It was a set-up episode. Had to expect a less eventful one after what happened last week. Shit, I wish every episode could be like Hardhome or Home, but that just can't be.
Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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A man has seen his watch end...and now time to recap episode 3 of Game of Thrones Season 6. This episode was somewhat dull....but it set up things to come. We finally see the legendary Arthur Dayne amid some new developments; as per usual here are my stretch out observations
- New location Vaes Dothrak on the map...
- "ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF, My name is SNOW!"
- Jon Snow hyperventilating; Melisandre gives the look of shock you have when you've reached your credit limit but your card still goes through
- Ser Davos needs to be a YMCA youth coach "you were dead... now you're not... try to make another catch"
- Maybe it's extremely cold at the Wall Tormund "you're no god at all" ... shrinkage happens
- Gilly is enjoying the Santa Maria like it's a Carnival cruise line... while Sam vomits.
- Careful Sam, Gilly trying to set you up for that Wildling Child support agency for that baby white walker toddler. Did you sign the birth certificate?
- Young Ned and the first time we see the infamous Howland Reed at the Tower of Joy
- Ser Arthur Dayne twists his sword the same way Jamie Lannister does before the fight (He trained Jamie)
- Danye is cutting through fools like Darth Maul on Endor
- So much for that legendary Honor Ned... you killed Dayne after he was stabbed in the back
- The three eyed raven is the scrambled playboy channel back in the day... never lets you finish the scene and takes Bran back to the Groot cave
- HBO presents: The Real Housewives of Vaes Dothrak introducing the new outsider ex wife Danaerys
- I am breaker of chains, the unburnt, Danaerys Stormborn, blah blah blah ... No one cares that you're from New York Khaleesi
- "I thought he would conquer the world with me at his side" is actually the name of the widows book club.
- Varys decides to trick off with fine ass Vala for information on the sons of the Harpy
- Tyrion is trying to have a salacious conversation with a couple of autistic kids in Missendrei and Young Obama
- Kings Landing Gargamel offers kids candy like a true pedophile for intel around the 7 kingdom. Using those wire season 4 snitch team rules with the kids
- Cersei reveals her plans for a trial by combat with the Mountain vs the sparrows
- Maester Pycelle always taking shit and almost shits on himself when Cersei and Jamie arrive at the small council
- Queen of thornes Lady Olenna with the liquid swords “You’re not the queen; you’re not married to the king; I do appreciate that these things can get a bit confusing in your family”
- Tommen always walks into the room as if he's just finished listening to a Adele & Drake mixtape
- Bernie Sparrow won't let Cersei see her daughter because she gave speeches to Wall Street
- Arya gets her Hellen Keller Jedi training montage while she passes her oral exam
- No one can see her... the Stark formerly known as Arya can see again
- Does the North Remember? Smalljon Umber refuses to kneel to Ramsay but offers him a gift and calls the Karstarks pedophiles
- Rickon the Maggie Simpson of the Stark family returns.... looking like he works on a food truck in Austin
- People keep dropping Stark kids off to the Boltons like housewarming gifts.
- Ramsey's dick is harder than Captain America's shield now because Rickon is about to become Reek 2: Torture Boogaloo
- RIP Grey Wind, Lady and ShaggyDog.... #DireWolfLivesMatter
- Ser Allister Throne has his moment... he's Col Jessup and gave Jon a code red unapologetically. The 7 kingdoms want him on that wall; they need him on that wall.
- Thorne is that person on the job that never will be impressed by you. Jon dies and comes back and he's still unimpressed "you'll be fighting battles forever" ...you can't even die right
- Olly refuses to show any remorse... he's like Ice Cube on Amerikkka's most. Got any last words ? Yeah Fuck all ya'll SWITCH
- Olly learned that you can only stab people in the back on your job (never the front)
- Does Olly look more constipated before or after the noose....?
- "Your flight leaves at 8, my flight lands at 9" is the Stark family slogan. That family will never be reunited while Jon leaves as Sansa to arrive at Castle Black
- My watch has ended... is how many people will quit their jobs this week #MambaOut
- I respect him, but I gotta leave Jon a bad review on Airbnb. Castle Black is a mess
- Get ready for BastardBowl of the snow in Winterfell ...coming soon
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not sure if they always come out fucked up looking in real life, but at least on the show I think that all of the Targaryen's are born of incest, so Daenerys is probably the daughter of her father and his sister.
Nuther brilliant summary 
A man has seen his watch end...and now time to recap episode 3 of Game of Thrones Season 6.
- Jon Snow hyperventilating; Melisandre gives the look of shock you have when you've reached your credit limit but your card still goes through
- Gilly is enjoying the Santa Maria like it's a Carnival cruise line... while Sam vomits.
- Careful Sam, Gilly trying to set you up for that Wildling Child support agency for that baby white walker toddler. Did you sign the birth certificate?
