BGOL must be redeemed: A Command from the True Maker of Rain

[Yahweh]

The holiest of days shall be upon us in mere hours.

In the past, the observance of the holy days was mandatory on BGOL. The entire layout was a festive red and green for weeks in anticipation. The spirit was inescapable.

As of now, there is only one sticky thread filled with whores making a mockery of the season. One could easily scroll past and not realize what time it is.

All who frequent this board are implored to come forward and demand of HNIC that Christmas still exists on BGOL while there is still time.

Then-- and only then-- will Pharaoh do right by his people.

 

[2 ONE 3]

Christmas is a made up holiday chief.

 

[Yahweh]

Christmas is a made up holiday chief.

Every day is made up by the one true Maker. This particular day is still to be observed annually with zeal and devotion.

 

[Dark19]

Yeah...I Want My Festive Board Wit James Evans Guiding That Sleigh Wit All the Toys at the Top

 

[Yahweh]

Yeah...I Want My Festive Board Wit James Evans Guiding That Sleigh Wit All the Toys at the Top

Let your Pharaoh know! He must be inundated with private messages to bring about the end of this madness!

 

[TNazT]

 

[knightmelodic]

this muthafucka sound like a crakkka to me. but, I do appreciate the reminder to put yo ass on ignore

 

[Yahweh]

this muthafucka sound like a crakkka to me. but, I do appreciate the reminder to put yo ass on ignore

Do not confuse the consumption of crackers at the Last Supper with any modern jargon, My child. The Lord is no crakkka and He cannot be ignored.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

 

[Yahweh]

Yes, I molded those.

That is not what tomorrow is about. Do not let yourself be led astray by temptation.

 

[Database Error]

Shit just got real

 

[parisian]

I am still waiting for the Yahweh vs. Lucifer debate

 

[Yahweh]

Shit just got real

I shall visit a plague of database errors upon this board in the new year if this grievous oversight is not rectified!

 

[Yahweh]

I am still waiting for the Yahweh vs. Lucifer debate

Fear not, My child. There is nothing to await. Lucifer was long ago defeated.

 

[Lexx Diamond]

I am still waiting for the Yahweh vs. Lucifer debate

Man I ain't see Lucifer log on in a long time. That could really be an entertaining debate.

 

[parisian]

Fear not, My child. There is nothing to await. Lucifer was long ago defeated.

Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven

 

[parisian]

Man I ain't see Lucifer log on in a long time. That could really be an entertaining debate.

That's one of the all time funniest characters on bgol... "you think you've got wenches? I think not"

 

[Lexx Diamond]

That's one of the all time funniest characters on bgol... "you think you've got wenches? I think not"

No doubt!

 

[Camille]

Hmm...It is normally changed by now, I think. You know if you want the layout with those hideous Christmas colors in honor of the holiday you can change it yourself? Just choose BGOL Christmas from the drop down of themes on the lower left hand corner at the very bottom of the page.

 

[Yahweh]

Hmm...It is normally changed by now, I think. You know if you want the layout with those hideous Christmas colors in honor of the holiday you can change it yourself? Just choose BGOL Christmas from the drop down of themes on the lower left hand corner at the very bottom of the page.

The Lord has BGOL set to the "Christmas 2009" theme eternally.

The Holy need no reminders. What for the pagan among you? Those who never cease the beating of their meat to think of the Lord? The mandated change of themes has caused a few to stop and ponder, to at least be holy and give it a break in observance for one day. Without this measure, many millions of innocent semen shalt be spilt needlessly on the day when it is most inappropriate.

 

[Dark19]

Hmm...It is normally changed by now, I think. You know if you want the layout with those hideous Christmas colors in honor of the holiday you can change it yourself? Just choose BGOL Christmas from the drop down of themes on the lower left hand corner at the very bottom of the page.

THANK YOU PIMPIN!!!!...NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME GOT DAMMIT!!!

 

[Joe Money]

Yahweh, where is The Ghost of Steve Jobs? I'm wondering if that new iPad Air is worth it.

 

[Yahweh]

THANK YOU PIMPIN!!!!...NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME GOT DAMMIT!!!

Now you must message "HNIC" so others may be similarly blessed.

 

[Yahweh]

Yahweh, where is The Ghost of Steve Jobs? I'm wondering if that new iPad Air is worth it.

He is not with Me for it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God.

Do not waste your earnings on his material legacy. Save it for this Sunday and deliver it into the collection plate.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Shut up dude.

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[LoneStar29]

Its officially Christmas and HNIC didnt follow through with your request

how are you going to punish him?

 

[mike123]

 

[Osca Lee]

I am redeemed.....

BGOL was there for me when I most needed you crazy mfs to be

made those dark days of mine holy by giving me advice, making me laugh and changing my thoughts on many things i once viewed differently

 

[cranrab]

i thought you retired this username a long time ago.



got tired of using the other 2?

 

[Tom Slick]

Vets know who Yahweh is. Takes away the comedy factor until Lucifer shows up.

 

[jack walsh13]

The holiest of days shall be upon us in mere hours.

In the past, the observance of the holy days was mandatory on BGOL. The entire layout was a festive red and green for weeks in anticipation. The spirit was inescapable.

As of now, there is only one sticky thread filled with whores making a mockery of the season. One could easily scroll past and not realize what time it is.

All who frequent this board are implored to come forward and demand of HNIC that Christmas still exists on BGOL while there is still time.

Then-- and only then-- will Pharaoh do right by his people.

LISTEN, DON'T YOU EVER...............AND I MEAN FUCKIN EVER TALK SLICK ABOUT BITCHES BEING POSTED ON HERE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT THE OCCASION OR SITUATION IS YOU GOT DAT PUSSY!!!! YOU REFLEX YOUR FINGERS WHENEVER YOU CONTEMPLATE TYPING SOME PUNK PUSSY SMOOTH SHIT LIKE THIS AGAIN!! I'M PISSED AND YOU'VE BEEN WARNED DON'T EVER COME AROUND HERE AGAIN FUCKIN UP LIKE THIS. YOU MUTHAFUCKA YOU!!!!!

Tripple bitch post just to right the fuckery you just pulled!!!!!!!!

 

[J.E.T.S]

When a thread gets a tripple bitch post, "you know you done fucked up right..."

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[Yahweh]

i thought you retired this username a long time ago.



got tired of using the other 2?

Child, I have been good to you this year. Not one but TWO injuries to Kobe Bryant. Nothing could have brought more joy to your heart. And still you question My legitimacy?

 

[Yahweh]

Shut up dude.

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LISTEN, DON'T YOU EVER...............AND I MEAN FUCKIN EVER TALK SLICK ABOUT BITCHES BEING POSTED ON HERE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT THE OCCASION OR SITUATION IS YOU GOT DAT PUSSY!!!! YOU REFLEX YOUR FINGERS WHENEVER YOU CONTEMPLATE TYPING SOME PUNK PUSSY SMOOTH SHIT LIKE THIS AGAIN!! I'M PISSED AND YOU'VE BEEN WARNED DON'T EVER COME AROUND HERE AGAIN FUCKIN UP LIKE THIS. YOU MUTHAFUCKA YOU!!!!!

You tell the Lord to shut up again and I shall shut you up forever.

As for Jack Walsh, your tone was too out of line for a simple warning. Your erectile difficulties shall continue into the new year.

 

[Yahweh]

Vets know who Yahweh is. Takes away the comedy factor until Lucifer shows up.

Every newborn baby knows in their heart who I am. It takes away from nothing, I tell you. Truly, it is the ultimate gift.