sorry tical, your movie sucks. Early Batman V Superman Reviews Are Largely Negative

I would put snyders catalog against nolans any day.

Jay, no offense, fam, but this may be the most ridiculous thing ever uttered on BGOL. And we are talking about a long history of posters saying dumb shit.

Nolan:
  • Memento
  • Insomnia
  • Batman Begins
  • Prestige
  • Dark Knight
  • Inception
  • Dark Knight Rises
  • Interstellar
Synder:
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • 300
  • Watchmen
  • Legends of the Guardian
  • Sucker Punch
  • Man of Steel
  • Batman v Superman

Visually, 300 shits on anything on that list alone.

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No Jay... no son, what're you doing fam?! Whatchutalking bout huh?



I LIKE SNYDER TOO BUT NO...
oNE
 
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No Jay... no son, what're you doing fam?! Whatchutalking bout huh?



I LIKE SNYDER TOO BUT NO...
oNE
Life has always been too short to be dishonest. If I lived for eternity, maybe I can mince my words. But I don't. With batman actually killing people in these films, this movie had proved more enjoyable than all of nolans film combined.

It's interesting listening to people talk about the runtime of this movie, completely forgetting that all of nolans batman films ran longer.
 
when the movie started until it ended


my man was crippled in the start, gets his back broken, than he's fighting better than ever at the end


cops in the sewars for months..no shower, lack of food, lack of rest..but usain bolt it when it comes to the end of the fight..by the way they ran towards nigs with machine guns yet they still win

batman superpunching medal mask off nigs face with his barehands

the first 20 mins was a snoozefest other than the part with the plane heist

catwoman useless presence

bruce wayne movie with a batman appearance


the football field explosion that we already knew that was comin(talk about spoling an epic moment in the trailer)

the fastest recovery from a broken back ever thanks to a rope/sheet( was that guy in there for 3 weeks max)

the useless of liam's daughter and the heartbroken pussy moment when bat gets stabbed... wait a sec his outfit is not knife proof...my god that movie sucked


i actually broke a 13 yr not paying for a movie out of my pocket streak when i went to see this crap and was pissed the fuck off

out that series i still like batman begins over every 1 of them.. that had the better story.. dark knight had the best badguy but take away joker or pay attention to any scene he's not in and dat movie is really so so... joker literally carried dark knight.. batman begins for overall movie


Funny shit, but you're right. DKR was underwhelming. Seemed rushed too. And a city as huge as Gotham where NO ONE can leave, not even sneak out?

Yeah, ok.
 
Funny shit, but you're right. DKR was underwhelming. Seemed rushed too. And a city as huge as Gotham where NO ONE can leave, not even sneak out?

Yeah, ok.
If someone were to sneak out, you would be putting the people left in danger. Bane expected people to snitch on each other. It's sorta like living in the real world. If you see something, say something.
 
from the replies of people who seen this it sounds like DC did what I suspected they would do as far as appearances by Flash and Aquaman. Were they in the movie for some quick cut scene of a couple minutes or did they have major roles in the action?
 
from the replies of people who seen this it sounds like DC did what I suspected they would do as far as appearances by Flash and Aquaman. Were they in the movie for some quick cut scene of a couple minutes or did they have major roles in the action?

Just quick cuts from computer files Batman got from Lexcorp.
 
DKR was very rushed. Scenes just ended abruptly. And I hated that a grown ass man in shape became a cripple. Like they just wanted to force the Knightfall/The Dark Knight Returns mashup of Batman on us.
man there was even a blooper scene..when bane goes rob the bank it's broad daylight, they leave the bank daylight, than they go under a bridge/tunnel it was nightfall..i was like hold on did they juss change the time of day and give no fucks who would notice that... than i hated the corny neckbreaks..at least supes did his shit with flare vs zod..bane was looking sesame street with his shit like some g rated neckbreak..that movie was proof that nolan had all his cards bet on the joker for 2 and 3 and when ledger died he had no plan b for this series..joker was suppose to be in part 2 and 3 and well once ole boy died nolan didn't kno wtf to do...if nolan made a part 4 he prob would've had riddler in it and batman plane would've crashed and batman would've fell into a bunch of lifesize books and batman would've fig out riddler plan using a lil girl personal library as he's floating through space:hmm::hmm:
 
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I knew it was gonna be some bullshit cuz they did'nt show em in the trailers.
Bullshit? How else can you reveal them? Batman didn't even know of superman until he jumped off the helicopter into his beautiful keep renegade.

