You married dudes...on your wedding day how would you eat this???

[geechiedan]

Right...one wrong cut and that castle cake will turn into a condemned project cake.



Where is the lie in this though?!

aint neva lied

 

[smoovejazz]

At the crib in peace. Cuz you know the fam will definitely be talking shit about that extravagant ass cake.

Old Aunties: "Just look at that. This ain't love. She got this boy spending all his money. I guarantee you it aint gon last. I got married in Ethel's backyard and a chocolate Duncan Hines cake was just fine."

Response: "Guuurl, ain't that the truth! We had this woman make our cake who was recommended by e'rebody! Her name was Betty Crocker."

 

[HotNixon36]

and get divorced a week later....

Yep a lot people get married for the wedding, not the marriage.

 

[brothertothenight]

Would not want to pay for that cake.

 

[4 Dimensional]

Fuck that wedding cake

 

[trstar]

That cake probably cost 5 grand

Unless it was donated, I’d be pissed about the price

 

[geechiedan]

what makes them think wedding cake makers don't do the same thing??

 

[The Plutonian]

what makes them think wedding cake makers don't do the same thing??

wedding cake, the big scam! LOL

 

[geechiedan]

At the crib in peace. Cuz you know the fam will definitely be talking shit about that extravagant ass cake.

Old Aunties: "Just look at that. This ain't love. She got this boy spending all his money. I guarantee you it aint gon last. I got married in Ethel's backyard and a chocolate Duncan Hines cake was just fine."

 

[Ceenote]

Yeah ill eat it.. considering me n my new bride not fucking... my stomch gonna be messed up when i get a slice of that rich frosting

 

[tallblacknyc]

what makes them think wedding cake makers don't do the same thing??

Bingoooo

 

[p5ych3]

Sorry if I missed it, but didn't see anyone mention that sometimes these elaborate designs are not all cake. The portion that is cut into maybe. But the piece you get In the Lil box as a gift is not from the elaborate design.

Maybe that's for Caribbean weddings.

Last one I went to my aunt still had cake going on year.....black cake doesn't spoil. It gets stronger with age.

 

[geechiedan]