YOU Ever Been At a CHICKS Crib Trying to Hit & 1 of Her old boyfriends POPS UP,,
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Yup, and he used to beat her ass. I was young and she was a lot older. Brooklyn and he came and was trying to break down the door. It was a thick project door and I almost shitted when he almost kicked it in. I hit it and was so quiet. I bounced around 3:30 and knew I could never protect her. If he beat her and he loved her what would he do to me ? Lol
Shit happens.
yep
they were still together though
she told me they had broken up, he lived in nyc and we were in chi town
One day, i was balls deep, when dude just walked in...he had his own key to the place
mad akward
he didnt do shit even though he was much bigger and taller than me
I left
they just got married this past year
they were still together though
she told me they had broken up, he lived in nyc and we were in chi town
One day, i was balls deep, when dude just walked in...he had his own key to the place
mad akward
he didnt do shit even though he was much bigger and taller than me
I left
they just got married this past year
True story: I was dick deep in the pussy of a half n half stripper named Gretchen, when an NBA player started calling non stop. Afterwards, she said: "You should go, because this jealous ass nigga is gonna come by soon trippin'." As I was leaving, a green Lexus coupe came flying into the parking lot of her complex. Funny thing is, she was one of his side chicks. This was back in '91.
If the chick aint my girl, i NEVER get comfortable or relaxed in her shit whereas i would get caught up in some bs like that.
If she aint my girl, more than likely im just fucking her, and thats it. No long conversations, long fucks, long walks on the beach etc etc.
Plan out your fuck session accordingly. If u spending more than 40 mins fucking a jumpoff ..then either her pussy aint shit (and its hard for u to nut) or you a loser nigga tryna impress lousy bitches.
Bust off ...SOON...then dip off ASAP.
No need ot stick around for the bf to show up.
If she aint my girl, more than likely im just fucking her, and thats it. No long conversations, long fucks, long walks on the beach etc etc.
Plan out your fuck session accordingly. If u spending more than 40 mins fucking a jumpoff ..then either her pussy aint shit (and its hard for u to nut) or you a loser nigga tryna impress lousy bitches.
Bust off ...SOON...then dip off ASAP.
No need ot stick around for the bf to show up.
fuck you lyin for motherfucker?
you know good n damn well aint no strippers named Gretchen.
Yep! Light skinned chick that danced at Magic City that was from Wisconsin. White mom/black dad.
Never had a pop up, but I was in bed with a bitch and her boyfriend called.
She put him on speaker.
Him: What are you doing?
her: Nothing.
Him: See I could be over there eating that pussy right now!
She quickly took that nigga off speaker.
It made we feel a way, so I stopped fucking with that bitch.
She put him on speaker.
Him: What are you doing?
her: Nothing.
Him: See I could be over there eating that pussy right now!
She quickly took that nigga off speaker.
It made we feel a way, so I stopped fucking with that bitch.
Back in 06', I was at my friends house in a small country town. At about 3 in the morning, her ex husband comes banging on the door with three of his homeboy. This dude is 6'6" over 300 pounds and his friends are the same size. Ole girl told me he be tripping and ran off her last boyfriend. I had my 12 pump with me in the house. He kept telling me to come out and talk or he was going to kick the door in. I told him to go ahead and kick the door in I'm not coming out. So his homeboy stars to kicking the door, I slide the action on the pump and they stop kicking and back up from the door, saying there is no need for guns. I told them to go and if they come in the house or touch my car the you be a free kill. That when they left. 
Alot of bitches exes be "trippin". Maybe trippin is to men that crazy is for women.
" lol damn shame lol I aint shit 
Once. Didnt stop me from hittin but ole girl never heard from me again.
I met this fine ass chick in the grocery store. Took that hoe about 2 weeks to call me. She called and I was talking bout my back was sore from a workout and she offered a massage. I came thru and we had some drinks then she asked was a ready for that massage, so I took off my clothes and she started. Not too long after a motherfucking hard knock was at the door. I asked her who was that, then she was like probably my ex, I asked how long yall been broke up and she talking about a month, I was like. I told that bitch to call the cops cause I was even finna deal with that shit
. I told that bitch to call the cops cause I was even finna deal with that shit
I met this fine ass chick in the grocery store. Took that hoe about 2 weeks to call me. She called and I was talking bout my back was sore from a workout and she offered a massage. I came thru and we had some drinks then she asked was a ready for that massage, so I took off my clothes and she started. Not too long after a motherfucking hard knock was at the door. I asked her who was that, then she was like probably my ex, I asked how long yall been broke up and she talking about a month, I was like
This probably isn't the case, but I can't help but imagining you looking like
and screaming: "Call the police! Call the police!"This probably isn't the case, but I can't help but imagining you looking like
Lol nawl, I was just playing it smart, fucking dealing with a crazy ass dude for a bitch I aint even give a damn about, I just wanted a massage and some pussy, she had said that the dude wasn't giving up, fuck that I got kids to raise
This probably isn't the case, but I can't help but imagining you looking like
That's the best thing to do. When he finally get in there and is on some 'we making the news shit,' you can walk on self-defense with a public defender. Cats always need to protect themselves on road trips. Earth is a dangerous place and someone is always claiming the pussy.