Lex, being the total genius, was not only able to piece together people's real identity, he was able to unlock and find other super heroes.

The question is, was it all planned? If lex knew batman was coming to the party, wouldn't he have known batman was coming and set up the dummy to throw him off?
 
As a guy whos not a comic book fan...Im taking some of these comments from you comic book nerds and movie critics with a grain of salt.

Yall saying this is trash...but i dont know.

I remember BGOL hyped up the movie Watchmen. I paid my money to go see that shit. After it was over I wanted to kill myself. I was so pissed about wasting my money on the shit. Not only did I waste my money.... but i also had to spend 3+ fucking hours in a big ass theater full of strangers. After that fiasco.... i spent the next couple of years just downloading movies for free off torrents.

I also thought 300 was overrated as well......

I was gonna pay to see Deadpool...then I read the reviews about it being more so funny dialogue than action......so I changed my mind.

The only reason Im paying attention to the reviews of BvS is because im not familiar with the Man of Steel. Im familiar with Batman...but ive never been a Superman watcher.

The reason I like most of the X Men movies is because i like seeing all the action & special effects of each character.
Does BvS have the same amount of action as most of the Batman movies?
If so..then I'll go see it.
Most of the Batman movies have been "dark"...so im not tripping about that.
I just wanna see some old fashion Batman type action.
 
As a guy whos no a comic book fan...Im taking some of these comments from you comic book nerds and movie critics with a grain of salt.

I remember BGOL hyped up the movie Watchmen. I paid my money to go see that shit. After it was over I wanted to kill myself. I was so pissed about wasting my money on the shit. Not only did I waste my money.... but i also had to spend 3+ fucking hours in a big ass theater full of strangers. After that fiasco.... i spent the next couple of years just downloading movies for free off torrents.

I also thought 300 was overrated as well......

I was gonna pay to see Deadpool...then I read the reviews about that it was more so funny dialogue than action......so I changed my mind.

The only reason Im paying attention to the reviews of BvS is because im not familiar with the Man of Steel. Im familiar with Batman...but ive never been a Superman watcher.

The reason I like most of the X Men movies is because i like seeing all the action & special effects of each character.
Is BvS have the same amount of action as most of the Batman movies?
If so..then I'll go see it.
Most of the Batman movies have been "dark"...so im not tripping about that.
I just wanna see some old fashion Batman type action.
This movie is dark. But I'm anti superman so I had a great time.
 
man there was even a blooper scene..when bane goes rob the bank it's broad daylight, they leave the bank daylight, than they go under a bridge/tunnel it was nightfall..i was like hold on did they juss change the time of day and give no fucks who would notice that... than i hated the corny neckbreaks..at least supes did his shit with flare vs zod..bane was looking sesame street with his shit like some g rated neckbreak..that movie was proof that nolan had all his cards bet on the joker for 2 and 3 and when ledger died he had no plan b for this series..joker was suppose to be in part 2 and 3 and well once ole boy died nolan didn't kno wtf to do...if nolan made a part 4 he prob would've had riddler in it and batman plane would've crashed and batman would've fell into a bunch of lifesize books and batman would've fig out riddler plan using a lil girl personal library as he's floating through space:hmm::hmm:

Fuck is a "neckbreak?" The fight scenes??
 
