I Have Not One Iota What The Fuck This New Halle Berry/Tom Hanks Movie Is About...

[Lucky7s]

But I'm damn sure as fuck paying to go see it in the movies...just to see that brother jump off that mutha fuckin slave ship!







That was Halley as the white blonde...terrible makeup!

 

[easy_b]

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Interesting.........


it comes from a book with the same title

 

[Crown&Coke]

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[Man_Of_STeeL]

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yeah...i'mma have to check this one out too...i'm really hopin' it's good...

 

[SKATTA]

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White man saves black woman from something (anything)

White man saves asian woman from something (anything)



white man is hero.


the end.

 

[irvthaperv]

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It's a whole lotta shit going on in that movie, lol! Looks different though... My kinda flick!

 

[ljinsane]

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gonna have to see this also

 

[Lucky7s]

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White man saves black woman from something (anything)

White man saves asian woman from something (anything)



white man is hero.


the end.

Plot summary

The novel consists of six nested stories that take the reader from the remote South Pacific in the nineteenth century to a distant, post-apocalyptic future. Each tale is revealed to be a story that is read (or observed) by the main character in the next. All stories but the last are interrupted at some moment, and after the sixth story concludes at the center of the book, the novel "goes back" in time, "closing" each story as the book progresses in terms of pages but regresses in terms of the historical period in which the action takes place. Eventually, readers end where they started, with Adam Ewing in the Pacific Ocean, circa 1850.
The Pacific Journal of Adam Ewing
Pacific Ocean, circa 1850. Adam Ewing, an American notary's account of a voyage home from the remote Chatham Islands, east of New Zealand. The next character discovers this story as a diary on his patron's bookshelf.
Letters from Zedelghem
Zedelgem, Belgium, 1931. Robert Frobisher, a penniless young English musician, finds work as anamanuensis to a composer living in Belgium. This story is saved in the form of letters to his friend (and implied lover) Rufus Sixsmith, which the next character discovers after meeting Sixsmith.
Half-Lives: The First Luisa Rey Mystery.
Buenas Yerbas, California, 1975. Luisa Rey, a journalist, investigates reports that a new nuclear power plant is unsafe, with the help of Sixsmith who as a respected nuclear physicist has become awhistleblower. The next character is sent this story in the mail, in the form of a manuscript for a novel.
The Ghastly Ordeal of Timothy Cavendish
United Kingdom, early 21st century. Timothy Cavendish, a vanity press publisher, flees the brothers of his gangster client. He gets confined against his will in a nursing home from which he cannot escape. The next character watches a movie dramatisation of this story.
An Orison of Sonmi~451
Nea So Copros (Korea), dystopian near future. Sonmi~451, a genetically-engineered fabricant (clone) server at Papa Song's diner (a proxy for large fast-dining chains), is interviewed before her execution after she rebels against the totalitarian society that created and exploited her kind. The next character watches Sonmi's story projected holographically in an "orison," a futuristic recording device.
Sloosha's Crossin' an' Ev'rythin' After
Hawaii, post-apocalyptic distant future. Zachry, a tribesman living a primitive life after most of humanity dies during "the Fall," is visited by Meronym, a member of the last remnants of technologically-advanced civilization. This story is told when the protagonist is an old man, to seemingly random strangers around a campfire.

 

[Lucky7s]

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just read the plot for the book and shit still makes no sense!

 

[Mo-Better]

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I'm trying real hard to understand why anyone should give a fuck that you, "Have Not One Iota What The Fuck This New Halle Berry/Tom Hanks Movie Is About.."

 

[hussla's paradice]

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White man saves black woman from something (anything)

White man saves asian woman from something (anything)



white man is hero.


the end.

I'm trying real hard to understand why anyone should give a fuck that you, "Have Not One Iota What The Fuck This New Halle Berry/Tom Hanks Movie Is About.."

Y'all boys is ignant.

 

[HAR125LEM]

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Read the book FIRST!!!

I'm still on it.
Gotta admit, it's a bit of a hard read though.

 

[Africanama]

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It's one of those films that does not that allow much margin for error. The pace of the film has to precise that it is not too slow for audience or they will be bored and it's not too fast that the audience will become lost with the storyline. As a dreamer, I have high for this movie that allow for more intellectually stimulating experience.

 

[Duval's King]

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Wow this is a cool concept....Movie seems loosely based on the mastery of dimensions beyond the third...

 

[Daddy43205]

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that was a long ass trailer i watched 3 minutes and im not sure whats its bout either...id watch it though.

 

[Lucky7s]

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It's one of those films that does not that allow much margin for error. The pace of the film has to precise that it is not too slow for audience or they will be bored and it's not too fast that the audience will become lost with the storyline. As a dreamer, I have high for this movie that allow for more intellectually stimulating experience.

What?

Read the book FIRST!!!

I'm still on it.
Gotta admit, it's a bit of a hard read though.

You got a d/l for it?

Wow this is a cool concept....Movie seems loosely based on the mastery of dimensions beyond the third...

Elaborate...

