Oldhedz post a movie you saw as a kid that was TOTALLY inappropriate for your age..

[tallblacknyc]

used to remember sneaking into theaters on 42nd street

the trick was trying to get back to your neighborhood before breaking curfew

shittttttttttt i remember when ny had hella magazine/news stands..nothing but playboy and hardcore mags in the see thru glass..kids use to love asking their parents to get something to drink or some candy to snack on so their parents could stop at them..while a lil kid get his crazy peak on at the covers..get like 1 to 2 mins to get ur superhero memory on and get ur stare on..like must put images in brain..u weren't a true perv unless u had ur parents stop at the stand at for bullshit at least once a yr in ur life

 

[The Plutonian]

Deep throat on an old ass 8mm film reel. Me and my bros played that shit so much we fucked up the porno films and tore up the projector. Then ran from my uncle who was losing his fucking mind we tore up his shit and porn collection. This was before internet, cellphones and nasty cable tv

 

[LordSinister]

Shit reminds me of when we were in Jr. High school and walked to the Hawthorne theater about 7 deep to see the Fog. We told the shortest of us to go first, cause you had to be 17 to get in. (We were like 12-13)

So this dumb ass ninja walks to the counter, and asks for a children's ticket!! Baby at the counter looked at his dumb ass and said "You gotta be 17 to see this movie.

We cussed that fool out the whole 2 mile walk back home!!

Still haven't seen that fuckin' movie...

 

[geechiedan]

Shit reminds me of when we were in Jr. High school and walked to the Hawthorne theater about 7 deep to see the Fog. We told the shortest of us to go first, cause you had to be 17 to get in. (We were like 12-13)

So this dumb ass ninja walks to the counter, and asks for a children's ticket!! Baby at the counter looked at his dumb ass and said "You gotta be 17 to see this movie.

We cussed that fool out the whole 2 mile walk back home!!

Still haven't seen that fuckin' movie...

 

[Bumpee]

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I remember finding this EXACT same movie in my Pops stash one day, when i was in like 5th grade. I learned a lot about the female body, just from them few months of staying with him.

 

[stizz3000]

 

[marca]

Shit reminds me of when we were in Jr. High school and walked to the Hawthorne theater about 7 deep to see the Fog. We told the shortest of us to go first, cause you had to be 17 to get in. (We were like 12-13)

So this dumb ass ninja walks to the counter, and asks for a children's ticket!! Baby at the counter looked at his dumb ass and said "You gotta be 17 to see this movie.

We cussed that fool out the whole 2 mile walk back home!!

Still haven't seen that fuckin' movie...

there is always one in every crowd that act like they aint know why we doing what we doing

 

[Atastofu]

Emanuele and Roommates Pops would have beat my azz if knew I was up checking dem joints out...

 

[Cock Head Jones]

The Faces of Death Series. Saw the 1st one at 10-11.
Real footage of people dying violent deaths, pre internet.

 

[slam]

 

[slam]

oh yeah...i`m gonna post a bunch of the movies y`all mentioned...

memories...

 

[Mixd]

Funniest shit I joke with my parents about over the years is when they took me and my sister to the drive thru called Sunrise in Long Island way back in the day and they took us to see Kentucky Fried Movie. Was the first tits I think I ever saw.

 

[tallblacknyc]

lol i remember that movie all to well..my mom saw the title and thought nothing of it walked out the room..i'm watching that shit thru..mom walks in while the nig was trying to eat the bitch out under the table mom turned the channel real quick..she was like damn nasty ass flicks with these kids titles

 

[Coldchi]

this shit here.......

all them damn Porkys movies.......taught a nigga how to creep peep at a young age......

 

[tanks1]

Caligula..............We snuck out of school to see it downtown Philly. Lady at the window didn't give a damn how old we were.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Caligula..............We snuck out of school to see it downtown Philly. Lady at the window didn't give a damn how old we were.

i believe there was a time when showtime use to show that movie a lot..people don't ever remember showtime was on some perverted shit back in the days..damn u fcc for cracking down

 

[Dr. Truth]

this shit is classic comedy for me and my cuzz..we was like every parent took their kid to see that shit like it was et..than when the infamous unisex locker room scene comes on and the chick walks around with her tits out all parents was likewith the quick hand to try to block there kids eyes..it was to late after that..the f bomb was on overdrive in that movie..nigs getting shotup left and rite..that shit was the biggest parent fail mistake back in the 80's..taking their kids to see robocop..i was 1 of the mistakesfirst sat up in the movies like oh snappppp did robocop juss shoot dude in the dick

Bruh the shit opened up crazy as fuck. Murphy getting blown to pieces in a warehouse. Parents were confused like what do I do now shit was all down hill from there. Coke snorting off tits, acid baths, fuck every other word, niggas getting thrown out of paddy wagons, what wasn't in Robocop.