‘Batman v Superman’ is so bad, it could kill plans for a DC film universe

The reviews are out for “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” and the highly anticipated superhero flick is getting slapped around like a purse snatcher who wanders into the Hall of Justice.

The Post’s Lou Lumenick branded it “bloated,” the New Republic deemed it a “joyless slog” and Time Out slammed it as “a $250 million tombstone for a genre in dire need of a break.”

Tell us how you really feel, fellas.

The poisonous word of mouth could prove particularly disastrous — and not just because of the aforementioned $250 million production budget. (The film, opening Thursday night, must reportedly rake in well over $1 billion at the box office just to break even.)

As years of pre-release hype have hammered into our brains, “Batman v Superman” is intended to be the launching pad for DC’s entire cinematic universe — a web of interconnected characters and stories designed to rival what Marvel has successfully done.

Back in 2014, studio Warner Bros., who controls the DC stable of heroes, announced an ambitious slate of 10 films all the way through 2020.


If all went according to plan, we’d get “The Flash” in 2018 and “Shazam” in 2019, for example.

And next year was meant to bring “Justice League Part One,” directed by Zack Snyder of “BvS” and starring Henry Cavill as Superman, Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman and Ben Affleck as Batman, among other spandexed heroes.

Unless you count 2015’s “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” it’s hard to think of a movie in recent history with so much riding on it. Even Marvel’s inaugural film, 2008’s “Iron Man,” escaped similar pressures. Its failure would have been far less embarrassing, in part because, back then, there was no precedent for a cinematic superhero universe.

Now there is, and it’s earning billions for Marvel’s parent Disney, and you have to believe that WB executives wake up sweating every night wondering how to compete.

And now their (less than carefully laid) master plan could be in jeopardy. (“BvS” was reportedly hastily greenlit so the studio could have something to announce at 2013’s Comic Con.)

The question becomes, what now? It’s almost impossible to contemplate, considering how long “BvS” has been in the works and how much the studio has invested in it, but what if it’s a failure?



Oh, it’s going to pull in a lot of cash on its opening weekend. That’s not in doubt. But so did 2014’s “The Amazing Spider-Man 2,” and that movie was so reviled, it killed a planned franchise and forced its studio, Sony, to cut a deal to lend the character to rival Marvel Studios.

If “BvS” underperforms, WB will have a difficult choice to make.

Do they completely scrap the whole line of planned superhero films, reasoning that you can’t build a house on sand?

Next year’s solo “Wonder Woman,” which began filming last November, has apparently wrapped, so we’ll get that one in one form or another.

“Justice League” is reportedly prepped and set to start filming in April, so it seems unlikely that any major changes would be made at the eleventh hour.

But stranger things have happened in Hollywood.

The Internet was buzzing with rumors a few weeks back that the studio was unhappy with Snyder and that he was going to be removed from “Justice League.”

The reports seem to be unfounded, but that doesn’t mean that Snyder’s influence can’t still be downgraded in favor of different voices.

Think of it like George Lucas and the original “Star Wars” trilogy. He launched the thing, but then had the good sense to step back and let others take over. The resulting “The Empire Strikes Back,” written by Lawrence Kasdan and Leigh Brackett and directed by Irvin Kershner, is considered by many to be the finest of the seven films.

Of course, WB could just put its head down and plow ahead, rolling out film after film as they planned back in 2014 and hope for the best. Considering the enormous cost of tent poles and the probable diminishing returns for each successive one (anyone in line for 2020’s “Cyborg” yet?), that strategy seems unthinkable.

Some sort of shift will no doubt have to be made. But what?

Do you start over from scratch with new actors and directors? It could be done, and the move might not be a death knell for the superhero universe. DC, unlike Marvel, allows multiple concurrent iterations of its characters in TV, film and beyond. The Flash who appears every week on The CW’s television show, for example, has no connection to the one who cameos in “BvS.”

So someone could just hit the “reset” button and audiences might let it slide.

