You ever fucked a chick that was a complete stranger? Non-prostitutes!!

Man, I told this story on here madd years ago.
I was on AOL Chat, random talking to this chick, never got to fuck, but was 2am or so in the morning, wife sleeping in the bedroom, this chick was literally across the street staying at her aunt house a few houses down. Met her outside, hugged her and all, fine as shit. Never got to fuck, she was down and knew about wifey. But over months we talked, just timing could never happen. But met her that same nite. Wish I took her in the ride or something.

This was Canarsie. E81st and M...

^^^^

Imma just say

#bgol_hive_mind

And leave it at that.

It is crazy how connected we all are without knowing it.
 
Speaking of BP. I had just moved to NoVA in mid 2000s to start a new job. Didn't know anyone except for a few college folks in the area. Started chatting with this freaky Puerto Rican chic on BP and found out that we worked at the same damn company/building just different floors.

We link up the next day to go to lunch and she says something along the lines of "I got something for you". This chick gets in my car, grabs me, and proceeds to hit me with that gwak gwak 3000. Mind you, we were still in the company underground parking garage.

We never fucked at the office (can't fuck up the bag), but a young brotha was feeling like he was the CEO coming back from those late lunches. Was sad as hell when she moved back to NY to take care of her mother, but what can you do.
 
08 or 09...Went to Club Jet at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas. Was only there for about 1 hour. Thick Italian "butta face" starts talking to me. About 20 min later she takes me to her apartment all the way in Henderson. We fuck for about 15 min and then she had the courtesy to take me back to the club where my friends were lol.
 
In the beginning of the social media craze 20 or so years ago, when Match.com and AOL ruled the Internet, if you stayed dry, that was on you. Legs were spreading like flower petals in the Springtime. Then some simps decided to pay for the free stuff, which developed into sites like OnlyFans, fuckin' up the game. :angry:

Using those dating sites was like shooting fish in a barrel. You can have pussy lined up for days, if you lived in any metro area. I hopped on Match around 2012 and went on a run. BlackPeopleMeet was also easy pickings. I had a homeboy that swore by OnlineBootyCall back in the day. I never fucked with Plenty of Fish. I visited that site once and could smell the blunts and cigarettes through my screen. It wasn't for me.

Match always had the more professional type chicks I preferred to fuck with. They were just as easy to fuck. You usually had to talk to them a few times on the phone first. Maybe one meet and greet and then you was in. Sometimes that same night, depending on how much they were feeling you.
 
all my one nighters were in my late teens early 20s. i never really clubbed a whole lot. so mine was just random public places. i think i've told the one i had with a kmart cashier on here. i remember i was on lunch break and ran into one at a kentucky fried chicken. i used to always take lunches late like around 2 to avoid long lines then i get off at 3 so i can come back chill go home. she was with her girlfriends or sisters and somebody had children under 5. i got my food and sit down 2 tables down from them cause i'd spotted her soon as i came in the door. lil fine ass caramel hood chick but seemed like she had some sense and class. apparently she'd spotted me cause we kept catching eye contact . then she yelled out what man? i was like naw nothing smiling. lil later they leaving we still kinda fucking with each other. she tell them she'll catch up with them that evening. we go outside and chill on my car for a second. i'm like my lunch is up and i need to go clock back in but gimme like 5 minutes and i'll be right back. she gave me a look but said ok. i got back ran in the building searching for my manager so i can possibly leave early... he didn't care. took me over 10 minutes to get back thinking fuck she gone by now. i turned into the parking lot and seen her car still there instantly dick got hard as a rock. asked her she wanna get out this parking lot. shiiiid. we went and got a 20-30 dollar motel and fucked like rabbits into the evening. definitely was a good day.
 
Anyone here from Brooklyn remember the original Footprints that was on Church and Brooklyn? Became a fake Roscoe Chicken and Waffles later?

But back in the day in my teens, I always looked older, wasn't carded, bagged a few chicks from there. Remember fucked one right outside in a dollar van I was driving that belonged to one of my peeps.
Old superstition, but the van had 4 accidents within 2 weeks after. Never told peeps I fucked in it. Felt bad, but is what it is.
 
I only had a few:

Went to Vegas for conference. Started flirting with a cutie who worked for the conference organizers. She asked my room # and I gave it to her. After they finished up for the evening, she came to the room, pushed me on the bed, and started slobbing the knob. Didn't even have to ask. We smashed every night of the conference and a few times during the day.

Was down in Daytona for Black Beach weekend. Met this chick and ended up smashing on the humble. Exactly 10 years later this older lady that was working for me at the time brought her daughter into my office to introduce us as she had stopped by the office. Turns out her daughter was the chick I smashed a decade before. We figured it out asking each other questions about Daytona. I'm pretty sure her mom figured it out too from her facial expressions. That was kinda awkward.

