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Your Experience At A White Strip Club

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synyster

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Went to my first one a few months back. Went with some coworkers so as I rolled up in the parking deck I see a sign that says Valet Parking, so I'm like shit, I pull out $20, roll down my window and ask how much, dude says it's free :eek: Ok cool after I get my keys back I walk inside with my arms up expecting to be searched. Bouncers lookin at me crazy and say come on through..again i'm like :eek: Most importantly...NO pressure to buy drinks and no monkey ass dj bitchin about "not tippin the stage". :dance:
 
I agree but the hoes look horrible. Tall skinny skanks with big fake tits and no azz. You can have it.
 
Every white strip club that I have been has been wack as fuck.

(my experience)

I am always coerced into attending these establishments against my will.

(A dog of mine would say "It's not white....it's mixed"...only for us to step into the club and see absolutely no mixture).

Most white women posed on stage instead of dancing.

and nothing is more disgruntling than when these sluts attempt to sit on your lap with their extended backs...only to cause pain in your thighs.

After going to a white strip club, my partners and I always have to redeem the night by going to a black club the next night or later that same night.

And throughout the night we always clown the simp who talked us into going....
 
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I don't go to "white" strip clubs, that usually means a redneck bar or fake, plastic, Barbie-looking bitches :puke:

They play too much rock and country music and the girls can't dance for shit :smh:

I either go to ones where's there's a little bit of every race or just the straight up ghetto ones where there's not even a dress code or a patdown :yes:
 
alexw said:
I agree but the hoes look horrible. Tall skinny skanks with big fake tits and no azz. You can have it.
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Yeah no ass etc...sometimes don't touch...some black stip clubs don't search...I live in b-more go down on what we call the "Block" there is a mix of white and black clubs and I don't have a prob...if you ever in b-more check it out !
 
DESTROSIS said:
Hit up Rics Tally Ho in Henreitta. Its a mix and they playing hip-hop.
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any phatties in there??

I was talking about the Klassy Cat and the Mirage

the cordial got some hoodrats and a phat ass rican named paige
 
synyster said:
Went to my first one a few months back. Went with some coworkers so as I rolled up in the parking deck I see a sign that says Valet Parking, so I'm like shit, I pull out $20, roll down my window and ask how much, dude says it's free :eek: Ok cool after I get my keys back I walk inside with my arms up expecting to be searched. Bouncers lookin at me crazy and say come on through..again i'm like :eek: Most importantly...NO pressure to buy drinks and no monkey ass dj bitchin about "not tippin the stage". :dance:
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which club?
 
alexw said:
I agree but the hoes look horrible. Tall skinny skanks with big fake tits and no azz. You can have it.
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Well the one I went to had some nice sistas up in there...but them white cats had them hymed up for most of the night :smh:
 
I agree w/ you guys 100% about white strips clubs. Doc was right--THE STRIPPERS POSE INSTEAD OF DANCE! They could not dance. Sure they can climb up and down the pole but they COULD NOT dance. I went a to a few in Minnesota and they all sucked. Only one girl could move and shake but somehow she got few customers :confused:
Avoid white stripclubs because the women cannot dance. It doesn't matter if she looks good she most likely can't dance.
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Every white strip club that I have been has been wack as fuck.

(my experience)

I am always coerced into attending these establishments against my will.

(A dog of mine would say "It's not white....it's mixed"...only for us to step into the club and see absolutely no mixture).

Most white women posed on stage instead of dancing.

and nothing is more disgruntling than when these sluts attempt to sit on your lap with their extended backs...only to cause pain in your thighs.

After going to a white strip club, my partners and I always have to redeem the night by going to a black club the next night or later that same night.

And throughout the night we always clown the simp who talked us into going....
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I damn near had the same experience with white strip clubs. Had one nigga swearing it was a few blacks girls in there to only find out there is one and she dont look that good anyway. Girls tryin to come sit in my lap and offer up a damn $20 lapdance and I looked at her like :hmm:

I would have been better off at a regular nightclub.
 
I'M READY TO GO!!!
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White strip clubs are sort of like looking at a "live" Playboy magazine.
Girls usually look like 8's and above. Painted, injected, and cut to near perfection.
Poses are the standard.
Music is the standard.
Presentation is excellent.
Place looks inviting.
Service is friendly enough.

But the whole thing feels a little sterile and rarely do you walk out heated up.
About the only thing I can say is that you generally speaking, you get your money's worth and rarely will there be a fight or will you ever have to worry about the "let out"
 
i get ignored whenever i go to white clubs. me an my homebiy went to one with about $600 between us and went home with most of it. we bought drinks, got a couple table dances at the stage and that was it. no strippers came to us for lap dances. the ones without customers just sat around and talked to each other. the black ones were rude to us on top of that.
 
yea man my (white) firefighter brothas normally go to the local white strip club...those are so lame compared to the hole in the wall black joints i go to in philly...

anytime i go with them they like syd u goin to tip ...im like aaaaaaaaaaaa no is she goin to let me touch? and get a lap dance or something...
 
regulus said:
i get ignored whenever i go to white clubs. me an my homebiy went to one with about $600 between us and went home with most of it. we bought drinks, got a couple table dances at the stage and that was it. no strippers came to us for lap dances. the ones without customers just sat around and talked to each other. the black ones were rude to us on top of that.
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Strippers are taught that ALL black men that come in the club are broke and will just try to spit game to them on the cheap

Broke niggas fuck it for everybody

So even if you do have money to burn, you will most likely get ignored in a white strip club....especially by the sistas (if there are any in there) that is of course unless you are already known or someone famous
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Every white strip club that I have been has been wack as fuck.

