The Walking Dead: All Seasons (DON'T POST SPOILERS)

[ShortyCumStain]

sources say a MC *major character* will be merked by the end of the premiere..everyone start taking bets on who

Your sources are shit.

 

[ShortyCumStain]

"That's what you guys were in here talkin' about??!"

"That's what HE was talking about."

Da rest of da community ain't survival ready worth a damn. Nothing but zombie bait. "Help us".

 

[ShortyCumStain]

Right

I was like man shut your bitch ass up!

He been needing to die. He gotta go.

Btw, wish it coulda had a 2 hour premier like Bastard Executioner. All those fuckin' commercials every year.

 

[chrislee]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">&quot; Morgan, I don't have yo damn protein bar&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheWalkingDead?src=hash">#TheWalkingDead</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/DeyWaking?src=hash">#DeyWaking</a> <a href="http://t.co/X4iwGZCrgn">pic.twitter.com/X4iwGZCrgn</a></p>&mdash; Ashy (@Foonok) <a href="https://twitter.com/Foonok/status/653382747919134720">October 12, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I'm glad Milli survived the apocalypse...but, R.I.P. Vanilli. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheWalkingDead?src=hash">#TheWalkingDead</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/YouKnowItsTrue?src=hash">#YouKnowItsTrue</a> <a href="http://t.co/WL3CzZxyVh">pic.twitter.com/WL3CzZxyVh</a></p>&mdash; SNIPES! (@ChocnessMonsta) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChocnessMonsta/status/653382119935373313">October 12, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This group was just sitting back watching the newbies try to kill the walkers like:

<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheWalkingDead?src=hash">#TheWalkingDead</a> <a href="http://t.co/w36rOLeVAb">pic.twitter.com/w36rOLeVAb</a></p>&mdash; Christopher Bowen (@ChrisPKZKazama) <a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisPKZKazama/status/653392041787949056">October 12, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Where did they find the helium for those balloons during the apocalypse? Party City?</p>&mdash; Ryan Castle (@r_pcastle) <a href="https://twitter.com/r_pcastle/status/653393778208808960">October 12, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gabriel: &quot;I'd like to help as well&quot;

Rick: &quot;no&quot;

RICK JUST SPOKE FOR THE ENTIRE FANBASE <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheWalkingDead?src=hash">#TheWalkingDead</a></p>&mdash; ᅠᅠ (@grandesrauhlty) <a href="https://twitter.com/grandesrauhlty/status/653385475068198912">October 12, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[mariano42]

I think it's the girl that Carl likes

Word! That bitch gotta go. I think shes with the wolves guys. She might be a spy.

 

[Dannyblueyes]

Word! That bitch gotta go. I think shes with the wolves guys. She might be a spy.

I doubt it. Last season we learned that she had been "rescued" six months earlier. If she was really a wolf spy she would have told them the information they needed to overtake the town long before Rick and company ever got there.

 

[gene cisco]

Why is it always the same ppl bitching about 'slow' episodes, every year?

Shit, just google 'walking dead filler' to see that it's not uncommon for people to talk about the slow pace of the show.

With that said, the premiere actually kept pace pretty well.
TWD rarely has two well-paced eps next to each other. Next week they'll quickly deal with the problem in the first five minutes, talk for 30, and then lead up to a cliffhanger with the last five.

And I'll watch that shit anyway just because it has zombies -- occasionally. Z-nation dealt with herd much, much larger than the one in TWD in one episode, so I wonder how long TWD will milk the herd scenario for seeing as they already had an extended ep for it.

 

[jasonblacc]

Shit, just google 'walking dead filler' to see that it's not uncommon for people to talk about the slow pace of the show.

With that said, the premiere actually kept pace pretty well.
TWD rarely has two well-paced eps next to each other. Next week they'll quickly deal with the problem in the first five minutes, talk for 30, and then lead up to a cliffhanger with the last five.

And I'll watch that shit anyway just because it has zombies -- occasionally. Z-nation dealt with herd much, much larger than the one in TWD in one episode, so I wonder how long TWD will milk the herd scenario for seeing as they already had an extended ep for it.

Man they being dealing with heard in just about every seasson

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Over/under on 4 episodes?

ill say mid-season,so he can be on the "very special episode" of Talking Dead

 

[gene cisco]

Man they being dealing with heard in just about every seasson

The herd in Z nation was at least 1 million strong. It was miles wide. They couldn't even go around it and they scouted both ways. It was a refuge camp that got overrun and all the zombies were trying to escape the cold. Collected more zombies on the way. Even had animals in it.

This herd is on a fucking road like some wizard of oz shit. Nice action, but limited writing.

 

[Database Error]

I thought this was a great episode. They covered a lot of shit from last season with the flashbacks to catch us up. Introduced a few new characters the past was not slow at all. And a fool got bit in the face. Is the talking dead on kodi? Why didn't sasha blow her horn?

 

[daking181]

^ and there goes the FX budget for this season

Well mad men isn't on anymore, so maybe not

 

[daking181]

who is on the horn ?????

Bitch ass priest

 

[daking181]

who is on the horn ?????

I was dying at that

 

[Artist Monk]

That boy on some revenge shit, after all that planning and work. that horn had me like

 

[TheAlias]

That boy on some revenge shit, after all that planning and work. that horn had me like

Yep. That's how you know it was a good ep. Had me vested from the beginning. I spit out my drink when I saw all those walkers in the beginning

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

This season will be great because Morgan is great

He is the conscious that they have been missing and desperately needed.

Especially enjoyed him letting Carol know he sees her for who she really is.
Hit her with the DJ quik if you stay ready

And Fuck Laroquette respecting the hair game. those are "niggets"

stuff white writers toss in there as a goof that they think is funny that white people will go oh my goodness and black folks will get a rousing kick out of

 

[DaAssWatcher]

If I would have seen all those walkers I would have off'd myself.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

i wouldve fell out if they had showed the"Man sit'cho ass down!!" guy from Martin as a extra in the crowd,and he had actually said that

 

[TheAlias]

If I would have seen all those walkers I would have off'd myself.

Weak.

 

[SamSneed]

Turtle mmmm

 

[W.M.D.]

If I would have walked up on her while she was eating that turtle It would be hmm that's a healthy looking walker.

 

[SamSneed]

Carol

Carl, these hoes ain't loyal.

Oh shit

 

[Jay_from_dade]

Damn that nigga killed the fuck out that bitch!

 

[SamSneed]

Carol

So that was the noise.

Them niggas bat shit crazy

 

[Jay_from_dade]

Carol

So that was the noise.

Them niggas bat shit crazy

Niggas gone be in here 30mins from now and be like "Another filler episode"

 

[SamSneed]

That fool can shot for shit

 

[cb71109]

Yo these new MFs are ruthless

 

[SamSneed]

Niggas gone be in here 30mins from now and be like "Another filler episode"

Man fuck them hoe ass bitches.

If they don't like it move the fuck on

 

[Nochturnal]

Carol

So that was the noise.

Them niggas bat shit crazy

Niggas gone be in here 30mins from now and be like "Another filler episode"

Right

 

[Moore]

WTF

 

[LegalMoney]

They took all last episode to try and head off a walker threat when the real danger was around the corner....the Walking Dead

 

[cb71109]

damn Morgan was about to give it to him, then the white woman show up

 

[Coldchi]

Carol is a muthafuckin G

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

^She another who need to be chewed up before the season over..