- The three eyed raven is the scrambled playboy channel back in the day... never lets you finish the scene and takes Bran back to the Groot cave
- HBO presents: The Real Housewives of Vaes Dothrak introducing the new outsider ex wife Danaerys
- I am breaker of chains, the unburnt, Danaerys Stormborn, blah blah blah ... No one cares that you're from New York Khaleesi
- Kings Landing Gargamel offers kids candy like a true pedophile for intel around the 7 kingdom. Using those wire season 4 snitch team rules with the kids
- Tommen always walks into the room as if he's just finished listening to a Adele & Drake mixtape
- Bernie Sparrow won't let Cersei see her daughter because she gave speeches to Wall Street
- Arya gets her Hellen Keller Jedi training montage while she passes her oral exam
- People keep dropping Stark kids off to the Boltons like housewarming gifts.
- My watch has ended... is how many people will quit their jobs this week #MambaOut
- Get ready for BastardBowl of the snow in Winterfell ...coming soon
I was waiting on it too!
yep noticed that too. They didn't even try to find a close match. They letting the world know this bitch won't play ball.
did not look at it that way. good point
The Umbers ain't have to do Shaggy Dog like that. So that only leaves Ghost (who hopefully rolled out with Jon even though they didn't show that) and Nymeria who hasn't been seen since Arya set her free in season one.
Maybe Jon and Ghost will cross paths with her.
Maybe Jon and Ghost will cross paths with her.
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Man when they appear them episodes be the best in my opinion of course excluding the Red Wedding that shit will forever be the GOAT
Flat out fucking awesome. Knew you wouldnt miss the shart.. and we gt our first Young Obama reference of 2016. .
No. I like'em to
Can't forget about Summer(Bran's direwolf)...we haven't seen her,since season 3 I think.....
The sword Sir Arthur Dayne was fighting with is one of the most epic swords in the GOT universe called "Dawn".
Just to wield it, you have to be "worthy" and then you are given your own title "Sword of the Morning".
He planted that bish and stood over it like it was a subtitle.... Just in case you need a reminder of who the fuck you are talking to.
GRRM said a one on one between Dayne vs Sir Barristan would be a tie....unless Sir Dayne was wielding Dawn.
Too bad it doesn't protect against backstabs
Just to wield it, you have to be "worthy" and then you are given your own title "Sword of the Morning".
He planted that bish and stood over it like it was a subtitle.... Just in case you need a reminder of who the fuck you are talking to.
GRRM said a one on one between Dayne vs Sir Barristan would be a tie....unless Sir Dayne was wielding Dawn.
Too bad it doesn't protect against backstabs
Ramsay catches more breaks than Dany...
And thats saying something
Was it really Shaggy Dog though? That head look kinda small for a direwolf.
My guess is we are in for a Stark reunion. Including Arya who I believe is being trained to take out Davos because of that defaulted loan.
Damn man....I forgot there was another Stark on here. I thought he been dead. Well i'm sure Ramsey will see to that. This dude don't even have mercy on his own FAther or brother.
I thought he been dead. Well i'm sure Ramsey will see to that. This dude don't even have mercy on his own FAther or brother. 
Her old stand in Rosie Mac left the show last year.
http://www.bgol.us/forum/index.php?...daenerys-targaryen-in-game-of-thrones.845424/
My girl kept telling me that she didn't like the show because of all the negative shit that happens. TO THIS DAY, she is shocked when a "good guy" dies.
Each time I tell her:
This line describes the whole show to me
Shit.....just expect anyone good to die on this show. The bad....either they live or they get it 4 or 5 seasons after they should've already got it.
Her old stand in Rosie Mac left the show last year.
http://www.bgol.us/forum/index.php?threads/meet-rosie-mac-–-the-official-body-double-for-daenerys-targaryen-in-game-of-thrones.845424/
damn Khaleesi's stand in was nice.
lol a granny is standing in nowHer old stand in Rosie Mac left the show last year.
http://www.bgol.us/forum/index.php?threads/meet-rosie-mac-–-the-official-body-double-for-daenerys-targaryen-in-game-of-thrones.845424/
Vala nice! Looks like she had a phatty under that robe too!
I believe she is the same actress from last season who killed one if the unsullied and if Im correct there is a nude scene and pics of her.
Glad you saw it too. lolVala nice! Looks like she had a phatty under that robe too!
Did anyone else think that the end of Bran's flashback sounded like a woman screaming while giving birth? Is that enough to confirm the 'Jon of Houses Targaryen and Stark' fan theory?
And it looked like Eddard heard Bran calling him. Maybe having the power to influence the past is the ultimate power that the three eyed raven is trying to teach Bran.
And it looked like Eddard heard Bran calling him. Maybe having the power to influence the past is the ultimate power that the three eyed raven is trying to teach Bran.
Oh and complete off topic, but damn do the Stark have the wackest armor of any House. It doesn't look good, it doesn't look like it offers much protection, and it doesn't even have a bad ass direwolf logo on it.
Isn't this a friggin spoiler??
I always enjoy a good villain, but damn Sansa is so naive and filled with fairy tales (like most women) ...it's kinda sad seeing her learn the real world
No one is better than Joffery, his wedding was an all star performance
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