Anybody catch that Last man on earth show last night?

:lol::lol::lol:


this dude dont know women....!


He think he going go around macking....!


them hoes will want to lock you down..

and handcuff you..


one ho will want to be your everything...:rolleyes:


and you will find yourself on the run from psycho chicks

that be on some, If I cant have you nobody could have you shit...



dude dont know women at all B:lol:

also picture having to be on the run from a cult led by her
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with these two as her enforcers :roflmao2:

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This may be true but then again he is an asshole only guys can relate with, because if you ever been married long enough or lived with a woman for years you would know that the Coolidge effect is very real and as soon as it starts kicking in like clockwork a bad ass female moves in right next door, and as the result of both things occurring, it turns us guys into assholes, and is the root of most cheating us guys do..
Whats funny about the show is knowing he is an asshole, not rooting for duke but at the same time understaning him by knowing you would do the same exact shit if you was in his shoes..
Plus when he finally got the chance to fuck both broads, tell me you didn't feel for all boy after it got fucked up, I could actually hear an inner voice saying Nooooooooooo!:lol:

i didn't she was trying to fuck i was like don't mess it up. just fuck her. come on now dude don't do anything she's ready she's into it just get on the bed and fuck and he HAD to go to the guitar.

im like don't do it bro don't do it don't show off you don't need to show off it's done mission accomplished you reasoned your way into fucking her and she's down don't blow it

but because he's such an asshole and so egotistical he had to let off the fireworks

had to

:lol::lol:
 
This show is becoming hard to watch because he is a complete idiot. I think I would enjoy it more if he was smart.
 
i didn't she was trying to fuck i was like don't mess it up. just fuck her. come on now dude don't do anything she's ready she's into it just get on the bed and fuck and he HAD to go to the guitar.

im like don't do it bro don't do it don't show off you don't need to show off it's done mission accomplished you reasoned your way into fucking her and she's down don't blow it

but because he's such an asshole and so egotistical he had to let off the fireworks

had to

:lol::lol:
His problem is that he's an asshole who tries to do the right thing.. Look if your going to do the asshole thingy, you may as well go out and not try to sugar coat things..:lol:
 
After watching the rest of the show, it is evident that what happen to Phil is supposed to be a montage or is to be symbolic of what most men go through in the different stages of being married.. His behavior may seem kind of silly to some, especially those who were never married or never lived with a female, only because what they did was break down what usually would happen in ten years in to a week or so.
In actuality the show should be called, how to avoid being a simp, because they break down shit that many married guys go through and how they wind up being converted into simps.. Here are my breakdowns of the rules he failed to follow..

1- Never be pressured into getting married, even if you believe that its the right thing to do, or if thats the last good pussy you'd get, or you don't want to hurt her feelings, if thats your reasons to do it... Just say no
2- Its not that serious, wanna bet, most guys don't realize how serious it is, until years later (or in his case, the same day) when the girl of your dreams show up and you blow it due to that ring on your finger..
3- Yo if you got to jack, you better get that pussy when that pussy is there for the taking.. Not saying you should do it, but if you should you need to know that when you are married many times there will be only one chance to get that pussy blow it and you'd never see it again..
4- Timing, timing, timing... Yo, timing is everything, if you are too thirsty you'd are likely to do shit, way before you are ready and with out thinking..
Plus it would push good pussy away.. If your timing is too slow, well refer to number 3..
5-Not a rule but you have to understand, you never see a real woman until after you fuck her and marry her... Notice how ol girl whipped out a can of beans after they fucked...:lol: That represents how some chicks start farting and doing all types of nasty shit, after they say I do...
6-And of course the most important, never expect to get sympathy pussy for a marriage no matter how fucked up it is, and how much you feel you were trapped..

One thing I find really funny that most people miss, is that Phil is the only one there acting normal, well at least normal under the circumstances... Think about it, he is the only one who is suffering from isolation, the only one losing his mind at times, the only one looking like he is the last person on earth..
In actuality this is what you'd expect a person, who went through what he went through to act... The rest of them act like they just got back from the mall, not something you'd expect under those conditions.. Yet they are looking at him like he is the abnormal one..
But then again, from a male point of view that how you can feel sometimes during a marriage you can feel like everyone else are the crazy ones, while they look at you as the bad guy..
To me, Last man on earth is the most funniest show to take on the subject of marriage from a man's perspective, since married with children..
Matter of fact poor Phil reminds me of poor Al..
The bottom line is, I've witnessed many of my boys get broken down into simps, by their wives... At the end of the day, you must be and stay a man, at least you will have your self respect something that both your wife and other women can appreciate.
 
Yea he's an idiot and then they act so shitty towards him too.