Maybe that someone could be George Miller, the man behind “Mad Max.” He was weeks away from filming a “Justice League” movie back in 2008, when it was kiboshed for financial reasons.

Could he be brought back? Would he want to come back? If “BvS” doesn’t break even, someone should pick up the phone.

http://nypost.com/2016/03/24/whats-next-for-batman-v-superman/
 
Bullshit? How else can you reveal them? Batman didn't even know of superman until he jumped off the helicopter into his beautiful keep renegade.

Lex, being the total genius, was not only able to piece together people's real identity, he was able to unlock and find other super heroes.

The question is, was it all planned? If lex knew batman was coming to the party, wouldn't he have known batman was coming and set up the dummy to throw him off?

What I mean is as storytellers there's a million ways they can "reveal" them. If all they was gonna do was have Bruce look at some files on a screen and show em for a quick minute then they should've let that be a surprise. Instead they had us thinking that they would actually be in the fucking movie as a part of the action. This shit is just a rush job to try and catch the success Marvel has with the Avengers.
 
What I mean is as storytellers there's a million ways they can "reveal" them. If all they was gonna do was have Bruce look at some files on a screen and show em for a quick minute then they should've let that be a surprise. Instead they had us thinking that they would actually be in the fucking movie as a part of the action. This shit is just a rush job to try and catch the success Marvel has with the Avengers.
The movie was 2 and half hours long. To explain that, it would have been 3 hours and some change. Unless you're Michael bay, that shit isn't normal.
 
If someone were to sneak out, you would be putting the people left in danger. Bane expected people to snitch on each other. It's sorta like living in the real world. If you see something, say something.

Man do you think they wouldn't have at least ONE motherfucker who'd say fuck everybody I'm outta here?
 
Just got back from it and damn I'm feeling disappointed. I won't go as far to say that I saw a bad movie tonight, but I'm really disappointed. I'm assuming we can talk spoilers in here:
  • Damn will someone please get Clark Kent some fucking antidepressants.
  • Can someone please point out the stand out performance by Henry Cavil, because I'm officially calling him a flat actor. Dude has no emotion. Him and Lois even have a sex scene in a tub and he barely shows a smile the whole time. NO EMOTION in this performance.
  • Jesse Eisenberg was a horrible choice for Lex Luthor. He lacks all the gravitas that Lex Luthor should bring to the screen. The Lex Luthor from Smallville was a better Lex than Eisenberg.
  • They give exactly ZERO fucks to Wonder Woman's origins. I really liked Gal Gadot as the character but if you don't know anything about WW from the comics, this movie ain't helping. And if you do know the character, you'll just be pissed at them making her a fucking meta-human.
  • Hey DC, remember how Marvel spent like 5 years and multiple movies before they got to Avengers. Remember how they introduced each character in their own movie, and then brought them together organically. Remember how they didn't just have a computer file with everyone on it!
  • Maybe it hasn't been long enough since spending 13 hours watching Daredevil and Punisher last weekend, but if your Batman doesn't kill people .... do you're a favor and skip this movie. This Batman was much closer to the Punisher than Batman. This Batman straight murders people. He shot a few people with guns. He hits a guy with the Batmobile. He breaks one guys neck in a way that made the whole audience yell DAMN!!!!
  • Bruce has a Flashpoint dream sequence that goes absolutely no where!!!!
  • No other way to say this .... the story is weak. They move from random Dark Knight Returns adaptions to random Death of Superman adaptions without earning either.
  • Fuck was Doomsday during in this movie. They had a creditable reason for Bats and Supes to team up before Doomsday entered the frame. Besides having a big CGI fight, Doomsday didn't need to be in this movie at all.


Holy shit... you summed up 98% of my main complaints with this movie. Except.. I can't really tell what Cavil's performance was since they only had him as regular Clark Kent for maybe 5 minutes. There was so much potential from the party scene. They could have used that to show Clark the investigator report and have him discover the Bruce Wayne/Batman connection organically... and not just have him randomly call Batman...Bruce at the end.
 
