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Re: Kobe Bryant haters gonna hate (LOL!)

Naw to be honest I think Kobe wants to stay on the Lakers because he knows this the only team he can jack up 30 shots a game at 38% from the field. You can't go on a contender doing that shit.

He owns the city
even a shitty lakers team is still #1 in l.a. lol
 
Re: Kobe Bryant haters gonna hate (LOL!)

Naw to be honest I think Kobe wants to stay on the Lakers because he knows this the only team he can jack up 30 shots a game at 38% from the field. You can't go on a contender doing that shit.

Lebron shooting percentage is not too much higher than kobe ' s and he's on the court with 2 all stars. Kobe has his 5 rings let him end his career having fun. I actually like checking in every once in a while to see how many points he scores it's the only interesting thing happening in basketball.
 
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Probably another reason why he ain't leaving. He goes to any other contender and he's a role player.

Kobe is going to conduct his own funeral. A pre recorded tape of him giving the Eulogy, singing the Hymn of the month, giving the benediction and you gonna have to wear a Kobe mask to carry the casket to the burial grounds

He ain't ever gonna be a role player
 
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Kobe is going to conduct his own funeral. A pre recorded tape of him giving the Eulogy, singing the Hymn of the month, giving the benediction and you gonna have to wear a Kobe mask to carry the casket to the burial grounds

He ain't ever gonna be a role player

He's gonna be 45 starting at 2 guard for the Fakers and they gonna ride for him too. Still shooting 30 shots a game.
 
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Last night, fucked around and got a triple double :cool:
 
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Last night, fucked around and got a triple double :cool:

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Damn that's john starks playoff level right there.. You NEVER GO FULL JOHN STaRKS...NEVER!!!!:lol:
 
Re: Kobe Bryant haters gonna hate (LOL!)

Naw to be honest I think Kobe wants to stay on the Lakers because he knows this the only team he can jack up 30 shots a game at 38% from the field. You can't go on a contender doing that shit.

Basically
 
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People are so used to Kobe chucking that they don't fully realize how demented the shit he's doing really is.

Two times in Kobe's career made me wonder if this nigga had a conscience(There have been others, but these two stood out the most). I mean, REALLY. Not when some player is shooting from anywhere because they're hot. I'm talking about a player repeatedly shooting from anywhere, when they're ice cold.

- In the early 2000s the Lakers played a game against the Celtics in which Kobe was 17-47. That was atrocious enough, but what was really off-putting was, dude got fouled with like a minute left in the game, and he had the most serene look on his face at the FT line ... like, they were two minutes into the 1st quarter.

I was like, 'How can this nigga look so calm after chucking up 47 shots, and bricking WELL over half?!?!?'

- The season Dwight played with LA, there was Sunday game on NBC where Kobe, in the last six minutes of the game, came down and shot EVERY time...

...without making a single pass. Not only did they not win that game, I don't think Kobe hit more than two shots.


You niggas like to clown, but there is something sociopathic about that nigga...

...and, for me, its still worth following, 'cause the unpredictability is highly addictive.

The way Kobe is puttin' 'em up, he might sneak in another sixty point game. Get up enough shots, and its the right night ... sixty ain't impossible. Its not like anyone on the team will get in his way. :lol:

Don't think because I'm a fan, I don't see what you all see.
 
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People are so used to Kobe chucking that they don't fully realize how demented the shit he's doing really is.

Two times in Kobe's career made me wonder if this nigga had a conscience(There have been others, but these two stood out the most). I mean, REALLY. Not when some player is shooting from anywhere because they're hot. I'm talking about a player repeatedly shooting from anywhere, when they're ice cold.

- In the early 2000s the Lakers played a game against the Celtics in which Kobe was 17-47. That was atrocious enough, but what was really off-putting was, dude got fouled with like a minute left in the game, and he had the most serene look on his face at the FT line ... like, they were two minutes into the 1st quarter.

I was like, 'How can this nigga look so calm after chucking up 47 shots, and bricking WELL over half?!?!?'

- The season Dwight played with LA, there was Sunday game on NBC where Kobe, in the last six minutes of the game, came down and shot EVERY time...

...without making a single pass. Not only did they not win that game, I don't think Kobe hit more than two shots.


You niggas like to clown, but there is something sociopathic about that nigga...

...and, for me, its still worth following, 'cause the unpredictability is highly addictive.

The way Kobe is puttin' 'em up, he might sneak in another sixty point game. Get up enough shots, and its the right night ... sixty ain't impossible. Its not like anyone on the team will get in his way. :lol:

Don't think because I'm a fan, I don't see what you all see.

Exactly. Kobe is sick in the head.

