YOU Ever Been At a CHICKS Crib Trying to Hit & 1 of Her old boyfriends POPS UP,,

[Mello Mello]

I'll just post mine here from the other thread

Yooooooooooooooooooo!

Nigga...



Had a bitch pull this shit on me not too long ago.

I was in seat pleasant Maryland in these apartments near the metro. I had just started fucking the shit out of this slut after coming from the grocery store with her on Friday. She showing me how much of a devout follower of Zod she is. She moaning loud. I'm trying to kill her with my stroke. Then heard knocks on the door in the middle of me slapping balls. She stops me, hurries to go answer, comes back tells me it was her ex. I'm like wtf he want why he show up now? She said he left something over here. I'm like ok, whatever he gone now let's get back to it. We smoke another j before starting again. But now I'm mad so Im fucking her with a vengeance now for being interrupted. So I fuck her on the floor til her knees are all scuffed up with rug burns. Didn't give a fuck. Went a few more rounds til the room smelling like booty, came in her eyes and went to sleep.

Next morning was like a scene out of Baby Boy. I wake up to go piss and hear the tv on smell cooking and everything. I'm like did she get up and cook and come get back in the bed? I stroll into the living room try and get something to eat and there's a nigga on the couch eating watching tv. I'm like oh shit I didn't bring no gun!!! He sees me I see him, he don't speak I don't speak.

So I go back into the bedroom grab a pillow and start beating this hoe with it to wake her ass up. I'm like there's a nigga in your front room. She like what? I said you have company. I'm thinking maybe it's her brother. Why this bitch tell me it's her ex? I'm like how many ex's you got coming over here? Told me it's the same nigga from last night. I'm like how come you didn't change the locks or get your key back? She like naw, she left the door unlocked. I'm like bitch why? I'm here. She said he checks up on her from time to time to make sure she is alright and nobody hurts her. I'm like how he have time to do all this? Come to find out last night this nigga next door listening. She kicked him out and he moved right in next door.

I started to go say something to him but I thought I don't know how high his level of Simpdom really goes, it almost felt like some cuckold shit. So I get dressed get ready to leave. Come out and the nigga not in the front room. So I'm looking around like where he go? Thinking he gonna ambush me. Told her I'm not coming over anymore if she has that nigga floating around her apartment. So I leave her apartment door go out the apartment unit doors and outside is this nigga smoking a cigarette watching me drive off.
So now this nigga knows what I drive and who I am. I was livid.

This how people get killed man.

 

[Jay_from_dade]

Yep. I was layin up in the projects in Athens, GA with this skinny, green-eyed, redbone with 5 kids from 6 niggas (and no that ain't no typo. Bitch had two niggas thinkin they fathered the same kid). I was waist deep in dat ass when one of her baby daddys started knockin on the door. I told her either she can get rid of that nigga or I can. She went to the door and told him some shit like "come back in 30 min" and he left. I finished up on her and bounced. The next time I saw her she was knockin on my door while I was laid up with a another bitch we both knew from work. Oh well. There were no commitments back in my college days.

More real nigga stories.

 

[g0nbad real bad]

Yep and I've done the knocking before

 

[MistaPhantastic]

Yeah. Turned out I knew the nigga. At first, dude was like

Then I was like

Then he was like

then we both were like

 

[KingAddies]

Yeah. Turned out I knew the nigga. At first, dude was like

Then I was like

Then he was like

then we both were like

good shit. LoL.

 

[yureeka9]

Took a late lunch and decided to hook up with this chick I met at one of my customer sites. Her crib is on this fucked up street in Petersburg, VA - 'fucked up' as in every other house was boarded up and the next three blocks were demolished with no construction equipment in sight - they just left that shit there. In the middle of the demolition was 6 blocks of single wide trailers with bad ass kids running all through it - some of the trailers were boarded up or torn in half, with people in them watching TV or playing cards. The street leading to this shitty ass neighborhood had a burnt out church with all types of birds flying in and out of it. The streets were pockmarked with potholes and it looked like the surface of the moon.

