If u fucking, do you require your woman to shower after she shit?

what's funny about this thread is if a nigga walks out of the bathroom after a fresh dump and hasn't showered you know his girl will be like no bueno.

so I don't see why this thread is even the 6 pages that it is.
 
i wonder if ballscout aka dingleberry would knock this jawn off right after she took a shit

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see this that bullshit if this bitcch shits in my house i will chainsaw her ass off fuck that shit:puke:
 
I always do the 3 S's at the same time everyday. Shit, Shower and Shave. I'm sure I've done it in the past but I can't remember the last time I took a shit and didn't shower right after. I work for an auto plant and can't see how mufucas come in the door headed straight to the restroom to take a shit. Need a gas mask in that bitch it smell so foul

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what's funny about this thread is if a nigga walks out of the bathroom after a fresh dump and hasn't showered you know his girl will be like no bueno.

so I don't see why this thread is even the 6 pages that it is.

honestly u right but

i have gotten head RIGHT after i got out the gym.

ladies sacrifice a lot for us.
 
nigga ass itch :lol:

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Naw Famo

Ain't no such thing as a clean shit

Word. :lol::lol::lol:

Some of these niggas are filthy & unsanitary as hell. :smh:

G, how the fuck u get shit crumbles in yo ass?? how the fuck do u not white good enough to where u got shit crumbles fallin from your crack on to the bed??? nasty ass bitches, and niggas too :smh: some of yall the type that when u get done fucking the whole room smells like sweat, booty, ass, ass crack, and tart pussy......u nasty motherfuckers :smh:

:lol:

how she look ?

Damn how she look, these hoes gotta be sanitary or it's a no go. I like to get far too nasty to not have these hoes wash they aice first.

Oh, I'ono need none of y'all niggas takin' my words, aice. I'm from da country for real. Sammy, Shaddy. :hmm:

I feel dirty as hell if I can't shower after I shit.

I'm from the south. people down here bathe/shower BEFORE bed at night.

Man, let these dirty niggas know. Ol' dirty ass "I took a shower yesterday so I ain't gotta take one this morning" ass niggas. Not givin' no type of fuck about personal hygiene. :smh:

nigga ass itch :lol:

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Like the rest of ya'll i work with some nasty muthafuckas. How the hell do you leave the damn toilet cover on the seat AFTER you take a shit :confused:

I went so far as going home during my lunch break to avoid shittin at work.
 
the ass got to be clean. there is nothing like doggystyle and the smell of ass or funky pussy hit your nose..that makes my wood go down completely...completely.
 
Niggu them nerds look dellissh

And Nigga I be shittin out my soul every rip

See I can't #2 at work

I be needing like 45 mins

Sometimes I be thinking, restin my feet, on da phone.

I gotta super comfortable
 
This damn thread got me dyin' over here. :roflmao:

I haven't worked in corporate America in years but when I did I used to be baffled by how grown ass adults could be so fucking unsanitary and disgusting. I couldn't believe some of the shit I would see in the bathroom sometimes. Piss on the floor, muthafuckas taking a shit and pissing and not flushing afterwards, shit and hair on the toiled seat, you name it. :smh: And these are ADULTS!!! Not some fucking knuckle headed high school kids or something.

Also, co-sign on the female bathrooms. I have fam and friends who have cleaning businesses and females I know and they've said the same thing.
 
He'll yea, Nigga I be tired

And why u niggas think the shower is next to the toliet?

Why u niggas think it's called a number 2?

U Finna do 2 things

Shit and clean up properly.

Niggus got the shit game fucked up
 
Niggu them nerds look dellissh

And Nigga I be shittin out my soul every rip

See I can't #2 at work

I be needing like 45 mins

Sometimes I be thinking, restin my feet, on da phone.

I gotta super comfortable

:lol::lol::lol: at this whole thread.. but i thought i was da only dude that be like dis.. best time to think taking a shit or showering.. i've done made some of my best moneymaking ideas during those times
 
Shit, shower and shave every morning. But I'm a grown ass man and understand the reality of life. I shit at 5 pm at my office. Haven't been home yet so haven't showered and don't expect the world to end anytime soon.

I understand what a lot of people are saying, but some folk are acting obsessive, as in anal retentive.

And sometimes a fuck is just a fuck. I ain't rolling her over or spinning her in circles or eating the pussy or fingering that ass. She get on her back. I get on top and bust that 'roll over and go to sleep nut'....
 
He'll yea, Nigga I be tired

And why u niggas think the shower is next to the toliet?

Why u niggas think it's called a number 2?

U Finna do 2 things

Shit and clean up properly.

Niggus got the shit game fucked up

Naw niggu, it's called da #2 because it's a combo. You ain't shitting without pissing.


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I always do the 3 S's at the same time everyday. Shit, Shower and Shave. I'm sure I've done it in the past but I can't remember the last time I took a shit and didn't shower right after. I work for an auto plant and can't see how mufucas come in the door headed straight to the restroom to take a shit. Need a gas mask in that bitch it smell so foul

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when i lived in new jersey, i had to constantly check broads and niccas who stayed at the crib.

how the fuck you gon work in a chemical plant in new jersey in the summer... come home, eat, change clothes, drink... and then go jump in the bed?

during the day, motherfucker done:

pissed 3 - 4x
shit 2x
sweat all up and down his face, neck, back, etc.
got wet hands/arms in the lab

and talkin bout... "i'm gon shower in the morning before work?"

:smh::smh::smh:

and motherfuckers be sleeping on those same sheets EVERY cot damn night! :puke::puke::puke:

it is absolutely mandatory that any woman i'm fucking completely and thoroughly washes her ass/pussy, etc. BEFORE she even enters my damn bedroom.

maaaaaan, fuck dat shit.
 
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