I'm About To Give My Opinions On Members Until I Fall Asleep.

[Better]

I don't know why I'm doing this shit, so there is no point in asking.

I'm just going to give my observations of members as the names pop into my head.

If you don't like what I'm doing...

...you can go fuck yourself.

 

[samh32]

Ready ...Set...Go!

 

[egatsby]

This could be interesting. . . If anyone gives a fuck

 

[Better]

Dr. Truth: Liar extraordinaire. The most hilarious poster I've seen since I joined BGOL 8 years ago. Think he's black, but wouldn't be surprised if he's not. The Cali life may explain the racial ambiguity. Severe anger issues, apparently.

 

[OutlawR.O.C.]

 

[30-suits]

I am the spritual guide for bgol. So you better give your fucked up opinion of me you mullafucka or I will beets you gotdamned ass!

 

[Better]

Lattimore: Lucid.

 

[Better]

killah kadafhi(?): Ol' David Aldridge ass nigga. I actually look for his post first when there is some major FA/trade rumor or transactions taking place.

 

[Better]

UpGradeGrave: Comes off as the all-american black man. Nice, respectable wife. Well-behaved kids. Dog. Picket fence. Pro-black w/o the need to build a safe room for the 'coming race war'.

 

[Better]

cocobeauty: pleasant online personality. Probably the freak that you'd never expect to be. Doesn't give off the freak vibe, but ... well, she's a member of a porn-site for a reason? Opinionated w/o being overbearing.

 

[Mello Mello]

 

[Better]

Camille: Maybe the least abrasive personality of all the females I've had run-ins with. Probably cool in real life. Too even-keeled for me to have any negative feelings towards, despite past clashes.

 

[Better]

cokely: Permanently blocked as of 1:08AM EST.

 

[Mello Mello]

Cokely stfu!

UpGradeGrave: Comes off as the all-american black man. Nice, respectable wife. Well-behaved kids. Dog. Picket fence. Pro-black w/o the need to build a safe room for the 'coming race war'.

This is so fucking accurate. That is exactly how I picture him to be by his personality online.

 

[Dr. Truth]

First of all I'm Black. Second of all I Am NOT a liar. I'm a virtual actor. The Doctor shit was aspects of my life weaved together in a gorgeous web. I am a literary genius, a physical Adonis to women, a mentally Black Einstein and a treasure trove of knowledge of life and self. I could get Ellen Degenerate to suck my dick based on my looks alone. How many men do you know can go to LA and get asked to go in the club to attract women while wearing a t shirt shorts and boat shoes?? It happened to me two weeks ago.

 

[max-dawg]

First of all I'm Black. Second of all I Am NOT a liar. The Doctor shit was part of aspects of my life. I am a literary genius, a physical Adonis to women, a mentally Black Einstein and a treasure trove of knowledge of life and self. I could get Ellen Degenerate to suck my dick based on my looks alone. How many men do you know can go to LA and get asked to go in the club to attract women while wearing a t shirt shorts and boat shoes?? It happened to me two weeks ago.

 

[phanatic]

Who else? I don't know much about other users...but there was a lady that blamed black men for everything. I've never been guilty of these things black men were accused...except smashing a few white girls...but that doesn't define me

 

[Chess005]

First of all I'm Black. Second of all I Am NOT a liar. I'm a virtual actor. The Doctor shit was aspects of my life weaved together in a gorgeous web. I am a literary genius, a physical Adonis to women, a mentally Black Einstein and a treasure trove of knowledge of life and self. I could get Ellen Degenerate to suck my dick based on my looks alone. How many men do you know can go to LA and get asked to go in the club to attract women while wearing a t shirt shorts and boat shoes?? It happened to me two weeks ago.

This nigga here man,

 

[mcguyver]

First of all I'm Black. Second of all I Am NOT a liar. I'm a virtual actor. The Doctor shit was aspects of my life weaved together in a gorgeous web. I am a literary genius, a physical Adonis to women, a mentally Black Einstein and a treasure trove of knowledge of life and self. I could get Ellen Degenerate to suck my dick based on my looks alone. How many men do you know can go to LA and get asked to go in the club to attract women while wearing a t shirt shorts and boat shoes?? It happened to me two weeks ago.

aint an actor without a script and movie set a con man?

 

[Mentor B]

The very fact that this nigga said "virtual actor."

 

[pollux]

This thread has potential....

 

[Heavenlywings77]

 

[wiZe]

Shit is hilarious! lol

Heavenlywings always posting suspect shit.

 

[Pack Rat]

 

[wiZe]

Supreme, you really over there meditating on this shit.

 

[Madrox]

My plans for the 4th here in nyc may get rained the fuckout, but I can always count on you folks

 

[Spectrum]

The very fact that this nigga said "virtual actor."

 

[Big Tex]

My plans for the 4th here in nyc may get rained the fuckout, but I can always count on you folks

Same here brotha. I'm like fuck it. I'ma lay in bed and holla at this new dominican shorty and hang out on BGOL.

 

[KingAddies]

Ok. You won. This must be the very end of the internet or a signpost that I need to get this grill smoking.

 

[Upgrade Dave]

UpGradeGrave: Comes off as the all-american black man. Nice, respectable wife. Well-behaved kids. Dog. Picket fence. Pro-black w/o the need to build a safe room for the 'coming race war'.

Is this supposed to be me or is there another poster with a similar name?

No dog or fence (good neighbors so I never built one).

It looks like he went to sleep after about 5 profiles.


Truth, you are hilarious.

 

[Big Tex]

Is this supposed to be me or is there another poster with a similar name?



No dog or fence (good neighbors so I never built one).



It looks like he went to sleep after about 5 profiles.





Truth, you are hilarious.

Yeah he fizzled out. Thread had a chance to be epic.

 

[Better]

Is this supposed to be me or is there another poster with a similar name?

No dog or fence (good neighbors so I never built one).

It looks like he went to sleep after about 5 profiles.


Truth, you are hilarious.

Oh, shit...

...I typed 'UpGradeGRave" That's why I didn't last long, I was already tired as shit.

Well, I'm not saying you have a dog or a fence...

...just naming shit the 'all-american man" would typically have.

For all I know, you use your family as punching bags, and are addicted to Meth.

It's just a vibe you give off, and what apparently another poster deduced from reading your posts.

 

[Spectrum]

Yeah he fizzled out. Thread had a chance to be epic.

Yeah. This had classic written all over it.

 

[Amajorfucup]

If you not on vacation, and you wearing "boatshoes", then youre a San Francisco suck cocker.

 

[Spectrum]

If you not on vacation, and you wearing "boatshoes", then youre a San Francisco suck cocker.