 

[ron_mexico]

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Seems pretty cool,not confusing at all. Just from looking at the trailer it seems that Hanks and Berry are connected together regardless of life,death,past,present or future.

But I'm sorry, the whole time I'm watching this trailer, I'm was thinking about this article below..

5 Old-Timey Prejudices That Still Show Up in Every Movie



Think for a minute about the last time you saw a black guy with a white woman in a mainstream movie. OK, now take away every single movie where they're using that relationship to preach to us about racism. So that knocks out Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Jungle Fever, Save the Last Dance, Far From Heaven and any incarnation of Othello.

In other words, try to think of movies where the relationship is just treated as a normal, everyday thing (keep in mind, in real life one in seven new American marriages are between members of different races). Mia and Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction? Actually, that couple never appears on screen together. We'll give you two: Rachel Getting Married and Love Actually.



Now, think about the last time you saw a white guy get it on with a black lady (and again, where race wasn't a major theme of the movie). The list is surprisingly long: The Bodyguard, Die Another Day, The Score, Boiler Room, Mission Impossible II, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Avatar (kinda), The Princess and the Frog, Star Trek the movie, Star Trek the TV show and just about every movie Halle Berry's ever been in.

So What's the Deal?

It's not just our imagination. The "Audiences Don't Want to See Black Men Taking Our White Women" thing is so ingrained that Will Smith claims that Cameron Diaz lost the lead role opposite him in the movie Hitch because producers were worried about "the nation's problem of seeing a black man and a white woman getting intimate." So, Cuban-American Eva Mendes was cast instead. Hollywood has apparently decided that Mendes is a nice compromise to the black man/white woman problem -- she gets those roles again and again and again.

This one goes allll the way back to 1915's Birth of a Nation. Today, it's a punchline about how racist everyone used to be, but it was the first movie shown in the White House screening room to then President Woodrow Wilson. Up until the 1960s, it was widely regarded as the greatest American movie. And the second half of the movie is essentially a slasher flick in which "renegade slaves" (white guys in black face) play the role of Jason Voorhees, and pretty white girls play the role of ... well, the pretty white girls in slasher movies. It even has the standard "TURN AROUND HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" slasher movie shot as she's stalked by the monster ...

And the part where she throws herself off of a cliff to avoid being raped by a black man ...

D.W. Griffith's movie was a hit because he knew how to strike a chord of terror with white audiences. In today's era of political correctness, it seems pretty telling that Hollywood works so hard to avoid even accidentally touching that same chord.

Think we're making it up? Then how do you explain The Pelican Brief? In the book, the guy and the girl do it, because he's a suave guy saving a damsel in distress and because that's what happens in every single work of fiction ever. In the movie, starring Denzel Washington and Julia Roberts at their most doable, they hugged. They were alone for the night in a cabin, and they hugged!



http://www.cracked.com/article_19549_5-old-timey-prejudices-that-still-show-up-in-every-movie.html

 

[TurellSmith]

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White man saves black woman from something (anything)

White man saves asian woman from something (anything)



white man is hero.


the end.

This^^^

 

[K Luv]

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White man saves black woman from something (anything)

White man saves asian woman from something (anything)



white man is hero.


the end.

you hooked me up now I dont have to watch this bullshit. WOuld not pay money for this

 

[jwilliam85]

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Elaborate...

But this movie is basically about Universal Law which modern man has been violating with no abandon. Through the process of reincarnation we are suppose to learn these laws and further our consciousness, so you keep reincarnating until you thoroughly learn them all. When you finally learn them all you are considered to have Christ Consciousness and then you are able to ascend to the 5th dimension.

 

[heiesuke]

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I'm gonna go see it!

 

[Eclipse99]

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I was thinking the same thing when I saw the trailer. From the looks of it, it seems like it is a movie about different dimensions and the concept of DeJaVu. In other words, there is a distant pass and distant future of you or some shit like that... hell I don't know, I'm still confused & the trailer was long as hell

 

[Brother Blues]

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Might be too deep for my shallow mind....

 

[Africanama]

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What?

I mean that too many things could go wrong with this movie. It is a Rated-R movie, looks a like a 3 hour movie and it looks very expensive to produced.

 

[Lucky7s]

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Seems pretty cool,not confusing at all. Just from looking at the trailer it seems that Hanks and Berry are connected together regardless of life,death,past,present or future.

But I'm sorry, the whole time I'm watching this trailer, I'm was thinking about this article below..

Funny thing about Cameron Diaz losing Hitch to Eva Mendes is that Cameron is Cuban-American as well, she is just a bottle blonde with blue eyes. Eva is a brunette with dark eyes. I guess that is more to white folks liking. They both ugly as fuck in the face. Never saw the hype over either!

But this movie is basically about Universal Law which modern man has been violating with no abandon. Through the process of reincarnation we are suppose to learn these laws and further our consciousness, so you keep reincarnating until you thoroughly learn them all. When you finally learn them all you are considered to have Christ Consciousness and then you are able to ascend to the 5th dimension.

If that is how it works then my past life musta been dumb as hell...