I would've been kicked them people out of the cul-de-sac talking to me like that

having that board of complaints towards me?

everybody hating me?

man please you guys can go live somewhere else ain't nothing you can say or do.

Everybody acting like the marriage was built on love and tradition and shit and not her crazy ass saying the only way they can repopulate the earth is to get married lol

:smh:

Really don't like Mellisa at all.

Everyone else is cool
 
If you like women then you wouldn't have no problem fucking that duck looking chick if she was the only chick on earth.

Dude and the duck chick met and she subdued him because of his Weakness.

Dude is weak-minded and whiney.

The chicks decided to both fuck him. They treating him like a bitch.

Dude should be fucking all those chicks if he wants.

Dude is weak-minded and a bitch type.
 
If you like women then you wouldn't have no problem fucking that duck looking chick if she was the only chick on earth.

Dude and the duck chick met and she subdued him because of his Weakness.

Dude is weak-minded and whiney.

The chicks decided to both fuck him. They treating him like a bitch.

Dude should be fucking all those chicks if he wants.

Dude is weak-minded and a bitch type.

yup

he was the last dick on earth.

that's how he should have played it instead of the other way around.
 
that's why its so fucking funny

everything he did being an asshole has backfired immediately

shaved his beard..they liked the beard look

if he wouldn't have INSISTED on setting off fireworks before he fucked the blonde the other guy would have never been there. he would've been fucking the last 2 women on earth getting them pregnant by himself if he was just not such an egotistical asshole




:roflmao3:


"That orgasm was brought to you by Phil!"

Egotistical asshole to the 10th power!!!:lol:
 
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it'd be 4 women right. he'd be fucking 4 women..:lol:

those 2 were already down on SIGHT

he was getting ready to go fuck em both before the eventual disaster happened to him.

He had the 2 wrapped up just by showing up and TALKED his way OUT of the pussy, dude had to pull out his fake crying game to get back in, while I understood & could work with his "reset" theory, his BIG mistake was saying that his wife was dead, as opposed to saying something like she was no longer in the picture, something he could @ least come back from.
 
If you like women then you wouldn't have no problem fucking that duck looking chick if she was the only chick on earth.

Dude and the duck chick met and she subdued him because of his Weakness.

Dude is weak-minded and whiney.

The chicks decided to both fuck him. They treating him like a bitch.

Dude should be fucking all those chicks if he wants.

Dude is weak-minded and a bitch type.

yup

he was the last dick on earth.

that's how he should have played it instead of the other way around.

Yup!

Straight up would've told her "Bitch, you have ZERO options, WHENEVER you're ready just come over, drop to your knees and get to sucking!!!"

I ain't raping nobody, it's not in my nature.
 
He had the 2 wrapped up just by showing up and TALKED his way OUT of the pussy, dude had to pull out his fake crying game to get back in, while I understood & could work with his "reset" theory, his BIG mistake was saying that his wife was dead, as opposed to saying something like she was no longer in the picture, something he could @ least come back from.

he should've kept it real. that's his problem. he never keeps it real. he should have said no we're not alone. when i thought i was the last person on earth i got married to the last woman on earth we aren't compatible so its not going to last. there's 3 other people and 2 of them are together as a couple.

he'd been swimming in those 2 chicks

now todd is going to end up fucking ALL the chicks playing that whole he's such a nice guy shit

:smh:

can't trust the fats
 
he should've kept it real. that's his problem. he never keeps it real. he should have said no we're not alone. when i thought i was the last person on earth i got married to the last woman on earth we aren't compatible so its not going to last. there's 3 other people and 2 of them are together as a couple.

he'd been swimming in those 2 chicks

now todd is going to end up fucking ALL the chicks playing that whole he's such a nice guy shit

:smh:

can't trust the fats


Lol, YUP!!!:yes:

I was like, if you're gonna tell them you're alone, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU STAY IN TUCSON?!?

With NO electricity, you can see ANY light produced from MILES away!!!

But I agree with what you said, 9 times out of 10 men fuck up by simply not being HONEST!!!
 
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Phil thinks to damn much! Mary Steenburgen's coochie would be raw just like the rest of the women. I don't care if she can have a baby or not. She would have been making cherry tarts every day!

After I saw the wife(before they married), I would have been walking around with a woodie making sure she sees it in all its glory. Her thirsty ass would have been swallowing like Bobbi Bliss by the time January Jones showed up!

This show needs to be on Cinemax in the mode of that movie Quest for Fire!
 
