NBA Christmas wish lists: One thing that could really help every team
By Eye on Basketball staff / None
December 23, 2015 04:12 PM ET
Christmas is upon us, and what is Christmas without a little gift wishing? Right now, every GM in the NBA is sitting at his desk wishing his team had something it currently doesn't. Even Bob Myers out in Warrior land. Every team could use something -- be it a deal for a player currently on another team, or getting more out of one, or a few of, your own. And these are real wishes -- things that aren't asking for the moon or
LeBron James to suddenly demand a trade to your team for pennies on the dollar.
Well, you can wish for that. But you won't get it. You might, however, be able to get a few of the things on this list.
So what do you say, Santa? Got time to slide down a few NBA chimneys? Here's one thing that would really help every team in the Association:
San Antonio Spurs
Danny Green's jumper. Where has it gone? If Santa can give the gift of marksmanship back to Green, who has shot 42.3 percent from 3-point range in his four previous seasons but is making only 29.5 percent of his 3s this year, then the Spurs will truly have everything. It's a testament to how great they've been this season that this has barely been a story.
Dallas Mavericks
Another playmaker. I'm not necessarily saying the Mavericks miss
Monta Ellis, but the Mavs have the fewest shot attempts inside five feet of any team in the NBA. They could use some easier opportunities, and a slasher who can get into the paint and create for himself and others would really help. Of course, this is another way of saying that it would be nice if Santa delivered Dallas a fully healthy
Chandler Parsons.
Memphis Grizzlies
Every Christmas, the Grizzlies are hoping for the same thing. They keep trying to find it in the draft, the trade market and/or free agency, but they can never quite get the sort of shooting necessary to win big in today's NBA. Memphis, like the rest of the league, would love to find several two-way players who can stretch the floor wrapped up nicely for them in a couple of days. It seems unlikely.
Houston Rockets
Houston is that kid who can't decide what to ask for. Some health for
Dwight Howard, some defense for
James Harden, some magical potion to fix the
Ty Lawson situation? The Rockets have a lot of things to figure out, even though they've found a few wins of late. I'd probably give them the magic Lawson potion, as he hasn't looked like himself for a single second this season.
New Orleans Pelicans
A mulligan. More than perhaps any team, the Pelicans would love to start this season over again this holiday season. This team was an injured mess at the start of the year, and it hasn't recovered even as players have returned to the lineup. Give Alvin Gentry a proper training camp with a full roster and see if he can make this group into something functional.
Charlotte Hornets
The Hornets want Santa to bring them peace on Earth, good will toward men. You know why? They don't need anything basketball-wise. They honestly don't. You can say they're not contenders, and that's probably true, but not every team can have title aspirations. The Hornets are the best version of themsleves, and that's all any team can ask for. They're a great shooting team that plays terrific defense and rebounds incredibly well (they are No.2 in allowing the lowest opponent rebound percentage). They also have a great bench, the starters are contributing, and even
Frank Kaminsky has looked good. Seriously, nothing but good cheer for the Hornets.
Washington Wizards
Something to change with the coaching. All Randy Wittman did was adapt the system that everyone asked for, but it just hasn't worked. Their defense is a total disaster and their offense hasn't clicked either.
Marcin Gortat looks miserable trying to cover for everyone else on defense, and
John Wall has been trying to carry the team on his shoulders. It's not working, and this team is too talented to fall this far. Something's gotta change.
Orlando Magic
An
Elfrid Payton jumpshot. Their talented point guard is having a really good season, but he's shooting 41 percent from the field and 31 percent from 3-point range. If they could just get a little bit better shooting from Payton, they'd be in a really good spot offensively, instead of where they rank, 20th. The Magic are still having a great season, but they need to be able to spread the defense out better with improved shooting from Payton.
Miami Heat
They're asking Santa for some beakers and a test tube... because they need offensive chemistry. They need better flow, and that means
Goran Dragic and
Chris Bosh getting the pick-and-pop going, and Dragic being able to find Wade on the cut better, and basically... Goran Dragic playing better overall. But their problems go beyond just Dragic. They lack consistent ball movement, which Chris Bosh has said makes it hard for him to find shots consistently. Miami has all the makings of a serious Eastern Conference contender, but until they get their 17th-ranked offense to flow better, they'll hit a ceeiling somewhere short of that. They can't shoot 3-pointers, but that's not going to change -- they don't have shooters. They have to find better shots with what they have.
Atlanta Hawks
Better rebounding. The Hawks have had weak rebounding numbers the past couple of seasons; it's their one big weakness outside of star power. They rank 28th in offensive rebound percentage and 25th in defensive rebound percentage. Most of this is because they use two talented, versatile bigs in
Al Horford and
Paul Millsap, neither of which is a great rebounder.
