Sister Thread To Random Thoughts: Corrupt-A-Wish...

[Iron]

A common forum game.

*For those who have never played:

The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish, but with some kind of loophole. Then the second person makes their own wish, and the next person corrupts it, and so on...

*example*

Poster 1: "I wish I had a million dollars."

Poster 2: "Granted,but you obtained it through illegal means and you're arrested for tax evasion."

"I wish was on vacations in the Bahamas"

Poster 3: "Granted but a freak hurricane ruins your visit."

"I wish for..." and so on

 

[Iron]

First post.

I wish I was a Voltron pilot.

 

[hsm2448]

fuck voltron.

 

[Iron]

fuck voltron.

Make a wish fool.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

First post.

I wish I was a Voltron pilot.

wish granted but once you take off your plane will explode

i wish i had the cure for cancer and aids

 

[onyxfemme]

Wish Granted! But unfortunately you just found out that you have a rare case of Leukemia and are also a diagnosed w/ type 1 diabetes.

wish granted but once you take off your plane will explode

i wish i had the cure for cancer and aids

I wish my tummy was flat!

 

[Iron]

Wish Granted! But unfortunately you just found out that you have a rare case of Leukemia and are also a diagnosed w/ type 1 diabetes.



I wish my tummy was flat!

Granted, But you went through extreme measures to get it. Now you're bulimic.

I wish I had a life time supply of Arizona black and white tea.

 

[wetlioness]

Granted, But you went through extreme measures to get it. Now you're bulimic.

I wish I had a life time supply of Arizona black and white tea.

Your wish is granted but the tea has been contaminated with bacteria so you can't drink it.

I WISH IT ALL WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST FOR HIM AND HE WAS ABLE TO COME BACK

 

[Iron]

Your wish is granted but the tea has been contaminated with bacteria so you can't drink it.

I WISH IT ALL WORKED OUT FOR THE BEST FOR HIM AND HE WAS ABLE TO COME BACK

Granted, but he comes back to an empty bank account and a burning house.

I wish I had an actual angry bird to throw at someone.

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Granted, but he comes back to an empty bank account and a burning house.

I wish I had an actual angry bird to throw at someone.

Wish granted but the bird pecks somebody to death and you get life in jail


I wish that I had the motorcycle from tron

 

[Iron]

Wish granted but the bird pecks somebody to death and you get life in jail


I wish that I had the motorcycle from tron

Wish granted, but you make a left turn into a busy intersection and on coming traffic crashes into your light trial.

I wish I hadn't slept most of the day away.

 

[onyxfemme]

Wish granted, but you make a left turn into a busy intersection and on coming traffic crashes into your light trial.

I wish I hadn't slept most of the day away.

Wish Granted!

But now you have insomnia for the next 3 days!

I wish I would have never gave this newbie my phone number

 

[LADYTEE]

Wish Granted!

But now you have insomnia for the next 3 days!

I wish I would have never gave this newbie my phone number

Wish granted, now you have a stalker for life who is going to text you his diccypop pics in holiday costumes... I wish I was a lil bit taller..

 

[Digital Angel]

Wish granted, now you have a stalker for life who is going to text you his diccypop pics in holiday costumes... I wish I was a lil bit taller..

Granted; but now you match the physical description of the campus serial rapist and was falsely identified and thrown in prison where your feet hang off the bed.
I wish I was Oprah......

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Granted; but now you match the physical description of the campus serial rapist and was falsely identified and thrown in prison where your feet hang off the bed. I wish I was Oprah......

Wish granted, but the IRS comes for back taxes owed and you lose everything including your new channel.


I wish I had more time in the day to do what i actually want to do

 

[Digital Angel]

Wish granted, but the IRS comes for back taxes owed and you lose everything including your new channel.


I wish I had more time in the day to do what i actually want to do

Wish granted; but due to the excess accumulated stress on your mind and body, you develop a rare debilitating disease that renders you paralyzed during daytime hours only. I wish I was a real live super hero with pussy powers......

