Man, a little while ago my girl was doing one of her line sisters from school a solid by letting her friend crash with her a few days. I thought I was being blessed, because I was hoping she was finally giving me the go ahead to get a threesome started. But, when the bitch showed up I knew why my girl was comfortable asking bringing me around her during her stay. Bitch looked like Freddie Jackson, ass was kind of flat, but she had decent titties. And she smelled funny. Plus her homeless ass turned a few days into months... anyway, I would never be around her w/o my girl present b/c i knew she was triflin. If the back of your ankles are dirty after you shower I know you have piss poor hygiene. She was a careless scrubber like George Michael.
Anyway, my girl was at work and left her ID and wallet in her other purse at the crib and asked me to get it and bring it to her. I called her friend first, to make sure she knew I was coming over and it was only for a second. She tried to tell me I had to wait b/c she had company or some shit. Bitch, my girl is paying your rent and it's a one bedroom apartment how the fuck you gonna tell me I can't come over and get her shit? I told her shut the fuck up b/c I gotta get my girl's shit off the dresser and I'm outside now.
I get in the apartment, and girl is acting strange. I told her I can't wait till she leaves and she better not bring her ass back again. I got into the bedroom and all of a sudden some nigga says 'You like cheetos? or 'you want some cheetos' or some shit... Awww man I lost it. I was gonna put his head through the wall and claim the stand your ground law, and don't you know her friend hit me with a double leg from behind? we rolled over and I punched that bitch in the stomach. Nigga ran past me and the whole room smelled like that frog from the sugar smacks cereal. I got up and bodyslammed ole girl because she had me fucked up in this bitch, but I couldn't catch his little ass. No shoes on, just some knee high white socks. He was outta there fast as fuck.
Anyway, my girl was at work and left her ID and wallet in her other purse at the crib and asked me to get it and bring it to her. I called her friend first, to make sure she knew I was coming over and it was only for a second. She tried to tell me I had to wait b/c she had company or some shit. Bitch, my girl is paying your rent and it's a one bedroom apartment how the fuck you gonna tell me I can't come over and get her shit? I told her shut the fuck up b/c I gotta get my girl's shit off the dresser and I'm outside now.
I get in the apartment, and girl is acting strange. I told her I can't wait till she leaves and she better not bring her ass back again. I got into the bedroom and all of a sudden some nigga says 'You like cheetos? or 'you want some cheetos' or some shit... Awww man I lost it. I was gonna put his head through the wall and claim the stand your ground law, and don't you know her friend hit me with a double leg from behind? we rolled over and I punched that bitch in the stomach. Nigga ran past me and the whole room smelled like that frog from the sugar smacks cereal. I got up and bodyslammed ole girl because she had me fucked up in this bitch, but I couldn't catch his little ass. No shoes on, just some knee high white socks. He was outta there fast as fuck.
