If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

[super_glue]

FUCK THAT SHIT. I would lose it and be traumatized

Believe me. I still am.

 

[shaddyvillethug]

It's was ol girl in Yo avy?

 

[patscorpio]

hell yeah else im not fucking..at all

 

[TEN]

This thread contains one shitty ass bish. One pissed off ninja. And fifteen skilled marriage counsellors.








"It's rough out here on these bgol streets."

 

[super_glue]

It's was ol girl in Yo avy?

Naw. Not her.

 

[max-dawg]

This thread contains one shitty ass bish. One pissed off ninja. And fifteen skilled marriage counsellors.



"It's rough out here on these bgol streets."

mofos be complaining bout eating stank pussy.

this thread proves that the pussy might be OK... it's just her booty that's stankin.



bottom line: personal hygiene is a motherfucker; some mofos need more home training.


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[Shotta042807]

Fnck that bitch better shower.

Point blank, I ain't gon lie, I shit n hit b4 lol, but I was a little dumb, know nothin nigga, fuck that. Now I know better, and hopefully the Grown Woman I'm dealing with, would know as well!!!

U don't wanna ruin the mood w/unnecessary funk/other calamities, keep it clean.....

 

[kinglickk]

This thread was a straight line but suddenly a tangent appeared and it went there. Pure hilarity. I'm tearing up from laughter.

 

[J.E.T.S]

Because I don't want da possibility of dookie water splashin on my meat

Yo! Dude!!! This shit almost got me fired for being on da phone laughing

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facilty using pay phone.

 

[J.E.T.S]

I hate them pebble shits boi

That shit's annoying. Water splashes back up rapidly on your ass and balls.

My wood hang tough and hits the inner bowl often. I hate that also.

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facilty using pay phone.

 

[J.E.T.S]

I put a strip of toilet tissue in da middle and sometimes have to grab n hold my meat to keep it from dragging or dipping in da bowl.


Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facilty using pay phone.

 

[NewyorkRealTalk]

Jets, tmi nigga.

But about the OP.


Nah no beef with us. We use wet wipes after a shit. Regular tissue just mushes it around basically. So wet wipe or wash up.



Gs3

 

[ballscout1]

SO OP If u fucking do you require your woman to douche is she gets out eh bed to go piss oops pee pee.

 

[Upgrade Dave]

So my woman rolls into bed after she shit, and expects me to fuck her.. I'm like HELL DA FUCK NO, GO WASH UP!

she refuses and say "we married, you need to grow up." long story short, I roll over and fall asleep without touching her, now she giving me the scrunchface

So am I being immature? Should the fact that we married negate the need to shower b4 fucking?

and the direction this thread took could make this an all time classic.


Oh
for the OP, you did right.

 

[dHustla]

OK, I tried to hold out and read through the whole thread first... but I'm 142 posts in and ... I just gotta do it.

First off, NIGGA.. I shit like Al Bundy. Big shit stoppin! Lil shit floppin! It ain't 'bout shit if ain't stopped up the toilet, either. I done shat some shits longer than this thread... as a child. Shits serious!
I'll shit any and everywhere I damn feel like it. As a matter of fact, I done christened all my ppl's spots ...I think. We ain't really tight until I have.

I take pride in my shit (yea, pun).

Oh, and back on the OP topic... I hope a bitch take a shower or either know how to properly address the shitty bootyhole. Wet wipes will do the job just fine. My last g/f had 'em on top of the toilet and she was pristine w/ her monkey. I used the wet wipes a couple times while we was together and I kinda liked 'em, I ain't hafta wipe as hard and I could go against the grain without it tearing apart, finding a surprise that was hard to get to, and smearing & cross-contaminating. I ain't used or bought none since we broke up, but I'ma get some after reading this thread.

What I don't understand is how some of y'all only shit at your house? You tell yo intestines when to clock in? When duty calls, shit falls. Y'all regulate your bowels and shit? Like how, tho? Do y'all only eat during certain times every day?

I can shit and come out like ain't shit happened, you know why? Cuz it ain't shit! I still be clean cuz the shit is contained, it ain't like I got boo boo all everywhere. I cut me a continent and keep it movin.

Maybe y'all feel dirty 'cuz y'all be done touched everything in the bafroom. I'm mindful of the shit I touch.

Lemme run it down for y'all:
I been running errands all day, I walk in Wal-mart, head to the bafroom.
I first look for the paper towels,
deez kind:

I get a lot. Enough to cover the whole toilet seat twice, and wipe wit.
Then I check which stall is the cleanest (i.e. no piss on the seat commode, no piss on the floor, no packages left behind, generally no signs of wear) preferably the handicap stall 'cuz it got a lotta room to stretch out. Enter, lock the door.
I lay dem hoes on the seat, twice, like I said. Make sure I cover the front part to where my dick won't touch the front lip of the commode when I sit down.
Then I sit down, relax. Move my bowels, and cool out for a few. Take my shoes off if I feel like it(keepin' feet on top of shoes, never lettin feet touch floor), take shirt off and hang on back of door. Get on Tapatalk, see what y'all niggas talmbout. Text a bitch. Run through business emails. Make a list of shit I need to get while I'm in Wal-mart.
I use the paper towels to wipe wit, too, cuz it's stronger. That public restroom commercial paper be dat bullshit, too thin. Sometimes you gotta ball the paper towels up & grind 'em together between fists and it'll make 'em a lil softer, more pliable.