 

[tallblacknyc]

Bruh the shit opened up crazy as fuck. Murphy getting blown to pieces in a warehouse. Parents were confused like what do I do now shit was all down hill from there. Coke snorting off tits, acid baths, fuck every other word, niggas getting thrown out of paddy wagons, what wasn't in Robocop.

yo that shit will forever hold legendary status to tricking parents into introducing kids to massive violence and chaos..that's why i was like fuck the remake cause nothing could ever hold a candlestick to what the original meant

 

[Dr. Truth]

yo that shit will forever hold legendary status to tricking parents into introducing kids to massive violence and chaos..that's why i was like fuck the remake cause nothing could ever hold a candlestick to what the original meant

That shit was voted the most violent movie of all time.

The previews fooled the world. Oh cool a robotcop, honey let's take the kids to the movies!

 

[tallblacknyc]

That shit was voted the most violent movie of all time.

The previews fooled the world. Oh cool a robotcop, honey let's take the kids to the movies!

nigs even had action figs..so u kno parents were like yeah juss anotha transformer/gi joe/master of the universe type flick..tits, fuck you, drugs, violence ur kids childhood is now over

 

[Dr. Truth]

nigs even had action figs..so u kno parents were like yeah juss anotha transformer/gi joe/master of the universe type flick..tits, fuck you, drugs, violence ur kids childhood is now over

somebody's adult child is a seriel killer from this movie.

 

[Mixd]

i believe there was a time when showtime use to show that movie a lot..people don't ever remember showtime was on some perverted shit back in the days..damn u fcc for cracking down

There was WHT also if anyone remembers

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

There was WHT also if anyone remembers

This movie had me like whaaaaaa da fuck...???


Time square didnt give a fuck how ol you were, I was peepin

them pornos in my preteen years...

I hated the smell of cigarettes and weed when I was twelve..

then when I was 18 I was the one doing all the smoking..


Heres the flick....

 

[Z MONSTER]

The Tin Drum
It was a crazy German movie that I saw on showtime around 79-80.

 

[Mrfreddygoodbud]

shittttttttttt i remember when ny had hella magazine/news stands..nothing but playboy and hardcore mags in the see thru glass..kids use to love asking their parents to get something to drink or some candy to snack on so their parents could stop at them..while a lil kid get his crazy peak on at the covers..get like 1 to 2 mins to get ur superhero memory on and get ur stare on..like must put images in brain..u weren't a true perv unless u had ur parents stop at the stand at for bullshit at least once a yr in ur life

I remember that area so well, thats port authority across the street,,

further up the opposite way, the had kung fu movies... all during the day,

then porno at night...

all for ONE fuckin dollar...

I would go in with a forty, and a bag of weed...

hang out from 12 in the afternoon and come out when it was all dark outside...


that where I first my first screen love, vanessa del rio...

 

[SirRahX]

 

[SirRahX]

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[geechiedan]

I'll tell ya about one that has fooled GENERATIONS of families and people KEEP letting their little kids see thats totally not appropiate..

there are all kinds of sexual innuendos and adult language thru out that flick

 

[tallblacknyc]

somebody's adult child is a seriel killer from this movie.

shittttttt isn't that the excuse that homeboy used when he shot like 6 people that yr in the train or something..the black cat that shot a bunch of cacs..it was like the first time u saw a mass black shooter..ole boy defended himself and everything in court..funniest shit nig said to 1 of the witness how u fig i was the shooter in ur reports u said u was running away so how u kno i was shooting if ur back was turnedb4 there was vester it was homeboy

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

shittttttttttt i remember when ny had hella magazine/news stands..nothing but playboy and hardcore mags in the see thru glass..kids use to love asking their parents to get something to drink or some candy to snack on so their parents could stop at them..while a lil kid get his crazy peak on at the covers..get like 1 to 2 mins to get ur superhero memory on and get ur stare on..like must put images in brain..u weren't a true perv unless u had ur parents stop at the stand at for bullshit at least once a yr in ur life

and this was before they started wrapping them in plastic..then if they catch you trying to remove the plastic they be like"UH HUH!!! Now come on up to the register!"

 

[shamone]

lol i remember that movie all to well..my mom saw the title and thought nothing of it walked out the room..i'm watching that shit thru..mom walks in while the nig was trying to eat the bitch out under the table mom turned the channel real quick..she was like damn nasty ass flicks with these kids titles

lol. i remember watching that shit as a shorty. that scene had me bugging.

 

[shamone]

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saw this shit at like 8 at my cousin crib. the racist innuendos in that movie . as as kid, i just saw fucking.

 

[aldoogie]

There was WHT also if anyone remembers

Yo WHT is where I first saw that thick ass Desiree Cousteau.

 

[SirRahX]

saw this shit at like 8 at my cousin crib. the racist innuendos in that movie . as as kid, i just saw fucking.

Yea. You didnt even notice!

 

[Maurice]

this shit here.......

all them damn Porkys movies.......taught a nigga how to creep peep at a young age......

got me too.... we showing our age.