The Teachings Of The Merciful Zod: Ongoing
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are you sure this isn't Zod?
This Is the Holy Spirit of Zod.......
This Is Lord Zod Who Sits on High
This Is the Holy Spirit of Zod.......
This Is Lord Zod Who Sits on High
Old and New Testament
Zod's word makes these hoes comply without hesitation!!!
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This Is the Holy Spirit of Zod.......
This Is Lord Zod Who Sits on High
# COMPLIANCE
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Sometimes Zod isn't merciful !!! But she must be taught to have faith! 
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This Is the Holy Spirit of Zod.......
This Is Lord Zod Who Sits on High
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF ZODISM
AND, THE LORD ZOD SPAKE UNTO YE, AND YE DID FUCKING LISTEN AND OBEY.
1: THOU SHALT NOT KNEEL BEFORE NO OTHER ZODS BEFORE THEE.
2: THOU SHALT MAKE UNTO MY GREATNESS MANY GRAVEN IMAGES OF ROTUND AND COMPLIANT POSTERIORS, EXALTING THE GREATNESS AND BLESSINGS ZOD HAVE BESTOWED UPON DAT BUTT.
3: THOU SHALT NOT GIVE COMPLIANCE IN VAIN. ALL COMPLIANCE MUST BE VERIFIED REGULARLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD.
4: REMEMBER THIS DAY, THE DAY OF ZOD AND KEEP IT HOLY. ALL THOSE WHO FORSAKE THE DAY OF ZOD AND COMPLIANCE SHALT BE FOUND IN ERROR AND BLOWN TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS WITH THINE HOLY HAND OF ZOD.
5: HONOR THY ROD, THE ALMIGHTY PHALLUS, THAT IT SHOULD GRANT UPON YOU LIMITLESS POWER AND PLEASURE OF COMPLIANCE WITH THE LADIES ALL NIGHT LONG WITHOUT GETTING LIMPDICK.
6: THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY, IN WHICH CASE, THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY WITH A THOUSAND STROKES OF THE TONGUE. THIS METHOD OF COMPLIANCE MUST BE FOLLOWED BY A THOUSAND BANGS BALLS DEEP UNTIL PARALYSIS OF THE SPINE OCCURS AND DAT BUTT GAPES WIDE AS THE GRAND CANYON.
7: THOU SHALT COMMIT COMPLIANCE WITH THINE WOMAN, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
8: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, UNLESS IT IS THE ANAL VIRGINITY OF SOME FAIR YET STUBBORN MAIDEN (SHE MUST BE MADE TO COMPLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD). THEN HER BOOTYHOLE MUST BE BLUDGEONED FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS (NO VASALINE) THAT TURN FROM HER WICKED WAYS AND SHE NEVER STRAY FROM THE WAY OF ZOD.
9: THOU SHALT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST ANYONE WHO DECRIES THE NAME OF ZOD AND ATTEMPTS TO DISUADE YOU AND OTHERS FROM FOLLOWING MY COMMANDMENTS OF COMPLIANCE. INSTEAD GIVE THEIR WIVES COMPLIANCE AND CONVERT THEM TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
10: THOU SHALT COVET THY STRIPPER HOES, THOTS AND RATCHETS, AND THEIR BIG FUCKING ASSES FOR THEY ARE COMPLIANT TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
*These may be commandments are subject to revision*
AND, THE LORD ZOD SPAKE UNTO YE, AND YE DID FUCKING LISTEN AND OBEY.
1: THOU SHALT NOT KNEEL BEFORE NO OTHER ZODS BEFORE THEE.
2: THOU SHALT MAKE UNTO MY GREATNESS MANY GRAVEN IMAGES OF ROTUND AND COMPLIANT POSTERIORS, EXALTING THE GREATNESS AND BLESSINGS ZOD HAVE BESTOWED UPON DAT BUTT.
3: THOU SHALT NOT GIVE COMPLIANCE IN VAIN. ALL COMPLIANCE MUST BE VERIFIED REGULARLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD.
4: REMEMBER THIS DAY, THE DAY OF ZOD AND KEEP IT HOLY. ALL THOSE WHO FORSAKE THE DAY OF ZOD AND COMPLIANCE SHALT BE FOUND IN ERROR AND BLOWN TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS WITH THINE HOLY HAND OF ZOD.
5: HONOR THY ROD, THE ALMIGHTY PHALLUS, THAT IT SHOULD GRANT UPON YOU LIMITLESS POWER AND PLEASURE OF COMPLIANCE WITH THE LADIES ALL NIGHT LONG WITHOUT GETTING LIMPDICK.