(my experience)

I am always coerced into attending these establishments against my will.

(A dog of mine would say "It's not white....it's mixed"...only for us to step into the club and see absolutely no mixture).

Most white women posed on stage instead of dancing.

and nothing is more disgruntling than when these sluts attempt to sit on your lap with their extended backs...only to cause pain in your thighs.

After going to a white strip club, my partners and I always have to redeem the night by going to a black club the next night or later that same night.

And throughout the night we always clown the simp who talked us into going....
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they're "extended backs", you too funny dog. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Every white strip club that I have been has been wack as fuck.

(my experience)

I am always coerced into attending these establishments against my will.

(A dog of mine would say "It's not white....it's mixed"...only for us to step into the club and see absolutely no mixture).

Most white women posed on stage instead of dancing.

and nothing is more disgruntling than when these sluts attempt to sit on your lap with their extended backs...only to cause pain in your thighs.

After going to a white strip club, my partners and I always have to redeem the night by going to a black club the next night or later that same night.

And throughout the night we always clown the simp who talked us into going....
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I used to go to the Highligher in Arizona, and there were a few white broads with a bubble, but most of them had what we called "Long Backs" or Bong Lacks to be funny.

The club was cool though if you liked to get buzzed, and they also had some fine sisters and mexican/spanish bitches too.
 
First, it's a different atmosphere. More laid back. Which lends to you feeling safer. Don't really have to worry about a shoot out out in the parking lot. Also white clubs are like black ones, not all of them are the same. They have hole in the walls also.

A lot of white chicks have asses now, or a little bit and a lot are thick. Some will make you go damn. They tend to have fake titties more though. Also there is a difference in dancing abilities.

Next I see them use the pole more, like actually use it for more than just balancing to bend over.

Plus the white chicks seem nicer and smile more. They don't dance with an ice grill and will say thank you more often. Also it's often easier to get a conversation.

Plus you'll see a little variety(asian, filipino, latina) and the black chick(s) will look a little classier.
 
maddcat said:
Yeah no ass etc...sometimes don't touch...some black stip clubs don't search...I live in b-more go down on what we call the "Block" there is a mix of white and black clubs and I don't have a prob...if you ever in b-more check it out !
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Hey maddcat, I'm from B-more too. What you think is better, Norma Jean's or Stage Door?
 
I had a bad experience last night at Colorado Bar n Grill. I rolled up there with my girlfriend. The night was going smoothly. My GF even reconized a girl from the tanning salaon she goes to. I was like she fine ass hell i'm getting a dance. I'm glad my GF new her she gave me a special dance. The bad part of the night was when I went to close my tab out. My waitress was this hispanic chick with some sexy bedroom eyes. I notice this bitch goes in VIP with a male patron and was riding and giving him the time of his life. I was like shit good for him but i'm ready to bounce. I tell my girl and she gets mad as fuck. I was pissed to that the waitress would do something like this. A red flag went off in my head. I said hmmm these waitresses are hoeing up in here I'ma have to come back on the solo. The waitresses there actually looked better then the dancers plus had altered chests which is a plus. So finally manager gets the chick to come check out out. This bitch walks over to my area high as hell. Eyes all bulging out and shit. Was wispering why your gf got that mad as look she destroyed your night and was asking me if I smoked. I was like hell nah but was thinking damn she ready for 20 dollars. Then the waitress sits down and takes a smoke. Before she sat she damn near fell over trying to find a seat. I've been a ton of strip clubs but I've never seen a damn waitress fucked up like that before. Eventually the club manager had to close my tab. They had to take the waitress to the back she was so gone. The manager talking about they can drink here .I was like bullshit she popped a pill to be talkign slow and fallen over.
 
moblack said:
I had a bad experience last night at Colorado Bar n Grill. I rolled up there with my girlfriend. The night was going smoothly. My GF even reconized a girl from the tanning salaon she goes to. I was like she fine ass hell i'm getting a dance. I'm glad my GF new her she gave me a special dance. The bad part of the night was when I went to close my tab out. My waitress was this hispanic chick with some sexy bedroom eyes. I notice this bitch goes in VIP with a male patron and was riding and giving him the time of his life. I was like shit good for him but i'm ready to bounce. I tell my girl and she gets mad as fuck. I was pissed to that the waitress would do something like this. A red flag went off in my head. I said hmmm these waitresses are hoeing up in here I'ma have to come back on the solo. The waitresses there actually looked better then the dancers plus had altered chests which is a plus. So finally manager gets the chick to come check out out. This bitch walks over to my area high as hell. Eyes all bulging out and shit. Was wispering why your gf got that mad as look she destroyed your night and was asking me if I smoked. I was like hell nah but was thinking damn she ready for 20 dollars. Then the waitress sits down and takes a smoke. Before she sat she damn near fell over trying to find a seat. I've been a ton of strip clubs but I've never seen a damn waitress fucked up like that before. Eventually the club manager had to close my tab. They had to take the waitress to the back she was so gone. The manager talking about they can drink here .I was like bullshit she popped a pill to be talkign slow and fallen over.
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Hell yeah

Waitresses get fucked up in white strip clubs.

