sorry tical, your movie sucks. Early Batman V Superman Reviews Are Largely Negative

zod was that dude and so was his crew..it was fun watching how that chick own the military and supes..it was fun watching zod goin at it with supes..it was fun watching zod go in full fuck it mode when supes eliminated the whole reason zod existed...a great bad guy makes a fucking movie and as far as dc is concern they've had the best two zod/joker...damn near every marvel bad guy has sucked or been worthless..the best badguy they had was bucky which is funny being that hands down winter soldier was the best marvel film..it also was the least campy film to..that's why they goin with the serious civil war mode also

Bruh, niggas want a comedy/comic book movie, not really wanting a straight uo comic book movie. Furthermore, I don't understand how dudes who ain't goin' to see it anyways should have any complaints.
 
How many jokes are being cracked in the Batman and Superman comics? How many jokes were cracked in the Dark Knight Returns graphic novel. Hell, the Avengers were my favorite book as a kid and there was hardly any joking around in them.

If the source material isn't jokey jokey, why do the movies have to be?

Good questions. None of those Batman graphic novels have anything campy no jokes or "fun".
 
fanboy..nig i don't own stock in either company so there's no need for me to root for either team..but as far as a person who watches movies marvel bad guys suck in fact a lot of marvel films hasn't been great to tell u the truth..2 out of 3 iron men sucked and the first was ok...avengers 2 was wack..winter soldier is been the best thing they put out..even avengers was lacking to me loki was very forgettable and the 1000 foot soldiers yay juss a bunch of expendable nigs... joker hands down carried dark knight without him that movie would've been blah and my man zod and crew held man of steel down... dc for bad guys marvel for whatever campy crap people like...i actually hate the concept of supes fighting a human and thought they should go with another badguy

Yeah, their villains have been scaled back big time and watered down. And I agree with u. I ain't indulging in any fanboyism. Nann one of those companies pay me.
 
Right them niggas ain't paying me shit


And I liked Dark Knoght Rises more than Dark Knight


BANE WAS THAT FUCKING NIGGA

I don't care what nobody says

Marvel didn't get poppin till winter solider and Bucky flexin wit Knives and hand to hand combat

Shit was whicked. And Sam jackson truck

Rest was ass
 
Just got back from the movie. Jesse Eisenberg sucked. Batman was awesome. Wonder Woman kicked ass. Superman took a back seat in this film.

Good film. Not great, but pretty good for comic geeks like me.
like i said supes playing a fucking cameo in what was originally suppose to be his sequel...they juss kicked his series in the nuts to bring back batman
 
Ok the movie is not terrible, but not great.
I was entertained..
I love gal Gadot's wonder Woman. :inlove:

I didn't like Jesse Eisenberg, dude was hamming it up in all his scenes.

Ben Affleck did a decent job as Bats.
Cavill did a decent SuperMan.
The cameo's of Cyborg, Flash, and AquaMan were hella weak.
There was so many plotholes...
Also I felt like I was watching 5 different films all at once. :lol::lol:
I am not mad at this movie because I saw it for free.

I give BVS with its clunky somewhat rushed paced movie a solid 5.75 out of 10.
 
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Man.... I liked this flick a lot. As I said I came out wanting to do some pushups. It is Batman's movie and an intro into Justice Leagues movies.
I know MOS 2 is going to be a lighter flick. May peep it again. It is a good time to be a movie fan.
 
Right them niggas ain't paying me shit


And I liked Dark Knoght Rises more than Dark Knight


BANE WAS THAT FUCKING NIGGA

I don't care what nobody says

Marvel didn't get poppin till winter solider and Bucky flexin wit Knives and hand to hand combat

Shit was whicked. And Sam jackson truck

Rest was ass

Anyone who preferred DK Rises over the TDK I can't take them serious. Rises was an awful movie.
 
I liked the movie, just too much jumping and shit going on with the plot and all them damn flash backs and shit.

Afleck killed it, wonder woman was great.

The extended fight scene with batman in the warehouse was great.

Shit was better than the DK rises.

Shit could have been better but im not disappointed.

Snyder needs help with his stories

But wtf at the flashes suit
 
my thoughts.the acting was good from all the major characters..especially Ben Affleck as Batman..he gets props for being a really dark, brutal Batman..but the main thing I had an issue about this movie that brought it down some..the story..there were multiple storylines that didn't really tie into each very well and at times all over the place..but I can't tell if it was lazy writing or really bad editing...I guess i will have to wait until the director's cut thats Rated R comes out later this year.
 
