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Shit Women Do They Think is cute But Really Isn't
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why in that pic the baby got dat...
"I aint tryin to be associated with that hot mess!...lil weavy need to fall back"
look on her face..
1) grown ass women still using baby voices...i know a chick in her 30's with kids that still throws a baby voice on every now and then...wtf?
2) crying at every fucking thing. i was flipping through the TV and saw a bitch crying at a wedding cake that wasn't even for her...that cake was that beautiful!? GTFOH!!!
2) crying at every fucking thing. i was flipping through the TV and saw a bitch crying at a wedding cake that wasn't even for her...that cake was that beautiful!? GTFOH!!!
I'm lmaooooo at this nigga has a tattoo around his navel though like a bitch and fuck trannies, so he should just take heed to the list he posted.
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Yes he's Billy slowhands/Les Strouds (msp) and his picture has been posted many times. He's a potbellied pig with a tattoo of the sun tattooed around his navel looking a hot ass mess in what I think is in his boxers or tightie whities as well. And puke is right
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It would have derailed regardless. Male/female based threads always derail on here, whether they are negative or positive.
I do this same shit.
Ugh ... almost forgot about the lingo. Bitches with "catch phrases" such as .... "Get it boo","I know thats right", "so extra", "Crazy right?", or any rap song hooks or qoutes from this year, just to name a few.
Not bashing just turned off
met a chick at a cafe in the summertime this past summer. she was talkin about some party and what she had on and followed the description with poppin her collar and sayin, "like a boss".......
i stopped her mid sentence and was like....."did you just say like a boss???......wooooooow" i was feelin a certain type of way about that but i still proceeded to buss her down. lmao.....yeah...i'm a true nigga, so what.
Ew...
...it's too many folks with double names
*waits for picture to resurface*
...but do you RK.
- Too much make up
- Messy lip stick that smears all over everything they drink and eat
- Bad weave
- Wearing heels/boots that they clearly can't walk correctly/ and or pain free in
- Talking loud in order to get a man's attention
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- Messy lip stick that smears all over everything they drink and eat
- Bad weave
- Wearing heels/boots that they clearly can't walk correctly/ and or pain free in
- Talking loud in order to get a man's attention
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Weave
OK, so your women gets a weave. Do you just grin and bear it or simply be honest and tell her your true feelings regarding her with a weave?
Ew...
...it's too many folks with double names
*waits for picture to resurface*
...but do you RK.
cant lie it's my pic. I'm one of those light skin dudes that was fly in the 80's or I'd like to think. Then I got fat...real fat. I tried everything but lose weight to improve my self esteem. Hence the disgusting, ridiculous gays ass sun tatoo around my sunken navel. This was followed swiftly by my long and extended drouts of no sex or female company period. It almost sounds like a post I would make but this one happens to be true.
Excessive makeup. Really don't like makeup at all but that excessive shit is just unbearable.
Talk in the baby voice. It's one thing if you have a high voice naturally but the Nicki Minaj "I'm a barbie" type shit is annoying as fuck.
Too many tats or tats covering the good shit.
Fake hair.
Talk in the baby voice. It's one thing if you have a high voice naturally but the Nicki Minaj "I'm a barbie" type shit is annoying as fuck.
Too many tats or tats covering the good shit.
Fake hair.
I'm between my kindle and phone today but next time I see it I will be sure to bring it to your attentionEw...
...it's too many folks with double names
*waits for picture to resurface*
...but do you RK.
Rick Ronson
Banned
weave and those ugly ass eye lash extensions
And you like trannies, so why you'recomplaining about us...and it is bashing....some valid but still bashing.
EDIT- NOT A BASH THREAD. More like Turn Offs
1) Chicks who can't walk down the street without being on the cell phone.
2) Women who bring up their boyfriend when you're just making polite conversation. Thats they're way of telling you they arent interested, as if you're trying to hollar in the first place. This is why I just ignore a chick unless I'm actually going to hollar. They hit you with "My boyfirend told me" or " My boyfriend and I always wanted to go there" bullshit.
3) Talking like a fuckin dude i.e. Angie Martinez. Wanna shrink my dick? Talk like a fuckin thug that just came home and I'll avoid your ass faster than web taxes.
3) Smoking. That goes for blunts too. If your girl smokes weed she fuckin her male friend from time to time who gets the bomb smoke. It starts off as dude calling your girl to smoke at his crib. She gets high plays video games and then the "it just happened" happens. Trust me, I use to sell weed. Still apologizing to me boy this day for a slip up with some chick he was in love with
4) Broke Bitches and jump offs with no car. I'm tired of having to pick your ass up or pay for a cab for you to come over. Bitch the hardest thing to do is wake up at 6am on my day off because now I have to drive you to work. Get a car hoe
5) Tats on their tits, neck, hand or upper arm. Tells me you're straight trash.
6) Bitches with kids and their baby daddy in jail. Or really just having a baby daddy period. I'd rather you be divorced. You wanna go from jump off to wife when it's my turn?? FOH!!!