It's ridiculous
 
moblack said:
I had a bad experience last night at Colorado Bar n Grill. I rolled up there with my girlfriend. The night was going smoothly. My GF even reconized a girl from the tanning salaon she goes to. I was like she fine ass hell i'm getting a dance. I'm glad my GF new her she gave me a special dance. The bad part of the night was when I went to close my tab out. My waitress was this hispanic chick with some sexy bedroom eyes. I notice this bitch goes in VIP with a male patron and was riding and giving him the time of his life. I was like shit good for him but i'm ready to bounce. I tell my girl and she gets mad as fuck. I was pissed to that the waitress would do something like this. A red flag went off in my head. I said hmmm these waitresses are hoeing up in here I'ma have to come back on the solo. The waitresses there actually looked better then the dancers plus had altered chests which is a plus. So finally manager gets the chick to come check out out. This bitch walks over to my area high as hell. Eyes all bulging out and shit. Was wispering why your gf got that mad as look she destroyed your night and was asking me if I smoked. I was like hell nah but was thinking damn she ready for 20 dollars. Then the waitress sits down and takes a smoke. Before she sat she damn near fell over trying to find a seat. I've been a ton of strip clubs but I've never seen a damn waitress fucked up like that before. Eventually the club manager had to close my tab. They had to take the waitress to the back she was so gone. The manager talking about they can drink here .I was like bullshit she popped a pill to be talkign slow and fallen over.
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Whats your girl doing at a tanning salon? :confused:
 
Most white strip clubs are lame. The girls aren't usually very attractive and like dude said the sistas there are usually pretty shitty towards brothas. Also' the only times a stripper ever tried to rip me off were at white strip clubs. Those broads think they are the shit. Fuck'em!!!!
 
Man i went to a white strip club once and i fell asleep no bullshit i was knocked out my homeboys had to nudge me to wake me. :smh: This was supposed to be the strip club one of my homeboys bragged so much on. them bitches was skinny no ass flat tits some had fake ones and all i can remember is that dam song "Pour some sugar on me" lol
 
Hmmmm. I can tell you how to hook up with a white stripper. LOL

I haven't been to a strip club in over 5 years. I can't stand for strippers rubbing all over my good slacks. LOL I know that sounds gay. I don't go to black strip clubs because I don't like seeing sistas degrading themselves.

I've hooked up with 3 white strippers in my life time. They weren't your typical down for a brotha type. I was shocked they wanted to get down saying that I don't shave bald. The key to hooking up with a white stripper is going on a slow night and holding convo with them. They love telling you about their aspirations in life. So be a good listener. Buy them drinks and be yourself. If you are the thug type, hing it up. If you are a clean cut brotha, you are half way there. Rock waves because white chics are always intrigued on how you get your hair like that. If I could get a dollar for how many times a white stripper rubbed my head, I would have close to $50. Don't seem eager to hook up with them because they have heard every story in the book from dudes. Play like you have very slight interest in them, but enough attention to keep them interested. There's more to know and I could write a book on this shit. You would be suprise on how easy it is to hook up with one.
 
XXXplosive said:
The more important question is:
Why the fuck is he taking his girl to a strip club??? :smh:
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:confused: Whats wrong with going to the strip club with ya girl? I always do. :confused:
 
man white strip clubs are whack as FUK but i will say that they treat their customers better. the ones i've hit out here in so cal charged $20 at the door with half of that going to free drinks all nite.....soda, lemonaide, tea, etc?

if black clubs could 'de-n.i.g.g.e.rize' their staff then i'd probably go more often or at least not roll my eyes when i pull up and see the staff shit talkin, bullyin customers in line and smokin weed out in front of the door.
 
Majik said:
Man i went to a white strip club once and i fell asleep no bullshit i was knocked out my homeboys had to nudge me to wake me. :smh: This was supposed to be the strip club one of my homeboys bragged so much on. them bitches was skinny no ass flat tits some had fake ones and all i can remember is that dam song "Pour some sugar on me" lol
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Man, I went to a white strip club for the first time a couple days ago. After about 30 minutes I asked my homeboy for the keys to car so I could go to sleep in the whip. That place was boring as shit - a bunch of wack, flat ass broads and terrible music. Never again :hmm:

There is absolutely no point in a brotha going to a white strip club (IF there's a decent black one within a 100 mile vicinity)
 

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