Just got back from it and damn I'm feeling disappointed. I won't go as far to say that I saw a bad movie tonight, but I'm really disappointed. I'm assuming we can talk spoilers in here:
  • Damn will someone please get Clark Kent some fucking antidepressants.
  • Can someone please point out the stand out performance by Henry Cavil, because I'm officially calling him a flat actor. Dude has no emotion. Him and Lois even have a sex scene in a tub and he barely shows a smile the whole time. NO EMOTION in this performance.
  • Jesse Eisenberg was a horrible choice for Lex Luthor. He lacks all the gravitas that Lex Luthor should bring to the screen. The Lex Luthor from Smallville was a better Lex than Eisenberg.
  • They give exactly ZERO fucks to Wonder Woman's origins. I really liked Gal Gadot as the character but if you don't know anything about WW from the comics, this movie ain't helping. And if you do know the character, you'll just be pissed at them making her a fucking meta-human.
  • Hey DC, remember how Marvel spent like 5 years and multiple movies before they got to Avengers. Remember how they introduced each character in their own movie, and then brought them together organically. Remember how they didn't just have a computer file with everyone on it!
  • Maybe it hasn't been long enough since spending 13 hours watching Daredevil and Punisher last weekend, but if your Batman doesn't kill people .... do you're a favor and skip this movie. This Batman was much closer to the Punisher than Batman. This Batman straight murders people. He shot a few people with guns. He hits a guy with the Batmobile. He breaks one guys neck in a way that made the whole audience yell DAMN!!!!
  • Bruce has a Flashpoint dream sequence that goes absolutely no where!!!!
  • No other way to say this .... the story is weak. They move from random Dark Knight Returns adaptions to random Death of Superman adaptions without earning either.
  • Fuck was Doomsday during in this movie. They had a creditable reason for Bats and Supes to team up before Doomsday entered the frame. Besides having a big CGI fight, Doomsday didn't need to be in this movie at all.

Havent seen it the movie myself yet..

but I will say THIS

the dude who played Lex on Smallville was one of the BEST things regularly on that show...

hell he SAVED that show.

he made it his own and is the BEST version of Lex TV or Film.

They should use HIM as the damn blueprint

because he was able to do something even the COMICS have had trouble doing...we sympathized and UNDERSTOOD Lex

They have constantly tried to make Lex like a misunderstood man who loved humans and saw Superman as a threat HE could only see etc...

and it rarely ever works just right.

I thought the relationship between Lex and Clark on TV was very organic and over time really made you understand the character's motivations.
 
Lex made me want to punch the screen. Awful casting.

Batman was great.

Wonder Woman was great.

Too many subplots and falshbacks going on and shit.

Movie was decent.

The extended batman fight in the warehouse was great.

DC needs to get rid of Snyder or let him just co direct the visuals


And dam Tical, where you at playa?
 
Just got back from seeing this for a second time. I thought seeing it in Imax might make the experience better. Sadly, that was not the case. When I walked out of the theater last night I was just disappointed. Right now, I'm fucking pissed. I'm real close to saying fuck this movie and everything it stands for. The only good things about this movie were Bruce, Alfred, and Wonder Woman. Everything else was some bullshit. EVERYTHING!
  • I said before the the story was weak, but I didn't even notice until the second viewing how much you could tell that this script must have went through several re-writes. On one end of the spectrum, they keep telling us how Batman has been active for 20 years. But then they make it seems like this is the first time people ever saw him. The Gotham cops at the beginning seemed like the cops out of Batman Year One when the cops still just thought that Batman was a rumor. And when Bats saved Martha she acted like she had never even heard of him before. In this universe Gotham and Metropolis are right across the street from each other. Hell you could see the Bat signal from top of LexCorp in Metropolis. And somehow Clark is only now developing a beef with Batman's tactics and Martha has never heard of the Batman .... FOHWTBS
  • Oh and for a Batman that has been active for 20 years, how has he never heard of metahumans until now? Fuck he been doing for 20 years? Murdering criminals indiscriminately and branding pedo fucks. And damn does he murder people in this movie. There isn't one scene with Bats fighting bad guys where he didn't murk a few.
  • Damn white woman age horribly. Amy Adams looked bad in this. I used to think that her and Isla Fisher looked like twins. Not any more. Amy looks like she could play Isla Fisher's mom now. Man of Steel was only 3 years ago .... damn white woman age horribly.
  • Were those parademons in Batman's Mad Max dream sequence because FUCKING WHY?!?!? How would this Batman even know what parademons are to be having nightmares about them.
  • AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE FLASH DOING IN THIS MOVIE. That scene would have been better served as a after-credit teaser than a actually part of the movie. The majority of the audience didn't even know who he was. I had to explain the speed force to the girl I was with and even then she was looking at me like :confused:. And that scene goes NO WHERE! Totally wasted Easter egg that didn't need to be in the movie.
 
