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The Teachings Of The Merciful Zod: Ongoing
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Dark this movement is now out of your control
Its in The Hands OF Lord Zod Who Sits On High...I Am Merely His Disciple
Smallville never happened. It has been erased from minds for 10 years of fuckery (Superman can't fly?!?!)
Now, in the interest of not derailing the thread; ALL HAIL ZOD!
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He's shown me how much of a bitch ass faggot you are. zahmen!
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF ZODISM
AND, THE LORD ZOD SPAKE UNTO YE, AND YE DID FUCKING LISTEN AND OBEY.
1: THOU SHALT NOT KNEEL BEFORE NO OTHER ZODS BEFORE THEE.
2: THOU SHALT MAKE UNTO MY GREATNESS MANY GRAVEN IMAGES OF ROTUND AND COMPLIANT POSTERIORS, EXALTING THE GREATNESS AND BLESSINGS ZOD HAVE BESTOWED UPON DAT BUTT.
3: THOU SHALT NOT GIVE COMPLIANCE IN VAIN. ALL COMPLIANCE MUST BE VERIFIED REGULARLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD.
4: REMEMBER THIS DAY, THE DAY OF ZOD AND KEEP IT HOLY. ALL THOSE WHO FORSAKE THE DAY OF ZOD AND COMPLIANCE SHALT BE FOUND IN ERROR AND BLOWN TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS WITH THINE HOLY HAND OF ZOD.
5: HONOR THY ROD, THE ALMIGHTY PHALLUS, THAT IT SHOULD GRANT UPON YOU LIMITLESS POWER AND PLEASURE OF COMPLIANCE WITH THE LADIES ALL NIGHT LONG WITHOUT GETTING LIMPDICK.
6: THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY, IN WHICH CASE, THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY WITH A THOUSAND STROKES OF THE TONGUE. THIS METHOD OF COMPLIANCE MUST BE FOLLOWED BY A THOUSAND BANGS BALLS DEEP UNTIL PARALYSIS OF THE SPINE OCCURS AND DAT BUTT GAPES WIDE AS THE GRAND CANYON.
7: THOU SHALT COMMIT COMPLIANCE WITH THINE WOMAN, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
8: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, UNLESS IT IS THE ANAL VIRGINITY OF SOME FAIR YET STUBBORN MAIDEN (SHE MUST BE MADE TO COMPLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD). THEN HER BOOTYHOLE MUST BE BLUDGEONED FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS (NO VASALINE) THAT TURN FROM HER WICKED WAYS AND SHE NEVER STRAY FROM THE WAY OF ZOD.
9: THOU SHALT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST ANYONE WHO DECRIES THE NAME OF ZOD AND ATTEMPTS TO DISUADE YOU AND OTHERS FROM FOLLOWING MY COMMANDMENTS OF COMPLIANCE. INSTEAD GIVE THEIR WIVES COMPLIANCE AND CONVERT THEM TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
10: THOU SHALT COVET THY STRIPPER HOES, THOTS AND RATCHETS, AND THEIR BIG FUCKING ASSES FOR THEY ARE COMPLIANT TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
*These may be commandments are subject to revision*
so it is written so shall it be done...
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someone needs to jack that Zod logo
just that logo on the chest of a t shirt and on the back of the shirt right around the should blades
KNEEL
someone needs to jack that Zod logo
just that logo on the chest of a t shirt and on the back of the shirt right around the should blades
KNEEL
where dat streaming lank?
Zod also appreciates creative adornment of the divine invitation
here you go
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They have accepted Zod into their lives
Another Follower of ZOD
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where can i buy this?
Is there a link to this scene?
Looks like Caramel Kitten!!
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