EDIT- NOT A BASH THREAD. More like Turn Offs
1) Chicks who can't walk down the street without being on the cell phone.
2) Women who bring up their boyfriend when you're just making polite conversation. Thats they're way of telling you they arent interested, as if you're trying to hollar in the first place. This is why I just ignore a chick unless I'm actually going to hollar. They hit you with "My boyfirend told me" or " My boyfriend and I always wanted to go there" bullshit.
3) Talking like a fuckin dude i.e. Angie Martinez. Wanna shrink my dick? Talk like a fuckin thug that just came home and I'll avoid your ass faster than web taxes.
3) Smoking. That goes for blunts too. If your girl smokes weed she fuckin her male friend from time to time who gets the bomb smoke. It starts off as dude calling your girl to smoke at his crib. She gets high plays video games and then the "it just happened" happens. Trust me, I use to sell weed. Still apologizing to me boy this day for a slip up with some chick he was in love with
4) Broke Bitches and jump offs with no car. I'm tired of having to pick your ass up or pay for a cab for you to come over. Bitch the hardest thing to do is wake up at 6am on my day off because now I have to drive you to work. Get a car hoe
5) Tats on their tits, neck, hand or upper arm. Tells me you're straight trash.
6) Bitches with kids and their baby daddy in jail. Or really just having a baby daddy period. I'd rather you be divorced. You wanna go from jump off to wife when it's my turn?? FOH!!!
7) Chicks who blast music in their cars like some ghetto hood rat
8) Wearing those stupid white shades
9) Talking all aggressive and loud during sex. Givin me directions and shit like "faster" or "dont cum". Man that shit gets on my nerve. Just shut up and let me concentrate on the older white women I saw in the Epic MILF thread
1) Chicks who can't walk down the street without being on the cell phone.
2) Women who bring up their boyfriend when you're just making polite conversation. Thats they're way of telling you they arent interested, as if you're trying to hollar in the first place. This is why I just ignore a chick unless I'm actually going to hollar. They hit you with "My boyfirend told me" or " My boyfriend and I always wanted to go there" bullshit.
3) Talking like a fuckin dude i.e. Angie Martinez. Wanna shrink my dick? Talk like a fuckin thug that just came home and I'll avoid your ass faster than web taxes.
3) Smoking. That goes for blunts too. If your girl smokes weed she fuckin her male friend from time to time who gets the bomb smoke. It starts off as dude calling your girl to smoke at his crib. She gets high plays video games and then the "it just happened" happens. Trust me, I use to sell weed. Still apologizing to me boy this day for a slip up with some chick he was in love with

4) Broke Bitches and jump offs with no car. I'm tired of having to pick your ass up or pay for a cab for you to come over. Bitch the hardest thing to do is wake up at 6am on my day off because now I have to drive you to work. Get a car hoe

5) Tats on their tits, neck, hand or upper arm. Tells me you're straight trash.
6) Bitches with kids and their baby daddy in jail. Or really just having a baby daddy period. I'd rather you be divorced. You wanna go from jump off to wife when it's my turn?? FOH!!!
7) Chicks who blast music in their cars like some ghetto hood rat
8) Wearing those stupid white shades
9) Talking all aggressive and loud during sex. Givin me directions and shit like "faster" or "dont cum". Man that shit gets on my nerve. Just shut up and let me concentrate on the older white women I saw in the Epic MILF thread
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