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BGOL must be redeemed: A Command from the True Maker of Rain

Yahweh said:
You tell the Lord to shut up again and I shall shut you up forever.

As for Jack Walsh, your tone was too out of line for a simple warning. Your erectile difficulties shall continue into the new year.
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If this doesn't qualify for a ban I swear I don't know what does. Welcome to the Beeiii ban list fuckin weirdo raving faggot!!!



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Yahweh said:
You tell the Lord to shut up again and I shall shut you up forever.

As for Jack Walsh, your tone was too out of line for a simple warning. Your erectile difficulties shall continue into the new year.
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Man... shut up! :mike:

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jack walsh13 said:
If this doesn't qualify for a ban I swear I don't know what does. Welcome to the Beeiii ban list fuckin weirdo raving faggot!!!
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You can ignore God on BGOL but you cannot ignore My control over your life. You will ask your doctor if you qualify for Viagra; he will say yes but you will find no relief. You will ask another doctor if Cialis is right for you; your libido will remain as hopeless and steeless as your Pittsburgh Steelers.

J.E.T.S said:
Man... shut up! :mike:

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You were warned. You will now become aroused only in the presence of boys under the age of eight.:mike:
 
Yahweh said:
You can ignore God on BGOL but you cannot ignore My control over your life. You will ask your doctor if you qualify for Viagra; he will say yes but you will find no relief. You will ask another doctor if Cialis is right for you; your libido will remain as hopeless and steeless as your Pittsburgh Steelers.



You were warned. You will now become aroused only in the presence of boys under the age of eight.:mike:
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Why are you even thinking of some gay shit like that? I'm not amused by your pedo mindset. You need to get right with the Lord Jesus Christ. You're clearly R Kelly biggest fan.

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J.E.T.S said:
Why are you even thinking of some gay shit like that? I'm not amused by your pedo mindset. You need to get right with the Lord Jesus Christ. You're clearly R Kelly biggest fan. ��

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The Lord is not even capable of having gay thoughts. Surely, you have heard the riddle "Can God make a cock so big that even He can't lift it?" It is atheist propaganda: If the answer is "No, he can't do that; there is no cock too big for the Lord," they respond, "So He is not all-powerful." If the answer is yes, they gleefully retort, "If He can't create a cock that big then He is not all-powerful!" The truth, my Child, is that the Lord is too good to even entertain such thoughts.
 
Yahweh are you off your meds? What in the hell is up with you in here? Talking about 8 eight year old boys and lord knows about heavy dicks? Man you need to knock it off. Don't get banned for Kwanza while saucy on eggnog and coco loco typing reckless on BGOL Christmas night. BTW Lucifer wanted me let you know he was the one who reported your posts of homo erotic banter. He also said to let you know he is smiling. He says you'll know what that means.
 
Yahweh said:
The Lord is not even capable of having gay thoughts. Surely, you have heard the riddle "Can God make a cock so big that even He can't lift it?" It is atheist propaganda: If the answer is "No, he can't do that; there is no cock too big for the Lord," they respond, "So He is not all-powerful." If the answer is yes, they gleefully retort, "If He can't create a cock that big then He is not all-powerful!" The truth, my Child, is that the Lord is too good to even entertain such thoughts.
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But Yahweh is?...

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J.E.T.S said:
But Yahweh is?...

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One and the same-- The Lord. God. Your Master. Adonai. Baali. El. Elah. Eloah. Elohim. El Roi. El Shaddai. Elyon. The Eternal One. King Ding-A-Ling. Jehovah. Shalom. Shekhinah. HaMakom. Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh. Yah. The homie Yah. HaShem. Adoshem. YHWH Tzevaot. Yahweh.

I have many names but am of one being. All better recognize.
 
Lexx Diamond said:
Yahweh are you off your meds? What in the hell is up with you in here? Talking about 8 eight year old boys and lord knows about heavy dicks? Man you need to knock it off. Don't get banned for Kwanza while saucy on eggnog and coco loco typing reckless on BGOL Christmas night. BTW Lucifer wanted me let you know he was the one who reported your posts of homo erotic banter. He also said to let you know he is smiling. He says you'll know what that means.
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The Lord is not in need of medication and does not appreciate threats of exile.

The Lord was not talking about eight year old boys. Clearly, the Lord was talking about boys younger than eight years old with reference to the punishment to be endured by the vile poster who directed the Lord to shut up with a picture of Michael Jackson dancing at the end for added flourish. (And then had the blind audacity to accuse the Lord of being R Kelly's biggest fan. I am but that is immaterial.) So, you see, his punishment was only fitting.

As far as the heavy cocks, it is well-known atheist propaganda known as the omnipotence paradox, meant to confuse the faithful and devout. Those who are unaware may look it up, though it is encouraged you not even expose your mind to such pollution.

Lastly, Lucifer was vanquished well over three years ago. Do not blame the devil for your own evil deeds.
 
Tom Slick said:
Why is this blatant faggot pedo shit allowed?
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When a child molester is posted on the board, many people write that they hope he is raped in prison. You have not complained. Once. I would know. However, when J.E.T.S mocks the Lord with a Michael Jackson dance and the Lord condemns him to be like Mike, you are outraged. You make no sense, My child.

Let it be known: The Lord has issued the strongest condemnations of homosexual behavior in the history of your planet. The Lord does not play that.
 
Yahweh said:
You tell the Lord to shut up again and I shall shut you up forever.

As for Jack Walsh, your tone was too out of line for a simple warning. Your erectile difficulties shall continue into the new year.
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Yahweh said:
You can ignore God on BGOL but you cannot ignore My control over your life. You will ask your doctor if you qualify for Viagra; he will say yes but you will find no relief. You will ask another doctor if Cialis is right for you; your libido will remain as hopeless and steeless as your Pittsburgh Steelers.
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:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 
Yahweh said:
The Lord has BGOL set to the "Christmas 2009" theme eternally.

The Holy need no reminders. What for the pagan among you? Those who never cease the beating of their meat to think of the Lord? The mandated change of themes has caused a few to stop and ponder, to at least be holy and give it a break in observance for one day. Without this measure, many millions of innocent semen shalt be spilt needlessly on the day when it is most inappropriate.
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:lol:
 
Yahweh said:
You can ignore God on BGOL but you cannot ignore My control over your life. You will ask your doctor if you qualify for Viagra; he will say yes but you will find no relief. You will ask another doctor if Cialis is right for you; your libido will remain as hopeless and steeless as your Pittsburgh Steelers.
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The Lord makes good on all of His threats. Jack Walsh and the Steelers limp away in defeat.
 

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