Back then weird ass situations like that had me charged up and I proceeded to put her in every position known to man, showing my appreciation for being invited over, I'm playing for keeps and I want the whole world to know. (Both of her daughters were home with all 3 of their kids and the downstairs neighbor was so nosy she was damn near in the car with me when I pulled up). I start introducing her to Zod and stop because of mud on the helmet - she's moaning loud as fuck and the kids start crying - so I stop and let her go freshen up. One of the daughters, walks in on us, "such and such is on the phone, I think he heard you in the background so I couldn't say you were out" She grabs the phone "bitch I know you called him", "you shouldn't be in here fucking when your grandkids are home, what if man-man walked in wanting to see Lion King!??!" I can hear him fussing her out on the other end. Fuck him, I'm still ready to go. I change condoms and sit her down me, she swivels her hips and keeps hitting the mute button to let out a few moans. He yells at her for putting him on hold. She tells him the phone keeps cutting out. He yells back "bitch I bought you that phone because the last one kept fucking up, I'm on my way and you better let me in this time!!!" "don't come, the girls are home with their.... click!" She starts gobbling me off sloppy schloppy and riding me with the back and forth to get me off before he gets there.
2 minutes later...

"Call the cops I don't give a fuck. You know what she's doing up there."
"Open this door!!!"

"What type of dude would be up there with her grands in the house"
She looks back at me and I look up at her - we can't believe this dude is actually arguing with the nosy neighbor. Nosy neighbor is looking out running interference.
Anywho, her daughter busts in with air freshener, wrapping a towel around her, pulls the sheets and us off the bed "run in my room!". "Get off him, mama, you know that n-word is crazy!!! Hurry up. We gonna get voted out on the street if the cops come again this week" Wait. What!
She runs downstairs to let him in and I hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets. They are arguing and he's like "ok, well who's car is that with out of state plates" Her daughter is back in her room with a towel wrapped around her (with shorts and a halter but selling the fact she's naked) "that's my company from school, mind your business, you don't run shit around here"
He snatches the door open. [ G-move ] I toss the condom in the garbage can and lay back with my hands behind my head with the Kool-Aid smile. "What up old head" [ /G-move ] He slams the door. "That's what's wrong with you motherfuckers around here" Daughter hops up "Don't get fucked up, all I gotta do is yell out the window and you'll get fucked up around here, then I'm calling my daddy" Simultaneously the chick I was fucking hits that motherfucker with an iron "Don't yell at my daughter" and all three women converge on his ass, rushing him down the stairs, dude was kinda husky but they back him down. I look out the window and nosy neighbor and her son jump in on it. I grab my clothes and get dressed like... why the hell am I nearly naked up here with these crying kids. Then I hear sirens. I walk outside and since this was before WorldStarHH, I'll say the scene looks like some Hood2Hood shit, way more graphic than Cops would air.

I slipped nosy neighbor a $20 and gave daughter a $50 then bounced. I'm done for the day, I'm in my room in Richmond, got food, got DVDs and ready to file my paperwork online. Old girl called me back talking about 'I'm sorry about that, he left, you can come back'. Girl I'm not coming back out there, thanks for the invite but you have to come to me from now on, I'll be in Richmond for the next 2 weeks, laters. Never saw that chick again but her daughter called a couple times.

I'll just post mine here from the other thread

Oh shit!!!! Ya'll got me rolling over here!!!!!

 

[yureeka9]

Yeah. Turned out I knew the nigga. At first, dude was like

Then I was like

Then he was like

then we both were like

This is exactly how two G's are supposed to handle a situation with a skank bitch.

 

[kinglickk]

maaaan, bitches ain't shit

 

[Cannibal]

Yessir. Was fucking with this chick from college. She wasn't a skank, just wanted a piece and I wanted a piece of her. She had this long time bf from college she fucked with. they were off and on because I guess he caught in in a couple of lies and he couldn't get his shit together. I was over there and this nigga popped up. Luckily he didn't have the keys to the crib, but he started knocking on the fucking door....and didn't fucking stop knocking for quite some fucking time. Like this dude smelled us in teh crib or something. This nigga would like take breaks from knocking. And come back knocking within like 10 minutes. So I'm spooked as hell cause this dude was the weed man back in college and now we're back home in the Chi. I'm like WTF!!! He called hte house and he asked her why my car was out there. Didn't know this nigga knew my car. She came up with some slick shit off the top of her head that made complete sense and fucked me up. This is when I found out women were better liars than men because I had no idea she was gonna spin that shit that well. I felt like he was gone so I slipped out of her apartment. Felt like this nigga was probably parked a half block away and just watch me leave. But never went back over there. Lesson learned. Yes I did hit but this shit was so long ago I can remember if I hit it that day or at some other time. This was like in 2001 or somthing. Oh well.