Flush... before pushin the seat cover towels in, cuz it'll be too much at one time and it's like cheatin... you won't know if it's a real stop up from a good shit or just from too much paper towels + the shit.

Then knock the cover towels in, flush & flee.
Wash hands, and don't touch the door handle on the way out (wal-mart bafrooms don't have doors).

I be walkin 'round that bitch feeling 12 lbs lighter, whistlin & shit.

 

[dHustla]

no dingles here what happened to wetting some 2ply?

Nigga... wet toilet paper?

I wouldn't get 1 pass w/ some wet toilet tissue

 

[Naha-Nago]

*two cents*

 

[dHustla]

I was raised that way as well . Don't lay down with all the days dirt on you.

BUT.....If I take a shower at 7pm and take a shit at 10pm I ain't taking another shower..


I ain't got no damn well and water bills are a mofokr where I live.

Same here.

But concerning the original topic of a woman doing it... I'ono, I might need some buffer before gettin close to her w/ "guns hot" as he said in the clip LOLA posted.

For the record, I'm not married and never lived w/ a g/f. I have seen 'em shit, but it was usually in morning or during the day.

 

[pookie]

Can't believe a thread like this has gone NINE PAGES. To answer DHUSTLA question, hell yeah i only shit at the house and for the most part i can control my bowel movements. For the life of me i can't remember the last time i took a shit outside of home or a hotel room, where i wasn't able to get in the shower right after. To me seems tissue just doesn't get the job done, i need that soap, rag and water so i can feel clean

 

[pookie]

Like someone else in here said they were, i'm a nasty nigga in the bedroom, no telling where my tongue may go, so the thought of a chick getting in bed and I KNOW SHE JUST GOT THRU TAKING A SHIT is out of the question

 

[dHustla]

Niggu them nerds look dellissh

And Nigga I be shittin out my soul every rip

See I can't #2 at work

I be needing like 45 mins

Sometimes I be thinking, restin my feet, on da phone.

I gotta super comfortable

woooo bwoy! That be dem dehydrated shits, straining and feel it in yo chest shits

 

[dHustla]

Can't believe a thread like this has gone NINE PAGES. To answer DHUSTLA question, hell yeah i only shit at the house and for the most part i can control my bowel movements. For the life of me i can't remember the last time i took a shit outside of home or a hotel room, where i wasn't able to get in the shower right after. To me seems tissue just doesn't get the job done, i need that soap, rag and water so i can feel clean

eehh, ... that term. It's a towel, man, face towel. Face cloth, even.

I'on even wash my car w/ a rag.

A rag is somethin I wipe my lawn mowers off wit, clean the brake dust off wheels & tires wit.

 

[dHustla]

Niggus got the shit game fucked up

This shit is funny as hell to me

 

[dHustla]

Naw niggu, it's called da #2 because it's a combo. You ain't shitting without pissing.


Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facilty using pay phone.

I don't always pee when I shit bruh

How you know this?

Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facilty using pay phone.

Because I don't want da possibility of dookie water splashin on my meat

So y'all niggas tinklin sittin down?

 

[sammyjax]

I put a strip of toilet tissue in da middle and sometimes have to grab n hold my meat to keep it from dragging or dipping in da bowl.


Sent Collect from the Fulton County Correctional Facilty using pay phone.

i stopped myself from posting this earlier niggas was gon be like oh yeah okay so you gotta hang your shit over the bowl huh



but yeah dont flush that shit without rearranging, straight give your thang a swirly in doodoo water. #notthabiz

 

[dHustla]

nah you good, i don't/can't always jump in that rain right after. i just don't be tryin to shit and fuck or shit and sleep w/o asscleansing.

basically

this sums it up for me.

 

[sammyjax]

SO OP If u fucking do you require your woman to douche is she gets out eh bed to go piss oops pee pee.

yo itchy ass just can't bet ovet this whole clean ass thing huh

"man fuck y'all niggas...all bathin and shit. y'all niggas gay."

 

[max-dawg]

Like someone else in here said they were, i'm a nasty nigga in the bedroom, no telling where my tongue may go, so the thought of a chick getting in bed and I KNOW SHE JUST GOT THRU TAKING A SHIT is out of the question

again, and FTR, a woman MUST have pristine personal hygiene to be in my life... in my bedroom.

when i'm eating pussy (wild style), i often lose control. i never purposely lick dat ass, but sometimes, while i'm trying to suck all the soul outta dat pussy, my tongue, nose, chin, eyelashes, etc. end up all over the place-including dat ass.

i have noticed tho... when i ACCIDENTALLY lick my girl's ass bout 27x or so, she does respond favorably. to have those accidents in a regular rotation, she knows that ENTIRE AREA should be clean and smelling like fresh cut ginger and/or cilantro.


