brushes.
Dump, flush, dump, flush, and on that final flush put the lid down. So any remaining dookie mist doesn't cloud the air and make it stank more.
Wash hands and be out.Depending on what you ate before you might not have to use any air freshener afterwards and people won't know what you did in there if they gotta follow after you. But if it still smell like a hog exploded after the flush n go method, you might need an enema.
That's proper doo doo etiquette at someone else house.
yep!
this is commonly called "The courtesy flush."
You may gotta let the bowl fill up again but you get the idea. I just ain't letting the turd sit in the bowl stanking. That's how the dookie mist get trapped in your clothes.
This...there are some dirt dawgs in this motherfucker! But who am I to judge, I'd let a chick fart in my mouth- Gale Force Winds of Zod!it's truly some nasty, low standards havin ass niggaz on BGOL.
But this too. My God, so none of ya'll high on uppers fucked a chick you just met that night in the stinky bathroom of a dive bar?.....Just me huh...
Actually, SHIT is exactly what it's hitting!
*two cents *
IIIIII don't be giving a fuck! I pride myself on stopping up commodes.Flush-N-Go Method.
Flush as you go is the best method of shitting if you gotta dunk brown in someone else's house. Afterwards my shits be smelling like fresh air and nobody can tell what type of business I took care of in there.
Soon as I shoot a dookie in the water I flush it immediately.
That way the lifespan of the stank is short. When you let them logs pile up on top of each other without flushing as you go the stank intensifies and emanates throughout the whole restroom and it start smelling like you cooking chitlins in the restroom. That funk gets trapped in the walls the bath towels and tooth brushes.
Dump, flush, dump, flush, and on that final flush put the lid down. So any remaining dookie mist doesn't cloud the air and make it stank more.
Wash hands and be out.
That's proper doo doo etiquette at someone else house.
That's like my trophy. I stopped yo shit up... I DEFEATED that hoe, shat all in dat commode!
wth. it gonna smell like shit doggystyle. a guy can away with that but a woman can't. too close to other holes and coming back at ya. dumb ass question. if a chick doesn't want to shower after doing so, she a nasty ho and not someone you need to be with.So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!
she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface
So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?
Shit and some of these dudes are too! Have you read these comments.
You are the TRUE.....
DON DOOKIE.
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Nah that nigga just a shitty muthafucka
Flush-N-Go Method.
Flush as you go is the best method of shitting if you gotta dunk brown in someone else's house. Afterwards my shits be smelling like fresh air and nobody can tell what type of business I took care of in there.
Soon as I shoot a dookie in the water I flush it immediately.
That way the lifespan of the stank is short. When you let them logs pile up on top of each other without flushing as you go the stank intensifies and emanates throughout the whole restroom and it start smelling like you cooking chitlins in the restroom. That funk gets trapped in the walls the bath towels and tooth brushes.
Dump, flush, dump, flush, and on that final flush put the lid down. So any remaining dookie mist doesn't cloud the air and make it stank more.
Wash hands and be out.
That's proper doo doo etiquette at someone else house.
i swear i need to put this in every bathroom at my place of employment.
Yeah we have many who love the musk of assholia
But Why???
you can't take your time if you gotta drop logs at somebody house otherwise ain't no hiding what you doing.
i wait until its defcom 1 then i be like damn i gotta piss hella bad where the bathroom?
rush in and turn the water in the sink on to simulate a strong flow and i go in and drop with precision.
flush once then actually turn the water up to wash my hands then flush again while im washing my hands
then scurry out of there.
It's a certain smell and taste some dudes have....
Just like walking in someone house and you smell ass and feet but they use to it
people who shit at work don't care bout nothing.
we put up a notice in the bathroom about courtesy flushing cuz there was this fat white dude @ work that used to blow up the spot...he (I assume) ripped the tutorial up and tossed it in the sink the same day
we put up a notice in the bathroom about courtesy flushing cuz there was this fat white dude @ work that used to blow up the spot...he (I assume) ripped the tutorial up and tossed it in the sink the same day
cause he don't have 0 fucks to give. he ain't got to clean it. he can drop it and leave lol
i cant stand havin to hold my breath while i take a piss cause some bastard left lingering funk in the restroom.we put up a notice in the bathroom about courtesy flushing cuz there was this fat white dude @ work that used to blow up the spot...he (I assume) ripped the tutorial up and tossed it in the sink the same day
So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!
she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface
So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?
LOL,
she should at least wash up.....
I dont care if she goes just to pee, she should wash that coochie down...
before expecting any sex and vice versa....
that was one good thing about my ex, she would always make sure the undercarriage was fresh and clean before a fuck session! 
Flush-N-Go Method.
Flush as you go is the best method of shitting if you gotta dunk brown in someone else's house. Afterwards my shits be smelling like fresh air and nobody can tell what type of business I took care of in there.
Soon as I shoot a dookie in the water I flush it immediately.
That way the lifespan of the stank is short. When you let them logs pile up on top of each other without flushing as you go the stank intensifies and emanates throughout the whole restroom and it start smelling like you cooking chitlins in the restroom. That funk gets trapped in the walls the bath towels and tooth brushes.
Dump, flush, dump, flush, and on that final flush put the lid down. So any remaining dookie mist doesn't cloud the air and make it stank more.
Wash hands and be out.
That's proper doo doo etiquette at someone else house.
Right because I will turn around quick if it smells bad
Flush-N-Go Method.
Flush as you go is the best method of shitting if you gotta dunk brown in someone else's house. Afterwards my shits be smelling like fresh air and nobody can tell what type of business I took care of in there.
Soon as I shoot a dookie in the water I flush it immediately.
That way the lifespan of the stank is short. When you let them logs pile up on top of each other without flushing as you go the stank intensifies and emanates throughout the whole restroom and it start smelling like you cooking chitlins in the restroom. That funk gets trapped in the walls the bath towels and tooth brushes.
Dump, flush, dump, flush, and on that final flush put the lid down. So any remaining dookie mist doesn't cloud the air and make it stank more.
Wash hands and be out.
That's proper doo doo etiquette at someone else house.
u gotta go, u gotta go
A book a matches are also good for eating up the smell of feces when you strick them.
Your on-the-go bathroom kit should include the following items:
1 A spray can of lysol(for cleaning and wiping before sitting)
2 A cleaner spray for the seat(lysol can be substituted instead)
3 Your own roll of tissue(your favorite brand optional)
4 Wet Flushable Wipes(you are in the stone ages if you don't use these)
5 Matches. Strike one or two while doing the doo(hey that ryhmes).
Well my on the go kit has all these items. Can't be a victim of nastyness in strange bathrooms, no sireeee!
Your on-the-go bathroom kit should include the following items:
1 A spray can of lysol(for cleaning and wiping before sitting)
2 A cleaner spray for the seat(lysol can be substituted instead)
3 Your own roll of tissue(your favorite brand optional)
4 Wet Flushable Wipes(you are in the stone ages if you don't use these)
5 Matches. Strike one or two while doing the doo(hey that ryhmes).
Well my on the go kit has all these items. Can't be a victim of nastyness in strange bathrooms, no sireeee!
an acquired taste from prison?
Back in the day I would have been like WHAT???? But in this day and age I just say ok and keep scrolling because it's so many undercover fags in the world until this sounds logical
ima be real. i shit before i leave if im going to be out
ill be late to whatever if i get them logs out so i don't to touch another commode
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