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Would someone please be kind enough to find that thread where people were guaranteeing that this movie would do a billion?
I'm trying hard to remember who the posters were that ran me down saying I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about because I said that this movie probably would make that much.

I said it in that thread and I'll say it again here, THIS MOVIE AIN'T DOING A BILLION! Movies don't do a billion just because two iconic characters that we've always wanted to see together are finally together (cough AVP cough Freddy v Jason).
Movies do a billion because great word of mouth and people wanting to see it multiple times in the theater. This movie will break all kinds of records this weekend, but word of mouth is going to kill this movie before it gets anywhere near a billion.
 
The Exact Moment Ben Affleck Realized ‘Batman v Superman’ Sucks
He hasn’t felt this low since “Gigli.”
03/25/2016 12:13 pm ET



When it comes to bad action movies, we’ve all Ben there and done that. But “Batman v Superman“ was supposed to be different.

It had a great cast, and it had all the hype. Like, c’mon. This movie was supposed to kick off the beginnings of “The Justice League” franchise.

Then reviews came out, and they weren’t good.

In an interview with Yahoo, the cast was asked for their opinion on the reviews, and Ben Affleck’s blank response is genuinely just the saddest thing. And if that wasn’t enough, someone set it to Simon & Garfunkel’s “The Sound of Silence.”

After seeing the movie, all we can say about Affleck’s reaction is, “We agree.”

“Batman v Superman” is in theaters now.

:hmm: :lol: it prolly will still bust the bank at the box office.
 
Just got back from seeing this for a second time. I thought seeing it in Imax might make the experience better. Sadly, that was not the case. When I walked out of the theater last night I was just disappointed. Right now, I'm fucking pissed. I'm real close to saying fuck this movie and everything it stands for. The only good things about this movie were Bruce, Alfred, and Wonder Woman. Everything else was some bullshit. EVERYTHING!
  • I said before the the story was weak, but I didn't even notice until the second viewing how much you could tell that this script must have went through several re-writes. On one end of the spectrum, they keep telling us how Batman has been active for 20 years. But then they make it seems like this is the first time people ever saw him. The Gotham cops at the beginning seemed like the cops out of Batman Year One when the cops still just thought that Batman was a rumor. And when Bats saved Martha she acted like she had never even heard of him before. In this universe Gotham and Metropolis are right across the street from each other. Hell you could see the Bat signal from top of LexCorp in Metropolis. And somehow Clark is only now developing a beef with Batman's tactics and Martha has never heard of the Batman .... FOHWTBS
  • Oh and for a Batman that has been active for 20 years, how has he never heard of metahumans until now? Fuck he been doing for 20 years? Murdering criminals indiscriminately and branding pedo fucks. And damn does he murder people in this movie. There isn't one scene with Bats fighting bad guys where he didn't murk a few.
  • Damn white woman age horribly. Amy Adams looked bad in this. I used to think that her and Isla Fisher looked like twins. Not any more. Amy looks like she could play Isla Fisher's mom now. Man of Steel was only 3 years ago .... damn white woman age horribly.
  • Were those parademons in Batman's Mad Max dream sequence because FUCKING WHY?!?!? How would this Batman even know what parademons are to be having nightmares about them.
  • AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE FLASH DOING IN THIS MOVIE. That scene would have been better served as a after-credit teaser than a actually part of the movie. The majority of the audience didn't even know who he was. I had to explain the speed force to the girl I was with and even then she was looking at me like :confused:. And that scene goes NO WHERE! Totally wasted Easter egg that didn't need to be in the movie.