Yeah, I'm just gonna ease out this here thread.
Funny stories..
Yes.
As I was walking up to her building, I saw a stocky ni99a in a hoody slowly approaching from across the parking lot. She came downstairs to let me in and was like, "Oh my god!! That's Darren!!"
She has a building that requires you to be buzzed in, and one of her neighbors who knew him buzzed him in. He broke her front door so bad from trying to kick it in she couldn't even open it to let me out. We had to wait a few hours for maintenance.
I was so upset about the whole ordeal, I didn't even end up fucking that night. When I finally did get home she called me and played with her pussy until she fell asleep. I went back over a few days later and fucked. I was dumb when I was 23. Nowadays, I always tell little ni99as to avoid going over bitches houses to fuck, though.
As I was walking up to her building, I saw a stocky ni99a in a hoody slowly approaching from across the parking lot. She came downstairs to let me in and was like, "Oh my god!! That's Darren!!"
She has a building that requires you to be buzzed in, and one of her neighbors who knew him buzzed him in. He broke her front door so bad from trying to kick it in she couldn't even open it to let me out. We had to wait a few hours for maintenance.
I was so upset about the whole ordeal, I didn't even end up fucking that night. When I finally did get home she called me and played with her pussy until she fell asleep. I went back over a few days later and fucked. I was dumb when I was 23. Nowadays, I always tell little ni99as to avoid going over bitches houses to fuck, though.
This is how I think. I ain't going to the bing over this dumb shit. If she ain't being raped, I'm out of there with no incident. Charge it to the game, and realize that it was somebody else's turn.
Yeah but my most awkward was when a chick took me home while she was still living wit her dude n tried to smash wit him in the other room. 
They start arguing in front of me, he tells me I gotta leave n she beat his ass. I kinda let myself out while she had him choked up
I was nervous af cus they were white n this was in a all white neighborhood
They start arguing in front of me, he tells me I gotta leave n she beat his ass. I kinda let myself out while she had him choked up I was nervous af cus they were white n this was in a all white neighborhood
Yeah but my most awkward was when a chick took me home while she was still living wit her dude n tried to smash wit him in the other room.
Yep. I was layin up in the projects in Athens, GA with this skinny, green-eyed, redbone with 5 kids from 6 niggas (and no that ain't no typo. Bitch had two niggas thinkin they fathered the same kid). I was waist deep in dat ass when one of her baby daddys started knockin on the door. I told her either she can get rid of that nigga or I can. She went to the door and told him some shit like "come back in 30 min" and he left. I finished up on her and bounced. The next time I saw her she was knockin on my door while I was laid up with a another bitch we both knew from work. Oh well. There were no commitments back in my college days.
Yeah but they didn't come in
Just texted them or whatever
Just texted them or whatever
Trifling. All of you.
Took a late lunch and decided to hook up with this chick I met at one of my customer sites. Her crib is on this fucked up street in Petersburg, VA - 'fucked up' as in every other house was boarded up and the next three blocks were demolished with no construction equipment in sight - they just left that shit there. In the middle of the demolition was 6 blocks of single wide trailers with bad ass kids running all through it - some of the trailers were boarded up or torn in half, with people in them watching TV or playing cards. The street leading to this shitty ass neighborhood had a burnt out church with all types of birds flying in and out of it. The streets were pockmarked with potholes and it looked like the surface of the moon.
Back then weird ass situations like that had me charged up and I proceeded to put her in every position known to man, showing my appreciation for being invited over, I'm playing for keeps and I want the whole world to know. (Both of her daughters were home with all 3 of their kids and the downstairs neighbor was so nosy she was damn near in the car with me when I pulled up). I start introducing her to Zod and stop because of mud on the helmet - she's moaning loud as fuck and the kids start crying - so I stop and let her go freshen up. One of the daughters, walks in on us, "such and such is on the phone, I think he heard you in the background so I couldn't say you were out" She grabs the phone "bitch I know you called him", "you shouldn't be in here fucking when your grandkids are home, what if man-man walked in wanting to see Lion King!??!" I can hear him fussing her out on the other end. Fuck him, I'm still ready to go. I change condoms and sit her down me, she swivels her hips and keeps hitting the mute button to let out a few moans. He yells at her for putting him on hold. She tells him the phone keeps cutting out. He yells back "bitch I bought you that phone because the last one kept fucking up, I'm on my way and you better let me in this time!!!" "don't come, the girls are home with their.... click!" She starts gobbling me off sloppy schloppy and riding me with the back and forth to get me off before he gets there.
2 minutes later...
"Call the cops I don't give a fuck. You know what she's doing up there."
"Open this door!!!"
"What type of dude would be up there with her grands in the house"
She looks back at me and I look up at her - we can't believe this dude is actually arguing with the nosy neighbor. Nosy neighbor is looking out running interference.