Tiago Splitter is also only grabbing 14 percent of all rebounds when he's on the floor. This is a problem. The Hawks haven't had the great offensive flow from last year; they're not the same team without
DeMarre Carroll. But they'd be much better if they had someone who could come in and control the glass. Whether that can work next to Millsap and Horford is a more complicated question.
Toronto Raptors
The Raptors want Santa to put the entire team in the back of his sleigh and fly them out of the first round. For the third straight season, the Raptors are having a strong regular season. But this has happened before and after securing top seeds in the last two postseasons, Toronto has failed to make it out of the first round. With the addition of DeMarre Carroll and
Luis Scola, the Raptors are looking like one of the top teams in the East. But they may need some Christmas magic to help them in the playoffs this year. The East is deep.
Boston Celtics
Boston's GM Danny Ainge is not keeping his holiday list a secret. Appearing on Boston sports radio Ainge said that he wants to add another "reliable scorer." Boston's offense is not far from the bottom of the league so Ainge's wish can't be granted soon enough. Boston has plenty of assets to potentially trade for a go-to scorer so maybe with some help from Santa, Ainge can mastermind a deal for the Celtics. Also, as a bonus, Boston sure would like the Nets to keep stinking as the Celtics get Brooklyn's pick next year, which obviously could end up being a very high selection.
New York Knicks
The Knicks need a better starting point guard.
Jose Calderon is a fine player but he is the Knicks' weakest link in their starting lineup. Calderon is averaging a career low in assists and his defense leaves a lot to be desired. The Knicks may already have a better point guard in
Langston Galloway, who has been a solid backup guard in 20-plus minutes a game, so they could just look at switching up their starting lineup.
Brooklyn Nets
With no draft picks for years, the Nets can only hope that Santa brings them some sort of future pick. Brooklyn mortgaged away their future by trading for
Kevin Garnett and
Paul Pierce two years ago, now they are not only one of the worst teams in the league, but there seems to be no end in sight. Maybe Santa can help the Nets get a pick by finding a willing trade partner for
Joe Johnson, who is having an off year but is still a capable scorer.
Philadelphia 76ers
Just make this whole deal of bringing Jerry Colangelo on board as worthwhile as every Philly fan -- and frankly, ever NBA fan -- is hoping it will be. Colangelo knows how to build teams. We know that. And while the Sixers are a mess unlike any other, there is some talent there in
Jahlil Okafor and
Nerlens Noel -- and don't forget about
Joel Embiid, if he ever steps on an NBA court. Please, Santa. Whatever you can do. Sincerely, The Process.
Cleveland Cavaliers
We can talk about keeping
Kevin Loveinvolved or keeping
Kyrie Irving healthy, but however it happens, this Cavs season is only about one thing: winning a title. Preferably, they'd like to win it against the
Golden State Warriors. Irving thinks they would've won last year had he stayed healthy. Who's to say if he's right, but either way, this is a rematch every NBA fan would want to see. Perhaps Santa can make that happen.
Indiana Pacers
The Pacers need Santa to help speed up
Myles Turner's recovery. Playing only eight games this season, Turner fractured his left thumb early and is expected to be back around the new year. Turner showed some skill and looked to be a promising player when he playedm but his injury may set him back a bit. If Santa can somehow make Turner return at full strength, then Indiana's postseason chances become even stronger as he can provide some much needed depth.
Chicago Bulls
This may be some black Christmas magic but the Bulls could use
Derrick Rose to regain some of his athleticism. Beyond that, let's just get everyone on the same page. We're hearing talks of bickering in the locker room and
Jimmy Butler says Fred Hoiberg should coach them harder and
Joakim Noah says they need better camaraderie. Let's just button all this up. This is a good team if they can get out of their own way. And figure out their identity. And their lineups. Got all that, Santa?
Detroit Pistons
The Pistons need
Brandon Jennings to be holly and jolly coming off the bench. Jennings has said that he is comfortable in a bench role but has also been a starting point guard for most of his career, so the transition may not be as smooth as he thinks it will be. Detroit has a real shot at making the playoffs this season and if Jennings can lead the Pistons' second unit, their postseason chances will only get stronger.
Milwaukee Bucks
Santa needs to get the Bucks the Delorean from Back to the Future. Milwaukee is a super young team and may have overachieved last season by making the playoffs. If they can somehow fast forward a few years into the future, Milwaukee's young core will be all grown up and could potentially be one of the league's best teams. Of course if Santa can't actually give them time travel, he can give them the gift of patience. Something the Bucks will need as they suffer through their growing pains.
