Beyonce got another cop killed

Man I just bought 7 tickets to Beyonce concert yesterday; Im thinking why the fuck did I buy these tickets; the power of pussy; i luv it...
 
When I was a kid, I read that it was impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Man, for the next week or so, I was sneezing in front of mirrors to see if I could do that shit.

Yo....you ever try to stop peeing once you start. It's impossible....and fucking hurts.
 
Did I mention my coffee is really good today:


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My friend works at a beauty salon and does waxing and shit. She said women come in their getting Brazilians and their asses be reeking like they just shit and didn't wipe. Bad bitches dimes and shit. You nasty hoes you!!
 
Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Dre, Beyonce, Jay-Z have to much money for whites to trust them. And at a time when we are trying to wake up and get control of ourselves. But that was kind of ridicules saying that. But never under estimate what they will do or try watch your back.
 
why is rubbing your belly with one hand counterclockwise while patting your head with your other hand more difficult than rubbing your belly clockwise with one hand while patting your head with the other hand ?.

Just tried it. It's actually quite easy regardless of hand or direction
 
When I was a kid, I read that it was impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Man, for the next week or so, I was sneezing in front of mirrors to see if I could do that shit.
So did you succeed or not muthafucka!!?


Try beatin off, while rubbin your belly and sneezin with your eyes open while lookin in a mirror.
Faggit.

Was the shooter white?

Anyway I'm going to Peter Luga steakhouse for lunch..
They sale donuts? Had no idea.

I hope Anderson Silva ain't rusty when he fights this weekend.
Props on the reminder. Totally forgot it was coming up.
 
I wonder if I should get Tom Clancy's The Division for xbox one.... everyone says it's good
 
The dealerships attempt to make more money off the consumer by making it difficult to replace the lightbulbs to the headlights on your car.

You have to take the whole grill off on a ford fusion to do it!!!
 
The dealerships attempt to make more money off the consumer by making it difficult to replace the lightbulbs to the headlights on your car.

You have to take the whole grill off on a ford fusion to do it!!!

You ever notice how headlights never need to be changed in the summer when it's nice outside?? I swear it's a fucking conspiracy!!
 
my aunt had to go to the hospital last night she had a boil in her ass crack
 
Game! Did NOT know that! :yes: Had me thinking there was nothing else to worry about today!
Check with them 1st. I know one time I changed my oil and took it to my local Autozone and the manager told me the oil container was full so they weren't able to take it. Shit sat in my garage so long I forgot about it.
 
There this really good seafood spot in Brooklyn by Rockaway Ave
They stream the shrimps, lobster and fish and season it right
I'm headed there in a few
I think they close at 8 so I got time
 
Clearly it was their lords will.



Only time I find myself in a church is when someone dies. However, I'll gladly attend if I am allowed to speak to the congregation about the origins of Judaic, Catholic and Islamic belief systems as well as who the original people are.

Nigga. If I ever catch you speaking on Islam. :hmm:
 
Nigga. If I ever catch you speaking on Islam. :hmm:

Kike please. Allah is a woman. The deity Allāt rebranded Allah. You and your sand nigga cousins spread across northern Afrika like a virus. It was you sand niggas that taught the European how to enslave and decimate Afrikans. Fuck you and your fake ass religion you all grafted from Afrikans.

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Allāt on a camel. Bas-relief from Taif, Saudi Arabia, around 100 AD
 
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