Even after the game, he was talking reckless about the rest of the squad.

It's like he plays like this just to show everybody he can, but he doesn't give a fuck enough to do it every game.

[Kobe]Those that can, shoot, those that can't shall pass the ball to me[/kobe]
 
Re: Kobe Bryant haters gonna hate (LOL!)

All you ever needed to know about Kobe, you learned when he was 17 in high school:



"I have decided to skip college and take my talent to the NBA."

In his mind, that ninja bestowed a gift upon the league.
 
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Exactly. Kobe is sick in the head.

Even after the game, he was talking reckless about the rest of the squad.

It's like he plays like this just to show everybody he can, but he doesn't give a fuck enough to do it every game.

[Kobe]Those that can, shoot, those that can't shall pass the ball to me[/kobe]

There is no doubt in my mind he could average that near triple double type of statline

Or certainly could've had more of them in his career

He just prefers to shoot :lol:
 
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There is no doubt in my mind he could average that near triple double type of statline

Or certainly could've had more of them in his career

He just prefers to shoot :lol:

The shooting isn't the problem - Michael Jordan wasn't exactly gun shy - but its the idea that he doesn't make any real attempts at being efficient until shit gets SO BAD that he has no choice.

He is now operating out of the post, and shooting from mid-range, and he's cash money there. A few seasons ago, he led the NBA in FG% from postups. WHY would you not take full advantage of that?

Its kind of crazy to say this, but this dude could have had an even better career.

He's just hellbent on doing it the Kobe way, which just happens to be erratic as fuck.
 
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For a non conscience chucker he has 6,000 assist and averages 5 for his career :cool:

All you ever needed to know about Kobe, you learned when he was 17 in high school:



"I have decided to skip college and take my talent to the NBA."

In his mind, that ninja bestowed a gift upon the league.


Never watched signing day on ESPNU huh :smh:

That's a tradition
 
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Would you rather have a chucker a player sitting on the bench with a suite cheering the team on? Kobe is the last of a dying breed. You have player coaches he's a player boss

Maybe when Kobe retires he can donate some of his blood to Pooh.

Hell, he might be retired before Kobe. He's already a part time player.
 
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Yooooooooooooooo.... :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Kobe got another triple double tonight...

12 points, 13 assists, and ten TOs. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
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And he had a +15 PER

and most importantly, the team got another win :cool:
 
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>You know, in terms of toilet paper, saying you're as soft as Charmin is a good thing. In basketball? Not so much. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/tweetfromtheseat?src=hash">#tweetfromtheseat</a></p>&mdash; Charmin (@Charmin) <a href="https://twitter.com/Charmin/status/543154770236956672">December 11, 2014</a></blockquote>
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:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
With the Mamba at home shedding his skin (Resting his shooting hand)

The lake show shitted on the NBA's top squad! :lol::lol:

http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=400578718

You know Kobe is pissed about this!! He's going to come back and go 12-67 for 27 points in a 12 point loss to the Washington generals. :smh::smh: Bitch ninja! :angry:

:lol:

Real Talk...they won cause they didn t have kobe missing 20+ shots......

All of the "Who is he going to pass to?" crowd can now kindly STFU.........
 
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Real Talk...they won cause they didn t have kobe missing 20+ shots......

All of the "Who is he going to pass to?" crowd can now kindly STFU.........

But there is some truth in it. Cause when Kobe does pass, these cats (besides Swaggy) act like scared church mice. :lol::lol:

I want to see how they do once he takes a few more off.
 
Re: Kobe Bryant haters gonna hate (LOL!)

If they do the nickname jerseys, his has to say "No Fux Given".

You think he lets Lin speak to him in real life?:confused:. This dude told Shaq to fuck off when he was still dominant, do you think he's listening to Boozer complain in the press about him shooting too much :lol::lol::smh:?

Bean is out of his fucking mind and no one can stop him for the next 2 years. I've accepted this fact and it's probably best everyone else does too :smh::smh:.

:lol::lol::lol: this
me too :lol:
 
http://espn.go.com/blog/los-angeles...thout-kobe-lakers-pull-off-shocker-at-staples

As usual, Lakers guard Nick Young, who scored 15 points, was the most outspoken.

Some guys just played like ‘Django Unchained' -- they were free tonight,” he said.

And what would Young tell Bryant?

Pretty much going to have to tell Kobe to pass me the ball, pass us the ball,” Young said. “Tell him to take the backseat for a little bit. He can be ‘Driving Miss Daisy’ and I can be Miss Daisy and drive.
 
Lakers beat the team with the best record in the NBA without Kobe..


Who's surprised???


They didn't have Kobe to miss his 22 shots tonight.
 
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