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Wish granted; but due to the excess accumulated stress on your mind and body, you develop a rare debilitating disease that renders you paralyzed during daytime hours only. I wish I was a real live super hero with pussy powers......

Wish granted but because of your heroism and your new found documented pussy powers the government steals your pussy to study it to use it as a biological weapon to fight tyranny and terrorism. Obama gives you a medal of honor and stamps his approval on it. BUT you no longer have a pussy you now have a colostomy bag.


I wish that I could communicate with all animals

 

[SickMyDuck]

Wish granted but because of your heroism and your new found documented pussy powers the government steals your pussy to study it to use it as a biological weapon to fight tyranny and terrorism. Obama gives you a medal of honor and stamps his approval on it. BUT you no longer have a pussy you now have a colostomy bag.

I wish that I could communicate with all animals

Granted, but while you're at the zoo flossing your new skills, you go to look at the polar bears, and one of them says: "Fuck you looking at bitch?". Y'all have words, and while you're telling him that he's lucky he's in that cage, or you'd skin him and put him on your floor, you get too close to the cage and he grabs your leg and bites it off at the knee, forcing you to get a peg leg.

I wish I could have a threesome with Izzy & Onyx. (coulda been a foursome with DA, but her super pussy got confiscated. )

 

[Iron]

Granted, but while you're at the zoo flossing your new skills, you go to look at the polar bears, and one of them says: "Fuck you looking at bitch?". Y'all have words, and while you're telling him that he's lucky he's in that cage, or you'd skin him and put him on your floor, you get too close to the cage and he grabs your leg and bites it off at the knee, forcing you to get a peg leg.

I wish I could have a threesome with Izzy & Onyx. (coulda been a foursome with DA, but her super pussy got confiscated. )

Granted, but your night is ruined once you find out you suffer from sexual dysfunction from too much porn consumption.

I wish I could speed and slow time.

 

[onyxfemme]

Granted, but your night is ruined once you find out you suffer from sexual dysfunction from too much porn consumption.

I wish I could speed and slow time.

Granted!

But during your speeding time process you develop a life ending brain tumor that gives you 2 days to live....And amnesia to not know how to slow time any longer...Your still capable of doing it...You just dont remember how to do it.


I wish that I could go back in time

 

[Digital Angel]

Granted!

But during your speeding time process you develop a life ending brain tumor that gives you 2 days to live....And amnesia to not know how to slow time any longer...Your still capable of doing it...You just dont remember how to do it.


I wish that I could go back in time

Granted: You go back in time but make all the same decisions as you made previously so nothing changes.

I wish I had big boobs instead of a big ass

 

[melonpecan]

Granted: You go back in time but make all the same decisions as you made previously so nothing changes.

I wish I had big boobs instead of a big ass

Granted but now you can't walk, only fall forward


I wish I had the power to negate all granted wishes.

 

[Digital Angel]

Granted but now you can't walk, only fall forward


I wish I had the power to negate all granted wishes.

^^^^^^End thread

 

[Iron]

Granted but now you can't walk, only fall forward


I wish I had the power to negate all granted wishes.

Granted, but now you're missing two fingers, an ear, and you have a clubbed foot. Your parents wishes for a healthy baby were negated.

I wish that melon pecan would pm me pictures of her breast...

 

[melonpecan]

Granted, but now you're missing two fingers, an ear, and you have a clubbed foot. Your parents wishes for a healthy baby were negated.

I wish that melon pecan would pm me pictures of her breast...

Actually I just found out I had to go to therapy as a baby because when I was born my feet were turned inward.

Granted.

Now the BGOLCSI is at your door, you go into hiding, and you can no longer live a normal life. I got haters that want that pic



...hmmm...I wish...for...unnatural happiness in the world...see what I did there?

 

[Iron]

Actually I just found out I had to go to therapy as a baby because when I was born my feet were turned inward.

