Anybody catch that Last man on earth show last night?

[Djmarkxr7]

We on the same page but check it.

Consider the statement, not even if you were the last man on earth.

Phil is the last/worst man on the planet.

Homely Carol settled for the first dude that came along and jumped in feet first in spite of the fact that he is not that in to her.

Better looking Melissa was just messing with the fat dude until an upgrade came along.

Carol and Melissa were only tolerating with Phil and Todd because they were the last and only options.

These chicks outnumbered the men. The chicks are in competition for the most elegible man.

Phil and Todd have no play at this time.

They have no play with any of the chicks because the show ain't about them.

Carol divorced Phil to get back on the market.

Melissa wouldn't commit to Todd to keep herself on the market.

The older/milf woman and the exotic/blackish woman are props too.

Phil 2.0 ain't desperately seeking to fuck cause he knows he can have any and all of those chicks.

Carol won round 1 and 2. Melissa is about the play her hand next. She has been studying everybody.

Phil Feel Fill.

Boris is like the Modern Human who is replacing the neanderthal.

You're off about Carol, she's actually the ONLY one who is acting like the world hasn't changed, remember how she wanted Phil to even keep stopping for STOP signs & red lights, that's why she married Phil, no sex before marriage/bastard kids, she divorced him because Phil was an asshole, time and again he kept showing he wasn't worthy, the last straw was telling the two new chicks that she was dead, remember that she even had to trick him to move into his house (getting the cow to go upstairs @ hers & blaming Phil since he never replaced her door) this was BEFORE Phil 2.0 showed up!

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

should be a poll on which woman you would have to choose if you were the Black"Phil"

 

[The Pope]

 

[rNubb]

You're off about Carol, she's actually the ONLY one who is acting like the world hasn't changed, remember how she wanted Phil to even keep stopping for STOP signs & red lights, that's why she married Phil, no sex before marriage/bastard kids, she divorced him because Phil was an asshole, time and again he kept showing he wasn't worthy, the last straw was telling the two new chicks that she was dead, remember that she even had to trick him to move into his house (getting the cow to go upstairs @ hers & blaming Phil since he never replaced her door) this was BEFORE Phil 2.0 showed up!

Carol is fucking Phil 2.0 without a ring.

Her rules, regulations and standards only applied to Phil.

Carol labeled all the other chicks hoes meanwhile she has gotten banged by 2/3 of the men in the last week to 10 days.

She has only known Phil 2.0 for like 48 hours.

She ain't quite the good girl she betrays herself to be.

Bet she won't nagged and handcuff Phil 2.0.

 

[Solomon]

Carol is fucking Phil 2.0 without a ring.

Her rules, regulations and standards only applied to Phil.

Carol labeled all the other chicks hoes meanwhile she has gotten banged by 2/3 of the men in the last week to 10 days.

She has only known Phil 2.0 for like 48 hours.

She ain't quite the good girl she betrays herself to be.

Bet she won't nagged and handcuff Phil 2.0.

I figured out Carol was full of shit (or the writers didn't think it through) when she told Phil 1.0 that she wouldn't have sex with him unless they were married, but then bragged about how she was an excellent lover. That means she had been fucking out of wedlock but pulled the "we need to be married" bullshit when she really didn't have any other options.

Plus if Phil 1.0 was real about it he would have been like, "Bitch, I only asked you to be nice. We're the last 2 people on earth and you're giving up the pussy one way or another."

 

[RoadRage]

Carol is fucking Phil 2.0 without a ring.

Her rules, regulations and standards only applied to Phil.

Carol labeled all the other chicks hoes meanwhile she has gotten banged by 2/3 of the men in the last week to 10 days.

She has only known Phil 2.0 for like 48 hours.

She ain't quite the good girl she betrays herself to be.

Bet she won't nagged and handcuff Phil 2.0.

So you noticed that shit playa... That's why I say bitch rules are for Simps who follow them.. When a real dude comes watch how fast they break them... This is more proof that the show exposes hoes..

