he was right at home. he just has a menacing look. imagine if he worked at popeye's and you went inside and he was behind the counter like
"welcome to popeye's can i take your oder?"
nah im good man i was just checking to see if yall had any chicken i see you do, im out.
I ain't apologizing for shit.
You were talking about the Greyjoy family and highlighted / mentioned 3 new characters.
So those aren't Greyjoys you talking about, huh? Yeah right.
You dropping crazy 'halfway-spoilers' straight out the spoiler factory and expect ME to apologize to you over 'technicalities' and semantics??
Nigga please.
Go sell that bullshit somewhere else, chief.
Here's my point. Asha Greyjoy goes back to her pops Balon Greyjoy and says that she tried to rescue Theon against his wishes. He asked what happened. She said that Ramsey Snow the bastard released some dogs on them so they ran. Theon didn't want to come and he called himself Reek, so we broke out cause we didn't wanna fuck with no dogs. How the fuck you think Balon is going to react to that? She proclaimed she would rescue her brother, but left because of some rottweilers, bull-terries and some mutts.
"man you fucked my order all the way up, where is your manager?"
Man after that speech:
Had me
Everyone else in the room quickly stood up and damn near snapped at attention.
He didn't move a muscle....like a P.I.M.P.
you a nut
Laws of Gods and Men was great, Tyrion goes Heisenberg and everyone expects him to win another Emmy! Only four episodes left which is disappointing but here are some stretched out observations from this weeks show
- Italy or Braavos with a statue of aggression and a broken sword, it that Syrio Forel?
- Stannis new sigil with the fire heart and stag looks like the tummy of the angry care bear
- They got Stannis waiting like he's at the financial aid office, no lollipops? Poor customer service
- Davos Seaworth Ser Onion knight the closer of deals explaining that Stannis makes Ned Stark seem like Carrot Top
- Sea pimp Salladhor Saan! The pussy pirate of Essos with a BGOL collection of women in the hot tub
- Yara with the speech all of Black America should have heard after Trayvon Martin, Troy Davis, Darrius Simmons , etc "what they did to him they did to us..."
- Looking for Theon? Go to the right, take the steps and enter the Dreadfort's Petsmart and he's in the large kennels
- Ramsay is the illest alive, post orgasm he's clicking bottles saying "Ironborn come out and plaaaaaaaaay" shirtless
- Reek Doggy Dog conversion is complete; he bites the hand that frees him! Tucks tail back to cage #PET
- Axes and swords versus a dog Yara? All the ironborn should be eating Chinese tonight
- A Stark free episode? Nymeria and Rickon say fuck all ya'll
- Drogon wanted Goat Crisps for appetizers; Venger will be the main course if Dungeon Master has his way
- Daenarys has more titles than Phil Jackson but less entertaining than Stannis playing pong
- Josh Childress is playing oversees again? Speaks with Daenarys before practice about his father on the cross
- 212 more people to see Khaleesi? 8,000 soldiers and not one chair for Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon ?
- “Do these meetings always start this early? I had a late night” Oberyn still in his pajamas
- All due respect but Oberyn has no respect for Tywin he doesn't stand or take his leg off the table
- Varys, the artist formerly known as Theon, and Grey worm need to form a shaft less support group
- Where are the Ravens? Ray Rice has them all on trial? News travels slow to Kings Landing the Hound merked those soldiers a month ago
- Tywin hits Cersei with Joe Louis “Ser Barristan's dismissal was as insulting as it was stupid.”
- Mace Lord Brown Nose Tyrell get my paper and pen and tuck your nuts while at it, I have to write some letters for Daenarys like I did Robb Stark
- Varys the absence of desire allows you to pursue what? The Iron Throne...the Michael Sam of Dorne is perplexed
- The Iron Throne looks like it was tailored for Tywin Lannister at IKEA
- Tyron is back for tonight's episode of CSI: Westeros
- Everything you say can and will be used against you...Tyrion spoke every word he's accused of at trial.
- Jamie is more frustrated than an Amish electrician during Tyrion's trial, attempts the Ned Stark defense for his brother
- Tywin eager to set Jamie up with a Match.com account and profile during his lunch break: Love, Lannister, Legacy, 40 yrs old hand of gold.
- Shae with the spiteful bitter version of the truth, betrayal is worse than death. All Tyrion hears is "I Deserve" in his head
- Oberyn is fucking Shae tonight; he's harder than Trey Songz in the men’s locker of Planet Fitness after Shae's testimony
- Tyrion said fuck this court, this trial and fuck going to the Wall listening to Kid Cudi with Jon Snow and Moles town whores
- “I did not kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores.”
- Murder charge? Use the trial by combat option...Chris Brown and all the brothas in Angola State Prison could use that
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