Oklahoma City Thunder
The best holiday gift for the Thunder is an answer at the shooting guard position. The three options the Thunder have at the 2-guard right now are
Andre Roberson,
Dion Waitersand
Anthony Morrow. Roberson is a staunch defender with a broken, scared jumper. Waiters is a fun-house mirror of basketball decisions at all times. Morrow struggles defensively but he's one of the deadliest 3-point shooters in NBA history. They need consistency there to help defend and stretch the floor for
Kevin Durant and
Russell Westbrook. The answer to this probably doesn't exist on their roster, but it might be the only thing keeping them from being in the same class as the Warriors and Spurs.
Portland Trail Blazers
Give
Damian Lillard a running mate inside for the holidays. While the defensive complications of having a C.J. McCollum-Damian Lillard backcourt certainly exist, you can see the firepower of that backcourt. But they still need a big man to team up with and they need him to be really good. Losing
LaMarcus Aldridge hurt, but what's done is done. Where do they go from here to not waste this backcourt?
Utah Jazz
Just give the Utah Jazz their
Rudy Gobertback. At this point the Jazz know they're nothing more than a learning playoff team with 7- or 8-seed aspirations, but Quin Snyder needs to keep developing the identity and move forward with that process, and he can't do it without Gobert in the middle. As good as
Derrick Favors has been in Gobert's absence, he's that much better with the two of them on the floor together. Bring back the Stifle Tower and make sure the knee is sturdy.
Minnesota Timberwolves
Andrew Wiggins could really use a handle in his stocking this Christmas.
Karl-Anthony Towns is a monster who is already putting up historical numbers as a rookie. Wiggins, a dynamic scorer, is a capable running mate, but he still needs to open up his game with a better handle. Once that develops, he's going to be impossible to stop. He gets to the free throw line a ton and will be in better rhythm on a lot of jumpers with that handle. This is one of the most promising two-man combinations for a rebuilding franchise we've seen. When Wiggins can get anywhere he wants, the defense can only pray.
Denver Nuggets
Give
Emmanuel Mudiay that jumper the Nuggets need him to have so badly. The Nuggets appear to be happy sacrificing some wins to bring Mudiay along, with the hope that in the second half of his rookie season, that will start leading to more wins. The learning curve with Mudiay could be pretty quick. He will need to find a way to put the ball in the basket, whether it's by becoming a super finisher at the rim, a threat with his jumper, or an expert free throw shooter. I'm picking the jumper for Mudiay because with that, his physical attributes could make him the next big thing.
Golden State Warriors
The Warriors' best gift idea would be the Spurs and/or the Thunder in the playoffs this coming postseason. Sixty-seven wins and a title wasn't enough. A historical point differential wasn't enough. A 24-0 start wasn't enough. Some people are still sore their favorite team isn't as good as the Warriors so they try to dismiss it by saying they haven't played anybody. I don't believe the Warriors are scared of anybody in the West and would welcome a matchup with the Spurs or Thunder or both in the playoffs to take care of business and prove they're real champions. And really, that's a gift that gives to everybody out there if we get to see this.
Los Angeles Clippers
A bench. Oh man does this team need a bench for Christmas. Paul Pierce has been virtually useless so far, although you got him for a playoff run.
Austin Rivers' defense has been good but his offense is horrendous. We don't even know what
Lance Stephenson is doing half the time out there.
Josh Smithhasn't had a decent true shooting percentage since President Obama's first administration. Even
Jamal Crawford has a TS% under 50. Give
Chris Paul and
Blake Griffin some help off the bench. Let's see this team become a real contender.
Sacramento Kings
Some calm, structure, and help for
DeMarcus Cousins. The Kings are barely a competitive team without Cousins on the floor but they can actually win with him on the floor. But we've seen his back start to hurt a little bit from carrying this team and he can't carry an entire roster all season long. It's asking too much. The Kings need to find him more help than just
Rajon Rondo. He needs another star alongside him and he needs the franchise to allow him to build continuity with that star. A Cousins-led team can be great; you just have to put a team around him.
Los Angeles Lakers
A great gift for the Lakers would be a top-3 pick. I'd really like for the wish to be prioritizing
Kobe Bryant's sendoff, as he's earned that, but really that doesn't do anything for their long-term prospects. This team needs
D'Angelo Russell,
Julius Randle, and
Jordan Clarkson to develop, but they also need to add another top draft pick next to these guys. Give the Lakers a top-3 pick (it heads to Philadelphia otherwise), and you'll see a swift rebuild of a once model big-market franchise.
Phoenix Suns
The best thing you could do for the Phoenix Suns this Christmas is get them a new everything. Nobody on this team seems to be playing together, Jeff Hornacek is a lame duck coach who looks beaten down before the New Year, and the malaise around the surprise of the 2013-14 season is too thick to cut through it with a machete. Blow the roster up and start over. None of this looks fun right now. Happy holidays!
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