6: THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY, IN WHICH CASE, THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY WITH A THOUSAND STROKES OF THE TONGUE. THIS METHOD OF COMPLIANCE MUST BE FOLLOWED BY A THOUSAND BANGS BALLS DEEP UNTIL PARALYSIS OF THE SPINE OCCURS AND DAT BUTT GAPES WIDE AS THE GRAND CANYON.
7: THOU SHALT COMMIT COMPLIANCE WITH THINE WOMAN, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
8: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, UNLESS IT IS THE ANAL VIRGINITY OF SOME FAIR YET STUBBORN MAIDEN (SHE MUST BE MADE TO COMPLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD). THEN HER BOOTYHOLE MUST BE BLUDGEONED FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS (NO VASALINE) THAT TURN FROM HER WICKED WAYS AND SHE NEVER STRAY FROM THE WAY OF ZOD.
9: THOU SHALT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST ANYONE WHO DECRIES THE NAME OF ZOD AND ATTEMPTS TO DISUADE YOU AND OTHERS FROM FOLLOWING MY COMMANDMENTS OF COMPLIANCE. INSTEAD GIVE THEIR WIVES COMPLIANCE AND CONVERT THEM TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
10: THOU SHALT COVET THY STRIPPER HOES, THOTS AND RATCHETS, AND THEIR BIG FUCKING ASSES FOR THEY ARE COMPLIANT TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
*These may be commandments are subject to revision*
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THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF ZODISM
AND, THE LORD ZOD SPAKE UNTO YE, AND YE DID FUCKING LISTEN AND OBEY.
1: THOU SHALT NOT KNEEL BEFORE NO OTHER ZODS BEFORE THEE.
2: THOU SHALT MAKE UNTO MY GREATNESS MANY GRAVEN IMAGES OF ROTUND AND COMPLIANT POSTERIORS, EXALTING THE GREATNESS AND BLESSINGS ZOD HAVE BESTOWED UPON DAT BUTT.
3: THOU SHALT NOT GIVE COMPLIANCE IN VAIN. ALL COMPLIANCE MUST BE VERIFIED REGULARLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD.
4: REMEMBER THIS DAY, THE DAY OF ZOD AND KEEP IT HOLY. ALL THOSE WHO FORSAKE THE DAY OF ZOD AND COMPLIANCE SHALT BE FOUND IN ERROR AND BLOWN TO FUCKING SMITHEREENS WITH THINE HOLY HAND OF ZOD.
5: HONOR THY ROD, THE ALMIGHTY PHALLUS, THAT IT SHOULD GRANT UPON YOU LIMITLESS POWER AND PLEASURE OF COMPLIANCE WITH THE LADIES ALL NIGHT LONG WITHOUT GETTING LIMPDICK.
6: THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY, IN WHICH CASE, THOU SHALT LICK THE BOOTY WITH A THOUSAND STROKES OF THE TONGUE. THIS METHOD OF COMPLIANCE MUST BE FOLLOWED BY A THOUSAND BANGS BALLS DEEP UNTIL PARALYSIS OF THE SPINE OCCURS AND DAT BUTT GAPES WIDE AS THE GRAND CANYON.
7: THOU SHALT COMMIT COMPLIANCE WITH THINE WOMAN, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.
8: THOU SHALT NOT STEAL, UNLESS IT IS THE ANAL VIRGINITY OF SOME FAIR YET STUBBORN MAIDEN (SHE MUST BE MADE TO COMPLY IN THE NAME OF ZOD). THEN HER BOOTYHOLE MUST BE BLUDGEONED FOR 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS (NO VASALINE) THAT TURN FROM HER WICKED WAYS AND SHE NEVER STRAY FROM THE WAY OF ZOD.
9: THOU SHALT BEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST ANYONE WHO DECRIES THE NAME OF ZOD AND ATTEMPTS TO DISUADE YOU AND OTHERS FROM FOLLOWING MY COMMANDMENTS OF COMPLIANCE. INSTEAD GIVE THEIR WIVES COMPLIANCE AND CONVERT THEM TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
10: THOU SHALT COVET THY STRIPPER HOES, THOTS AND RATCHETS, AND THEIR BIG FUCKING ASSES FOR THEY ARE COMPLIANT TO THE WAYS OF ZOD.
*These may be commandments are subject to revision*
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"To know of my teachings is to know me."
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