Granted.

Now the BGOLCSI is at your door, you go into hiding, and you can no longer live a normal life. I got haters that want that pic



...hmmm...I wish...for...unnatural happiness in the world...see what I did there?

Granted! However, the great machine that all human beings are unnaturally plugged into begins to malfunction thus causing a glitch in the matrix and the veil of happiness to be ripped from the human consciousness...









I wish for an eternity of just spring and autumn as seasons.

 

[melonpecan]

Granted! However, the great machine that all human beings are unnaturally plugged into begins to malfunction thus causing a glitch in the matrix and the veil of happiness to be ripped from the human consciousness...









I wish for an eternity of just spring and autumn as seasons.

I'll take it!


Granted...but now everyone has allergies because of the excessive pollen for six months and for the other six everyone has colds - we're missing fruits because there is no summer.



I wish I could find the ring

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

I'll take it!


Granted...but now everyone has allergies because of the excessive pollen for six months and for the other six everyone has colds - we're missing fruits because there is no summer.



I wish I could find the ring

Granted, you find it and put it on and Sauron comes knocking to reclaim it and cuts off your hand and leaves you there to bleed out and die.


I wish I could read people's minds

 

[CT's Finest]

Granted, you find it and put it on and Sauron comes knocking to reclaim it and cuts off your hand and leaves you there to bleed out and die.


I wish I could read people's minds

Fuck it I'll play... Aight son, your wish is granted, you can read people's minds, but when you do that you hear all the bad shit they want to do (e.g. harming other people, robbing banks, telling kids Santa Claus is not real, etc.) and you have no power to stop it.



I wish I had unlimited wishes...

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Fuck it I'll play... Aight son, your wish is granted, you can read people's minds, but when you do that you hear all the bad shit they want to do (e.g. harming other people, robbing banks, telling kids Santa Claus is not real, etc.) and you have no power to stop it.



I wish I had unlimited wishes...

Granted, now with every wish you make someone you love care about or know randomly dies, you don't know who it'll be out of the categories, but you do know as soon as you make a wish someone out of those categories in your life will die, immediately. Even if you wish for it not to happen, it does. and if you wish to reverse a wish because the person was too important to your life, 2 people die. You are in turn immortal and can't

I wish that black men and women could have 1/2 of the world to ourselves without outside influence
run by me

 

[Noir]

I wish that black men and women could have 1/2 of the world to ourselves without outside influence run by me

Granted, except that the 1/2 of the world black women and men get consists of the Arctic and Antarctic -- with men on one end and the women on the other end. You run it, but no one likes you. And without outside influences, you have no resources or communication with the rest of the world as well.


I wish people possessed and used the intelligence and common sense that God granted them...

 

[Iron]

Granted, except that the 1/2 of the world black women and men get consists of the Arctic and Antarctic -- with men on one end and the women on the other end. You run it, but no one likes you. And without outside influences, you have no resources or communication with the rest of the world as well.


I wish people possessed and used the intelligence and common sense that God granted them...

Granted, but now the earth is severely over populated due to lack of risk taking behavior.

I wish for a new mp3 player.

 

[Digital Angel]

looks like you aimed to low for your wish--no one has the heart to "corrupt it"

 

[Iron]

looks like you aimed to low for your wish--no one has the heart to "corrupt it"

Truth be told I misjudged you all and thought that this would be pretty light hearted and random but some of the responses got way to graphic so I tried to keep it simple.

 

[melonpecan]

Truth be told I misjudged you all and thought that this would be pretty light hearted and random but some of the responses got way to graphic so I tried to keep it simple.

LOL


Your wish is granted but you misread the box and it only plays FLAC files.




I wish for two pairs of badley mischkas, six pairs of Nine West's (that's two flats, two boots, one pumps, and one pair of fuck me sandals), two pairs of Naughty Monkeys, some brown Rampages to go with my black ones, and one bomb ass black dress to put it with.