Right them niggas ain't paying me shit


And I liked Dark Knoght Rises more than Dark Knight


BANE WAS THAT FUCKING NIGGA

I don't care what nobody says

Marvel didn't get poppin till winter solider and Bucky flexin wit Knives and hand to hand combat

Shit was whicked. And Sam jackson truck

Rest was ass

Whicked tho'. :lol:
 
What made rises awful?
when the movie started until it ended


my man was crippled in the start, gets his back broken, than he's fighting better than ever at the end


cops in the sewars for months..no shower, lack of food, lack of rest..but usain bolt it when it comes to the end of the fight..by the way they ran towards nigs with machine guns yet they still win

batman superpunching medal mask off nigs face with his barehands

the first 20 mins was a snoozefest other than the part with the plane heist

catwoman useless presence

bruce wayne movie with a batman appearance


the football field explosion that we already knew that was comin(talk about spoling an epic moment in the trailer)

the fastest recovery from a broken back ever thanks to a rope/sheet( was that guy in there for 3 weeks max)

the useless of liam's daughter and the heartbroken pussy moment when bat gets stabbed... wait a sec his outfit is not knife proof...my god that movie sucked


i actually broke a 13 yr not paying for a movie out of my pocket streak when i went to see this crap and was pissed the fuck off

out that series i still like batman begins over every 1 of them.. that had the better story.. dark knight had the best badguy but take away joker or pay attention to any scene he's not in and dat movie is really so so... joker literally carried dark knight.. batman begins for overall movie
 
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Y'all talking about a directors cut on an already 2 1/2 hour movie:smh:

Let Snyder do a directors cut this shit will have the same running time as a miniseries, he'll turn that shit into The People vs. O. J. Simpson :lol:
 
Just got back from it and damn I'm feeling disappointed. I won't go as far to say that I saw a bad movie tonight, but I'm really disappointed. I'm assuming we can talk spoilers in here:
  • Damn will someone please get Clark Kent some fucking antidepressants.
  • Can someone please point out the stand out performance by Henry Cavil, because I'm officially calling him a flat actor. Dude has no emotion. Him and Lois even have a sex scene in a tub and he barely shows a smile the whole time. NO EMOTION in this performance.
  • Jesse Eisenberg was a horrible choice for Lex Luthor. He lacks all the gravitas that Lex Luthor should bring to the screen. The Lex Luthor from Smallville was a better Lex than Eisenberg.
  • They give exactly ZERO fucks to Wonder Woman's origins. I really liked Gal Gadot as the character but if you don't know anything about WW from the comics, this movie ain't helping. And if you do know the character, you'll just be pissed at them making her a fucking meta-human.
  • Hey DC, remember how Marvel spent like 5 years and multiple movies before they got to Avengers. Remember how they introduced each character in their own movie, and then brought them together organically. Remember how they didn't just have a computer file with everyone on it!
  • Maybe it hasn't been long enough since spending 13 hours watching Daredevil and Punisher last weekend, but if your Batman doesn't kill people .... do you're a favor and skip this movie. This Batman was much closer to the Punisher than Batman. This Batman straight murders people. He shot a few people with guns. He hits a guy with the Batmobile. He breaks one guys neck in a way that made the whole audience yell DAMN!!!!
  • Bruce has a Flashpoint dream sequence that goes absolutely no where!!!!
  • No other way to say this .... the story is weak. They move from random Dark Knight Returns adaptions to random Death of Superman adaptions without earning either.
  • Fuck was Doomsday during in this movie. They had a creditable reason for Bats and Supes to team up before Doomsday entered the frame. Besides having a big CGI fight, Doomsday didn't need to be in this movie at all.
 
like i said supes playing a fucking cameo in what was originally suppose to be his sequel...they juss kicked his series in the nuts to bring back batman
100% Truth!

This could have been called "Batman 4-guest starring Superman".

Batman is more than established, coming off of the Nolan trilogy in 2012. MoS was what needed deeper rooting. Superman should have had a true Superman-specific sequel, and this should have happened after a MoS 2. Seems like DC/WB is trying to get to Justice League so quick they shitted on Superman.

By the way, Ben Affleck killed it as Batman!
 
And I liked Dark Knoght Rises more than Dark Knight

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Honestly, I was never excited about this film. The trailors looked boring. My notion about this movie/ DC cinematic universe taking itself waaayyy to seriously, was on point. Jessie whatshisface is not Lex Luthor in the slightest. Revisiting the batman origin AGAIN is fucking redundant. Personally I believe they should make a Bat vs Sups adapted from Frank Miller's Dark Knight Saga. It would make more sense. Why not have a universe where the hero's are already established?

Fam I agree with everything you said BUT this aint an origin story. Batman was already established in this universe. Matter fact, he had to dust off his gear and get back into shape to make a comeback. Matter fcat, they are all already established, only newbie here is Supes.



oNE
 
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