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[Pworld297]

Personal preference...you'll have nasty niggas running up in here saying it's cool...honestly sex or not...I wholeheartedly expect a chic to wash her ass after taking a shit before she get in the bed as I do the same

Hell yeah when bitches come over they either ask for a towel so they can wash up or I'm like here is a towel so you can freshen up....

 

[sammyjax]

i never purposely lick dat ass, but sometimes

you stay sayin this bruh you in the land of the ass eaters, take that cool off

ole ass eatin ass nig

 

[boss429]

All day ass smell without shitting is okay with me and kind of a turn on! A freshly shitted ass is disgusting and needs to be washed with da quickness if we gonna get down!

 

[ZuluSam]

OK, I tried to hold out and read through the whole thread first... but I'm 142 posts in and ... I just gotta do it.

First off, NIGGA.. I shit like Al Bundy. Big shit stoppin! Lil shit floppin! It ain't 'bout shit if ain't stopped up the toilet, either. I done shat some shits longer than this thread... as a child. Shits serious!
I'll shit any and everywhere I damn feel like it. As a matter of fact, I done christened all my ppl's spots ...I think. We ain't really tight until I have.

I take pride in my shit (yea, pun).

Oh, and back on the OP topic... I hope a bitch take a shower or either know how to properly address the shitty bootyhole. Wet wipes will do the job just fine. My last g/f had 'em on top of the toilet and she was pristine w/ her monkey. I used the wet wipes a couple times while we was together and I kinda liked 'em, I ain't hafta wipe as hard and I could go against the grain without it tearing apart, finding a surprise that was hard to get to, and smearing & cross-contaminating. I ain't used or bought none since we broke up, but I'ma get some after reading this thread.

What I don't understand is how some of y'all only shit at your house? You tell yo intestines when to clock in? When duty calls, shit falls. Y'all regulate your bowels and shit? Like how, tho? Do y'all only eat during certain times every day?

I can shit and come out like ain't shit happened, you know why? Cuz it ain't shit! I still be clean cuz the shit is contained, it ain't like I got boo boo all everywhere. I cut me a continent and keep it movin.

Maybe y'all feel dirty 'cuz y'all be done touched everything in the bafroom. I'm mindful of the shit I touch.

Lemme run it down for y'all:
I been running errands all day, I walk in Wal-mart, head to the bafroom.
I first look for the paper towels,
deez kind:

I get a lot. Enough to cover the whole toilet seat twice, and wipe wit.
Then I check which stall is the cleanest (i.e. no piss on the seat commode, no piss on the floor, no packages left behind, generally no signs of wear) preferably the handicap stall 'cuz it got a lotta room to stretch out. Enter, lock the door.
I lay dem hoes on the seat, twice, like I said. Make sure I cover the front part to where my dick won't touch the front lip of the commode when I sit down.
Then I sit down, relax. Move my bowels, and cool out for a few. Take my shoes off if I feel like it(keepin' feet on top of shoes, never lettin feet touch floor), take shirt off and hang on back of door. Get on Tapatalk, see what y'all niggas talmbout. Text a bitch. Run through business emails. Make a list of shit I need to get while I'm in Wal-mart.
I use the paper towels to wipe wit, too, cuz it's stronger. That public restroom commercial paper be dat bullshit, too thin. Sometimes you gotta ball the paper towels up & grind 'em together between fists and it'll make 'em a lil softer, more pliable.

Flush... before pushin the seat cover towels in, cuz it'll be too much at one time and it's like cheatin... you won't know if it's a real stop up from a good shit or just from too much paper towels + the shit.

Then knock the cover towels in, flush & flee.
Wash hands, and don't touch the door handle on the way out (wal-mart bafrooms don't have doors).

I be walkin 'round that bitch feeling 12 lbs lighter, whistlin & shit.

I read all this shit....

 

[dHustla]

If I blew it up there'd be no evidence to be found.

this is what I'm talkin 'bout.

This is all that matters, make certain there are NO REMNANTS!

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

If I blew it up there'd be no evidence to be found.

you take them csi dumps huh?

 

[max-dawg]

you stay sayin this bruh you in the land of the ass eaters, take that cool off

ole ass eatin ass nig

say man, eating/licking ass is fucking disgusting...who would ever do that on-purpose?



see, one day, I'm gon learn how to control my pussy eating enthusiasm, & i won't be making these "mistakes" of licking ass in the future.

until then, my girl be enjoying my errors in pussy eating (wild, berserker) style. i guess she's happy...cause she be cumming like a gusher. :smile:



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