7) Chicks who blast music in their cars like some ghetto hood rat
8) Wearing those stupid white shades
9) Talking all aggressive and loud during sex. Givin me directions and shit like "faster" or "dont cum". Man that shit gets on my nerve. Just shut up and let me concentrate on the older white women I saw in the Epic MILF thread
#2: that's all about her (massive, over-inflated) ego. when a woman thinks casual conversation = you asking for pussy... then, pussy is usually all she has to offer.
#3: smoking is/was never cool. shit stinks.
#6: i understand that one 1000000%. they all wanna have kids by thugs & bad boys... then, when they meet you it's all about going to church, spending "quality time," and "working on the future, together."
Maybe I'm a big ole softy but compared with some of your other antics I've seen this sounds completely honest.
I'm cool though...I peep the game.
I ain't knockin u holmes ... I'm just trying to break the cycle.
haha. yeah man i was tryin to be noble to myself and after them dranks hit me i was like....."well, she is sexy as hell even though she talkin about straight bullshit"....but to be honest, i can't figure too many of them out on that first night. i form an opinion but like them wise heads always say, "all a person needs is watchin."
the answer comes to you one way or the other.
This is very true. It's like they have to keep reminding themselves that they have a man at home.
Gotta respect the honesty here.
That no car shit is a big problem. People don't realize you have to make FOUR trips.
1. your house to theirs
2.wherever you're going
3.back to their house
4.back home
That's a lot of driving. And some women are worth it. But it's the women who EXPECT it and ACT LIKE IT'S THEIR DUE when they bring nothing to the table is very grating. Because you're a woman? What about woman's lib? We are both parts of a whole. No one should have preference just because they happened to be born a certain gender. I mean offer to take the train once in a while or some shit.
1. your house to theirs
2.wherever you're going
3.back to their house
4.back home
That's a lot of driving. And some women are worth it. But it's the women who EXPECT it and ACT LIKE IT'S THEIR DUE when they bring nothing to the table is very grating. Because you're a woman? What about woman's lib? We are both parts of a whole. No one should have preference just because they happened to be born a certain gender. I mean offer to take the train once in a while or some shit.
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EDIT- NOT A BASH THREAD. More like Turn Offs
1) Chicks who can't walk down the street without being on the cell phone. I'm busy. Why are you against cell phones?
2) Women who bring up their boyfriend when you're just making polite conversation. Thats they're way of telling you they arent interested, as if you're trying to hollar in the first place. This is why I just ignore a chick unless I'm actually going to hollar. They hit you with "My boyfirend told me" or " My boyfriend and I always wanted to go there" bullshit.Yeah, just don't want to talk to you OR.... I know this is strange... OR her and her boyfriend actually DID do what the conversation is about.
3) Talking like a fuckin dude i.e. Angie Martinez. Wanna shrink my dick? Talk like a fuckin thug that just came home and I'll avoid your ass faster than web taxes.lol
3) Smoking. That goes for blunts too. If your girl smokes weed she fuckin her male friend from time to time who gets the bomb smoke. It starts off as dude calling your girl to smoke at his crib. She gets high plays video games and then the "it just happened" happens. Trust me, I use to sell weed. Still apologizing to me boy this day for a slip up with some chick he was in love with
4) Broke Bitches and jump offs with no car. I'm tired of having to pick your ass up or pay for a cab for you to come over. Bitch the hardest thing to do is wake up at 6am on my day off because now I have to drive you to work. Get a car hoe
5) Tats on their tits, neck, hand or upper arm. Tells me you're straight trash. How about the back of the neck?
6) Bitches with kids and their baby daddy in jail. Or really just having a baby daddy period. I'd rather you be divorced. You wanna go from jump off to wife when it's my turn?? FOH!!!meh
7) Chicks who blast music in their cars like some ghetto hood ratThis is Me. I be jammin.
8) Wearing those stupid white shadesMethinks you're a hater.
9) Talking all aggressive and loud during sex. Givin me directions and shit like "faster" or "dont cum". Man that shit gets on my nerve. Just shut up and let me concentrate on the older white women I saw in the Epic MILF thread
Peculiar little ponies you are.
1. Wigs.
2. Weaves.
3. Make-up.
I can tolerate #3 when done in moderation, but no when it's pounded on and changes the entire outlook of the female.
Wigs are despicable and all women should burn them all (including my wife's)
Weaves were cute and tolerable at first but now I'm tired of them and they just look tacky. I'm more interested in a woman's natural hair and beauty even if her shit isn't perfect, fuck it, it shows me you have an inner confidence that most bitches don't have which to me is sexy as fuck.
2. Weaves.
3. Make-up.
I can tolerate #3 when done in moderation, but no when it's pounded on and changes the entire outlook of the female.
Wigs are despicable and all women should burn them all (including my wife's)
Weaves were cute and tolerable at first but now I'm tired of them and they just look tacky. I'm more interested in a woman's natural hair and beauty even if her shit isn't perfect, fuck it, it shows me you have an inner confidence that most bitches don't have which to me is sexy as fuck.
Sometimes they can be. Appreciate beauty. And we express it in a way that may differ.
What makes some women worth it?
women who go out to a public place..with far less clothing on than what is appropriate for that setting... then acting like they're annoyed by all the attention they are receiving from the male persuasion..
Yeah. Just not getting the attention they want from WHO they want is the problem.Similar threads