Snyder needs to get the can as well as David Goyer

If the story was written right, they would have explained that Batman has been active for 20 years, but was retired for some time because the death of Robin and other people.

David Ayer the director for Suicide Squad explained that Batman has had a long history and captured all the members of the Suicide Squad, I have more faith in him as a director than Snyder.

Shit if garbage ass Iron Man 3 did a billion than this movie can, B v S is a decent film, but the plot is all over the place and too many flashbacks that don't explain shit,
 
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Just got back from seeing this for a second time. I thought seeing it in Imax might make the experience better. Sadly, that was not the case. When I walked out of the theater last night I was just disappointed. Right now, I'm fucking pissed. I'm real close to saying fuck this movie and everything it stands for. The only good things about this movie were Bruce, Alfred, and Wonder Woman. Everything else was some bullshit. EVERYTHING!
  • I said before the the story was weak, but I didn't even notice until the second viewing how much you could tell that this script must have went through several re-writes. On one end of the spectrum, they keep telling us how Batman has been active for 20 years. But then they make it seems like this is the first time people ever saw him. The Gotham cops at the beginning seemed like the cops out of Batman Year One when the cops still just thought that Batman was a rumor. And when Bats saved Martha she acted like she had never even heard of him before. In this universe Gotham and Metropolis are right across the street from each other. Hell you could see the Bat signal from top of LexCorp in Metropolis. And somehow Clark is only now developing a beef with Batman's tactics and Martha has never heard of the Batman .... FOHWTBS
  • Oh and for a Batman that has been active for 20 years, how has he never heard of metahumans until now? Fuck he been doing for 20 years? Murdering criminals indiscriminately and branding pedo fucks. And damn does he murder people in this movie. There isn't one scene with Bats fighting bad guys where he didn't murk a few.
  • Damn white woman age horribly. Amy Adams looked bad in this. I used to think that her and Isla Fisher looked like twins. Not any more. Amy looks like she could play Isla Fisher's mom now. Man of Steel was only 3 years ago .... damn white woman age horribly.
  • Were those parademons in Batman's Mad Max dream sequence because FUCKING WHY?!?!? How would this Batman even know what parademons are to be having nightmares about them.
  • AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE FLASH DOING IN THIS MOVIE. That scene would have been better served as a after-credit teaser than a actually part of the movie. The majority of the audience didn't even know who he was. I had to explain the speed force to the girl I was with and even then she was looking at me like :confused:. And that scene goes NO WHERE! Totally wasted Easter egg that didn't need to be in the movie.

A man gives a fair review ...I want to see it one more time as well. Before I grant DC and Zack Snyder the gift of the many faced God

Valar Dohaeris
 
Batman v Superman On Track for March Box Office Record

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Who would win in a fight between Batman and Superman? The answer, of course, is Warner Bros. Early reports are indicatingthat Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is on track to earn more than $78 million today and somewhere between $160 to $175 million by the end of the weekend. That would make it clobber the currentrecord for a March opening weekend, held by 2012's The Hunger Games, which clocked in around $152.5 million.

A significant portion of this weekend's ticket sales come from massive preorders made before the tentpole flick's massively negative reviews started rolling in. The next few weeks will reveal whether those critical words just bounce off of the movie like so many bullets fired at Superman's bulging pecs.
 
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