Phil and Todd. Todd has his boo Phil got rid of his marriage and BOTH the other ladies are ready to fuck and of course him being an asshole and having to do some asshole shit gets it all fucked up.

all he had to do was just wait for his sex date at 3pm then fuck the other chick on the hike and his life would be perfect. instead he wants to be selfish and is immediately punished for it!

fucking

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shows up

this show is a fucking brilliant piece of work

i think enough people have shown up now to create a good dynamic just keep it like this for next season and then you can add more

fucking incredible


And his name is fucking Phil Miller!!!!!!!!!!!


There is no fucking way on earth are they going to start calling me Tandy PERIOD!

we just won't ever speak again.

Call him miller and call me Phil

and then carol gets all dressed up for black Phil??????

she was farting and shit and fucking dressing like a bum for her husband lmao this is some bullshit
 
Phil and Todd. Todd has his boo Phil got rid of his marriage and BOTH the other ladies are ready to fuck and of course him being an asshole and having to do some asshole shit gets it all fucked up.

all he had to do was just wait for his sex date at 3pm then fuck the other chick on the hike and his life would be perfect. instead he wants to be selfish and is immediately punished for it!

fucking

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shows up

this show is a fucking brilliant piece of work

i think enough people have shown up now to create a good dynamic just keep it like this for next season and then you can add more

fucking incredible


And his name is fucking Phil Miller!!!!!!!!!!!


There is no fucking way on earth are they going to start calling me Tandy PERIOD!

we just won't ever speak again.

Call him miller and call me Phil

and then carol gets all dressed up for black Phil??????

she was farting and shit and fucking dressing like a bum for her husband lmao this is some bullshit

Lol, she didn't make Boris no fucking raisin pie!!!

That was for Phil though, he got a chance to see EXACTLY what he looked & sounded like when the blonde popped up!!!
 
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Phil thinks to damn much! Mary Steenburgen's coochie would be raw just like the rest of the women. I don't care if she can have a baby or not. She would have bqualitiesking cherry tarts every day!

After I saw the wife(before they married), I would have been walking around with a woodie making sure she sees it in all its glory. Her thirsty ass would have been swallowing like Bobbi Bliss by the time January Jones showed up!

This show needs to be on Cinemax in the mode of that movie Quest for Fire!
This plus he thinks too little of himself overall to even naturally attract any of them.
They ALL would have been leaking & hollaring enough through open windows so that the whole community would know what's up, curious as fuck.. All he should have been thinking about were all their best qualities as individual women. Mary had more ass than slim ass January but we'd all be fuck friends. Juicy lipped Aussie & Mature sexy would have the next round. No marriages just months of fucking b4 anyone else shows up & dump the girlie mags.
There's pussy to be fucked in them there hills.


:roflmao2: @ Boris' 1st night night touchdown menag
 
After watching the rest of the show, it is evident that what happen to Phil is supposed to be a montage or is to be symbolic of what most men go through in the different stages of being married.. His behavior may seem kind of silly to some, especially those who were never married or never lived with a female, only because what they did was break down what usually would happen in ten years in to a week or so.
In actuality the show should be called, how to avoid being a simp, because they break down shit that many married guys go through and how they wind up being converted into simps.. Here are my breakdowns of the rules he failed to follow..

1- Never be pressured into getting married, even if you believe that its the right thing to do, or if thats the last good pussy you'd get, or you don't want to hurt her feelings, if thats your reasons to do it... Just say no
2- Its not that serious, wanna bet, most guys don't realize how serious it is, until years later (or in his case, the same day) when the girl of your dreams show up and you blow it due to that ring on your finger..
3- Yo if you got to jack, you better get that pussy when that pussy is there for the taking.. Not saying you should do it, but if you should you need to know that when you are married many times there will be only one chance to get that pussy blow it and you'd never see it again..
4- Timing, timing, timing... Yo, timing is everything, if you are too thirsty you'd are likely to do shit, way before you are ready and with out thinking..
Plus it would push good pussy away.. If your timing is too slow, well refer to number 3..
5-Not a rule but you have to understand, you never see a real woman until after you fuck her and marry her... Notice how ol girl whipped out a can of beans after they fucked...:lol: That represents how some chicks start farting and doing all types of nasty shit, after they say I do...
6-And of course the most important, never expect to get sympathy pussy for a marriage no matter how fucked up it is, and how much you feel you were trapped..

One thing I find really funny that most people miss, is that Phil is the only one there acting normal, well at least normal under the circumstances... Think about it, he is the only one who is suffering from isolation, the only one losing his mind at times, the only one looking like he is the last person on earth..
In actuality this is what you'd expect a person, who went through what he went through to act... The rest of them act like they just got back from the mall, not something you'd expect under those conditions.. Yet they are looking at him like he is the abnormal one..
But then again, from a male point of view that how you can feel sometimes during a marriage you can feel like everyone else are the crazy ones, while they look at you as the bad guy..
To me, Last man on earth is the most funniest show to take on the subject of marriage from a man's perspective, since married with children..
Matter of fact poor Phil reminds me of poor Al..
The bottom line is, I've witnessed many of my boys get broken down into simps, by their wives... At the end of the day, you must be and stay a man, at least you will have your self respect something that both your wife and other women can appreciate.


