Sister Thread To Random Thoughts: Corrupt-A-Wish...

[largebillsonlyplease]

LOL


Your wish is granted but you misread the box and it only plays FLAC files.




I wish for two pairs of badley mischkas, six pairs of Nine West's (that's two flats, two boots, one pumps, and one pair of fuck me sandals), two pairs of Naughty Monkeys, some brown Rampages to go with my black ones, and one bomb ass black dress to put it with.

wish granted, they all arrive next day shipping

but nothing fits, shoes or dress and no refunds

i wish i had an indoor swimming pool

 

[Noir]

i wish i had an indoor swimming pool

Granted except you have massive carpet and furniture damage when the inflatable pool leaks


I wish I had a new job

 

[Iron]

Granted except you have massive carpet and furniture damage when the inflatable pool leaks


I wish I had a new job

Granted, but your new lady boss is 60, overweight,and has the hots for you...and won't take no for an answer.


I wish I had a nice steak omelette right now.