 

[yureeka9]

I just remembered another situation I was in with a bitch from UGA. Me and this ho had been friends with benefits for years and she was still with her boyfriend from high school. They had a baby together. So for the summer we're both working in Atlanta and she's actually living with this nigga at his mom's crib! So how about I go over there one day while the dude and his mom are working and I'm fuckin his bitch in his room and on his mother's sofa in the living room. She's telling me that she's pregnant again for this nigga and its ok for me to nut in her! I'm like "damn! this is one grimey bitch to do homie like that" So we basically fuck all day long and next thing you know homeboy comes home from work and I'm just chillin sittin at his mom's dinner table eating, because he knows me and his lady are friends from way back. Then his mom comes home and we're all sittin around playing spades. It never got ugly because she had this dude wrapped and convinced I was a platonic friend. But to this day I still keep ol' girl in the trifling category for that shit.

 

[KingAddies]

I just remembered another situation I was in with a bitch from UGA. Me and this ho had been friends with benefits for years and she was still with her boyfriend from high school. They had a baby together. So for the summer we're both working in Atlanta and she's actually living with this nigga at his mom's crib! So how about I go over there one day while the dude and his mom are working and I'm fuckin his bitch in his room and on his mother's sofa in the living room. She's telling me that she's pregnant again for this nigga and its ok for me to nut in her! I'm like "damn! this is one grimey bitch to do homie like that" So we basically fuck all day long and next thing you know homeboy comes home from work and I'm just chillin sittin at his mom's dinner table eating, because he knows me and his lady are friends from way back. Then his mom comes home and we're all sittin around playing spades. It never got ugly because she had this dude wrapped and convinced I was a platonic friend. But to this day I still keep ol' girl in the trifling category for that shit.

damn, that's a scary chick. stay strapped with her, sound like a serial cheater.

on the real I would have started cutting spades and reneged all on their shit then let his moms punk him out of those books in front of his lady. LoL.

 

[Coldchi]

its been quite a few bitches i've fucked and their husbands pulled up.....

 

[yureeka9]

damn, that's a scary chick. stay strapped with her, sound like a serial cheater.

on the real I would have started cutting spades and reneged all on their shit then let his moms punk him out of those books in front of his lady. LoL.

I had to cut that ho loose about 5 years ago. We had been friends for over 20 years, but she fucked around and tried to go off on me for not buying her anything for Valentine's day so I told her "I'm not and have never been your man so fuck off!" I haven't spoken to her since.

 

[RepostKing]

Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like

 

[LennyNero1972]

Nah not stupid enough to go to her crib and niggas on here always advised against it so I know tall tales are being told as usual. Closest episode, I was staying at a motel and a hooker set up this nicca when her pimp came banging on the door. Dude apparently hid in the bathroom and called the cops.

 

[woodchuck]

Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like

You're entertaining. I'll give you that.

 

[Smoke Van Gundy]

Yup, and he used to beat her ass. I was young and she was a lot older. Brooklyn and he came and was trying to break down the door. It was a thick project door and I almost shitted when he almost kicked it in. I hit it and was so quiet. I bounced around 3:30 and knew I could never protect her. If he beat her and he loved her what would he do to me ? Lol

Lmaoooo

 

[yureeka9]

Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like

 

[Mask]

Man dude I work with just had this happen...

Him and the chick was chilling, dude comes over starts tripping then leave... But only after he slice 8 tires, key both vehicles....

That's not the biggest problem dude is/was married.
Dude got his brother to come pick him up, go get the factory rims from the house, change that up then go home.

