Oldhedz post a movie you saw as a kid that was TOTALLY inappropriate for your age..

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hell most people don't remember the original police academy had mad sexual situations..like ole boy getting head while he giving a seminar in the gym..than mahony(however u spell that shit) bout to get sucked off at the end of the movie..the big titty cop throwing them bigums around trying to fuck that ladies man rookie..couple of other things..lot of movies had sexual overtones in the 80's
 
hell most people don't remember the original police academy had mad sexual situations..like ole boy getting head while he giving a seminar in the gym..than mahony(however u spell that shit) bout to get sucked off at the end of the movie..the big titty cop throwing them bigums around trying to fuck that ladies man rookie..couple of other things..lot of movies had sexual overtones in the 80's

Yep the term b movies was born in the 80s. All those movies was sex driven and about getting laid. Weird Science is another example of that shit.
 
Yep the term b movies was born in the 80s. All those movies was sex driven and about getting laid. Weird Science is another example of that shit.

fast time had mad nudity and sex, national lampoons i believe had nudity talked about dirty mags and masturbation the euro trip 4get about it straight nudity/sex
 

Drum was even worse..half my family was like"WHAT THE-AAAAHHHH!!" on the part where dude played by Baltar from old-school BSG got his nutsack torn off :lol:


fast time had mad nudity and sex, national lampoons i believe had nudity talked about dirty mags and masturbation the euro trip 4get about it straight nudity/sex

i used to try and see all the Fast Times knockoffs at the theaters

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trailer announcer for this one had me dying"HOT CHIL-LAYY!! RatedR." :roflmao2:
 
Drum was even worse..half my family was like"WHAT THE-AAAAHHHH!!" on the part where dude played by Baltar from old-school BSG got his nutsack torn off :lol:




i used to try and see all the Fast Times knockoffs at the theaters

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trailer announcer for this one had me dying"HOT CHIL-LAYY!! RatedR." :roflmao2:

man my older cuz from bk use to brag to all his friends about me when i use to stay over for weekends and vacations sometimes(remember in the 80's certain parts of bk didn't have cable yet)..he'd be like a yo my lil cuz got cable at his crib and he get to see shit like "hardbodies"..for some fucking reason that's all my cuzz knew was fucking hardbodies... shit use to be funny whenever that nig would come over to stay at my crib for like a weekend or vacation that nig would always try to stay up at nite cause he knew hbo/showtime/and channel j was about to go full perv mode..that nig would have me sit by my bedroom door on guard juss to make sure my moms wouldn't wake up and come check up on us..i'd be like nig i wanna watch to he'd be like no nig u can see this anytime a nig like him can only enjoy this when he came over:lol::lol: nig would literally pull up a chair mad close to my tv and watch countless hrs of porn and sex driven movies..that nig loved my crib juss for the unlimited sex movies and mad vidgames i had
 
i saw this shit when i was like 12 years old.:lol:

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My pops bought this for me on VHS in 86 and thought since it was Sylvester Stallone, it had to be an action flick. :lol:
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I saw Eddie Murphy raw and it blew my wig back. Man, my uncle recorded it on HBO and I went over my cousins house and watched it



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Same Here.

I remember being at Starlight Drive-In here in Atlanta with my parents...and I was only 3 (anything from 1984-Up I remember vividly)

My mom tried to make me cover my eyes during the Lake Minnetonka scene...I peeked tho :cool::lol::lol:

:lol: same here. I was peeking the whole time:lol: and to this day... I mother fucking love titties. Big ones small ones whatever the fuck ones. If there's a nipple I'm looking:lol:
 
I saw damn near all of these movies. But when I snooped through my dad's vhs tapes. I found one with Behind The Green Door, Debbie Does Dallas, and Black Taboo on it. :D:D He found out though. I didn't rewind the tape to the point where I found it. I think I know how I ended up with a brother and 2 sisters.
 
When I was about 14 my dad took me and the extended family to see a drive in movie called "Night of the Lepus", which was about giant rabbits terrorising a city. The second feature was "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw", which started a guy named Marjoe and Lynda Carter, who was naked throughout the movie. Me and my stepbrother were the same age, so he told us it was ok to watch, but the four other younger kids had to go to sleep. I still remember Lynda's beautiful tits to this very day.

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When I was about 14 my dad took me and the extended family to see a drive in movie called "Night of the Lepus", which was about giant rabbits terrorising a city. The second feature was "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw", which started a guy named Marjoe and Lynda Carter, who was naked throughout the movie. Me and my stepbrother were the same age, so he told us it was ok to watch, but the four other younger kids had to go to sleep. I still remember Lynda's beautiful tits to this very day.

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Anything affiliated with Friday after dark on cinemax..on a side note... The movie The Hitcher .. I still remember when dude tied ol girl between the truck and trailer and the scene with the dog.
 
We had Cinemax when I was younger in the 80's. I can't tell you how much
shit I had no buisness watching I saw. :jackoff:
One that stuck out in my mind was the Cinderella soft core porn they used to show on there.
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We had Cinemax when I was younger in the 80's. I can't tell you how much
shit I had no buisness watching I saw. :jackoff:
One that stuck out in my mind was the Cinderella soft core porn they used to show on there.
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this and ON TV back in the day..

 
I remember sitting up watching HBO one night my pops was working late and Hardbody's and some other beach movie came on. First time I really saw simulated sex but man was it interesting. Pops came home and I told him I watched it. He asked what I thought? I shrugged my shoulders but he didn't trip because he already explained sex to me.

That cinderella joint :lol: that was one of those late nite downstairs sneakers!
I still remember lines from that shit.
 
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Anything affiliated with Friday after dark on cinemax..on a side note... The movie The Hitcher .. I still remember when dude tied ol girl between the truck and trailer and the scene with the dog.
the original still one of my favs

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Black Taboo. I was like "Damn, this dude is fuckin is sisters and momma. Something ain't right about that":lol:

There are dozens more, but that one stands out
 
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