 

[Djmarkxr7]

Carol is fucking Phil 2.0 without a ring.

Her rules, regulations and standards only applied to Phil.

Carol labeled all the other chicks hoes meanwhile she has gotten banged by 2/3 of the men in the last week to 10 days.

She has only known Phil 2.0 for like 48 hours.

She ain't quite the good girl she betrays herself to be.

Bet she won't nagged and handcuff Phil 2.0.

I figured out Carol was full of shit (or the writers didn't think it through) when she told Phil 1.0 that she wouldn't have sex with him unless they were married, but then bragged about how she was an excellent lover. That means she had been fucking out of wedlock but pulled the "we need to be married" bullshit when she really didn't have any other options.

Plus if Phil 1.0 was real about it he would have been like, "Bitch, I only asked you to be nice. We're the last 2 people on earth and you're giving up the pussy one way or another."

So you noticed that shit playa... That's why I say bitch rules are for Simps who follow them.. When a real dude comes watch how fast they break them... This is more proof that the show exposes hoes..

My dudes, it's EXACTLY what Road Rage is saying, in the REAL world the simp rules simply DON'T APPLY to Phil 2.0, she pulled that ish on Phil 1.0 because she knew Phil 1.0 would go for it, I already said earlier in this thread that I would've told her to kick rocks on that marriage BS, that when she was ready just walk over, get on her knees and start sucking!!!

Post#50 in this thread

Yup!

Straight up would've told her "Bitch, you have ZERO options, WHENEVER you're ready just come over, drop to your knees and get to sucking!!!"

I ain't raping nobody, it's not in my nature.

I also said earlier that when looks come into play, IT DOESN'T MATTER what Phil 2.0's past was, or if he was an asshole, he would STILL be the most sought after man, JUST LIKE THE REAL WORLD, dude coulda said he massacred an ENTIRE TOWN, ALL of those women would still be like "I can fix him!" before giving Phil or Todd a second look!!!

Post #104

Yup!

I was telling a friend that even if Boris came in as a true asshole who massacred an entire town, he would STILL be @ the top guy!!!

Phil & Todd are the types women get with AFTER the Boris types have screwed them over several times and are done with them!

 

[Djmarkxr7]

The season finale was crazy, Tandy stayed true to his asshole self & Phil 2.0 asserted himself to his detriment, and in the end Carol stayed Carol, even with her BS excuse about sex.

Todd just further illustrated how he fucked himself.

 

[bborn]

peace

should be a poll on which woman you would have to choose if you were the Black"Phil"

I still say Carol's funny faced ass still had more tits & ass than all of them but regardless they all would have got fucked one way or the other together & seperately.

 

[RoadRage]

What was you guys take on the astronaut at the end?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Tandy- Cannot believe he lets them call him tandy

I am fucking crying at Carol saying its just casual sex when he had to marry her omfg this shit is too fucking hilarious
"awww tough bananas"



"i treated her so well how dare her!"

"who is this free will having fun to be around having casual sex"




the look on tandy and the 2 chicks face when he kissed carol

FUCKING PRICELESS

Tandy is such a bitch. he really deserves everything that happens to him

Todd is such a bitch too

the phil virus gone todd gets his chick back

 

[tonescrilla]

What was you guys take on the astronaut at the end?

Thats his brother that he waited until the last episode to mention. I think it serves two purposes-if the series gets cancelled, its a funny thing to go out on, and if they pick up season two, phil will probably figure out a way to pick up satellite signals and accidentally get in contact with him

 

[RoadRage]

Thats his brother that he waited until the last episode to mention. I think it serves two purposes-if the series gets cancelled, its a funny thing to go out on, and if they pick up season two, phil will probably figure out a way to pick up satellite signals and accidentally get in contact with him

Good eye....

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

http://dlisted.com/2016/01/16/open-post-hosted-by-will-fortes-half-shaved-hair-situation/

 

[dwnsouth]

i knew Boris character wasnt going to make it once i saw him listed as a 'guest star'