Back in high school we went to Fort Lauderdale for a basketball tournament. Me and another one of my boys that also played met these two local chicks before we had to play. Scored their numbers and they came to the telly. We ended up switching up & smashing both of them.

Back when I was like 15 or 16 we visited family in Mississippi. My cousin was trying to smash this country girl that he met but she wouldn't give it up because her female cousin was there. He came and got me, introduced me to the cousin, and went back in the room with old girl. I talked to her cousin for like 10 or 15 minutes and then we went in the other room. Her box smelled so sweet. To this day I'm still not sure what was going on there but I enjoyed it.
 
I remember back when I was 20 a chick called my grandmothers house. She had the wrong number but sounded sexy as fuck. Kept her on the line and kicked it with her. Next night I was over her house. She lived on Cleveland Ave. Not far from me on Chambers St. Never forget it. Lil short bitch was bad too. 40 minutes into a bullshit ass introductory conversation I had my tongue down this bitch throat and my hand up her ass like a Muppet baby!!! Fucked her right on the kitchen table. I remember the bitch had a big ass box of King Vitamin cereal on the counter. Fuckin bitch you can't afford Cap'n Crunch. Pussy was good and I nutted all over her face. I never called her again because of the King Vitamin cereal. I feared she had no Frills Pathmark peanut butter in the cabinet. :dunno: Good times. Our God is an awesome God!!

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that's that WIC pussy...brah
 
In the mid 90's when I was going thru the process to go back into the military, between switching branches, testing, physicals, and swearing in... On every overnight trip to M.E.P.S... I was batting a 1.000.... every single time I would meet some young thang about to ship out to bootcamp, meet up in the hotel lobby and would wind up smashing out for half the night(LAST HURRAH)... I think this is what caused my preference for slimmer athletic builds. THE GOOD OLD DAYS!
 
that's that WIC pussy...brah
Yup. That's why I choked the fuck outta that pretty broke ass bitch. :yes: I mean, even if she wasn't down bad I still would have choked her, but the King Vitamin cereal ment extra punishment. The bitch lucky I didn't pick her up and throw her through the fuckin wall after I nutted and kicked the shit outta her son's book bag on my way out the door!!!! :hulksmash2: I seriously need some help. :smh::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3::roflmao3:

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Me & a couple my boys would get the conference list for the major hotels in downtown DC. The ones with a heavy black/minority #'s, we would hit the hotel lounge & see what we could catch. You'd be surprised how many chicks will get busy while they are away on these trips, even married chicks.

Brilliant
 
I need to know where a broad lays her head. bitch might be burning or got the herp and the only way she get dick is from unknowns. A bitch you know will not pull that shit.
 
High school cut days was the shit. My senior year I was done with classes by 11am. I always found myself at cut parties in other schools and it was too easy being the new guy on the scene. Black planet/MySpace days were also undefeated.
 
Me & a couple my boys would get the conference list for the major hotels in downtown DC. The ones with a heavy black/minority #'s, we would hit the hotel lounge & see what we could catch. You'd be surprised how many chicks will get busy while they are away on these trips, even married chicks.

I’ve tried to school young guys here in Austin on this exact same thing. This city is a gold mine for hook up culture.
 
The swingers club in atlanta... it was in a very unassuming neighborhood behind peidmont park. It doesnt exist anymore...

A radio dj & I in atlanta shared a bday & we also have some of the same friends. We all end up @ the spot & it was my 1st time goin & didnt expect to be there....

You had to have 2 chicks wit you 2 get in if you was a dude & pay $100.

They had all kinda combinations but there was never a night a regular dude could get in w/o @ least 1 chick with him.

They had rooms & floors. I thought my night was a bust. I was @ the bar where porn was playing on the tv like it was espn having a dring & talking to a few chicks, some had a mask on... I noticed the floor upstairs. I get up there & its like 1 giant bed some people are so far down you cant see them but you can hear them.

Im in a area where you can see & somebody can see you... this chick pulls me to her & told all the others dudes to fall back. She was like whaaaaasup??? Lemmie seee ya dick. I whipped my dick out... she said yea let git it. I had no condoms‍♂️ i had to bum 2 rubbers but we fucked till the club closed. My frineds were walking out the joint & im still smashing shorty. My friend said ask her if she gonna take you home cause im leaving she said thats the least she could do. So i asked her while I was beating & she said yea....

I just moved into my loft on peters street & she really wasnt expecting my shit to look like it did. She was in town on business & to check on her daughter @ spelman. I told her she's probably 1 of my clients. She asked me what I did & i told her im the eyebrow guy... she then tells me how she heard her daughter talk about me & we both start laughing. She took a shower & then I took one.... we fucked some more & then she took another shower & left.

I NEVER knew her name, where she's from, or what type of work she did. She wouldnt tell me who jeer daughter is either. ‍♂️
 
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