Anywho, her daughter busts in with air freshener, wrapping a towel around her, pulls the sheets and us off the bed "run in my room!". "Get off him, mama, you know that n-word is crazy!!! Hurry up. We gonna get voted out on the street if the cops come again this week" Wait. What!
She runs downstairs to let him in and I hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets. They are arguing and he's like "ok, well who's car is that with out of state plates" Her daughter is back in her room with a towel wrapped around her (with shorts and a halter but selling the fact she's naked) "that's my company from school, mind your business, you don't run shit around here"
He snatches the door open. [ G-move ] I toss the condom in the garbage can and lay back with my hands behind my head with the Kool-Aid smile. "What up old head" [ /G-move ] He slams the door. "That's what's wrong with you motherfuckers around here" Daughter hops up "Don't get fucked up, all I gotta do is yell out the window and you'll get fucked up around here, then I'm calling my daddy" Simultaneously the chick I was fucking hits that motherfucker with an iron "Don't yell at my daughter" and all three women converge on his ass, rushing him down the stairs, dude was kinda husky but they back him down. I look out the window and nosy neighbor and her son jump in on it. I grab my clothes and get dressed like... why the hell am I nearly naked up here with these crying kids. Then I hear sirens. I walk outside and since this was before WorldStarHH, I'll say the scene looks like some Hood2Hood shit, way more graphic than Cops would air.
I slipped nosy neighbor a $20 and gave daughter a $50 then bounced. I'm done for the day, I'm in my room in Richmond, got food, got DVDs and ready to file my paperwork online. Old girl called me back talking about 'I'm sorry about that, he left, you can come back'. Girl I'm not coming back out there, thanks for the invite but you have to come to me from now on, I'll be in Richmond for the next 2 weeks, laters. Never saw that chick again but her daughter called a couple times.
Back then weird ass situations like that had me charged up and I proceeded to put her in every position known to man, showing my appreciation for being invited over, I'm playing for keeps and I want the whole world to know. (Both of her daughters were home with all 3 of their kids and the downstairs neighbor was so nosy she was damn near in the car with me when I pulled up). I start introducing her to Zod and stop because of mud on the helmet - she's moaning loud as fuck and the kids start crying - so I stop and let her go freshen up. One of the daughters, walks in on us, "such and such is on the phone, I think he heard you in the background so I couldn't say you were out" She grabs the phone "bitch I know you called him", "you shouldn't be in here fucking when your grandkids are home, what if man-man walked in wanting to see Lion King!??!" I can hear him fussing her out on the other end. Fuck him, I'm still ready to go. I change condoms and sit her down me, she swivels her hips and keeps hitting the mute button to let out a few moans. He yells at her for putting him on hold. She tells him the phone keeps cutting out. He yells back "bitch I bought you that phone because the last one kept fucking up, I'm on my way and you better let me in this time!!!" "don't come, the girls are home with their.... click!" She starts gobbling me off sloppy schloppy and riding me with the back and forth to get me off before he gets there.
2 minutes later...
"Call the cops I don't give a fuck. You know what she's doing up there."
"Open this door!!!"
"What type of dude would be up there with her grands in the house"
She looks back at me and I look up at her - we can't believe this dude is actually arguing with the nosy neighbor. Nosy neighbor is looking out running interference.
Anywho, her daughter busts in with air freshener, wrapping a towel around her, pulls the sheets and us off the bed "run in my room!". "Get off him, mama, you know that n-word is crazy!!! Hurry up. We gonna get voted out on the street if the cops come again this week" Wait. What!
She runs downstairs to let him in and I hop in her daughter's bed under the sheets. They are arguing and he's like "ok, well who's car is that with out of state plates" Her daughter is back in her room with a towel wrapped around her (with shorts and a halter but selling the fact she's naked) "that's my company from school, mind your business, you don't run shit around here"
He snatches the door open. [ G-move ] I toss the condom in the garbage can and lay back with my hands behind my head with the Kool-Aid smile. "What up old head" [ /G-move ] He slams the door. "That's what's wrong with you motherfuckers around here" Daughter hops up "Don't get fucked up, all I gotta do is yell out the window and you'll get fucked up around here, then I'm calling my daddy" Simultaneously the chick I was fucking hits that motherfucker with an iron "Don't yell at my daughter" and all three women converge on his ass, rushing him down the stairs, dude was kinda husky but they back him down. I look out the window and nosy neighbor and her son jump in on it. I grab my clothes and get dressed like... why the hell am I nearly naked up here with these crying kids. Then I hear sirens. I walk outside and since this was before WorldStarHH, I'll say the scene looks like some Hood2Hood shit, way more graphic than Cops would air.
I slipped nosy neighbor a $20 and gave daughter a $50 then bounced. I'm done for the day, I'm in my room in Richmond, got food, got DVDs and ready to file my paperwork online. Old girl called me back talking about 'I'm sorry about that, he left, you can come back'. Girl I'm not coming back out there, thanks for the invite but you have to come to me from now on, I'll be in Richmond for the next 2 weeks, laters. Never saw that chick again but her daughter called a couple times.
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