Would you buy a used Real Doll? No? U fucking a used bitch

so i guess everyone on here is fucking virgins. GTFOH, mad dudes have pulled down your girl's panties, made her suck them off and delivered the protein punch down her throat, but yall actin like she untouched by human hands

There's a big fat earth sized line between fucking virgins and purchasing a used cum bucket.
 
I got my second one for $80 at a yard sale. I agree with the OP. You wash that thing and you're good to go. My girl and I smoke a little weed and salvia and we have orgies with the two dolls. I swear, one day I was so tripped out I actually thought the doll was fucking my girl from the back and I just beat the shit out of it. Crazy times. I had to get a replacement arm for it on Ebay.

:roflmao::roflmao:
 
^^^THIS....

on slow nights ive done amazing things with vegetable oil and a pinky vid...:lol:
I knight thee the crisco kid. RISE!
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^^^THIS....

on slow nights ive done amazing things with vegetable oil and a pinky vid...:lol:


Vegetable oil? So you just break out the Wesson and get to work, huh?

The OP and Zerefino are bullshittin', but this is the wildest post in this thread because dude is actually being serious.
 
Vegetable oil? So you just break out the Wesson and get to work, huh?

The OP and Zerefino are bullshittin', but this is the wildest post in this thread because dude is actually being serious.

Lmao!!!!!!!!




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Okay lets say you did have one, where the hell do you store it???

under your bed
on your bed
stand it up in a corner
in a coffin
in the attic
back of the closet
spare bedroom
living room couch
 
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Okay lets say you did have one, where the hell do you store it???

under your bed
on your bed
stand it up in a corner
in a coffin
in the attic
back of the closet
spare bedroom
living room couch

We put ours in the kids' bedroom. The kids play with them and guests never know they're actually for sex.
 
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Okay lets say you did have one, where the hell do you store it???

under your bed
on your bed
stand it up in a corner
in a coffin
in the attic
back of the closet
spare bedroom
living room couch

Dude i live by myself. She sleeps right in the bed. Be waiting for me when I come and shit just like that pic...
 
Dude i live by myself. She sleeps right in the bed. Be waiting for me when I come and shit just like that pic...
but you could have a real girl do the same, but anyways a doll would be too much trouble, I figure it would be a bitch to clean up after
 
I got my second one for $80 at a yard sale. I agree with the OP. You wash that thing and you're good to go. My girl and I smoke a little weed and salvia and we have orgies with the two dolls. I swear, one day I was so tripped out I actually thought the doll was fucking my girl from the back and I just beat the shit out of it. Crazy times. I had to get a replacement arm for it on Ebay.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
:lol::lol::lol:

i asked a chick once if she would get mad if she found one of these in her boyfriends closet

she said hell yeah

then I asked isn't that better than him fucking a real chick? then she gave me one of these:


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:lol::lol::lol:
 
but you could have a real girl do the same, but anyways a doll would be too much trouble, I figure it would be a bitch to clean up after

We clean our dolls after every use like the instructions say. All you need is a little pine sol in a spray bottle and you're good. If you wait longer than one day to clean them, the dolls usually start smelling a little like vinegar or clam. It really depends on how you're using the dolls. We make sure we're up on the cleaning aspect since our kids play with the dolls when we're not using them.
 
Now of course the price is ridiculous but a used one might do the trick. What was that?? I'm nasty? Yea well guess the fuck what, that 5 day white Tshirt wearing roach who was nailing your "girlfriend" before you met her in church was waaaaay nastier than me. At least I can change out the pussy and mouth.

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I got my second one for $80 at a yard sale. I agree with the OP. You wash that thing and you're good to go. My girl and I smoke a little weed and salvia and we have orgies with the two dolls. I swear, one day I was so tripped out I actually thought the doll was fucking my girl from the back and I just beat the shit out of it. Crazy times. I had to get a replacement arm for it on Ebay.

I'm..... cryin

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This is fuckin disgusting

This shit here HAS to be a joke

It's tough economic times so for us it makes sense to find multiple uses for different things to satisfy the needs of everyone in the household. Imagine how much we'd spend if we had to buy separate life sized dolls for the kids. Those dolls are expensive and the one I got from the yard sale has eyes that light up so we have to think about the cost of batteries too.
 
It's tough economic times so for us it makes sense to find multiple uses for different things to satisfy the needs of everyone in the household. Imagine how much we'd spend if we had to buy separate life sized dolls for the kids. Those dolls are expensive and the one I got from the yard sale has eyes that light up so we have to think about the cost of batteries too.

I dont care :smh:

thats nasty to have them playing with something you jizz on and have sexual thoughts about and sexual interactions with ... talkin bout you savin money? Cheap ass ... you may as well "clean off" some anal beads and let them wear it as necklaces :smh::smh:
 
I dont care :smh:

thats nasty to have them playing with something you jizz on and have sexual thoughts about and sexual interactions with ... talkin bout you savin money? Cheap ass ... you may as well "clean off" some anal beads and let them wear it as necklaces :smh::smh:

lol. I laugh because my girl has actually worn her anal beads before to family functions. People always comment on them and say they're nice. Old ladies start touching them and shit. We just laugh about later. :lol:
 
say man that dude is funny as fuck :lol:

:lol:Dude is on some serious "random" shit. People use the term "troll" loosely these days (thanks in no small part to "Web 2.0" Johnny-come-latelys) , but when I first went online around '96, a "troll" was someone who was shocking, imaginative and funny. They kept the usenet entertaining. That dude's style is definitely old-school.
 
Well fellas the Discover card has it's first charge...cant believe I pulled the trigger but fuck it. Takes freaking 6 weeks to deliver though
 
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