Not sure how his wife found out, but she tracked his phone and called the female and she told everything...

 

[hussla's paradice]

Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like

My Nicca.

 

[Smoke Van Gundy]

Took a late lunch and decided to hook up with this chick I met at one of my customer sites. Her crib is on this fucked up street in Petersburg, VA - 'fucked up' as in every other house was boarded up and the next three blocks were demolished with no construction equipment in sight - they just left that shit there. In the middle of the demolition was 6 blocks of single wide trailers with bad ass kids running all through it - some of the trailers were boarded up or torn in half, with people in them watching TV or playing cards. The street leading to this shitty ass neighborhood had a burnt out church with all types of birds flying in and out of it. The streets were pockmarked with potholes and it looked like the surface of the moon.

Yoooooo, yall ninjas is on tonite

How the hood look like the surface of the moon tho

 

[woodchuck]

Yoooooo, yall ninjas is on tonite

How the hood look like the surface of the moon tho

As soon as he got out of his ride, he said to himself: "One small step for man..."

 

[BigDaddyBuk]

As soon as he got out of his ride, he said to himself: "One small step for man..."

mayne aint nobody out tonight.

 

[Kemo07]

These stories are hilarious!

 

[Bumpee]

Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like

 

[mrbillcollecta]

Yeah but my most awkward was when a chick took me home while she was still living wit her dude n tried to smash wit him in the other room. They start arguing in front of me, he tells me I gotta leave n she beat his ass. I kinda let myself out while she had him choked up I was nervous af cus they were white n this was in a all white neighborhood

You win.

 

[LSN]

dammit why you had to quote him? I'm in pure fucking tears right now...wow

 

[Bumpee]

dammit why you had to quote him? I'm in pure fucking tears right now...wow

It sounded like some shit straight from a movie

 

[LSN]

She runs downstairs to let him in and I hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets.

 

[simonmarcel]

In the summer of 2001 I was over this chicks house for the first time. We start kissing and whatnot and I hear a knock on the door. I look at the clock and it's around 11:30pm. Sure enough, it was the baby's father(they had a 2 year old). She stood in the doorway and was chewing him out about the stuff he didn't do for their kid. "I have to buy this, this, and this, and you haven't bought a damn thing." This went on for about 45 minutes. I thought about slipping out the backdoor because 1)I wanted to avoid any drama and 2) It was July and the chick dind't have a/c in the room I was in. After the dude left I figured the mood was ruined and was about to say bye. But she re-ignited things and I wound up fucking.

 

[Alumni]

Sup Famalama

When I was looking like Al B Sure 20 years ago I was a foul ass nigga. I was fucking this cop's wife but the husband was suppose to be doing a double. This muva was 6'11, had me falling in the pussy. All of a sudden I heard his truck pull up the gravel driveway and I saw her face like

My heart hopped in my ass!! The only thing I could do was hide under his king size bed. Dude comes in fuckin beefing askin whose car is in the drive way. She stuttering not making sense trying to tell him she didn't know whose car it was. My stomach starting hurting because I had squeezed under the bed in a bad angle. I knew dude was going to find me, it was only a matter of time. He checked the closet then went to leave the room and that's when I farted and kept farting

He dragged me from under the bed and pistol whipped me till I lost consciousness. I woke up in the hospital. My pants were in the soiled bin. I never saw that bitch again. My brother who I don't speak to anymore was in the corner with Moms like

Holy shit! My side. I can't stop laughing.

 

[spider705]

Ninja what?

Shit, I've been at a bitch house and her current boyfriend/husband has popped up.

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[Notorious P.I.M.P.]

Ninja what?

Shit, I've been at a bitch house and her current boyfriend/husband has popped up.

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Tell the story

 

[yaBoi]

ima just knock on some wood and consider myself lucky




cause i should have been caught MANY times

 

[BGcruiser]

Back in the day when I was young and stubborn. Dude came over and chick let him in while I was in the shower! He and I played the "wait for each other to leave game." My stubborn ass won! He left and called her several times that night, asking if I had left. Out of spite, I spent the night, told her ass off later that morning and never went back!