LOL, all it took is for an actual GOOD LOOKING GUY to show up, now Todd is gonna get his "Phil" (acting like an asshole), or should I say "Tandy" on!!!:lol:

And just ALL of the women are getting their BEST flirts on, yet dude is gravitating towards the UGLY one!!!:lol:
 
LOL, all it took is for an actual GOOD LOOKING GUY to show up, now Todd is gonna get his "Phil" (acting like an asshole), or should I say "Tandy" on!!!:lol:

And just ALL of the women are getting their BEST flirts on, yet dude is gravitating towards the UGLY one!!!:lol:

id be doing everything in my power to set him up with the ugly one :lol:
 
oh man oh man oh man!


Tom! Fucking idiot! your insecurities made you blow the shit up! that happens SO FUCKING MUCH MAN this show is fucking brilliant

I can't believe that they're calling him Tandy

both of you hit the fucking gym!

Oh man Todd and his dumb ass insecurities!

man why pick Carol????
smfh

Now Todd is Tandy
this shit is amazing
 


Tonight's episode is the first I watched and to paraphrase....



The black man comes out of nowhere and is better than the two white cats not on an life experienced level but on a basic reptile, I have more gray matter than you have, level.

And how do the white dudes deal with it?



"Bro, we got to kill that nigga.":hmm:



MAN IF ART DOESN'T MIRROR LIFE...:smh:


* two cents *
 


Tonight's episode is the first I watched and to paraphrase....



The black man comes out of nowhere and is better than the two white cats not on an life experienced level but on a basic reptile, I have more gray matter than you have, level.

And how do the white dudes deal with it?



"Bro, we got to kill that nigga.":hmm:



MAN IF ART DOESN'T MIRROR LIFE...:smh:


* two cents *

Man just go back 1 episode to when he showed up and see how everything unraveled man. Instant attraction to him. He knows how to do everything they thought they did but for real. He plays it cool with all the women and they flock to him because of it. same time they are immediately threatened by him. Todd was cool this entire time. He was cool as a fan and then he just unraveled. Tom from tonight episode and To from 2 episodes ago is a completely different person.

His insane jealousy ended a relationship. His broad was going to try and work with him but he just ended the shit trying to be on top and she was just like whatever lol.

he fucked up SO BAD

Tandy.. took his fucking name man Tandy and now he's the president
 


Tonight's episode is the first I watched and to paraphrase....



The black man comes out of nowhere and is better than the two white cats not on an life experienced level but on a basic reptile, I have more gray matter than you have, level.

And how do the white dudes deal with it?



"Bro, we got to kill that nigga.":hmm:



MAN IF ART DOESN'T MIRROR LIFE...:smh:


* two cents *

in addition to this, peep how the producers go over the top showing the black man fucking the ugliest white bitch :hmm:
 
This has got to be the dumbest show ever aired on tv. I tried to watch a couple episodes but this almost like watching crackheads solve a rubiks cube.
 
Phil is an idiot in 1000 ways. I don't have time to list them all. If these folks were the last people on Earth, I'd keep it pushin...
 
in addition to this, peep how the producers go over the top showing the black man fucking the ugliest white bitch :hmm:

Dude, you missed the point, the Black man CLEARLY has his choice of ALL the women yet he chose Tandy's (the former Phil) chick, just as Tandy was telling himself that they were now friend's and he didn't have to worry about him anymore, HE PROCEEDED TO FUCK HER LOUDLY!!!

Piece by piece, he took EVERYTHING from Tandy, INCLUDING HIS NAME, his title (as President), his position (as leader), his woman, and, with his installation of the shower, he essentially took over his house!!!:lol:
 
Dude, you missed the point, the Black man CLEARLY has his choice of ALL the women yet he chose Tandy's (the former Phil) chick, just as Tandy was telling himself that they were now friend's and he didn't have to worry about him anymore, HE PROCEEDED TO FUCK HER LOUDLY!!!

Piece by piece, he took EVERYTHING from Tandy, INCLUDING HIS NAME, his title (as President), his position (as leader), his woman, and, with his installation of the shower, he essentially took over his house!!!:lol:

He probably was fucking all the women in said shower :lol:
 
You know why this show is so funny, its like when you was a kid and you used to see grown ass men doing dumb ass shit and you wondered why... Well the show, explains how pussy can get grown ass men to do all types of dumb ass shit..:lol:
 
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